Advantages: I am never picky about food, so I am very fat. I don't spend pocket money at ordinary times, so I have so much money to spend.
Disadvantages: As the saying goes, "If you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer." I am such a person who doesn't listen to the old man. Every day when I am writing my homework, my grandmother always trembles in my ear: Alas, I feel bloated at the sight of you. I have told you hundreds of times, don't write too close to the book, or it will be bad for your eyes. But I never listen. Every time my grandmother says it, I pretend. After grandma left, I returned to my original state. The same is true when reading a book. So now I'm nearsighted.
Hope:
1, I hope I can quit my computer and get rid of myopia as soon as possible, otherwise my study will decline and I will be scolded when I go home;
Grandpa should not smoke and drink, and dad should not always lose his temper easily. Like the sleeve of a telescope.
Wish: I hope to get rid of myopia as soon as possible, live a fairy tale life like a princess, and be admitted to Tsinghua.
Humorous self-introduction company 2 There is a little boy in the mirror. He is tall and strong, with a round face and fair skin. The most distinctive thing is his big ears.
He has many hobbies; Read all kinds of extracurricular books, practice calligraphy, learn English, play table tennis, football and computer. What he likes best is directing the Lilliput War. He likes to think of small pieces and toy cars as battles, and both sides are placed on the battlefield in the room. "
He is the monitor, but his study is not the best in the class, because he has a bad habit of carelessness. He could have done many questions in every exam and homework, but he couldn't get full marks or excellent results because of carelessness. He has another problem-impatience, restless, always anxious to cry or lose his temper. But now he has made up his mind to get rid of these two bad habits.
He's me, and I'm going to take the third grade XX exam soon.
Humor self-introduction company 3 My name is Gong Siyao. I am 1 1 years old this year. I am in Grade 5 of Cuiwei Road School.
I have a pair of bright eyes, a tall nose and a small mouth like a cherry. But it's ugly to laugh, because you will see a row of crooked teeth!
I have many hobbies, including singing … so my favorite is dancing! My dance is very beautiful and moving, and I am deeply loved by my classmates!
My ideal is constantly changing. I want to be a star, teacher, lawyer and fashion designer for a while ... but now I have set a firm goal for myself: to be a "dancer" who dances beautifully!
This is me, an ordinary me. Would you like to be friends with me?
Hello, everyone, I'm Zhang Yarong from Class Five B. I'm eleven years old and I belong to the sheep. But my personality is a little opposite to that of sheep. Sheep are gentle and honest, while I am lively, bold and capable, a little fierce.
Since the second grade, I have been the squadron leader in my class and the representative of Chinese class. I have the honor to be the vice captain of the brigade this year, and I am the teacher's right-hand man. I have a wide range of hobbies. I like singing, drawing, listening to music, groping for computers, traveling, taking photos and reading books.
He has won many titles such as "three good students" and "four good teenagers". He has won the outstanding prize in the 11th "Young Eagle Cup" painting competition, outstanding brigade cadres, special prize in writing competition, learning little stars and so on.
Although I have many advantages, I also have many shortcomings, that is, I don't study hard, I am careless, sometimes I miss writing, sometimes I make mistakes, and my writing is not very beautiful. Besides, I am not very strict with myself.
In the future, I decided to give full play to my advantages and correct my shortcomings.
Humorous self-introduction company 5 My name is Cheng Kejia. I am eight years old. I am a naughty and lovely boy. I go to school in the third grade of Baoji Experimental Primary School, and I am the head of the English class.
I am 1 m 34, wearing blue and white short sleeves, dark blue jeans, flat head, big eyes and smooth tongue.
In my spare time, I like playing computer best. Once, I started playing games after lunch. Until dinner time, my mother called several times, but I didn't answer, and my mother finished her meal. When I came to the restaurant, my mother only left me a bowl of soup. I haven't played games since then.
I have many advantages, such as helping my father sweep the floor, washing clothes and washing dishes for my mother. But I also have shortcomings. For example, I always do my homework carelessly and write slowly. I want to get rid of these bad habits.
My ambition is to be a naval soldier when I grow up, braving the wind and waves and defending the coast.
Humorous self-introduction company 6 Today, I introduce myself to you. My name is Gong. I'm seven years old and I'm in Grade Three in No.53 Primary School.
I have a Zhang Yuanyuan's face, red, like an apple. When I smile, my face shows dimples. My eyes are round and bright, like grapes.
I have a gentle personality, and many children are willing to be friends with me. Sometimes, when I play in the yard, I always find many little brothers and sisters behind me. They all like to revolve around me. Sometimes, when someone breaks my toy, I never lose my temper and say it doesn't matter.
I have many hobbies, such as painting, playing the piano, reading, singing and playing chess … but I like painting best. Whenever I finish my homework, I open the drawing board and draw carefully. Painting and painting, I forgot everything. After hard work, I took part in the whole school painting competition and won the first prize.
Students, do you know me? Would you like to be friends with me?
Humorous self-introduction company 7 hello everyone! My name is Huang. I am ten years old and study in Dongfeng primary school. I am a quiet little girl.
I have long black hair and like to wear a ponytail every day. A round face has a pair of eyes with gods. And cherry mouth.
