1. Some things must be faced, and hiding is not the answer. The more you hide, the more serious the consequences will be.
2. I am a single dog, and you are a single dog who is strict with his wife. You don’t understand the single dog. Come, I will tie the dog leash for you.
3. Blank paper, yes What's the use? It's useful, writing a will
4. Drinking requires three conditions: a place, an opponent, and a reason.
5. You still dare to come, this is called a long time to come
6. A real bartender should love his guests. It’s also your fault that I drink the wine you mixed, which makes me very sad. Heartbroken, because it makes me short every night
7. Drinking, pay attention to three conditions, I keep asking myself, what is the reason for drinking every day, I finally figured it out, alone It doesn't matter how long the night is. I like the name of this glass of wine, 'See You Tomorrow', which allows me to look forward to every tomorrow, because every tomorrow, I can see you. This is my reason
8. I know the azaleas are blooming, and He Muzi has the most beautiful expression on his face; I know the snow is falling, and the temperature of He Muzi’s palms should be protected by me. When she drinks wine, I know the speed of her heartbeat, I can't forget her breathing in my ears, just like the spring breeze saying I love you again
9. Just like the beautiful things in the world, like the Milky Way, like the Aurora, you like it very much, but you can't have it. It turns out , two people sitting side by side will become separated, and there will always be a river between us.
10. There will be two kinds of people in every bar: Brother Xiaoma is a man without a woman. In order to earn some living expenses for himself, he sells everything. Sister-in-law is a woman without a man. No one knows how many assets she has or how many ex-husbands she has.
11. To borrow money, I have to discuss it with my husband. You said you don’t have a husband, so there is no need to discuss it.
12. Are you killing someone or saving someone? , can you be gentler?
13. I have been listening to Chen Mo talking about Guan Chun and Maomao. Today, when we met for the first time, I couldn’t hold it back. I asked, hugged and gave them a hug
< p> 14. In my world, there is no ex, only the only one.15. The suffering of life is like an endless river. The ferryman’s task is to take you ashore.
16. There are thousands of kinds of pain in life. Every person who falls into the water will go through four stages: I am here, I am tired, I am better, and I am leaving.
17. You wait for me to get off work every day, accompany me to dinner, and buy me bags. How can you still have time to fool around with other women? She waits for me to get off work every day, treats me to dinner, and buys a car for me. Now that I think about it, you and I are just messing around
18. Whether you are unemployed, lovelorn, insane, crazy, or a ferryman. Your job is to shorten this process as much as possible so that you can reach the other side early.
19. This bar-filled street is full of laughter and laughter, like an island in the city. Everyone gets along well, except for one girl.
20. Stupid woman, do you have to be so cruel? You're right, I'm a stupid woman. My mother told me that the biggest rule for stupid women is to take action if you don't say anything, otherwise you will suffer a loss
21. Horsepower, I haven't heard of the international singer, have you heard of it? ? Listen to the Internationale
22. The safe distance between people is 120 centimeters. When you are with the person you like, you will work hard to shorten this distance.
23. What do you want to eat? Do you still need to ask? The Mao family's unique skills, golden initiation, golden initiation, you all know that the sword, sword and shadow practice gold, the king of cakes is well-deserved, layers of delicious food contain true love, it is as thin as cicada wings and can kill people, in my mind, it is the best cake in the world
24. You can eat as long as you want. You think it’s a buffet.
25. If the world cannot accept Maomao’s pancakes, then there is only one way left to change the world.
26. Only those who love pancakes will win, and send wine to the top. .
27. Mom, I won’t come back during the Chinese New Year this year. Yes, I won’t have the nerve to come back. Mom, I love you.
28. Someone once asked me why shrimps cooked alive taste better? Because when shrimps are boiled alive, the pain will temper their flesh, and the deliciousness that comes out of the pain is enough to dazzle all sentient beings.
29. At different times and in different moods, you should listen to different songs.
30. Time is really a butcher's knife.
31. Xiaoyu, look at the moon. Is it round? It’s so big. The spare tire is rolling
32. Time keeps moving forward, there is no end, only intersections.
33. Do I really look so ugly in this dress? Forget it, I went to work
34. The doctor said that if you eat less than 30% full, you will die early if you eat too much. Ah, more than 100 kilograms is just right.
35. See the horsepower? What do you mean by soul or body? The soul is here, the body is on the other side
36. Some likes are like the wind that once fell in the wheat field. Only the person involved understands it, and the world pretends that it has not happened.
37. The highest principle of the ferryman is that once you accept a commission, never say no.
38. The world is like a book, all living beings have something to love, and I am just a ferryman. We will all go ashore, the sun will shine for thousands of miles, and flowers will bloom wherever we go.
39. Great love will always have obstacles. Although Guan Chun broke his leg, his vitality is still tenacious. I don’t know where he found a book. A good love movie turned into a disaster movie. .
40. It’s not that the legs are missing, why are they transferred to the head? Are you afraid that the IQ will leak out? He has no IQ. His IQ is equal to zero. What is missing? Do you know what a contrarian is? The sum of the luck of two people is one hundred, and this total amount will never change. Just like Maomao and I, if you have a good life, she will have a bad life, and if she has a bad life, you will have a bad life. Good job
41. Our Mao family has a tradition of making cakes, which is to cut off romantic relationships and be free from desires. When Maomao’s father became the king of cakes, it was also because I drove his wife away so that he could concentrate on everything. Make cakes and train Maomao to be the cake king. It's okay, but it's a pity for this child.
42. End of business, see you in the world.
43. I would like to toast Xiaoyu for this drink. Thank you. Without you, I would never be able to stand up again.
44. I invented bar golf. The idea is very simple, it is best to never wake up after getting drunk. I have walked this road many times, but I didn't expect that because of Xiaoyu, I would walk it again.
