Classic dialogue
Classic monologue: What is the most expensive thing in the 21st century, harmony!
If You Are the One classic lines <1gt;:
Mr. Fan (played by Fan Wei): Look, do we speak Chinese or English?
Qin Fen (played by Ge You): You decide, whichever one sounds smooth to you?
Mr. Fan: Let’s speak our mother tongue. Nice to Meet You...
If You Are the One classic line lt; 2gt;:
Qin Fen’s marriage proposal:
If you want to find a handsome guy, don’t come here If you're looking for a wallet, look no further. Those with a master's degree or above are exempt from discussion, and female entrepreneurs (except small businessmen and hawkers) are exempt from discussion, otherwise we will both be disappointed. Talented and handsome men like Andy Lau and Tom Cruise will not come to seek your hand in marriage. Of course, I didn’t dream about Notting Hill. If you were really a fairy, I wouldn’t be able to handle you. I didn’t expect you to look like the cover of a pictorial and I’d be blown away by just one look at it. Just an average person who looks fashionable, is conservative on the inside, and is healthy both physically and mentally. It would be more reliable if it was a little more graceful. Don’t be too narrow-minded, don’t be too young, and know how to fold clothes. Every time after washing, ironing and folding, it looks like it was just bought from the store. That’s specific enough! Let me introduce myself. I am not young anymore. I live a well-off life. I smoke and do not drink. I went abroad as an international student and lived abroad for more than ten years. I never went to school seriously. I wasted my time in developing survival skills. Now I have returned from overseas with nothing to learn. To be honest, he should be characterized as a "three-nothing false turtle (returnee)" with no company, no stocks, and no degree. He is a 50/50 character, not quite honest, but naturally timid. I can't commit murder even if it's not illegal. Generally speaking, it's still beneficial and harmless to people and society.
If you are interested, please call us. If you are the one, please don’t bother.
If You Are the One classic line lt;3gt;:
Qin Fen: Aren’t you making trouble? I posted a matrimonial advertisement.
Blind dater (played by Feng Yuanzheng): Your advertisement did not say that men are exempt from talking.
Qin Fen: Isn’t that nonsense? Can I still find a man? I'm not gay. (Pause) Are you...
Blind Date: How do you know you're not? I used to think I wasn't. You don't dare to face it, you don't have the courage.
Qin Fen: You took the first step, I haven’t reached that state yet.
Qin Fen: I also reflect on why I am so vulgar and have such a big heart. Why can’t I fit in a man and make room for a woman? Guess what, another woman fills it in!
If You Are the One classic line lt;4gt;:
Shu Qi: Do you know what love at first sight is?
Qin Fen: I fell in love with you as soon as I saw you.
Shu Qi: We can’t fall in love even after seeing each other. Love at first sight is not about you falling in love with me or me falling in love with you at first sight, it’s not about sight, it’s about smell. We are attracted and fascinated by each other’s scent, do you understand?
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Qin Fen: Then I have to charge. He took advantage of me and asked me to drink with the resentful woman. You are too arrogant to me.
If You Are the One classic line<5gt;:
Qin Fen: Do you want to barge in the door? How to get to your house?
Blind date (played by Luo Haiqiong): First take a plane to Kunming, then take a day's long-distance bus to Mengzi, then take a car to Pingbian, then take a day's tractor ride, and a day's oxcart ride to us. Home.
Qin Fen: If things don’t work out between us, can we get divorced?
Date: My brother will break your legs.
If You Are the One classic line lt;6gt;:
Qin Fen: Are you unwilling to find someone with a good body? I have to find a soft persimmon to pinch.
Blind date (played by Che Xiao): Only soft persimmons are delicious.
Qin Fen: You are as sick as a young man, so you are not worried about the quality of your marriage? Your age, let me put it bluntly, is the age where you are like a wolf and a tiger.
Blind dater: Do you think the basis of love is sex? Nothing happened? You can still grow old together. Of course, I don’t mean that you can’t do it at all, but don’t do it too often.
Qin Fen: Then how long do you think intimacy is considered infrequent?
Date: This is my ideal.
Qin Fen: You said?
Blind date: (extends a finger)
Qin Fen: Once a month?
Blind date: once a year.
Blind date: If you agree, we will continue to contact you.
Qin Fen: I don’t agree. I understand why your husband doesn’t come home. We are getting married and you can’t find where I live. What a pity.
The blind date thought for a long time and asked: "Is that so interesting?"
After a while, Ge You replied softly: "Yes!"
If You Are the One classic line lt;7gt;:
Blind date (Viv Hsu): Didn’t you say you don’t care whether the child is your biological child?
Qin Fen: I can approve of orphans, but having both parents is another matter. It might not be appropriate to put a Mercedes-Benz logo on the front of a BMW.
Date: Is it okay if you can open it?
