Hualien single friend

1, funny after the exam:

This semester can be divided into three stages: waiting for Tomb-Sweeping Day, looking forward to May Day, and waiting for Dragon Boat Festival. After the Dragon Boat Festival, I will pack my things and prepare for the summer vacation.

I am most afraid of Chinese New Year. I politely pushed open your red envelope, but you believed it.

4. The art of cultivation is actually the art of lying.

I know why I can't lose weight all the time, because there is a you in my body.

6, don't be obsessed with the pot, the pot is just a fried rice.

7. Bitch, do you know? Your face, which brings disaster to the country and the people, made my stomach vomit for three days to show my excitement.

8. The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead. I will definitely film my dad on the beach.

9. Live for money, the happier you live.

10, if poverty limits your imagination, why can you think of so many ways to save money?

1 1. Call me handsome. I don't mind, but leave my friend out of it. They are just a bunch of innocent fools.

12. What others think is someone else's business. Just be yourself.

13, a little girl once said to me upstairs: Brother, you are so handsome! I immediately replied: not handsome, not handsome, just long.

14, don't mess with me, or I'll let you die rhythmically. /calculate/

15, the senior told us: Do you feel very afraid of the final exam and wonder what the teacher will do? I tell you, the teacher is even more embarrassed, because the teacher has no idea what you will do.

16. Our cornfield has almost become a popcorn field.

Do you have a girlfriend? If not, would you like one? If so, do you want to change it? If not, would you mind another one?

18. Are you dating anyone? I can't even afford an elephant, let alone a pair.

19. Some boys don't even know a girl's personality and character. Just look at a photo and say whether you like it or not. It's called buying food.

20. You said that you look like something, and you were scared to take refuge in the Buddha for nothing.

2 1, violence can't solve the problem. Come on, let's sit down calmly and praise me for an hour.

22. What is hateful is not mistress, but a little beggar who can't stand the temptation of mistress.

23. I won't bend over when money falls from the sky, because even pies won't fall from the sky, let alone money.

24. I have been single for a long time, and I feel beautiful when I look at dogs. Don't talk about screwing the bottle cap, the fire hydrant can be unscrewed.

25. Suddenly, I miss my partner. I don't know if he has eaten, if he is busy, where he lives and what's his name.

26. Give me a woman and I can create a nation!

27. Sleep. Don't do this. You let me go. I have homework. . .

28. What girls need now is not a prince, but a male god who can assist mathematics and physics.

29. Being a handsome person is very tiring, which I really know.

30. People who often fight with you must like you very much. People who often say you are stupid are people who care about you; People who often say that you are fat, you get him and kill him.

3 1, my principle is: I won't commit a crime unless someone else commits a crime against me; If someone attacks me, I will be angry!

32. I am so beautiful. First of all, I want to thank my parents. If they don't give me a pair of good players, can I make myself look so beautiful?

In fact, I'm just afraid that my passion will make your love cold.

34. The first part: As soon as I entered the school gate, it was as deep as the second part: from then on, moral integrity was criticized by passers-by: old and wet.

35. It is said that life is like a play, and play is like life. Then just sing a play ~

Experience profound classic sentences

I heard a sentence that day, and I didn't know if it was good or bad without depth. I have a deep understanding recently, even if I am close to Germany. I think I know, but I don't know. What are the difficulties in life? Is it wrong to do or not to do? Is it wrong to say or not to say? Still. . . . . . Maybe I am too sensitive and pessimistic, but I really don't know where the right way is. How to go on? At this time, I always think of a primary school classmate's words: I want to make friends with you, because you have a bright smile! Once upon a time Where is the smile? The glory is gone?

Experience profound classic sentences

First, I am typing now, and I feel sad and powerless all over, and my tears have been left silently. It's not nonsense or exaggeration. I have a deep understanding. Is there a crane like me?

Second, I really have a deep understanding today. On my way home today, I met a big brother in Northeast China. He was probably drunk, and then he suddenly surprised me for no reason. I casually said out of my usual habit, "Are you sick?" Then I said, "I have the wrong person." As a result, he turned to me and said, "How can you say someone is sick?" After that, I forgot what I said. Anyway, now I think I really shouldn't say I'm sick, but I'm also scared! ! ! There is also a giant that Northeast Big Brother attacked after being drunk, which is really scary.

Third, do your own thing, others are completely unreliable. Have a deep understanding.

