Let me tell you, what about you? Do you know that we have a sea lamp? Hayden, that's my brother and I'm his sister. I'm telling you, I'm no ordinary old lady. I'm a kung fu person, so I'd better work hard for you ... Look, look, you know this leg, it's called Haizhai, and I'll take you to Shanghai with this foot.
Cixi is the Empress Dowager who eats more than 200 dishes at a time. No way! No way! No way! I am a poor peasant of eight generations, and her composition is too high. I won't install this.
4. Tango, just walking. Chest out and abdomen in, legs up, snapping, tango means walking, three steps, two, two turns, five steps, and then you walk. It's called tango.
5, you also play two deep, you also play two high ... this is called the devil entering the village ... will it? If I don't give you a performance today, you won't know what a high level is and what a new life is.
6. Do you think we old people can eat well, dress well and find wives? ..... No, no, we have a higher spiritual pursuit. ..... This is called rejuvenation, the old tree gives birth to new buds, and the golden sunset is brilliant!
8. Do you blame that child for his brains? If he uses a little, he will use less.
9. It's not as good as a great ancestor said. It's not as good as jiaozi. It's better to eat backwards.
10, what about this yellow one? I know the yellow one. This is the palace carrot. ..... Hehehe, it's still a gathering of heroes. I think it's a radish club.
1 1, don't be too intimate. Now some people, whenever they see men and women together, no matter whether you are old or young, say that you are dating someone. Actually, it's the one who thinks about people. He doesn't think well.
12, Bhutto sells cloth, socks and shoes. I am a rice plate.
13, this package is so uncomfortable, I can't open my mouth, I can't keep up! Do you feel sick? Do you feel sick?
14, one appetizer, two tonics, three and five stomachs, to ensure that your little face is white and red, red and black, Qiu Li and black, blue and purple.
15. In the past year, we didn't see any meat or fish food for one year. That year, we stewed a pot of ribs. Look at you. You've chewed up all the bones and made our old yellow dog bark at you.
The classic quotations of Zhao, a famous sketch actor in China.
Zhao (1928 March 200011-July 17) is a famous sketch actor and performance artist in China. People from Baodi District, Tianjin. She first appeared on the stage of the Spring Festival party and performed a sketch at 1988 (60 years old). She is the founder of musical sketches. He was also the first generation sketch king before Zhao Benshan. It has the reputation of the sketch queen. 199 1 won the Best Actress in Tokyo International Film Festival and the China Film Government Award for her mother role in "Chinese New Year". 1992 won the Hundred Flowers Award Best Actress Award and the 4th China Film Performing Arts Society Award.
Zhao's classic quotations:
People are not as good as heaven, flowers are not as good as heaven, and people who eat whole grains are not sick. I am an ordinary person. I want to come and go in the ordinary way.
Say 1000 words, say 10000 words, not as good as a big ancestor said, not as good as jiaozi, not as good as standing backwards.
One appetizer, two tonics, three cups and five cups are taken off, so as to ensure that your little face is red in white, green in red, purple in blue and black in powder.
I'll practice your grandmother. Turn your mouth! If I graduate from your school, I will be a kidnapper!
How about this yellow one? I know the yellow one. This is the palace carrot. Hehehehehe, it's still a group of heroes. I think it's just a radish meeting.
Bhutto sells cloth, socks and shoes, and I am a rice plate.
Cixi is the Empress Dowager who eats more than 200 dishes at a time. No way! No way! No way! I am a poor peasant of eight generations, and her composition is too high. I won't install this.
This package is so uncomfortable that I can't open my mouth and keep up! Do you feel sick? Do you feel sick?
In the past year, we haven't seen meat for a year. That year, we stewed a pot of ribs. Look at you eating it and chewing all the bones. It makes our old yellow dog bark at you.
Tango is just walking. Chest out and abdomen in, legs up, snapping, tango means walking, three steps, two, two turns, five steps, and then you walk. It's called tango.
You also play two deep games, and you also play two advanced games. Is this called the devil in the village? If I don't give you a performance today, you won't know what a high level is and what a new life is.
Do you think we old people can find wives with good food and clothes? No, no, we have a higher spiritual pursuit. This is called rejuvenation, old trees sprout new buds, and the golden sunset is brilliant!
Don't be too intimate. Now some people, no matter how old you are, say that you are dating someone as long as they see men and women together. Actually, it's the one who thinks about people. He doesn't think well.
