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1. Some people are just not satisfied. They already have double chins and want double eyelids.

2. A man's confidence is three points his illusion, and seven points is cheated by a woman.

3. If you like someone, you have to confess. Don't worry too much. Although there is a great possibility of failure, what should I do if I become a spare tire!

4. Stop complaining that you can't find a suitable person among1400 million people. You can't find one of the four multiple-choice questions in the exam.

I always feel that others are full after eating a few bites, and I can eat a few more when I am full.

Remember, don't challenge my bottom line again and again, otherwise, don't blame me for modifying my bottom line again.

7. What's the difference between being unloved and being wrong? God replied: one is that you have no food, and the other is that you eat shit.

8. Don't worry if you don't know your life experience. Just find a popular little fresh meat, go to the internet and scold him a few words to ensure that your 18 th generation ancestors can be picked out by his fans.

9. It is said that soft is afraid of hard, hard is afraid of horizontal, and horizontal is afraid of death. But how can these not work at all in the glory of the king? I have sent 15. Why are they not afraid of me?

10. If you don't confess, you can be friends. If you are friends, you can borrow money. If you borrow money, you can confess. If you are rejected and become a stranger, you don't have to pay back the money.

1 1. As the saying goes, rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests! However, I think: there is grass beside the nest, so why run all over the mountain?

12. At present, this is my situation: I don't want to introduce myself, but I can't find it myself, and my parents are urging me. Hey, living in the present really envies those who were born early!

13. I have nothing to do. Let me beat you up. My finger just itches. You need a beating.

14. People who love to laugh are not too unlucky, but I just want to know that if a person has been unlucky, he doesn't know how to laugh.

15. For those who have been unruly and self-righteous, you must borrow money from him, so that he will be polite to you.

16. If you can't tolerate me, it means that you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.

17. It is an illusion to think that the other person likes you. I feel that the other person hates you, and nine times out of ten it is true.

18. A good woman is like gasoline. Once you have it, you have power; A bad woman is like an airbag. Once used, there will be a crisis.

19. I am so beautiful. First of all, I want to thank my parents. If they hadn't given me a pair of skillful hands, I would have made myself so beautiful.

20. Finally, after ten years of continuous efforts and struggles, I have changed from an ignorant teenager to an ignorant youth.

2 1. I like wasting money very much, but I have no money, so I can only choose to waste time, because time is money. A waste of time is procrastination. You see, I'm procrastinating on the surface, but I'm actually showing off my wealth.

22. I thought your brain had been sick for a long time. Now that I graduated from medical school, I can finally diagnose you aboveboard.

23. I stayed up late at night to brush my mobile phone and saw a news that girls stayed up late to play with their mobile phones, which led to blindness. After reading this news, I feel glad that I am a boy.

24. In most cases, a perfect dinner needs a friend with a bad career, unhappy marriage, disobedient children and unhealthy body and mind. Everyone here knows a friend who is not present! My friends often have a perfect meal!