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Classic quotations from funny dating manifesto
1. Everything that can last for a long time is based on liking. I dare not look at you. Every look is a confession.

2. Some people try their best to get close to you, while others gently hook your hand and let you roll and climb away.

Even if I am as good as a million, you can't see it, because you don't have a pair of eyes that love me.

4. You will always meet the right person. You can be willful and coquetry, without deliberately accommodating, and you will fall in love tacitly. You only think about whether he is here or not every day, not whether he still loves or not.

If we are lucky enough to be together in the future, we must have a clear division of housework. You clean the house and I'll clean you up.

6. Say what you like. Who will miss you as a friend? Complete works of classic quotations from love.

7. I used to care about many things. I care that you are hot and cold to me and that you have left me. Now, I don't care if you are free.

8. If a person misses you enough, he can't help thinking of coming to you. He won't talk to you until you talk to him. Friendship or love, there is no shyness between them.

9. It turns out that the right person is not the person you are desperately chasing, but the person who is willing to take you away when you are tired.

10. How could I not like it? The first time I saw you, my heart had already fallen.

1 1. To like you is to give up a thousand times in my heart. If you say something nice, I will risk my life another 10 thousand times.

12. Don't wait for me to change before you say you miss me.

13. If I can have 999 times of good luck in my life, I would like to share all 997 times with you, leaving only two times for myself: once to meet you and once to accompany you forever.

14. I loved you very much yesterday, and I don't want to love you today, but I know that I still love you the most when I wake up tomorrow.

15. It's the most comfortable like this. You don't have to be good. I like it. I'm not okay. You're not disgusted.

16. San Mao asked Jose, "What kind of person do you want to marry?" Jose said: "It's okay for multimillionaires to like it, but it's okay for billionaires not to like it." Sanmao said, "Then you like rich people." Jose said, "If it's you, have a good meal."

A person's classic talk: a person's night show, a person's carnival, a person's drunkenness, a person's.

1, it's nice to have someone who loves. Actually, I'm fine alone. Life is only a few decades, why not try to die alone?

It took me five years to grow from a girl to a man. A person's night show, a person's carnival, a person's drunkenness, a person's sleep. I want to have a broad mind to embrace this beautiful world, but later I found that the only person who can really embrace is myself.

3. Some things can only be done by one person. Some customs can only go through by one person. There are some roads. You can only go alone.

4. Proud people always destroy themselves in pride.

Don't try to impress someone who doesn't love you with persistence.

6. Maybe a person will be afraid of falling in love for a long time, afraid that that person will change himself too much, afraid that he will be affected too much, and afraid that it will be too much trouble for two people to be together.

7. Only dreams deserve to make you uneasy, and only actions can relieve your uneasiness.

8, too painful wounds, you dare not touch; Too deep sorrow, you dare not comfort; Too cruel, too cruel, sometimes, you don't even dare to look.

9. Nobody likes loneliness, but they don't like disappointment.

10, a person is also quite good, carefree, traveling around the world at home.

1 1. Since you have identified a road, don't ask how long it will take.

12, I thought love could fill the regret in life. However, it has created more regrets. But it happened to be love.

13, instead of relying on inspirational sentences to inspire, it is better to summon up courage to embarrass yourself once.

14, once people are fascinated by their weakness, they will be weak, and they will fall on the street and fall to the ground, which is lower than the ground under the gaze of everyone.

15, even the best things will be lost one day. No matter how deep the memory is, it will be forgotten one day. People who love again will leave one day. No matter how beautiful the dream is, there is also a day to wake up.

Talk about a person's love. Talk about a love when a person is tired.

Talk about a person's love.

1. Bitches always laugh at your cowardice.

2. Some people are always extremely depressed because of temporary frustration, and even lose confidence in life. However, if you can often look back at those who are not as good as yourself, all the grievances may be calm.

If you leave, I will wait for you until you come back. I won't change my mind during this time, even if you never come back, I will wait for you.

Your greeting is my greatest happiness, but I can't afford it.

5, my declaration of making friends, if you are my him, then let's date!

6. Are you tired of dating? Are you tired in this love game?

What I expect is that I don't want to spend all my enthusiasm on you, and I don't regret it. I don't need to scream to stop me from turning back.

