Funny greetings are short

How to write short funny greetings? Let's have a look! The following is a brief summary of funny greetings I compiled for you. I hope you can read it for reference!

1. Every day is new; Smile is true every day; Greetings are pure every day; Blessing every sentence is deep; May you be happy and happy!

2. The vast sea of people, you are the only concern I can't let go of, and also the helplessness I can't let go of. No matter where you go, I will bless you!

3. The moon has come, and the sun has gone, and I have never left. They told me that only one person can pick up my stray dog, and that is you.

4. Love means that someone cares about you, someone cares about you, someone wants you to be happy, and someone misses you all day. Brother, you finally got what you wanted today.

5. The wind is transparent, the rain is ticking, the clouds are flowing, the songs are free, love is intentional, love is crazy, the sky is eternal, and you are unforgettable.

6. It's hard to give a gift in Qian Shan. Send a short message to bless you. Health and beauty always accompany you. The God of Wealth has a crush on you, and hundreds of millions of dollars follow you. Friends always bless you.

7. Students from the Department of Biological Research and Engineering made a surprising remark: one divorce often leads to two marriages, which is called fission reproduction, and it is a common reproductive mode of lower animals.

8. As the saying goes, a year's plan lies in spring. Tell you a secret of getting rich in the new year: seize the opportunity regardless of the old chicken; Whatever the ram and ewe, steal.

9. At this moment of sharing happiness, missing friends and realizing dreams. I wish you a happy Spring Festival, a happy holiday, good health and a happy family!

1. I felt warm when I first met you, I was sincere when I made friends with you, I was happy when I was with you, and I had no regrets when I met you as a friend.

11. May cheerful songs haunt you all the time. May the happy years be with you forever. Bless you: Happy Spring Festival, good health, happy family and all the best!

12. Make friendship deeper in caring, family warmer in caring, heart quieter in honesty, life more beautiful in simplicity, and blessings better in greetings!

13. Today is your festival. In your world and mine, you have always been the boss, grasping the revolution and engaging in production, and you have the final say in our affairs! Dear, Happy Women's Day!

14. If you can, please don't get tired of my blessing; If possible, please always think of me who cares about you; If you like, please let me share your joys and sorrows!

15. A paper tiger and a Mickey mouse light candles and live together; One became a little husband, and the other became an old mother in the future; Lulu, what happiness-I wish the young couple a happy marriage!

16. I was about to turn off my phone when I suddenly remembered, dear, I haven't contacted you for a long time. I don't think I've forgotten you, but I always remember you in my heart. I sincerely wish you all the best!

17. May you be the wind, and raise the expected sails; May you be a ship, breaking the waves of the future; Life is smiling ahead, bravely stepping forward and embracing colorful life. I wish you good luck!

18. Dear, you have added many beautiful memories to my memory screen. Please accept my deep wishes. May all the joys be with you forever! Happy new year!

19. I feel safe with your peers; With your encouragement, I am full of strength; I am deeply happy to have your thoughts; May my best brothers and sisters be happy every second and every day!

2. The first ray of sunshine is my deep blessing to you, and the last blush of sunset is my heartfelt greeting to you. On the occasion of New Year's Day, I send my sincere blessing: Happy New Year!

21. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, the distance between time and space. But I want to ask you when to invite me to dinner and tell you by SMS.

22. Every warmth and friendship in the world, every care and blessing between brothers and sisters, are the blending of hearts! I cherish every brother and sister in my life who is destined for me!

23. Water is active, trees have roots, and my love for my wife is also passionate; There is a reason why I love you so much and send you a short message. I wish you a happy Women's Day!

24. On March 8th, with the help of this short message, I wish you a happy day, romantic as cherry blossoms, more beautiful than flowers, more auspicious as snowflakes, richer than peony flowers, luckier than peach blossoms, and more fragrant than jasmine flowers!

25. If a drop of water represents a blessing, I will send you an East China Sea; If a star represents happiness, I will send you a galaxy; If a tree represents a yearning, I will send you a forest.

26. Friendship deepens in the communication of space, friendship seeks truth in the passage of time, mind is frank in the communication of space, distance is close in mutual greetings, and wishes are verified in mutual blessings.

27. Love every year and hate every year. One for you and one for me. Thank you. Live a beautiful life, philosophy; Two steps is two steps to be happy; Heaven and earth, wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival for me in advance!

28. It is beautiful women who know the meaning of happiness, smart women who look at life with wisdom, and interesting women who decorate their days with romance. Today, you are the most charming woman. Happy holidays!

29. That's my greeting when your mobile phone rings; When you receive the text message, it has my heart; When you read the short message, there is my concern; When you are ready to turn off your phone, remember that I said happy March 8 today!