Four, how many times, a person walking in the streets of my hometown, anticipating what it would be like to walk in the streets of a strange city, but at this moment, walking in the streets of a foreign land, I have a profound experience. How many rehearsals can't reproduce the mood at this time. At least I will think of loneliness and the pressure of life when I walk here, but I only know that when I walk on a familiar street, I leave to forget you.

It is said that Shandong will go to the northeast. I have a deep understanding. Resource-predatory industries cannot continue after resources are hollowed out. A few years ago, I heard that a coal mining city was hollowed out under the whole city, and there was no new economic growth point. Shandong people especially recognize the iron rice bowl, love face, and look at people to see if there is any preparation. After all, except for small enterprises working in the system, there is no stability at all, and they will close down in a few years.

Six, married for more than half a year, I have a deep understanding, life is to constantly find trouble for yourself, why bother! I must be crazy to get married.

7. While cleaning, my mother lamented that I was going to get married early. She said that she had a deep understanding of harming people at home more than 20 years ago and going out to harm people more than 20 years later. If I didn't, I wouldn't.

Eight, anyone and anything is not worth staying up late to get angry and not eat. The fault is someone else's, the body is your own. Now I have a deep understanding.

After listening to Ran Yingying's speech, I think she is a great woman. Everything that Zou Shiming punched out, she cherished. I want to watch my lover fight with his life. At any time, she should be the most worried and distressed bystander. I have a deep understanding of this. Just like I would rather not have so much material life than my future husband pay too much and lose too much for work, money and interests, I would rather he earn less money than drink with his clients until he vomits, so I will feel very distressed, so I will feel that those materials are meaningless, although the way of working is a personal choice, even for my relatives.

Ten, we must support our goddess. I can only say that it used to be the happiness of children. I think they really love each other. I am also a mother, and I know myself very well. I think it's great, too

XI。 I read a good mother's book about children's education, which has an eye-catching point and benefited a lot. Children must be taught tolerance. All virtues can be chosen, and tolerance must be chosen. Although peace and quiet are precious, tolerance can comfort yourself and make you more easygoing. Another view is that learning delays gratification. I have a deep understanding of this when I was a child, which can exercise people's self-discipline. Third, if you want good skin, eat more fruits and vegetables, haha.

I haven't slept for almost two days and nights. During this period, old sayings often recited by old people flashed through their minds. If you don't bring up your child, you won't know your parents' hearts and the bitter days of your child's birthday mother. Now I deeply realize that parents have sacrificed a lot from the moment they waited for their children to be born, and it is really unimaginable for mothers to bear the pain caused by childbirth. I hope I can care more about my aging parents and cherish my lover who has suffered a lot!

13. After reading Wolf Warriors 2, besides reading it very well, I deeply realized the importance of a country owning an aircraft carrier, which is not only a strategic deterrent, but also an important core for safeguarding overseas Chinese and overseas assets.

14. I have a deep understanding of this behavior when my son is about six years old. I have an uncle who runs a restaurant. Once I went to his house, and there happened to be a plate of fried chicken fillet on the table. I stared at it from the moment I went in, but I was afraid to ask for it. Later, my aunt brought me a string, and I finished it in about five seconds. I wanted to eat later, but I was afraid of being told. My uncle couldn't stand it and gave me five strings to tell me.

Now I can deeply understand why men love cars, but it is a quiet, independent and undisturbed space. In this space, you can enjoy your loneliness. On my way to work, I enjoy this quiet space very much. I don't like people passing by. I probably just don't like my space when others bother me.

16. I didn't know why so many people liked Jay Chou's songs before, but I really wanted to correct his distorted voice. Over time, I found out how many people remembered his songs sweetly and how many people had been crazy about him.

Seventeen, the mood affects a person's efficiency! I have a deep understanding today.

Eighteen, a busy day, if it is not silly and sweet, I simply don't feel the existence of his news. In contrast, EX didn't get the news until noon and didn't have time to return to work. I rushed to find my cell phone to reply, and then waited for a long time. I'm fidgeting, thinking maybe I won't come back, thinking why I won't come back. . Whoever is serious will lose.