8. I can't hold your heart, but my heart is all about you!

9. Bitch grows Shang Kun, and no one splashes water like that. That's a fucking splash.

10, I love you, but I can't stay with you for a long time. This is a kind of pain; Waiting for you, but not knowing the ending, is a kind of impatience; I hope to have you at this moment, and I hope to be with you in this life!

1 1, I'm getting married in four months.

12, how many girls became women on Christmas Eve ~

13. Sad teenagers pursue fate but can't get rid of it ~

I want to spend Christmas Eve with the person I love.

15, there are three things in our relationship that I will feel very hurt when I think about it. One is the day when you and Brother Fa were drinking day and night, the other is the day when you almost lost contact when you went to Phuket for a week, and the third is that this quarrel made me understand that even passionate love will fade one day.

16. When you get up, you will think of what he is doing. When you brush your teeth, you wonder if he is brushing his teeth. I will miss him when I eat and I will miss him when I sleep.

17, Singles Day is an ordinary Tuesday for me. No flowers, no surprises, no company, sitting in the classroom staring at the couple outside the window.

18, do you know why Eiffel is so tall? Because the architect wants to see his beautiful wife.

19,-I'm not the heroine in the TV series, and I can forgive him with a smile after being seriously hurt.

20. You are my incomparable beauty.

2 1. Long-term love is not love but marriage, and love has a shelf life.

22, the accidental start, the end of the beat, after all, I don't understand, how can I let go of the post station that I have touched, how can I give up easily, how can I snuggle up sweetly, and how can I give up easily. Why can you say this? Don't miss it. Is it that the former heart is just an illusion of each other, and the promise in the ear is just perfunctory? Perhaps it has already been decided that this love is only a short episode in this life, and it can't be intermittent forever.

23. I hope my future husband can't smoke, but he can drink but not often (can you do that? )

24, cherish it, don't say it's too difficult to give up easily.

25. Love is free pay, willing help and mutual telepathy. Since you have chosen love, you should treat it sincerely and cherish it. Sometimes it is difficult to express it in words in the loneliness of others.

A person's love is tired, just talk about it.

1, should I put away my feelings and learn to bless?

2, husband, if you don't want to be ko, then listen.

If I get an infectious disease, will my family, love and friendship be gone?

4. Because of the breakdown of the passionate relationship, some people suspect that the once passionate love was true love and dismiss it as misunderstanding. Just like a Song Yuan, they turned against each other and wrote a note to answer the love letter. Some people deny the possibility of love continuing in marriage because of the disappearance of romantic passion.

I am glad that a pig loves me.

6, four years or so? Talking about two years in different places, only two-thirds of the video meetings. At that time, I recognized you. Whether you are good or not, I will go with you, but I gave you up because of the ghost of the security guard. Everything has been refreshed, but it is inevitable to cry and miss. Who told you that you were the first person I liked?

7. I really want you to be Kotaro. I am the wolf, and I will never abandon each other.

It doesn't matter how long I wait for you, Lin Chengfeng.

9. Is it true that love can't reach reality after all?

10, don't make promises to girls casually, because you can't keep your promises.

1 1, perfunctory, trivial, trivial.

12, if you feel your fate is miserable, raise your paw. Even a sweet smile can't hide what's repressed in your heart.

13. Why do you have to give up if you can manage your feelings well? Is it no longer important after the shelf life?

14, you always regard my desolation as your warmth.

15, honey, don't forget our vows. Honey, don't forget our promise.

16, falling in love is not that easy, everyone has his temper.

17, tangled, physical pain, even the soul is heartbreaking. ......

18, why should I continue to fight for you? I'd rather not meet you.

19, it turns out that I am the stupidest, but what am I still clinging to?

20. I don't know if falling in love with you is right or wrong. After all this time, you are still running away!

2 1. In this palace, only useful people can live, be useful people, be content with being used and use others.

22. I smoke, drink and gamble at no cost to you. Who are you to judge me?

23. A promise and oath is that we agreed to give stones, and as a result, you gave scissors and I gave cloth.

24. Everyone has everyone's ideas. We can't really understand a person. I am a silly girl. My sister taught me how to drink water. If you are in full bloom, I will learn and grow slowly. I hope my young self will live up to the tranquility of the years.

