Domineering classic funny quotations 1, you waste my present, I will waste your future.
2. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind.
3, now find Prince Charming, you are out, now find Prince BMW.
4, a temporary impulse, the crisis of future generations!
5, with a fiery heart, you can change a result. Money can change this result at will.
6. If you have money, you have no home. If you have no money, worship God.
There is an old legend that people who can see beautiful women on the campus of Beihou University will live forever.
You wait, one day I will make you the mother of my future son.
9. Why do people live? Just for those great grandfathers Mao.
10, I want to say that I am struggling, and the day of the end of the world is my birthday.
1 1. Suddenly, the teacher turned off the light and I ... turned it on.
12, it's not that I don't want to be a lady, it's the world that has turned me into a bitch!
13, I have passed a person countless times, and my clothes are all scratched and there is no spark.
14, don't be mean to me all the time.
15, life is like a news broadcast, and you can't escape by changing the channel.
16, I am a special person, I am an ordinary person, so I am a special ordinary person.
17, before I touched the flowers and twisted the grass, someone else pulled it out.
18, I had a secret crush on you because I was out of my mind, and now my brain is shaking dry.
19, men can't get used to it, and the more they get used to it, the more asshole they become. Women are spoiled, and the more they are spoiled, the more balls they have, which are still others'.
20. One is more dangerous to wear and the other is safer to grow.
2 1, the garden couldn't be closed in spring, so I lured an apricot outside the wall.
22. Pain is everywhere. More lasting and sharper than pain, there are waiting with expectation everywhere.
23. I passed you, but you didn't know it was me because I turned my head away.
Even if someone says I'm crazy, I will look up and say contemptuously, "Are you in the same hospital as me?"?
25. It's easy to quit smoking, but it's too difficult to quit you!
26. I tried to turn the salted fish over during the exam. Damn it, I didn't expect it to stick.
27. No one in the world can "abandon" you unless you give up on yourself. Because we belong to ourselves, not others.
28. I am not afraid that the enemy is like a tiger, but I am afraid that my teammates are like pigs!
29. When you were born, you cried and everyone laughed. When you left, you smiled and everyone cried.
30. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let them take a taxi to find it.
3 1, pay more attention to Three Gorges Online, and you can share more classic inventory.
32. When the road is rough, shout and move on.
33. When you speak ill of me, can you feel like cooking without embellishing it?
34. Borrow a friend's car, and the friend said to refuel the car when he returned it. When I returned the car, I rushed to the car and applauded.
Give me a woman, I can create a nation, give me a bottle of wine, I can lead them to conquer the world!
36. No one born is afraid of death, and no one who is afraid of death is born, so no one should pretend to be horizontal!
37. If the exam rewards QB, then the country will become rich and strong immediately.
38. Brother, can you lower the resolution of your face a little?
39, the sky is falling, you hold, I hold!
40. I thought about the word "special efforts", and I only achieved the first four.
4 1, the first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.
Parents: Please don't call your children "Bunny", because from a genetic point of view, this is very bad for you.
43. I like to make friends with B whoever calls me stupid.
44. The furthest distance in the world is not that you and I live far apart, but that our classmates are in different rooms.
Because I love you wholeheartedly, I can only give you up mercilessly.
46. I once liked her broad mind, but it was just an airport!
No one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.
48. When you have no money, you eat wild vegetables at home. If you have money, go to the hotel to eat wild vegetables.
49. I never write words, but I write interchangeable words!
50, erection is not everything, but erection is absolutely impossible!
5 1, Tencent's "input" has given many people hope and disappointment.
52. Don't be as optimistic as a fart, thinking that you can shake the earth.
53, BBK lighters, where will not order.
You like cheating so much, why don't you go to the ballet?
55. Women show their generosity first, but men dare not be stingy.
56. I always feel that others are full after a few bites, and I can eat more when I am full. ...
57. The handsome one with a car is chess. It is the bank that has money and houses.
58. Look at the time not to get up, but how long you can sleep.
59. When I get angry, winter comes; When you get angry in winter, you become a long-sleeved man.
60, planting grass does not make people lie down, it is better to replant cactus!
6 1, the crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, that person was in the marriage registry.
As a typical loser, you are really successful.
The more time we save, the more time we waste.
64. As long as people are separated, people who are familiar with each other will gradually alienate.
65. The early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird!
66. Genetics tells us calmly that cross-species love is doomed to have no good result.
67. Old Moon! Can you not marry me with the inferior red rope from the cottage? From time to time.
68. Some things, some people, some scenery, once looked at each other, even for a moment, are eternal.
69. You can escape the monk, but you can't escape the abbot.
70. Now the raw rice has been cooked into porridge.
7 1. Tucao is used to count money, not to make sense.
72. What you bet with me is not what you want, but what I have. ...
73. You talk to them until midnight every day. How can they have time to create human beings?
74. I will definitely be cut into potato chips.
75. Life is like a play. One falls in love, the other gets married and has children. This is normal.
76. Hard life needs no explanation.
77. A good man is me. I'm Ceng Xiaoxian.
You must call me online tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet.
79. Saying I love you is not necessarily true love; If you say you don't love you, then you really must have loved.
80. Amitabha, don't talk nonsense. Patriarch, you are indeed the most beautiful and sexy woman I have ever seen since I traveled east. Look at your hair, hands, skin and feelings. ...
8 1, my mother gave birth to me. You can know who I am.
82. I was bored and sang to the computer. After singing, the computer suddenly crashed.
If you are fat paper, remember not to wear a red scarf. Otherwise, you will be just like QQ.
84, patroness, the poor monk is too shallow to heal you through clothes, so he committed a crime.
85. Wise people speak by experience, but smarter people don't speak by experience.
86. A dream is not a dream if it is too easy to realize, but without a dream, the reality is dark.
Of course, fat people can be confident, but if you can't lose weight, you'd better lose weight.
Thanks to my being a fat man, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.
People who say I don't have to lose weight are bad people.
90. It's hard to be a woman now. You should be more open-minded. People say you are coquettish. Be traditional. People say you pretend.
9 1, I was going to lose weight this year and make you shine, but I don't want to become a nut wall and block your sight.
92. When traveling romantically, you won't smooth the back strap of your boyfriend's bicycle.
93. Go shopping with your boyfriend in summer, and he won't always want to walk in the shade behind you.
94. The man who came face to face turned back because of appreciation rather than curiosity.
95. How much cosmetics have been saved by losing face.
96. When you squeeze the bus and subway, you can do it with ease.
97. You know, it's a shame to say "Do you have any extra-large clothes" to the salesgirl. But "the clothes here are too fat" can be said with confidence.
98. Even the King of Tonga ordered the nation to lose weight.
99. God, my clothes have lost weight again!
100, if there is a problem, find the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.