45. You are the ferryman, you are Brother Pheasant, right? You should know that I have a younger sister, right? I know, the Thirteenth Sister of Red Star, the eldest sister of Causeway Bay, she is very particular about her righteousness when she comes out to hang out, who doesn’t agree with that? Just machete, that one he took is my mother. What’s the relationship between Thirteenth Aunt and you? Thirteenth Aunt, that’s Huang Feihong, eldest sister, I’m sorry
46. Multiple friends, multiple paths, you don’t Deliver her, and I will deliver you.
47. Explanation 1: water boils, boiling, such as boiling, explanation 2: rotating and moving, such as rolling, explanation 3: walking away, such as getting out. In addition, Gungun, a noun, because the giant panda is as cute as a ball, so netizens affectionately call the giant panda Gungungun
48. No matter how much you love someone, you cannot hurt yourself like this. A friend of mine once told me that time keeps going, there is no end, only intersections.
49. What matters between people is fate.
50. Some people say that fate is ice, and fate is like an ice cube. Hold it in your hand and you will understand. In fact, the original words are like this: Fate is ice, I held it in my arms, and when the ice melted, I realized that fate was gone. Do you think that if you don't let go, it will always be there?
51. It will hurt if you hold on to it, but if you don’t let go, it will eventually disappear.
52. I always thought he loved me very much, but when he left, he was afraid of me. It turned out that he didn’t care at all.
53. There is nothing wrong with deep love. The love that truly belongs to you should not be a hurtful ice cube, but a cup of warm hot tea.
54. If it doesn’t work, forget it. Why? Many people are born with a drinking capacity. You are not her opponent. Who wants to compete with her for drinking capacity? I will fight her desperately
55. You I just want to win so much, I just don’t want to lose
56. Not all past events are good, and not all memories should be left behind. This photo was taken by He Muzi’s former colleague. Look With the smile from ten years ago, I found myself always in the river and never freed myself.
57. The so-called devil’s ladder is a road to self-destruction. Everyone has their own reasons for reaching this point. Some are because of persistence, some because of jealousy, some because of despair, and in order to strive for success. He Muzi approached, and I fell here countless times. In the end, I finally knew that the place closest to her was the farthest away
58. Chen Mo, have you ever risked your life for others in your life?
59. The end point of bar golf is this glass of wine. It has the highest alcohol content in the world, so not everyone is willing to drink it. Its name is called Answer. Before you drink it, you have to answer me. Question, you can lie to me, but don’t lie to yourself. What is the most important day in your life? It was my first day as a ferryman. It was the first time I stood on the other side of the river and looked at the horse power falling into the water. Yes, I like him and I am willing to do everything for him, but so what, I know that I am not the one who will get tomorrow for him. The only thing I can do is to send him to the other side. From that day on, I said to myself , Xiaoyu, don’t be sad, you are just a ferryman, what about you? On July 29, 2008, you were wearing a blue dress and a ponytail. Damn it. Why should I give you the answer? Why should I drink this glass of wine? Give me another drink. Change it. A cup of Jiang Jie, what are you doing? I still want to drink it. Why don’t you give me another cup? Can’t you just give me another cup? Why should I give you the answer? Give me another cup. Just give me another cup.
60. Chen Mo, Why do you love hot pot so much? People who can sit and eat hot pot together are all people from the same world. In fact, it doesn’t matter what you eat, but who is sitting next to you is the most important. If you have always wanted to see the horizon, do you have to go there? It's relatively close to watching the sunrise. I want to take you to eat hot pot. If I can't go, remember, give me a pair of chopsticks. You will thank you wherever I go. Walk this section with me. The sunrise is so beautiful. , Fortunately, he didn’t die last night
61. He Muzi wanted to leave tomorrow to me, but I know that after she leaves, I will never have a tomorrow again. This car is me and He Muzi The drifting bottle, it’s time to dock.
62. Tell me, when will the ice in my heart melt? Yours is an iceberg, sister.
63. Forget it, seeing as you are so hungry, why not order some food? Okay, okay, steamed lamb, steamed bear paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, braised Boiled, braised duck, soy sauce chicken, bacon, pineapple, tripe, soy sauce meat, sausage, do you want to eat? I eat, I eat, I have eaten everything, why continue? I let you order it, but I didn’t say I’d give it to you
64. Life is a game of constant death and rebirth. You can’t get it because it doesn’t belong to you, and you can’t let it go because you are unwilling to do so. , Although it is sad to lose the one you love, it is no shame to lose someone who does not love you. You can still fall in love with someone else.
65. In order to help Ma Li find a reason to sing, Xiaoyu asked the owners of the bar street to crowdfund and hold a concert for Ma Li. She told us that art is free charity, so Ma Ma is responsible for doing art, Xiaoyu realizes her compassion, and the rest belongs to us, that is, free of charge.
66. Ten years is too long, and everything may change. A lifetime is too short, and you may not be able to finish a single thing. Memories always stand behind you. You cannot abandon them, you can only embrace them.
67. Tell me honestly, do you like men or women? If you like women, then we will be brothers. If you like men, be my girlfriend.
68. I don’t know when the watch will stop shining. I still miss the past, but I don’t remember it, because I know that one day, we will meet again at the end of the road.
69. (Cake) Is it familiar yet strange, and there is a ray of sadness in the happiness?
70. I feel that she loves me, but I still don’t know where to find her address. Idiot, I can’t read English....
71. I am a person who has no tomorrow, but I hope everyone will have a tomorrow. As long as this watch continues to light up, I will continue to be a ferryman. This is not fate, just my choice.