Nineteen, it is said that people in Taiwan Province Province are of high quality and warm-hearted, which is still deeply understood. The accommodations booked in this trip to Taiwan Province Province are basically homestays, so I have more exchanges with people in Taiwan Province Province, especially in Hualien, and have a lot of contacts with the owners of homestays. On my first day in Hualien, my boss enthusiastically took out a map to mark the route and took the initiative to drive me to the night market. In Tainan, I wandered around alone and got caught in a heavy rain. Just in time for dinner, I hid in a snack bar next to an alley, ordered two or three snacks, and chatted with my boss while eating, including eating habits, consumption level, income, housing, two-child policy and so on. Carpool drivers are enthusiastic and talkative. At noon, Taipei people in the same car invited me to spell the bill with them. When visiting the Chiang Kai-shek Memorial Hall, the tour guide learned that I was from Nanjing. If there are any problems during the trip, both the service staff and passers-by can respond positively. But I still feel a little uncomfortable. The first time I felt uncomfortable, I was called China's friend by a homestay owner. Later, I paid attention to the sense of belonging of people in Taiwan Province Province, and found that quite a few people in Taiwan Province Province did not regard themselves as Chinese. They think they are from the Republic of China and Taiwan Province Province, and China people are foreigners to them, but Taiwan Province people are family to me, and we are of the same blood!

Twenty, The First Half of My Life is over. In addition to the glory of the protagonist, these two little people made me feel more and know more.

Twenty-one, people will always know something, but there will be another big flaw for you, that is, deep understanding.

Twenty-two, marriage is ultimately about money. But unlike those who have been poor together and have never been married, they have a deep understanding. It is said that you should walk the road of your choice on your knees, but if you have regret medicine, you will definitely eat enough first.

Twenty-three, I have learned a lot, and serious and rigorous work is very necessary! Only in this way can you learn more and get more. Now you have a deep understanding. I hope you can do better and better.

24. What I learned from my childhood in college is that when you like something to a certain stage, it is a little frivolous for you, but it is affordable. Just do what you want or want to do. Because happiness waits for no one, and you don't wait for something that is no longer a burden to you, the degree of happiness you get is greatly reduced. Don't leave regrets at a certain moment. Well, after reading it for so long, I finally convinced myself to place an order.

25. Why did Lei write Chengdu? I have a deep understanding now, and I'm afraid I'll give you a song about Changchun soon.

Mom works very hard. I stayed in class with her for a long time today, and I have a deep understanding! Accompany my mother to work at night.

Black and white is the most direct tone in a 27-hour or 3-hour movie, and human nature is always tested in the most cruel environment. The reversal ending is wonderful. I haven't seen this kind of movie for so long, maybe it's a classic, so I can stick to it, but I always feel that not all classics will have a profound understanding. After all, there are some differences in expression between East and West!

28. Scholars who hate reading books and reading ass most are the ones who waste the most food and create the most curses in this country. They range from selfish and cold-blooded owners in the community to keyboard garbage who think they are superior after reading a few obscure and unfamiliar books in Douban Weibo. These people are the most useless waste on the planet. In the history of China, several powerful kings have a deep understanding of this and made great efforts to achieve it.

29. Dad said: You are right. I know this sentence very well. I can't describe my feelings for your aunt.

Learn to be a mature person.

A mature person, not unassuming and not boring; Honest, reliable and positive.

A person's physical maturity is naturally formed with age. But a person's psychological maturity must be related to experience and his ability to understand things, that is, understanding.

A person can understand from what he has experienced, whether it is good or bad, whether he is happy or sad, why he is happy, why he is sad and why he is doing well. Why is there a problem? When he understands, he will find out the experience, he will do things more calmly, he will handle problems with ease, and he will feel very sophisticated. But sophistication is not maturity. There are similarities between sophistication and maturity, but they are different.

A person's maturity must have good cultivation, and the world without cultivation is not maturity.

For a mature person:

When he is lonely, he enjoys the peace in silence. He was glad that the inspiration came from his inner loneliness at that moment.

When he is lonely, he can find something interesting to do to dispel his loneliness.

When there are difficulties, he calmly handles them.

When he was embarrassed, he used humor to resolve it.

When in pain, he will heal himself.

When he is happy, he smiles.

When he failed, he thought it was paving the way for success.

When he succeeded, he felt it was inevitable.

He is always sincere when facing friends and always smiles when meeting opponents.

A mature person, not unassuming and not boring; Honest, reliable and positive.

Rough is his only way, and happiness is his criterion.

The charm of a person lies in his maturity, knowing what to say and what to do; Not grandiose, not unassuming, not dull; Reliable, honest and optimistic.

Good night text: Be a forgetful person.

The realistic society, complicated people's hearts,

In this short and tiring life,

Please be a forgetful person.

The sun rises and sets, and life is bitter and sweet.

Too good memory, easily upset,

Might as well muddle along every day.

Some things will make you depressed,

It's not that you have a bad temper, but that you care too much.

When you meet unreasonable people, you can't explain clearly;

Kindness is useless when you meet people who don't appreciate it.

Your concern will make life long and boring;