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Funny advertising words

1. 18 yuan, a self-help dumpling shop, has a big belly

(I just eat a self-help dumpling! )

2. Gree air conditioning-the air conditioner here is as cold as your ex-girlfriend's heart!

(It seems that the little brother who wrote this copy is a man with a story. )

3. helmet advertisement-friends who ride electric cars or motorcycles must remember to wear safety helmets, otherwise they will be recognized by students who drive BMW Mercedes-Benz.

(This is definitely the most user-friendly safety helmet, and it is totally enclosed in 36 degrees to save your face. )

4, step by step reading machine-where I won't order, my mother doesn't have to worry about my study anymore.

(ha ha ha laugh. Finally, there is a saying that knowledge changes fate. The little girl's grades are not good, and the fate of BBK may be very tragic. )

5. Real estate-no matter how busy you are at work, don't forget to look at the house. After all, it is much easier to raise 1 million than to earn 1 million!

(This advertising slogan is really penetrating, and it is only after crying and laughing that you realize that this is life. )

6. gas station advertisement-please don't smoke. we fully understand that your life is worthless, but oil is really expensive!

(This arrogant billboard is simply more acceptable than the fierce "no smoking")

7. Rental advertisements-once you go in, you don't want to come out

(you can't spit it out)

8. Sunscreen-it may not be emotional for a long time, but it will definitely turn black.

(Please speak well. Being sunburned for a long time, how can it be said that it has been "sunburned for a long time"? )

9. Canteen-Aunt's hand shaking problem has been cured this semester

(The school canteen skillfully uses Aunt's hand shaking this stalk to make the advertising copy more grounded. The students can't help but smile, which brings the distance between the students and the canteen closer. )

if you don't laugh at the above, come to me!