In response to the sentence "There are no absolutely good people and no absolutely bad people in the world." At the same time, it also describes the dirty side of the rich people at that time. On the surface, it was a legitimate business, but behind the scenes, it was extremely dirty, even worse than a gangster.

The stand-up comedy only excerpted part of the content. Now there is a recording of Yangzhou Pinghua "Pi Wu La Zi" on the Internet. It should be more complete. Unfortunately, we northerners can't understand it. Those who are interested can download it in PDF format. Let’s take a look at the text. There was a rich man named Pi in Qingfeng Gate outside Ximen, Dingyuan County, Anhui Province. He was upright and kind. However, due to his uneven wealth, he gave birth to four sons in succession, but all of them died in infancy. Finally, he was born and named Pifengshan, which symbolizes the sound of phoenixes and mountains.

Because he is the fifth eldest son, the locals respectfully call him "Pi Wu Ye", and his father dotes on him.

My father liked playing cards and drinking, so Pi Fengshan learned how to drink and gamble when he was a child. Rich old man Pi was careless in making friends. Before his death, he entrusted Pi Fengshan to his friends to take care of him. As a result, these friends induced the child to gamble, and as a result, he lost all his wealth to them, causing him to end up on the street. But he was very smart, so he became a famous local gangster.

In this county, he only needs 200 pennies to meet someone, not even a penny more, nor a penny less. So as soon as he walked on the street, there would be no one on the street.

One day when he asked for money, the local retired matchmaker Zhang Ma accidentally saved his marriage.

The girl is Sun Xiaogu, the daughter of her benefactor, Mr. Sun Dali Sun. Sun Dali served as the official of the torture chamber in the Yamen. The family was very wealthy, but he lost his wife when he was young and later married a Qiang family. Belongs to old husband and young wife.

Qiang is a vicious person. After Sun Dali passed away, the Qiang family wanted to kill Xiaogu and approached the local matchmaker Zhang Ma. Let her talk about a relationship, and ask her to have a temper that means scolding when she opens her mouth and hitting her when she raises her hand. She is not a person with a human temper. Zhang Ma was unwilling, but then she thought, if she didn't guarantee the marriage and found another matchmaker to guarantee the marriage, then the girl would be ruined. In the end, it was discovered that although Pi Wu was a gangster, he was not bad at all and was very kind. Therefore, if the girl married him, she would definitely not suffer any loss. This led to endless laughter. . . . . . A group of people escorted him to the county government office. He was happy - great, so warm! As soon as I entered the county government office. Face to face, Mr. Sun saw it: "Ah? What's the matter with you? Didn't I just give you a cotton-padded jacket and 200 Wen?"

"Yes, you can't help but spend it, let them take me "It's been blackmailed."

The head clerk yelled: "Who is this!"

When the elder came to the court, the county master became anxious: " How can that be done? Pull him down and give him another 20. "Mr. Sun said, "Don't hit me. This child is also alone. It's not easy for him to be alone."

It's not easy for him. What's going on? The pawn shop has spent money and lost money. "Pull him down and beat him!"

Some messengers came over and pulled Pi Wu down. The young man who was in charge of the punishment lifted the water-fire ruthless stick and looked at Pi Wu with his eyes: "Hey, do you understand?"

Pi Wu was so happy that he stretched out two fingers and shook them at the executioner: "This, this."

"Hey, that's so smart!" What are you doing? That means I'll give you money.

The person in charge of punishment picks up this board and does not hit anyone. Hit the ground - "pah, pah, pah..." and can't hit him.

Pi Wu was happy there. "Don't be happy! You have to shout!"

"Oh, you have to shout! Ouch--" Here we continue to "pah pah pah pah..." and hit 20.

After standing up. You have to follow the pawnshop's advice, "Sir, this man wears a long rack and works in front of the government office for half a month."

As soon as Mr. Sun thought about which business to go to, he quickly made peace and spent some money to get it. This matter has been covered up.

I coaxed Pi Wu out from the door of the Yamen, his front legs came out, and the young man behind him followed him out, wagging his two fingers and saying to Pi Wu: "Hey, that, that."

“Oh, I was telling you not to hit my legs.

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I hate being punished - Okay, you can go to the pawn shop again

! Pi Wu turned around and ran to the pawn shop and went there again. What's going on? You must be sure of his temper. Anyway, it’s okay to show off. I’m tired of talking to you. I came here, wrapped the paper, and came again: “Shopkeeper, pawning the skirt! "You're here again!" ""yes! As long as you can't be beaten to death, I'll come every day! "I'm going to take my life." How much do you want? "I can't ask for more." Give me ten taels of silver. Okay? I lost money, I paid. ”

The shopkeeper was so angry: “Give it to him, give it to him!” "Throw down the ten taels of silver! He wouldn't leave: "Give me the pawn ticket, and I'll come back to redeem it later. "Okay, if you don't come, we won't be finished!" Write to him! "Written the pawn ticket, opened it, stamped it, and threw it out.

