1. I just beat up a fortune teller because as soon as I sat down in front of his booth, he asked me who you are?

2. The new definition of the moonlight tribe: At the beginning of the month, the dog eats what I eat, and at the end of the month, I eat what the dog eats.

3. In North Carolina, it is illegal to sing out of tune~ I wonder how many people have been shot_(:з　∠)_

4. Do you think you are early? You have seen through what life is, but you just can't play it.

5. One of the great tragedies in life is: God gave me the attributes of a foodie, but forgot to give me the status of a rich man.

6. If you chase a star and you can’t get him, why not chase me? I’ll get it in a few clicks.

7. There is nothing to worry about. Many things can be solved by jumping off the building.

8. My deskmate and I were arguing about something, and I was at a disadvantage for a moment. In desperation, I slammed the table and stood up and shouted: "You are talking nonsense, I am not stupid!"

9. Participate At my cousin’s wedding, I didn’t know any of their family, but when my aunt saw me, she enthusiastically came over to shake my hand, called my dad’s name and said, “After all these years, you still don’t look older at all.” - You are so young I'm bald

10. Life is interesting, after all, I want to die for different reasons every day.

11. A man from Beijing coaxed his grandson not to cry: There is no need, you are like this. It’s really unnecessary.

12. I drank a bottle of milk and forgot your names because I drank Wangzai milk.

13. When I was a child, I loved playing with firecrackers. My cousin was playing with me, and I acted stupidly and threw the lit firecrackers into my cousin's jacket pocket (he still had a lot of firecrackers in his pocket). Then my cousin became anxious, but the more anxious he became, the less he could take it out. Finally, my cousin became extremely anxious. He hugged me and said, "I will die with you! "As a result, our clothes were all torn.

14. I once suffered from schizophrenia, but now we have recovered.

15. In the past, carriage and mail were very slow. There is only enough time to love one person. Nowadays, with the advanced Internet technology, you can love fifty people a day.

16. When I go out to eat with my dad and meet people from his workplace, my dad introduces me to outsiders every time. When I talk about it, I always use the word "dog"...but I don't know why he got so excited today and told others, "This is my pet dog"... 17. Selling myself , I don’t want it anymore. Although it’s cute, I’m too tired to support it.

18. If you don’t try, you will never know the answer, but if you try, you will know that you shouldn’t try.

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