Do you blame that child for his brains? If he uses a little, he will use less.
I'm telling you, what about you? Do you know that we have a sea lamp? Hayden, that's my brother and I'm his sister. I tell you, I am not an ordinary old lady. I am a kung fu person, so I'd better work hard for you. Do you see it? Do you see it? You know this leg. It's called Haizhai. I'll take you to Shanghai with this foot.
On Zhao's Classic Lines
On Zhao's Classic Lines
1。 You fart and stink at others. Actually, you painted it black. It is really dark!
2。 Bhutto sells cloth, and the sock nursery sells socks. I am a rice nursery.
3。 People are not as good as heaven, flowers are not as good as heaven, and people who eat whole grains are not sick. I am an ordinary person. I want to come and go in the ordinary way.
4。 Saying 1000 sentences and 10000 sentences is not as good as what a great ancestor said-delicious as jiaozi, handstand as handstand.
5。 Take one appetizer, two tonics, three cups and five cups off, and make sure that your little face is red in white, green in red, purple in blue and black in powder.
6。 Practice grandma's mouth! If I graduate from your school, I will be a kidnapper!
7。 How about this yellow one? I know the yellow one. This is the palace carrot. ..... Hehehe, it's still a gathering of heroes. I think it's a radish club.
8。 Cixi is the Empress Dowager who eats more than 200 dishes at a time. No way! No way! No way! I am a poor peasant of eight generations, and her composition is too high. I won't install this.
Classic quotation sentence
Classic Quotations _ Wonderful Quotations One Word a Day
1, fate is neither too early nor too late, just right.
2. If you don't have a hard time, you won't know how to cherish the good times.
3, joy does not feel that time has passed.
Enjoy your youth, you will never be younger than this time.
Remember to smile when you wake up.
6. Only by looking back on the past can we understand life; But to live a good life, we must look forward.
7. Life is like riding a roller coaster. As long as it does not fall, there will be ups and downs.
8. Life is a kind of endurance, so you should learn to support yourself.
9. As long as you fight for it, the future will become the present.
10, the goal of struggle determines what kind of person you will become.
1 1. When you go through hardships, you decide not to give up. This is power.
12, success is the accumulation of a little effort day after day.
13, the first element of success is the determination to succeed.
14, success is mostly because others gave up, but you persisted.
Nothing in the world is difficult for one who sets his mind to it.
16, if life can reduce desire, then there is nothing to worry about!
17, come on! Our difficulties will soon pass.
18. If you can't stand the pain, you can't see happiness.
No one can beat us unless we beat ourselves first.
20. It doesn't matter if there are shortcomings, so it is true.
2 1, be yourself, other roles have their own owners.
22. We conquered not the mountains, but ourselves.
23. Thought is not where it lives, but where it loves.
24. Let go of the past and look forward.
25. Getting is the goal, and the essence of happiness lies in the process.
26. Great people are always willing to be small people.
27. When you stop trying, you fail completely.
28. Have a grateful heart and you will get more in the end.
29. If you smile when you are alone, you really smile.
30. A good word behind your back is a true friend.
3 1, a good book is like a best friend and will never be lost.
32. Walking in the story of time, and doing it and cherishing the fate is not too early or too late, just right.
33. Every second has a chance to change your life.
34. Maybe not every day is so beautiful, but every day has some small beauty.
If you can't forget yesterday, there will be no better tomorrow.
36. Life is measured by thoughts and actions, not by time.
Any unhappy time is a waste.
Time wrinkles the body, but giving up dreams wrinkles the soul.
39. The past is gone, as still as water; We can't change the past. And the future ahead is full of vitality; Everything we do will affect it. As long as we are aware of this, whether at home, at school or at work, a new world will unfold before us every day.
40. Time can cure almost everything. Give time. Give time.
4 1. Life is too short to waste.
Cherish what you have now, not expect what you don't have.
43. The past cannot be changed, but the future is still in your hands.
44. No one is rich enough to redeem his past.
45. Time does not relieve pain, but makes people get used to it.
As long as we make good use of time, life is long enough.
47. To some extent, if you control your time, you control your life.
48. What you are doing now has a great influence.
49. The best way to predict the future is to create it.
50. I will welcome this day wholeheartedly.
5 1, don't dwell on the past, don't dream about the future, and let life slip through your fingers. By living today, you will live every day of your life to the fullest. Don't give up easily if you can still give. Nothing is really over until you stop trying.