Pi Wu held the pawn ticket in one hand and the silver in the other, feeling happy. After he came out, his hands became cold and his hands were cold. Shivering, the pawn ticket fell to the ground. He was holding the money for gambling!

He just passed by a money fan.

This man’s name was Sun. Sun Ze. I went out for a walk today. Why did I stay at home because the couple was reluctant to spend money? Eat. His wife scolded him: “Look, those who work all day long have no family and no business. I've been married to you for so many years, and I haven't even worn any new clothes." "Don't worry about it, don't worry about it. When it snows, I go out for a walk. It's getting cold, and my hands are all stiff. If you don't keep it all, you might lose your money. I'll pick it up and buy you new clothes. "With such a mentality, he came out. Walking on the street, he lowered his head and walked like this. Walking around, he saw this pawn ticket.

When he picked it up, his eyes turned green: "Hey ! A precious dress! Twelve taels of silver! "When I thought about this, I wanted to pawn it for ten taels in the pawn shop. This thing is worth at least 100 taels, otherwise I wouldn't be able to pay such a high price!

As soon as I was happy, I hurried home. "Daughter-in-law, hurry up. He rummaged through the boxes and took out all the money. "

I took out all the money and collected 10 taels of silver. "Don't worry about it. I'll go out and put on a new dress later. Clean up the house! Got rich! "

He came to the pawn shop, took out the pawn tickets and money, put them on the counter, and put them on the counter: "Redemption! "

The husband took it and took a look: "Huh? Ho! God has eyes! "Look, it's not Pi Wu." I said, Dangdang is not you. "Why do you care about that?" Just give it to me and that's it! Give it to me quickly! The husband was very happy: "Great, I must give it to you!" Take it out, take it out! "

Take out the bag from inside, fold it well, and put it on the counter: "Open it and take a look. "No, no!" You have to go home and see this! "

Take a big step, the rabbits are all his grandsons, so fast - they are gone in a flash. What's the matter? He is afraid that the owner will come and see it.

After returning home, I walked in, my heart was pounding, I closed the door and hung the curtain: "Daughter-in-law! Hold the lamp! Change your skirt! "Open the bag and take out the skirt - "Oh, my dear mother! I'm going to kill you! It’s full of stars! This is it! "I left the skirt with them.

Pi Wu went to gamble again. At this moment, all the ten taels of silver were spent. Before leaving, there was a friend who was playing cards together. His name is Chaji Wanger. Why is he called Chaji Wanger? This guy is a chicken thief. He has nothing to do but eat chicken all year round. He usually has nothing to do. Ah, let's make a game. He has nothing to do, so he can steal the chicken. No matter who's chicken he is, he won't be able to escape!

In the past, sneaking around also had its own system, with various styles - some would wear a long gown or a large cotton-padded jacket. When they saw a chicken, they would take it and twist their necks, cluck their nests, and turn their heads. Just run away.

Later, a wise man invented a method: get a rope, a string, tie a soybean to the end, and throw the bean out with the rope. Waiting nearby, a chicken came over and pecked at the soybeans and swallowed them.

At this time, he smoothed the pen cap, put the chicken's mouth on, pulled the rope, and the chicken couldn't crow. It just clicked into the nest and left - this is mechanized chicken stealing!

Wang Er has dozens of ways to steal chickens. The family eats chicken all year round, stewed chicken, smoked chicken, roasted chicken... every cough sounds like crowing.

It’s snowing heavily these days and I can’t go out, so I play cards with my family. Before leaving, he looked at him and said, "Oh, Lao Wu! You... why are you going out naked? Come on, let me find you a tattered cotton-padded jacket." Pi Wu then returned home.

(Because of these things in the past,) So, in Pi Wu’s mind, he was reluctant to mention this matter at first. Why? He felt sorry for Sun Dali. Zhang's mother told him the reason for this matter again, and Pi Wu was very happy: "If you want, I have nothing and live in the Tutu Temple all day long! This..."

Zhang's mother said: "It's okay. You can't live in the Tutu Temple and rent a house. As long as you are good to the girl, I will take care of everything! Don't worry about it!" With that, Zhang's mother took him out to rent a house.

But I asked many houses, but they didn’t want to rent it. At the beginning, I asked: "Is there any vacancy?" "There is vacancy." "Let's rent it. How much is it per month?" "300 yuan per month. Who can I rent it to?" "Pi Wu." "No, my house has it. Lord, we can't rent it to him." - No rent.

After looking around, there was a vegetable seller named Ni Si outside the west gate. Ni Si wants to rent out a house. The house has three thatched houses, a small courtyard and a fence. The couple lived in two rooms and left one spare room open for rent.

Actually, this house is not Ni Si’s house. There was a bricklayer named Xu Er. Xu Er lost in a card game with Ni Si. He had no choice but to say, "Come on, the three houses are yours!" Ni Si rented the house out. Ni Si himself is also a half-ass hooligan, selling vegetables all day long. He either deceives or deceives others. He is quite powerful. Anyone who refuses will immediately stare and beat them. Now he put out a sign - "This house is for rent", and Zhang's mother saw it. She went to Pi Wu and said, "Now that we have a house, do you want to rent it?"

