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The winter nights are long; Heating quietly sends heat into the room, making the room warm and comfortable, making a cup of green tea and putting it on the bedside table, and lying in bed thinking about life. Some writers write, squatting on the toilet and thinking about life. The author thinks it's a fancy word. Think about it, squatting in the toilet and busy excreting; Sometimes in the process of excretion, I will be flushed. After excretion, I will take a breath, take out the toilet paper, touch it and leave quickly. In the stinking toilet, thinking about life ideas from there is just teasing.

Thinking about life means reviewing the past, summing up the present and seeking future development. Chang 'e brought the moon stone back to the earth, and Beidou satellites networked. Technology affects our lives all the time. We just haven't realized that a new era is coming. Human aging is divided into two parts; One is that the body is aging, and the other is that the mind cannot keep up with the times. New energy, biotechnology, etc. You can't perceive the direction of development, and when the real time comes, you have lost the opportunity of development.

With the improvement of laws and regulations, the era of traditional thinking and opportunistic thinking has passed. Like an outdated computer program. There is only one way to go, creation and innovation. In the era when there was no radio and television, everyone could only acquire knowledge through books. With the development of society, let alone reading, no one watches TV, or people who watch TV are poor, because all the programs you watch are free, and commercials in TV programs become potential consumer groups.

Today, talk about the thinking of the poor. In ancient times, the way to become famous was civil and military subjects. Now martial arts has become an atomic bomb, literature has evolved into economy, and many disciplines have been subdivided. The amount of a person's wealth is the beginning of the hierarchy, and people have a class theory. For example, the president doesn't need to bring any business cards when he goes out. The poorer a person is, the less willing he is to study. I also want to squeeze into the high-end social circle, and everyone hands in business cards to attract investment; After you left, people threw your business card into the trash can. The more I try to enter this circle, the more I make a fool of myself, just like a French girl. If you think you can speak a few words of French, you are a French girl, and your temperament is there. Dare you wear a three-point suit without a good figure?

The poorer you are, the more you like beautifully packaged things. Visiting rich people, with colorful supplements, "old turtle essence", rich people simply refuse these things. When you give something, you accept it with a smile. As soon as you leave, people will put the things you sent in the cupboard, or throw them away moldy, or wait for the next poor person to come and take them in. I won't eat it myself anyway. Look at the golden package and its contents. I want to eat a live old turtle, buy one and kill it, or go to the hotel to get a live stew. Rich people can't eat indiscriminately if they cherish their health. What happened to turtle actuarial science? The poor also want to buy live turtles, but turtles are expensive! Think about turtle essence, turtle essence also. What's more, the instructions say that there are precious Chinese medicines, and it is cheap to add a little nutrition every day without getting angry. Where can I find such good things? These cheap things are all customized for the poor. The poor measure a thing, see if it is inexpensive, see if it is beautifully packaged, see if it is wearing chemical fiber fabrics, see if it hangs printed oil paintings at home, see if it eats food from a processing factory, and see if it watches free TV. Going to the Grand Theatre in Shanghai costs 3000 yuan, just like stewing a live old turtle. It's a waste to eat it all. We have solved the problem of food and clothing, and now it depends on the grade. Don't say, eating turtle essence smells good when eating and sleeping. Walk with spirit and speak neatly.

