2. There is a kind of crash called incorrect password input, a kind of panic called account login in different places, and a kind of feeling called invisibility! There is a misunderstanding called man-machine offline, and there is a loss called that you don't have access rights.

3. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but the exam is coming soon. Others are reviewing, but they are previewing. What is even more tragic is that people have already previewed, but you have not reviewed.

4. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can just become a mother.

5. Part One: I didn't bring my student ID card, admission ticket and ID card, and Part Two: I didn't do the listening reading composition questions. Horizontal approval: focus on participation.

6. Two things are the most difficult in the world: one is to put your own thoughts into other people's heads, and the other is to put other people's money into your own pockets. The former succeeded in calling a teacher, and the latter succeeded in calling a boss. Both succeeded in calling a wife or a university or church.

7. When house prices go up, land prices go up, oil prices go up, electricity prices go up, water prices go up, food prices go up, meat prices go up, egg prices go up, vegetable prices go up, and drug prices go up. This goes up, so does that. How can one go up? If it goes up, it will go up. The second part: it is difficult to go to school, join the army, find employment, buy a house, rent a house, choose a spouse, get married, raise children, seek medical care, provide for the aged, men and women, and it is even more difficult to see the world. Hengpi: Living in China.

8. God is fair to everyone. If you give one thing, you will take another. We always see what he takes, but we don't see what he gives us.

9. A woman who doesn't sleep from 1 to 12 o'clock is shameless; If you don't go to bed until 4 am, you will die. Do you often live a shameless and deadly life?

1. You don't want beauty, and you don't want money. What do you want?

11. If you live, you will die sooner or later; If you die, you will live forever.

12. She is a widow, and I can't let her be grass widow.

13. Emperor: Sister Rong, why do you make things difficult for Swallow and Ziwei in every way? What's your motive, you lowly slave! Rong Mammy knelt on the ground and said with tears in her eyes: Your Majesty, do you remember Xia Yuhe by the Daming Lake and Rong Mammy who was boating?

14. (The meaning of good night) Good night: Wan an! Take apart the Chinese pinyin of this word, which is: I love you, love you! Good night pinyin Wan an, apart from each letter represents a word, that is, wo aini, aini-I love you, love you.

15, I don't want much, a glass of water, a piece of bread, a sentence I love you; If you are extravagant, I hope that you poured the water by yourself, cut the bread by yourself, and told me that I love you by yourself ... < P > 16. When you do something right, no one will remember; When you do something wrong, even your breathing is wrong ... < P > 17. (China's standard line of the rich and the poor, are you poor? The following is the annual income (1) super rich: more than 5 million yuan; (2) the richest man: 1-5 million yuan; (3) the rich: 3-1 million yuan; (4) the rich: 1-3 million yuan; (5) High yield: 3-1 million yuan; (6) Middle class: 15,-3, yuan; (7) Low yield: 8,-15, yuan; (8) Poor people: 3,-8, yuan; (9) Very poor: 1,-3, yuan; (1) Very poor: 5,-1, yuan. Are you poor?

18. I have become an immortal. Please smoke if you have something to do. The Buddha said that smoke without fire can't be a positive result, and fire without smoke can't be an immortal.

19. Shenzhouxing is ok for me. I won't pay to see if you can.

2. One person is happy, two people live, and three people are life-and-death.

21. The loneliness of one person is the fault of two people. Why do you choose me when you love TA?

22. Being beautiful is your advantage, and being beautiful is your skill.

23. Baidu couldn't find you, so it had to enter sogou.

24. Although the bird is small, it really plays the whole sky.

25. The most useless thing in the world is the salary slip. I get angry when I read it and wipe my ass too carefully.

26. There is only one "two" between talents and geniuses. Therefore, talents are very good, while geniuses are always a little stupid.

27. If you can't tolerate me, it means that you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.

28. I'm embarrassed to arrest you. How dare you steal?

29. My heart is broken, and it looks like dumpling stuffing.

3. It is still easy to mix in ancient times. If you cut it off, you can become a civil servant.

31. Since I got mental illness, my spirit has been much better!

3, the biggest tragedy in life: the beauty is dying, and the hero is bald.

31. Most of the so-called beautiful women are slaves of cosmetics.

32. Just because we have a problem, you can't treat me as a holiday.

33. A "bad man" must have a good appearance, otherwise, he doesn't deserve to be a bad man or a bad man in a woman's heart.

34. Traveling means going from one's own place to another's.

35. Without loneliness, who will accompany me?

36. A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

37. Those times that are allowed to be squandered are called youth.

38. Be a man with conscience and find a woman with temperament.

39. I am nostalgic–because I can't see the future.

4. Go straight to the point. Don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance.

41. It is said that silence is golden. Will there be a lot of gold after a long silence?

42, humble surface, cover up the inner abnormal condition.

43. Tears are a gift you mailed me, and the address is not very happy.

44. Be kind to yourself when you are alone; When two people are together, be kind to each other

45. The merry-go-round is the most cruel game, but there is an eternal distance to chase each other!

46. If I get annoyed again, I'll tie you to a straw boat and borrow an arrow.

47. Some people are like this. They think that the whole world is a cesspool because they are maggots.

48. I don't do things that I regret. I only do things that you regret.

49. The earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

5, 5 cents and 5 cents are the happiest because they make up a piece.

51. If you can't hold the sand, simply lift it.

52. Those who are not afraid of debt collection are heroes, but those who are afraid of debt are really poor!

53. People should not be too square or too round. One will hurt people and the other will keep people away from you, so people should be oval!

54. The advertisement was well watched, and suddenly a TV series popped up.

55. If you are not a cactus, why should you be so strong?

56. I am not a descendant of the rich! But I want to be the ancestor of the rich!