3. Read it with me. If you don't mispronounce it at all, you will get a grand prize: if you forget everything, you will forget everything, and if you make a mistake at night, you will see everything. Wow, you scream really well. I'll give you a bone!

31. I once talked to my girlfriend about calligraphy on the bus. I said that the thin gold body has a strong character, and my girlfriend frantically asked how the fertilized body has a strong character! I was so angry that I surprised her and didn't give her a good look!

32. Affectionate is stupid, heartless is the coolest, infatuation is stupid, and unfeeling is knowing the world. It's a bit silly to love only one, but it's the least to love two, three and five are just right, and ten and eight are handsome.

33. The old motorcycle hit a pedestrian. He comforted the angry victim: "Comrade, you are so lucky. It happens that I have a rest today. I usually drive a big truck!" "

34. Walking alone in the cold street in the middle of the night, I feel lonely and helpless, always thinking of you, thinking of you, looking forward to you, and really want to say to you loudly ... Will you invite me to dinner?

35. Some people say that you are like a professor during the day and an animal at night. I think they are wrong, because you are an animal when you take off your clothes at night, and you are not a professor when you put on your clothes during the day, but devil wears prada!

36. worry! Trapped by another difficult problem. I'm so worried that I don't want to eat or drink these days. I said, just give me a hand. Look at what this means: "pigs are good at studying."

37. Last night, I dreamed of you and sent you home. We walked to a beautiful building. You said it, ran in. I looked at your figure and saw that it said mental hospital.

38. I passed the dormitory building and something floated on it. Looking up all over the building, I saw tears streaming down my face. Hmm? Braised taste. Shit! Who is so unethical, pouring soup after eating instant noodles!

39. Your child's name is face, and mine is ass. I lost my face in the street. Five years later, you came to my house and said with emotion: If I lost my face, my ass would be as big as yours now! Hey!

4. Beggar: Sister-in-law, I haven't eaten for two days. Can I have some cake? Sister-in-law: Cake? I only have rice here. Beggar: Forget it if it's normal, but today is my birthday!

41. On this full moon night, Chang 'e said to me: She is going to go down to look for you, give you a beauty treatment and restore your original beauty! Are you ready? Pig, stop texting and ask you a question!

42. Those who see women unable to walk are called anthomaniac, those who like reading are called bookworm, and those who love martial arts are called martial artists. I heard that you don't have a hobby, but you just like white, so you are called an idiot by Jianghu people.

43. The beauty of learning lies in confusing people; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in telling a lie.

44. It's raining outside, dribs and drabs; Clouds are floating in the sky, in the clouds and fog; Looking up, there is a little ant lying on the windowsill, drooling and runny nose. Wow, how like you when you were a child!

45. A miracle happened: the duck got into a fight; Fish flew into the sky; Cats and dogs form in-laws, and mice are their neighbors; Strange, why didn't I see you in the tree? Don't ... Pig still hasn't changed?

46. Luminescence is not the patent of the sun. Gold can also be used, except that pests are not the patent of frogs, and pesticides can also be used. Taking mice is not the patent of cats, so can you. What are you waiting for? Hurry up!

47. It's late at night. I woke up from my dream. On the grass in the suburbs, when you approached me slowly, my heart beat wildly. All this came so suddenly that I was at a loss to shout … Mouse!

48. Someone wrote on the desk: I miss you once a day and then I drop a tear. This is how the sea is formed. Someone replied: Every time I miss you, I fart. That's how the ozone layer is formed.

49. Give you a basket of fruits: There are gourds like your figure, watermelons like your face, strawberries like your nose, lychees like your youth bean, pistachios like your eyes, and durians like your body fragrance!

5. You are as light as the wind, as gentle as water, as hazy as fog, as romantic as the moon, as warm as the sun, and as tolerant as the sea. In a word, you are nothing like a human being!

51. The female camel and the giraffe are blind date, and the giraffe is shy after meeting. Female camel: Are you introverted? Giraffe: No, I didn't expect you to be so open. By the way, don't you usually wear underwear?

52. Novice friend, when you break into the pig farm, don't panic, but have the courage to fight. There are at most three results: you win, you are better than the pig; You lost, you are not even as good as a pig; If it's tied, you're like a pig!

53. You are as light as the wind, as gentle as water, as hazy as fog, as romantic as clouds, as warm as the sun, as tolerant as the sea. In a word, you are nothing like people!

54. I was a little demented when I was a child. I heard adults say that earthworms can still live when cut in half, and they will become two earthworms. As a result, I cut more than 1 worms in one afternoon, all of them died, because I cut them vertically in the middle. ;