25. Do you know what the flower language of Mantianxing is? Willing to be a supporting role. I love you like a thief with stolen goods.

A person thinks of a person, talking and talking.

A person thinks of a person and talks about lyric articles 1. There is no natural strong person, and a person can only be truly strong if he stands on the edge of a cliff.

2. If a man is good, he can chase girls and help his brothers fight. A thousand cups can't be poured. If he wanders alone at night, my mother won't bother me and don't have to clean up every day.

All I want is someone to stand behind me when everyone betrays me and say, I'm not afraid, and I ~ this is the friendship I want ~

4. If a deer stands next to a person, the first impression is Shixun; if Bai first stands next to a person, the first impression is Residual. ...

Everyone will travel alone in the afterlife, one by one.

6.zgg: There is a philosophy of life called "Every man for himself, and the devil takes the hindmost".

7. The harder you try to forget someone, the more you will forget him, which will only make you remember him more.

If I make a mistake, you can tell me. Don't alienate me and leave me alone.

9. One person and one heart. It is best for two people to stand side by side and care about each other.

10. I want someone to accompany me, love me, support me and spoil me no matter how the seasons change]

1 1. How can a person live a good life?

12. Sometimes, we are willing to forgive someone, not because we really want to forgive him, but because we don't want to lose him.

13. If a person says he likes you, please wait until he takes good care of you.

14. Stepping on a path, a person walks aimlessly, without end, without end.

15. There must be people who love you in the world. You must wait.

A person thinks of a person and speaks of the classic 1. Say it out loud if you love someone. Maybe he disappeared before you could say it the next day.

Can you just pretend that I'm the only one in your heart and everyone else goes out?

I am used to being alone. How many nights do I miss you when I say this?

4. What did you give me? Your people? Your heart? Or do you just need one person to accompany you, and I happen to be the one who is willing to be teased by you all the time?

I can say that I don't have to be anyone, I can be alone.

6. If a person really cares about you enough, then he can always find time to accompany you, which has nothing to do with being busy.

7. Sometimes sadness will overwhelm you, and there is no one around you.

8. I feel distressed, but no one knows, only I know.

I loved a man. His name is an asshole.

10. Boy: I like being alone. Girl: She must be beautiful. Boy: You are too narcissistic.

1 1. When you love a person instead of a face, I hope you have grown up.

12. The first person you think of in the morning and the last person you think of at night are either people who make you happy or people who make you miserable.

13. I'm afraid of silence. I like chatting. I'm afraid of being alone.

14. If someone says that they love you more than me and are willing to die for you, then let her die. I love you.

15. A group of people said Xiao San was shameless, and no one said her man was a bitch.

A person thinks of a person and talks about a hot article 1. They say it's easy to forget someone, don't meet them, and don't be mean.

2. In an era of changeable feelings, the best way to remember a person is to borrow money from him. . .

3. Will you feel distressed if I sleep alone? Do you feel distressed when I am alone in a daze?

When you fall in love with someone, you are always a little afraid of losing her.

5. Continue to love, OK? Don't leave me alone

6. When a person looks in the mirror, he will never look at himself through the eyes of a stranger.

7. A person cries not because he is weak, but because he has been strong for too long!

8. Anyone who loses another person will live as usual.

The happiest thing in the world is to have someone to accompany you from school uniform to wedding dress.

10. I want to clear all contacts in the phone book. I want to cut my long hair. I think I can do well alone. I don't think I care about my lover and friends.

1 1. I'm not afraid, even if I'm alone.

12. A good friend is just a friend or a friend and cannot be possessed. After a good friend is crazy, he will go alone and ask for nothing.

13. When you meet someone, your heart will become very low, as low as dust.

14. You may not love me, but you must be by my side. I can't live alone without your company.

15. There is such a person in everyone's heart that he will never be mentioned, but he will never forget it.

16. Hello on Tanabata, I will meet you alone.

17. When a person lands alone, there is only loneliness in the crowd.

18. Is there anyone who can't stop talking to you?

19. [One day, I will take off my mask for someone. ]

20. Have you ever believed that a person, whether it's friendship or love, was severely slapped by reality backhand?