Sometimes I'm introverted, and sometimes I'm lively. After class, I like to play with my classmates, such as playing basketball, jumping rubber bands and drawing.
My usual hobbies are: playing basketball, drawing, jumping rubber bands, singing … Do you like me? Make friends with me if you like!
Humorous self-introduction company 8 hello everyone! My name is Zi Jin. I'm 8 years old and I'm in Grade Three at Tangyacun Primary School.
My eyes are bright and clear, there is a small nose below, handsome and lovely, and there is a glib mouth below.
I like reading very much, because reading is very helpful to my study. I remember once, I was sitting on the sofa, reading by a stream. I was so absorbed that I didn't even hear my mother ask me to eat!
My shortcoming is that I dare not raise my hand to answer questions in class, so I will have more courage in the future and try to get rid of this small problem of not raising my hand to answer questions in class.
My ideal is to be a doctor. Because there are many patients in the hospital now, some have lost their dexterity, some have lost their walking feet, and some are very ill, so I really want to be a doctor and help them relieve their pain.
This is the lively and lovely me. Would you like to be good friends with me?
Humorous self-introduction company 9 I am a 20-year-old boy, why do you call me a boy? Because my heart is still young.
I am a man who is about to grow up. Why do you call me a man? Because I have everything a man has.
Ha ha. Actually, I don't know myself very well. I always look happy on the outside, but I'm not on the inside. I am worried, worried, worried, and even gave up a lot!
I think a person will only realize the existence of happiness when there is pain, and only when there is pain will there be happiness now.
A person's life can be divided into several stages: childhood, adolescence, youth, adulthood, middle age and old age. I am in a youth, a bridge connecting teenagers and adults. I recall my youth because it brought me great happiness. I yearn for adulthood, because when I am an adult, I can do a lot of things I want to do, and I will no longer be stopped and bound by anyone.
People always learn to grow up slowly. I think I have experienced a lot.
Many people always ask me why I don't want GF. Actually, I also want to find one, but I find it boring. If I find one, I can only be with one person. If I can't find one, I can get along with many people. Why give up the whole forest for one tree, don't you think I prefer the incomplete relationship between friends and lovers. Oh, I believe in fate, and I feel that fate will surely bring us together. I am also looking for the other end from one end of the red line tied to my feet!
Coincidentally, I recognized a sister in my sophomore year. Although she is not very sensible, I still cherish it. How many friends can you find in your life, not to mention your sister, don't you think?
Having said that, you still don't know me very well. Ha ha. Then come and see me. I also like making friends.
Humor. Self-introduction company 10 I. Basic information
Male, born in * * (his real age will never be concealed), has no marriage history and now lives in * *. I am cheerful and sincere, and have no bad hobbies (smoking, occasionally having a drink with friends, but at most 5 bottles of beer; ), good health, normal function of all parts. * * province * * people. There are two sets of tile houses at home, and there is no car. Career needs development.
Second, the function introduction
1, eloquent, I believe you will not be lonely.
2, shoulders-two, you can rely on, you can be a pillow, you can ride. ...
3, hands-of course, a pair, can hold you tight when it is cold, and can help you drive away mosquitoes in summer. ...
4, feet-can bear the weight of 62 kilograms, as long as you add up to no more than 250 kilograms, you can carry you for a lifetime.
5, the heart-no matter when and where, always miss you!
6, the body-from now on, don't need hot water bottles and electric blankets. Experts say that the human body has a constant temperature of 37.5. Absolutely forbidden for a long time, durable and affordable. The most important thing is to save electricity!
7, the brain-want to be lazy and not do housework? Scissors, stones, cloth, fair solution, remember, I only give cloth, and I fail again and again!
8, never ugly, being a husband is the most suitable.
Third, the advantage analysis
1, always warm people with sincerity (excluding my rival in love).
2. It is the wife's best and only punching bag (only for two people).
3. Players who are cheerful, kind, rational and impulsive only analyze problems and do not use violence to solve problems (except when their wives are hurt).
4, single-minded, one flower and one fruit, you can safely hand over all your feelings. I am really a good boy!
Fourth, the disadvantage analysis
1. Girls who want to catch scarabs please stop. Much as I want to satisfy you, I really don't have much money.
2. Girls who are full of fantasies all day also stay. Life is not a fairy tale. I am a person who only recognizes reality and does not seek illusion.
If I really love you, I will be good to you, so good that you want to escape (try to correct).
4. After thinking for a long time, I only thought of these items.
Finally, we must honor the elderly, be kind and love life, and be enterprising! Height (about 160, weight 42-56KG, I am172,62kg).
An analysis of the opportunity point of verb (abbreviation of verb)
1, I'm looking for a wife, not for fun.
2, take diet pills, drill bars several times a day, and treat KTV as a father.
3. All people who like smoking go away, except those who smoke one or two occasionally. Women are really beautiful when they smoke, but I really don't want you to give me one when I am at home, so I will keep giving you one.
4, stay with the housewife, I have a mother is enough. (Dinosaur declined)
5. Gentle, lovely and kind, who likes small animals (except mice) is preferred.
6. Those who have ideals, goals and love all good things (excluding money) are preferred.
7. I like cooking, and doing well is preferred. We can discuss it!
8. People who have fixed jobs, love their jobs and are full of expectations for the future (excluding workaholics) are preferred!