When looking for a date on a blind date, how you introduce yourself is very important. Introducing yourself in humorous language can give a better impression to your partner. Below is a humorous self-introduction I compiled to find a partner. You are welcome to read it.

Humorous self-introduction for finding a partner 1

My name is Yang Li, Yang is the Yang of the poplar tree, which means that I will be as tall and straight as a poplar tree, and have deep roots, and be upright. man. Li is the profit of victory. I have to take control of my life, study hard, challenge myself all the time, and I must return victorious when facing challenges!

Hello everyone, my name is Ji Hao. I am exactly half a century old this year. I am upright and youthful. I am a handsome guy. . Although I wear two pieces of glass, I am still handsome and it shows that I am smart. I have rich experience and was once a glorious people's teacher. I am 1.79 meters tall, a little shorter than Yao Ming, but still half taller than Pan Changjiang. Nowadays, I work in IT, but I never get kicked by others because I know how to kick. I'm a newbie here, so please take care of me. Humorous self-introduction for finding a partner 3

1. Basic information

Male, born in ** (real age will never be concealed), no history of marriage, currently living in **. I am cheerful, sincere, have no bad habits (smoking, occasionally drinking 5 bottles of beer with friends at most; this is reasonable), I am in good health, and all parts of my body are functioning normally. **Province** people. The family has two tile-roofed houses and no cars. The career needs to be developed.

2. Function introduction

1. Mouth? If you can speak well, I believe you will not be lonely if you have it.

2. Shoulders? Two. You can rely on them, use them as pillows, and ride on them.

3. Hands? Of course one pair. They can hold you tightly when it’s cold, and they can also hold you in summer. Can it help you drive away mosquitoes?

4. The feet can bear a weight of 62 kilograms. As long as you and I add up to no more than 250 kilograms, we can carry you for a lifetime.

5. Heart? No matter when and where, I will always think of you!

6. Body? From now on, there is no need for hot water bottles and electric blankets. Experts say that the human body has a constant temperature of 37.5. Absolutely durable and affordable. The most important thing is to save electricity!

7. Brain? Do you want to be lazy and not do housework? Scissors, rock, paper, a fair solution. Remember, I only produce cloth, and I have tried and failed!

8. Never ugly, most suitable as a husband.

3. Advantage analysis

1. Always treat people with enthusiasm and sincerity (excluding my love rival).

2. He is the best and only punching bag for his wife (only when there are two of us).

3. A mixed player with a cheerful, kind, rational and impulsive personality who only analyzes problems and does not use violence to solve them (except when his wife is hurt).

4. He is single-minded, one-flower-one-fruit type, and can safely hand over all his feelings. I am really a good boy!

IV. Disadvantage Analysis

1. Girls who want to catch golden turtles, please stop. Although I also want to satisfy you, I really haven’t yet How much.

2. Girls who are full of fantasy all day long also stay. Life is not a fairy tale. I am a person who only recognizes reality and does not pursue illusion.

3. If I really fall in love with you, I will be very nice to you, so nice that you want to run away (working hard to correct).

4. After thinking about it for a long time, I only came up with these few things.

5. Finally, you must respect the elderly, be kind and love life, and be enterprising! Height (around 160, weight 42-56KG, I am 172, 62KG)

5. Opportunities Analysis points

1. I am looking for a wife, not for fun.

2. Don’t disturb those who take diet pills, go to bars several times a day, and treat KTV as your own father.

3. Those who have a smoking habit should stay away, except those who occasionally smoke one or two cigarettes (just for fun). Women sometimes look really beautiful when they smoke, but I really don’t want you to give me one when I’m at home, and I’ll give you one to smoke endlessly.

4. Step aside the housekeeper type, I have one mother which is enough. (Dinosaurs declined)

5. Those who are gentle, cute, kind, and like small animals (except mice) will be given priority.

6. Those who have ideals, goals, and love for all beautiful things (excluding money) will be given priority.

7. Candidates who like to cook delicious food and are good at it will be given priority. We can discuss it!

8. Applicants who have a fixed job, love work, and are full of vision for the future (excluding workaholics) will be given priority! >>>More exciting things on the next page? The humorous self of finding a partner Introduction?