As follows:

1. Who brought you here so silly?

2. You haven't cleaned your head for a long time, go and wash it quickly!

3. At first glance, you grew up drinking Sanlu.

4. The raw materials necessary for the destruction of the universe, even orcs despise your orcs.

5. if you don't stand or sit, the whole person will go straight.

6. You are the spokesman for the number 2.

7. You brainless creature.

8. You didn't make a good scale. Go back and let your mother do it again!

9. Your bearing is extraordinary, showing a non-mainstream from the inside out.

1. If it weren't for the Hui people, I would have bitten you.

11. I really admire you, and I still have the courage to look in the mirror when I grow up like this.

12. Would you please stop living like a parasite? Don't treat yourself like a human being first.

13. Why didn't your mother lock you up properly? It's too unselfish to let you out to scare people.

14. This mirror becomes a magic mirror as soon as it reaches your hand.

15. The biggest advantage of making friends with you is to save a lot of money to watch horror movies in the cinema.

16. You look like most people's first-generation ID cards.

17. As a typical failure, you are really successful!

18. I heard that the government is going to clean up the scum recently, so run quickly. Don't tell others that I told you. Run quickly, don't thank me, just don't get caught.

19. If I want to have a baby, I must let you teach him, and I must also teach him history. Take a look at your face. China will remember it for five thousand years.

2. First sum your blood system from 1 to 18, and then give a negative proposition about morality to this result.

21. Your cerebellum is so developed that it takes up all the space in your brain.

22. You are not fat at all, but there is a little blank space in the photo.

23. Why do you always think without what's around your neck?

24. judging from your appearance, it's not for scaring people, but for scaring ghosts.

25. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future.

26. It turns out that you are not short, but you are not obviously tall. ?