When it comes to cross talk, who do you think of? Here are the lines I compiled for Guo Degang’s good friends in cross talk. Welcome to refer to it!

1. From now on, I will never eat lobster again. Not just cakes.

2. If the grenades cost one dollar and six, and I threw you a hundred dollars first, if the law didn’t care, I would have beaten you to death!

3. A span of a palm protects the hair on the heart, and a hairtail tattoo is also included.

4. I sprayed four pounds of perfume and it smelled like eating sheep shit.

5. The cross talk is great! Criticize the ugliness and promote righteousness.

6. Go your own way and let whoever wants to say speak.

7. Law-abiding people are depressed in the morning, strong beams sing songs night after night, horses and mules are used to benefit oneself at the expense of others, upright and fair people go hungry. Repairing bridges and repairing roads is blind, and there are many murders and arson. I went to the West and asked my Buddha, and the Buddha said: I can't do anything either!

8. This young man looks like an actor when he covers his face...

9. When he is tired from walking, he sits here and the dog sits here. One side is high, and everyone who comes over is wondering: Whose twins are these?

10. Lobster, sea crab, haha! I just love eating them in the shell! Waiter, bring him a plate of melon seeds.

11. When I was seventy-five years old, I met a laid-off female worker from Hong Kong, and then the two got married...

12. Paradise There is also a sign here: It is strictly forbidden to set up stalls within 400 meters of the paradise!

13. Withered vines, old trees and dim crows, small bridges and flowing water. The horse is thin in the west wind on the ancient road, the sun is setting in the west, and the man with a broken heart... is in the hospital,... his intestines are broken and he still doesn't go to the hospital! ...I am the number one master in tampering with Tang poetry and Song lyrics.

14. When so-and-so was born, his father fell ill. After returning home, his mother had the most difficult time. Here is the husband, here is the child, both have to be taken care of. Feed this child with milk, feed that child with medicine, feed him with milk, and give him medicine. Give me medicine, give me milk. His father is very strong, and the child took the wrong medicine.

15. The sage has taught us: Don’t touch the solid food of the owner.

16. It doesn’t waste electricity if you speak louder!

17. Don’t leave until the show is over, go have a meal - whoever goes will pay.

18. Go to the Olympic Committee Chairman Sachima.

19. You know how much I eat, and I don’t like roast duck, so after eating four of them, I couldn’t eat anymore, so I said: I really can’t eat it, I’ll wait for a while. I still have to eat when I get home.

20. This guy robbed the bank and drove up the North Third Ring Road. It’s half past five in the afternoon! When the police arrived, the road was blocked.

21. Girl, give me a smile. If you don’t smile, he will give you a smile.

Flight 22, 9014, departs from Daxizhimen to Daxing Huangcun. The fare is 5 yuan. Then please board the plane. You said how interesting this is. The flight attendant stood there and shouted, "Come on, get on, get on, there's a big seat, there's a big seat." Guarantee you a big seat!

23. If you are not married in your thirties, the matchmaking industry in Beijing will become a sensation!

24. If you are willing to die, I will be willing to bury you.

25. If a gangster knows martial arts, no one can stop him! The scientist knows martial arts, and even this gangster can't stop him!

26. The criminal police appeared on the scene. There was a dead body, cut into eight pieces. The captain said: "Qian'er, what do you think of this?" "It must be suicide!"

27. "Uncle, how to get to the United States?" "Who knows...ask the village Go away! "

28. The only difference between me and Superman is that I wear underwear inside.

29. God said that we must be well entertained. After all these years, it’s easy for a crosstalk talker to go to heaven.

30. "There is a bright moonlight in front of the bed. I suspect it is frost on the ground. I look up at the bright moon. (Pop! Knock on the wood) My name is Guo Degang. There are many people here. I am very happy. Thank you all. Come. Don’t leave until later. Go and have a meal. Listen to the cross talk for 20, and you’ll get 16 more if you laugh. "

31. God is sitting there smoking. Woolen cloth.

32. The house we live in is full of holes. If it rains, it will kill you: it rains lightly outside and it rains heavily in the house. They all went to the courtyard to take shelter from the rain.

33. Huh? You don't know me? Then I am an artist! I have been an artist for over a week.

34. Do you have a knife? I'll stab you to death!

35. He was riding on his neck to poop, and I wiped the dry ones, and wiped the loose ones. Then he was riding on his neck and gave out dysentery!

36. Your shameless look is very much like my charm back then.

37. Can I revitalize cross talk by myself? Impossible, at most it would only serve as a shock.

38. Your shameless look is very much like my charm back then!

39. Tieling is still several stops away from the United States!

40. Scientists know martial arts, and even gods can’t stop them.

41. I came to the train station with Bibia that day. All the tickets were sold out. Then Bibia went to a policeman and asked: "Do you know where the ticket seller is?" The policeman was amused: "I'm still looking for it!"