Qin Fen: But what if something breaks down, the Mercedes-Benz parts are not suitable, and BMW doesn’t care to repair it? When it comes to marrying a wife and having children, I'd better be self-reliant and not accept any foreign aid!
If You Are the One classic line lt;8gt;:
Qin Fen: What kind of stock do you think I am?
Hu Ke: With your age and appearance, you should be considered the type to fall below the issue price
Qin Fen: Like me, you bought it at a low price. Are you prepared for the long term? What about holding? Or just for short-term fun?
Hu Ke: Short-term fun? Do you have that explosive power? You can only hold it for a long time and then forget it.
If You Are the One classic line lt;9gt;:
Qin Fen: I think marriage proposal is a very unreliable thing for me. On the Internet, where are all the girls who are good-looking and pleasing to the eye who are either frigid or harboring evil intentions and have a clean mental health history? How come I can’t meet any of them?
Liang Xiaoxiao: Don’t beat around the bush and curse people. Who is mentally unhealthy? Do you have a clean history?
Qin Fen: I didn’t say anything about you. You are not a good-looking person.
Liang Xiaoxiao:...
Qin Fen: To use the word "pleasing" is to underestimate you. You have to be the kind of person who is stunningly beautiful, can catch a glimpse of people in the crowd, and is not inferior to Diana even if you marry into the royal family. For some people, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but it is not too much to say that beauty is in the eyes of the enemy.
If You Are the One classic line lt;10gt;:
Qin Fen: You are here with me, but your heart is elsewhere...
Liang Xiaoxiao: You don’t have to accept it. , I know this is unfair to you.
Qin Fen: Then can you allow me, my heart is with you, but my body sometimes deserts?
Liang Xiaoxiao: Not allowed.
If You Are the One classic line lt;11gt;:
Liang Xiaoxiao: What do you like about me?
Qin Fen: Did I say I like you?
Liang Xiaoxiao: Be honest, this is the prerequisite for us to be together in the future.
Qin Fen: The prerequisite for me to be with you is that I can’t find anyone who is stupider than you before.
Liang Xiaoxiao: I won’t be so stupid again.
Qin Fen: You, you don’t have the ability to think half-heartedly, and you don’t even know how to act when the situation arises. It’s all written on your face. I put this here, you haven't turned over this page yet, but once you turn over to a new page, you will still be wholehearted. That's why I tolerate your current behavior. You are stupid, I am not stupid.
Liang Xiaoxiao: What if I learn the lesson and become smarter? Your wishful thinking will soon come to nothing?
Qin Fen: Well, I will sell you to the natives of Hokkaido tomorrow and let you serve them in fishing and hunting for the rest of your life, giving birth to a lot of children, coming and going in the wind and rain, and not having enough to eat. , your clothes are not covering your body, and you want to run away, you will be beaten severely when you are caught, and in three years you will be tortured into a dark, skinny, dry little old lady who hides from everyone.
Qin Fen: What should I miss? If you don't take me seriously, I'll take advantage of you as a gift.
If You Are the One classic line lt;12gt;:
Qin Fen: Once he gives his heart to you, your body will be sentenced to life imprisonment.
Wusang (Qin Fen’s friend): You just like people who look good.
Qin Fen: What’s wrong with being good-looking? What’s wrong with me improving the descendants of our Qin family? Do you have to meet an ugly person and think about how to escape from prison every day to feel comfortable?
If You Are the One classic line lt;13gt;:
Qin Fen: Are you sure he doesn’t understand Chinese?
Friend Qin Fen: OK.
Qin Fen: If I donate 10 million to you, do you want it?
Pastor: Can you speak English?
Qin Fen: Ten to one million, that’s a lot!
Pastor: No English.
Qin Fen: If you can’t even understand donating money, then you definitely don’t understand Chinese.
Qin Fen: Well, let’s start with our childhood...
Qin Fen confessed for 4 hours, and the pastor couldn’t stand it anymore.
Pastor (smiling to Wu Sang): Our church is too small to accommodate his sins. There is a larger church in front.
If You Are the One classic line lt;14gt;:
Liang Xiaoxiao: Oh, how pitiful! The gap between what I thought and what I actually saw was huge. Do you want me to find a psychiatrist for you?
Qin Fen: No doctor can heal my spiritual trauma, you are my best medicine.
Liang Xiaoxiao: Aren’t you afraid that I am poison?
Qin Fen: You have to drink the poison too!
If You Are the One classic line lt;15gt;:
Qin Fen: Four sisters, together they are three hundred years old, how can we not despair?
If You Are the One classic line lt;16gt;:
Qin Fen: I am so wronged. I don’t want to drink with a resentful woman - you pay.
Liang Xiaoxiao: "Will you die if you drink it all?"
Qin Fen: "I really can't drink. Now when I drink, I will think of my former girlfriend. Brings back my sadness."