1, the whole world is sour and smelly with love, and only I smell of single dog.

2. I ate vinegar fish today, but the fish slipped away and I was only jealous.

I am willing to praise you because I am especially fake, not because you are really awesome.

Maybe no one will listen to what I say, but surely someone will smell my fart.

5. Often when a person says: I'm not bragging, he will start bragging.

6. People who have always been dissatisfied with their hair styles have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that it is a matter of face.

7. Good evening. Can you recommend some delicious midnight snacks? The price is below 30 thousand, about five yuan.

8. Since I saw your household registration photo, I realized that it was so simple to give up someone I like.

7. Good evening. Can you recommend some cheap cars? Budget, 200 yuan.

9. If life deceives you, don't be sad, don't be impatient, get used to it after being cheated several times.

10, only people with mines at home use lipstick. Just like me, I also want to go out and go to the couplet in front of the door.

market quotations

1, I'm only in my twenties. Love can be late, but delivery and take-out are not late at all.

My bag was taken away yesterday, and I was very sad. I really can't figure out where I lost my bag.

3, people are ugly and not sweet, but also dangerous and have no money; This is me, so vivid, I don't need to pretend!

I met my old classmate in the street today. I didn't expect him to be so poor now that he only put a dollar in my bowl.

5. I was the gentlest girl in the world until I opened the peace elite and three teammates lost their mothers.

6. Before, a friend asked me to borrow money for plastic surgery, which was quite successful. I can't recognize who lent me money anymore.

7. I like watching the theatre best, watching your lies and pretending. I like raising dogs best, especially you who are putting on airs.

8. My friend has been advising me to marry a rich man. Funny, don't talk to me, okay? Advise Fu, I am willing!

9. I will go to the bank in summer. First, I'm going to turn on the air conditioner. Second, I will look at balance. My body and mind will suddenly be much cooler.

10, it's windy today. I wanted to go to the gym, but I didn't expect to blow a tea shop for me.

lyrics

1、

One day I was idle.

Just make peace and tell a joke.

The goods haven't spoken yet.

Start laughing at yourself.

-Tianyi Luo made peace with the "Song of Neuropathy"

2、

Once upon a time there was a magical fairy tale castle.

There was a queen who didn't wash her feet.

Every magical fairy helped her wash her feet.

She smoked them all.

-Network singer "Once upon a time there was a magic castle"

3、

success belongs to the persevering

Come on, ollie. Here you are.

Ollie gave it to you.

Uncle Ollie Giff.

4、

Makabaka Akawaka

Mika Macamo

Kaabayaka, Macaba

Ika akao

-unpleasant "Song of Makabaka"

5、

Everyone has hair.

I will sing Mao Mao for you.

What the hell happened to us?

I'll sing it for you.

-Johnny's Song of Mao Mao

6、

It's like losing courage

I can't feel my breath.

Even the air is suffocating. Why do I love you so much?

I'm afraid every second.

-Play the tiger UUU tonight.

7、

Menqiandaqiaoxia

He swam across a flock of ducks.

Come on, count it.

Why are there still three missing?

-Network singer "Under the Tree in Front of the Door"

8、

Hair is falling off.

When you are in a bad mood, there is less hair on your skull.

-Internet singer "Hair Loss"

9、

I'm on the strip. I sit at the head of the classroom.

Wait for the bell to ring.

As soon as the head teacher turned around, he asked me why.

-Online singer "Waiting for Class"

10、

I hate myopia.

People with myopia can't see clearly when they cut their hair.

What's the wound like?

Leave it to fate.

-Internet singer "The Pain of Myopia"