If you count every step, your journey will be long.
Sometimes, you don't need to stop and think too much, just follow your heart.
It is shameful to waste beautiful youth.
55. Time is a bird that flies forever.
56. All books can be divided into two categories: temporary books and permanent books.
57. If a person doesn't follow the typical biological clock, then he/she will choose one of two different ways of doing things: lark-type people tend to go to bed early and get up early, and work most efficiently during the day; Night owls get up late and enter the state relatively slowly, and the most efficient time is at night.
If you waste your life, you will keep the gold and buy nothing.
59. On the clock of time, there are only two words now.
60. Your present situation can not determine your future, but only your starting point.
6 1, the most valuable thing is the daily value.
62. Do you love life? Then don't waste time, because life is made of time.
Wonderful quotations, one word a day.
63. Be kind to everyone. Kindness is the real key to happiness and happiness. Others will be happy to repay you if they feel your kindness. Make as many friends as possible and help them when they are frustrated, because you never know when you will be in trouble and need their help.
64. Age is only a matter of feeling, not age.
65. Today is an opportunity to make everything better. Don't waste it
66. From now on, I no longer expect anything, but cherish what I have.
67. Happiness and sadness in life will eventually become memories.
No matter what will happen tomorrow, we have at least today.
69. Life is too hasty. If you don't stop and look around occasionally, you will miss a lot of scenery.
No matter what difficulties you will experience, tell yourself that you can. Compared with people who have experienced worse cakes, you are lucky. Keep telling yourself this, and it will give you the courage to overcome all obstacles in life.
7 1, everyone has experienced something, and it is these things that changed them.
72. Act now and don't promise anyone in the future.
We learn when we are young, but we know when we are old.
74. While people are killing time, they will also be quietly killed by time.
75. Live like you will die tomorrow and study like you will never die.
The only way to change tomorrow is to do something different today.
77. With self-confidence, everything is possible. Lack of confidence, even the smallest challenge, is hard to overcome. Learn to use the problems you encounter to help you build your confidence. No matter what problems you encounter in your life at present, you should know that self-confidence will help you grow and become stronger.
78. When we hesitate, life will leave us.
If you have a brilliant plan, you must spare no effort to implement it and do it today.
Don't put off till tomorrow what you do today.
8 1, don't let the past steal your present quietly.
82. Every moment counts. When all the moments add up, it is equal to your life.
83. Time goes by little by little, just like a candle burning out slowly.
84. Judging yourself by what others have achieved will definitely lower your self-identity. Climbing may lead you to a dead end, or you may lose your other qualities, such as honesty, friendliness, sympathy, dedication and so on. In fact, your value lies not in how similar you are to someone, but in yourself.
85. Next, it is time to witness the miracle.
If you spend too much time thinking about something, you will never finish it.
If we believe that tomorrow will be better, we can endure today's suffering.
88. Try to make every day happy and meaningful!
89. If time could go back, would you choose your life again? If you are looking for happy things every day, you will have little time to be sad.
90. It is hard for you to see the meaning of what you are doing at the moment. But when you look back many years later, you will find that everything you have experienced and the choices you have made have played a decisive role in your current position.
9 1. When you look back one day, you will find that those days of struggle were the best.
Your future depends on what you do today, not tomorrow.
93. Youth is the season to learn wisdom, and old age is the time to practice wisdom.
94. Every effort in your life has made you who you are today.
95. There is no perfect life in the world, but we can have perfect moments.
96. Try to accept life as it is and make every day of your life meaningful.
97. There are farming seasons and sometimes harvest seasons. Although rain will bring inconvenience, it provides crops with the nutrients they need and makes them thrive. April rain, May flowers. A broken dream can be the foundation of a bright future. The intense darkness may last all night, but it can never resist the morning light. When you are sad, be brave, because happiness may come soon.
98. Let go of the past that can't help you move forward.
99. Every day is fading and people are growing.
100, the past will never come back, and what comes back is no longer perfect.
10 1, we will eventually become the people we dream of becoming, but some people are earlier and some people are later.
102, don't waste time, do something useful and stop all unnecessary actions.
103, it is better to fight for the future than to regret the past.
104, getting out of the room and breathing fresh air can make you positive. Especially on sunny days, go out to read books, look at the clouds, have a cup of coffee, or just sit there and enjoy everything outdoors. Even on rainy days, you can enjoy dragging your friends, family or loved ones, leaving all your troubles behind and running and dancing in the rain.