What does this mean? One said: size, location... Pi Wu said: "Okay! The geographical conditions are also very good. I like this place, so I will go with you!" "No, you have to go, he would rather change the toilet." Rent. Don't show your face. I'll go first. "Okay, Pi Wu will hide outside." As soon as Zhang's mother walked in, she saw Ni Si's wife at home. "Fourth sister-in-law is here." "Hey, Ma Zhang, you're here. What's wrong with you?" "I heard that your house is rented out. How much does it cost?" "Hey, I don't know about that. I'll call you. Ni Si, go." He went out to the vegetable stall and called Ni Si back, "Mother Zhang, rent our house."

Ni Si thought: She rents our house? Very good! What? In this picture, the mother is working with matchmakers and menswearing all day long, but she can’t guarantee that she will be a daughter, a son, or do some bad things outside. If you rent a house from me and take advantage of her in the future, I will be extorting money! ―Well, I’m very happy!

"Come and see my house! My house looks like this, with eight taels of silver in deposit, 600 wen per month!"

The old lady was happy: "That's nonsense, you Is this thatched cottage worth so much? Let’s put down 2 taels of silver, 200 wen per month, okay?” , let’s talk about it later.”

The old lady said: “I’m not the one living there, I’ll call you, and we can settle this matter!”

"Don't worry, we won't agree to anything you said."

The old lady turned around and called Pi Fengshan. Pi Wu walked this way, and Ni Si turned his back to Pi Wu and was talking to his wife: "Did you see it? Another 200 yuan came in every month that night. Don't worry, in Dingyuan County, except for Pi Wu, there is no one else I'm afraid. Do you know? This time, this house is more suitable than selling it. Does the finance minister know this?" I turned around and was shocked, "Fifth Master, I'm so busy today. With.

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"Ah, look at you coming! "

"Look at me coming? Well... what are you busy with? "

"It's okay, I'll rent your house" "Huh? I have an owner of this house."

"Stop talking nonsense, you won't dare rent it if you see me. "Don't, don't... Zhang Ma, he rents?" ”

“Yes! He rents. Aren't you happy? ”

“Oh, it’s going to kill me.” What can we do?

”“Don’t worry, give me the money! The old lady took out 2 taels of silver first and said, "Keep it in your hand, this is yours!" As for the 200 Wen, I’ll give it to you at the end of the month! If you don’t pay me every month, you come to me!

”“Then we need to establish a written document. ”

“No problem, isn’t there paper and pen? Come, write, write. ”

Ni Si didn’t know how to write, but Pi Fengshan was good at writing. When he was young, his family had money, so he hired a private school teacher to teach him how to write.

Pick up the pen , dragons and phoenixes danced, "Boring, boring, boring" was finished.

"Come, come, Ni Si, this is your name, Ni, Si, do you recognize it?" "

"I don't know, I sell vegetables, how do I know...which one is Ni? ”

“This is an independent person, the son of a son—man, son. The son of man is you! "

"Don't be ridiculous, don't be ridiculous, hey, I know this one, these four below are me. ”

“How can you recognize Si if you don’t know how to read?” "

"This mahjong game has this 40...40,000...this is me.

""Come on, draw a pledge. "

Ni Si picked up the pen, held it tightly, and made a cross. Pi Wu took the pen and wrote "Pi Fengshan".

It's all good, old lady Happy. "Okay, I'll go back first. There are still some flowers to sell in the afternoon, you can discuss it. How to place it? Come to me when you're done! OK? ""OK! "The old lady is gone!

Pi Wu took the two rent sheets and handed them to Ni Si: "One for you and one for me. Do you have the money? ”

“Take it. "

Give it to you?"

"Give it to me."

"Are you rich?"

" I have money.”

“Give it to me quickly!”

“Don’t be ridiculous!”

"Look what's written here - Pi Wu, rent the house to Ni Si. Deposit 2 taels, 200 wen per month. Don't you have 2 taels in your hand? You have no money, Zhang Ma gave it to you first, right? ? This money is mine, and it will be 200 yuan per month from now on!"

Whoever rents the house! Here we focus on the hilarious and hilarious things and admirable good deeds that Mr. Pi Wu did after his marriage. As a result, good will be rewarded with good and evil will be rewarded with evil. When Pi Wuye got up and played for money, he met the three brothers "Sansu" who were bandits from out of town and won a lot of money from them. However, after losing all the money, the Sansu brothers still wanted to play, so they went to steal the property of rich people. It turned out that the house that was robbed was the house of the Qiang family who had driven Pi Wuye's wife out. As a result, Qiang vomited blood and died when she saw her home being robbed, and accidentally touched a candle. It fell to the ground and caused a fire, and a fire burned everything. But Mr. Pi Wu became more and more happy with gambling, which made him win thousands of dollars. After he became a rich man, he still did good things and gave birth to 5 sons, one of whom Master Pi Wu died at the age of 88 when he won the top prize. To commemorate him, the villagers only wrote five big characters on his grave: "Good Man Pi Fengshan"