When two people are together, sometimes if they are bored, they can tell each other some jokes. Jokes are expressed in a subtle way and make people smile in an interesting way. The following is a conversation between a boyfriend and a girlfriend.

Dialogue between boyfriend and girlfriend 1 1, M: Your legs must be very tired, right?

W: Why?

Because you've been running around in my head all day.

That's how the lady who made friends with me teased me.

M: May I ask you the way?

Woman: Where are you going?

M: In your heart.

3. Do you like strangers?

Woman: Yes.

Man: Then let's have a stranger together!

4. Sister said, "Have you eaten?" The conventional answer is to eat or not to eat, and the unconventional answer is: "I said you wouldn't invite me if I didn't eat" or "I said you would invite me to eat if I ate?"

I have a colleague who used to chat with girls, but she always ignored him and was even blacked out in many cases. Later, I asked him to use a small program on WeChat ~ ~

Dandelion's love weapon ~ ~, that is, one week to 10 days, easily won five sisters, and invited me to dinner several times at that time. In fact, for single brothers who can't fall in love, you can use it and search there. A very simple thing.

5. "Do you know what the door to happiness is?"

"ah? What is it? "

"It's us"

6. "You are a little strange today."

"What's strange? ……"

"It looks strange."

7. "I decided to confess."

"Oh, then you come."

"I stood in front of her house for a long time and never dared to knock."

"Don't be afraid, I support you."

"Then can you open the door?"

8. Raise you for ten years. "

"It's only been ten years. What if I can't get married? "

"After ten years of marriage, the salary card is in your hand, and it's your turn to raise me."

9. "I love you" and "I'm sorry. My cat is stepping on my mobile phone. "

"Ha ha, it doesn't matter."

"Want to hear a secret?"

"Very good."

"I don't have a cat."

10, "Do you know what looks best on you?"

"What?"

"I"

1 1, "I hesitated for several days and finally decided to flip a coin. If my head is raised, I will confess to you. "

"What if the back is facing up?"

"Then turn it over."

12, you know? I really want to take you out to experience the charm of KTV! Do you know what KTV is?

Then k stands for you, t stands for you, and finally I'll make a V gesture!

13, I once heard a beautiful song on the road.

He said the song was really nice, but he didn't know the name. I said that WeChat will be known by shaking it. He was particularly surprised: Isn't WeChat shaking people nearby? He is thoughtful, ah, I see, you shake people around, then add him to WeChat, play this song to him, and ask him what song is right? I laughed to death.

The second paragraph of the boyfriend-girlfriend dialogue deliberately teased her:

For example, having dinner together, your sister wants you to hand her a spoon.

You: "Do you want a spoon?"

Sister: "Well, still nod."

You: "No! Unless, you get a watermelon. "

Sister: I'll give you a watermelon. "Can I have it now?"

You: "Great, here you are."

At this time, don't really give it to her. When you get it in front of her, withdraw it quickly! Look her in the eye and say, no, honey trap is useless, how can I give it to you!

Sister: I'm starting to freak out.

You: "You look so cute when you are angry! For your lovely sake, I will give it to you ~ "

Here comes the point. Pass the spoon. When sister wants to pick it up, hurry back and scoop a spoonful of soup!

At this time, my sister will definitely come and beat you directly!

You: "Ah, it's so comfortable, right, right, just above."

Then, you two can talk. Don't be afraid to offend your sister. She won't be really angry.

Deliberately misinterpret my sister's meaning and fight back with words that only girls can say:

1 For example, my sister said she would go home.

You: Surprise! "ah! I didn't know you were such a person! Just want my body! Don't you want my heart? "

Sister must be speechless at this time. She may say, I mean, go back to my house.

You: "Go back to your home? This is not good! I'm not ready. "

The sister at this time must be in distress situation.

My sister met you by chance.

You: "Don't touch it! I'm going to sue you for mercy! However (pause for three seconds here), because you are so cute, you will be wronged to let you touch it twice, only three times! " Trust me, girls will chase you and touch you.

3. Use some sensitive words

For example, my sister said, I'm going to take a shower.

You: "Ah? This is not good, we are not very familiar, I am not that kind of casual person! "

4. Pan-throwing method

You: "Do you know?"

Sister: "Ah? Know. "

You: "My mother thinks for a long time, but still thinks that we are not suitable, so we shouldn't be together" (first, we should be serious, and then say the latter with a wry smile)

5, elegant dress (forced)

Sister wants to say sorry to you.

You: "The bridge is here! Many girls can't help saying the wrong thing when they see my handsome face, so stop it! "

Dialogue between boyfriend and girlfriend 3 1,

"I want to touch your hair just for a simple test."

"hmm!"

"It's really oily."

2,

"What animal in the world can't swim?"

"Daughter-in-law and mother."

3,

"What was the first 3D surround music you heard?"

"Throw a handkerchief."

4,

"I think I might meet you in my dream."

"I just went to sleep."

5,

"If you can't cross the hurdle, come to me."

"I have long legs, and I will carry you."

6,

"You know what? You are like a game to me. ? "

"What game?"

"My world."

7,

"I think."

"Think about it?"

"I was born to meet you."

8,

"My body is the best amusement park."

"Do you want to play?"

9,

"What to eat tonight?"

"Will it be me?"

10,

"Hello, can we meet?"

"I know your depth, and you know my length."

1 1,

"I just want you to be my elevator."

"Why?"

"Up and down in my world, in and out."

12,

"I like wandering too much."

"But I just want to settle down on you.

13,

"I don't want to tease you, because you look heavy."

"on my heart."

14,

"Where can you hide?"

"After all, my heart is not big." (question and answer)

15,

"You can go anywhere."

"But as long as you don't walk out of my heart."

16,

"I'm almost there."

"I lost in your hands."

17,

"I will change."

"Why?"

"I liked you from the beginning, and later I liked you more and loved you more." (Picking up girls routine 100 sentence)

18,

"Too lazy to be affectionate."

"I just want to have money and you."

19,

"I don't like telling jokes."

"I just like to see you smile."

20,

"I don't like anything you like."

"This. . . . "

"But I like you."