The poor watch TV, which is the wealth of the poor. Without TV, the poor are like a colorless world. You can't say that you know Shanghai, whether it's the Yue Opera Dream of Red Mansions or the Opera La Traviata, if you haven't seen a performance at the Shanghai Grand Theatre when the lanterns were first released. From this point of view, even if you have lived in Shanghai for decades, you don't really know Shanghai. You won't know if you don't know the ticket price of several hundred yuan! Anyway, you are registered in Shanghai, and no one can say that you are not (ah-ah) anyway. Shanghai's urban poor still account for the majority. In the era of industrial technology, only a large number of plagiarized products are cheap. For the poor, cheapness is the premise of all consumption. An opera or any artistic performance is a one-off, and only the audience can enjoy it. It is very expensive. A well-known director directed an opera in Beijing, and the ticket price reached 3000 yuan. Even if the poor can't afford a ticket, you can't get in. People ask you to wear a suit and tie, even if you can't afford it. The poor still think it is better to watch TV. Television is very cheap. As long as there is TV, you can watch it indefinitely. The poor even mistakenly think that watching TV for free takes advantage of someone, but it is not! In this era of consumption, don't think you are taking advantage, you will pay for your eyeballs. The price of watching free TV is to accept free advertisements. After watching the advertisement, maybe you will pay for a certain business. In this sense, TV is not cheap. Television is for the poor and suits their tastes. Anti-corruption drama, for example, makes the rich look bad, but the poor like it. Seeing that the rich man was caught by the law, he let out a bad breath. There are more and more martial arts dramas. Obviously, an unarmed person can indulge in daydreaming, imagine himself as a hero who can fly over the eaves and walk over the walls, aim at the bully in his heart, grab a piece of meat and poke five holes. The poor man's wife likes watching romantic dramas best. Once they enter the role, the romance crushed by life can grow in tears. The poor are like shrimp, even half as small as shrimp. It is harder for a poor man to become famous than for a camel to get a needle. In the commodity age, the opportunity to be on TV is also willing to give to the poor. As long as you like, you can make witty remarks in speed dating programs, show your talents in entertainment programs, and take home a lot of prizes if you behave well. Don't be embarrassed. You became a free actor, provided programs for the TV station, made people in front of the TV have fun, and gave you some prizes. This is a win-win situation. The poor like to visit relatives, while the rich like to make friends. Relatives are connected by blood, but friends are like-minded. There are many interests. Generally speaking, it is a mixture of interests and interests. People who can become friends are in harmony in these two aspects. Relatives are different, whether you like it or not. Relatives can also divide the rich and the poor. It is an honor for poor relatives to walk with rich relatives. Don't think that there is no one in our family. In fact, rich relatives are quite happy to carry an old hen. Thinking that the old hen must be green food, he shook hands kindly. After a while, he asked, If you have any difficulties, just let me know, and then his cell phone rang. He must go to social parties, and his expression is very helpless. Poor relatives feel disturbed, so they willingly go to the kitchen, choose vegetables and wash dishes, and sort out the native chicken they brought. As a result, the difficulties of poor relatives have never been mentioned, and the old hen has solved them first. It's far away, even if rich relatives want to help him, they can't help him for a while. Personal life has to be visited by individuals, and poor relatives don't expect it, for fear of being looked down upon by others. Rich relatives don't have to give anything, just mention something they can't eat and don't want to use anymore.

If it is the end of the year, take the last calendar issued by the company to visit relatives, and the calendar will generally be hung in the most conspicuous place of poor relatives' homes. Poor relatives kept introducing us. They sent them to us. They came to see us. An two-egg neighbor said: Yes! Yes! It's not easy, he's busy! Who is that Li Wanji? How many people are interested in him, finally know, a big beauty in China, surnamed Li Wanji. Poor relatives said, serious or not, people can come, very face-saving. The subsequent slaughter of chickens and sheep cost the poor money, but with face and mood, money is nothing. Not as utilitarian as I thought. He just wants to distance himself from his rich relatives and improve his level. He is still willing to go to poorer relatives in his bones. In this way, he can not mention the old hen and local products, but also enjoy the treatment of killing chickens and sheep. He sat on the bench telling some anecdotes and laughing, and it was inevitable that some contradictions among the people would suddenly leak out. He will be serious about all parties, and internal unity is always necessary! These things have been made clear in front of me today and will not exist in the future. Come on, cheers! He looks like the Secretary-General of the United Nations, and the situation has really calmed down. Go to a poorer relative's house; I am also a character, and life is still very meaningful.