105, there is an important trick to using the law of time: you must get into work quickly.
106, don't live in the past. You may miss the beautiful things that are happening right now.
A day without laughter is a wasted day.
108, don't go with the flow, but lead the trend.
109, life is either a bold attempt or nothing.
It is time to start living the life you want!
1 1 1. Life is a picture without an eraser.
Life is what happens when we are busy making other plans.
1 13. Love life, and life will love you.
1 14, you can ring the alarm clock, but a new day will come.
1 15. Life is not waiting for the storm to pass, but learning to dance in the storm.
It is better to travel with hope than to reach the destination.
1 17, life is not without beauty, but the lack of eyes to find beauty.
1 18, life is made up of trivial things.
1 19. Life is like a script: what matters is not the length, but whether the performance is wonderful or not.
Wonderful quotations are three words a day.
120, life is just a series of efforts to make up your mind.
12 1. With good habits, nothing is difficult.
122, friends without faults will never be found.
123, a friend of a gentleman is as light as water.
124, genius is born in peace, and personality is cast in the torrent of life.
125. Do what you want, and you will have no job in your life.
126, life is like riding a bike. If you want to keep your balance, you must move forward.
127, no one is complete; His friends are the rest of him.
128, life would be too dull without twists and turns.
129, life is beautiful, but learn to enjoy it.
130. Good words cost nothing, but they are very valuable.
13 1. If you want to live happily, you must love life.
Challenges make life interesting.
133, the beauty of travel lies in the scenery you see along the way.
No matter what happened in the past, the best never came.
135, the best thing in life is that someone's face is full of smiles because of you.
136, don't be afraid to walk slowly, but worry about staying where you are.
137, you can't just sit around and wait for life to give you everything, you have to fight for it yourself.
Please be quiet and think about what you really want.
139, sometimes you need to put it down to move on.
140, wisdom is the skill of knowing what to ignore.
14 1. Life is full of variables. People who only stare at the past or present are doomed to lose the future.
142, a good book should give you a lot of experience.
143. In the primary stage of children's education, he should experience the joy of discovery.
144. Know your friends and create you.
145, give others a little consideration, consider for others, that will make everything different.
146. The flowers will calm down in a few minutes and appreciate what they have and have done.
I don't agree with you, but I will defend your right to speak to the death.
148, we can't choose what will happen in life, but at least, we can choose how to face it.
149, the most important lesson in life is that you should be responsible for your own life.
150, the slogan of life is the only wealth worth looking for.
15 1. As long as you say goodbye bravely, life will definitely give you a new beginning.
152, only those who do their duty in daily life will do their duty at important moments.
153, what we get makes us live, and what we pay makes us live.
154, there is no rehearsal for life, and the camera has been broadcast live.
Life has always been simple, but we have to make it complicated.
156, look up and learn how to do better; look down and learn how to be grateful for life.
157, life is simple, and you don't regret making a choice.
158, things don't happen for no reason, it always teaches us something.
159, even in the darkest days, you can find happiness in life.
160, with ideal people, life is always hot.
16 1, good friends, good books and a quiet heart, this is the ideal life.
162, life itself will bring you pain, and your responsibility is to create happiness.
163, don't waste your life in doubt and fear.
164, stop worrying about the bumps on the road and start enjoying the journey.
165. Dreams come true and life becomes interesting.
166, life has become beautiful, not by accident, but as a result of our efforts to change.
167, we can't plan our life, we can only prepare for it.
168, you can stay away from all the meaningless, unattractive and unhappy things in your life.
169, the world is full of magical things, and they are patiently waiting for us to become more intelligent.
170, there is nothing to be afraid of in life, only to understand.
17 1. Unless you try to do something beyond your ability, you will never grow.
172, life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.
173, remember: the most valuable antique is your dear old friend.
Life without knowledge is like a rose without fragrance.
175, the whole meaning of life lies in endlessly exploring the unknown and constantly adding more knowledge.
176, what you get from life comes from what you give.
177, life is like an ocean, only a strong-willed person can reach the other shore.
178, your life is not for others, you should make the right choice for yourself.
179, the answers to life are hidden in your heart. You just need to observe, listen and trust.
180, downhill is always more labor-saving than uphill, but you can see the most beautiful scenery at the highest place.