Taking a minibus (Changsha local crosstalk) [original] lines

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As the saying goes: If you are not happy in a day, you will not be able to do it ( It's dark, let me tell you a joke. I won’t talk about you, and I won’t talk about him, but I will talk about a countryman taking a minibus. Sweet, sour, bitter and spicy are the first three, which are both annoying and funny when told. If you ask which leg it is, it’s me, the time-traveling ghost.

My family lives in Bamboo Slope, Dongxiang, and my cousin lives in the city. When I was young, I also went to the city, but I still had a runny nose at that time. Later, when I went to the city, my mother took me to buy cloth, and I was still wearing trousers. The first time I went to the city, my aunt and niece were getting married, and my cousin asked me to do the wedding ceremony. relative. I took a tractor and drove again. Duan Hei got this Dongdundou, and when I saw the car, I was shocked. Changsha had a new look. There are towering buildings on both sides, and you can't even see the top if you raise your head; the traffic of cars is really interesting, and the more people from my hometown are rushing to the temple fair; there are so many buses and cars in the city, I don't know (Know) Oh, (how) I should like to shout.

At that time, I was holding a basket of eggs in my hand, and I was sweating like horse shit. I was anxious to smoke a cigarette, and a minibus drove up beside me. The lesbian who paid a lot of money stopped the car and spoke in Changsha Mandarin: Brother from the countryside, please don’t squeeze the car. Our minibus welcomes you warmly. There are sofas and air conditioning. You can park whenever you want. How much freedom can you have together? The money is for you to shake off, and the hot general (it seems) is not the president visiting the Middle East.

At that time, I was still hesitant (hesitating), so the girl grabbed me and pushed me into the car (pushed). Cars can be seen, and people are gathering in crowds. Only one person knows how to eat and see. It is difficult to lift my head and stretch my feet. I am bent over and will be a shrimp.

It’s so annoying to get a basket of eggs. She yelled at the ticket collector next to her. If you risk getting the police, hurry up. Don’t care if the light is red or not. The driver shouted: After saying "Hello", I stepped on the accelerator and looked at Dubao (crazy). I hit my back and darted forward, smashing my head into a big bag.

This one punches, that one kicks again, I have a basket of eggs with a bunch of shells left, I look at the basket of eggs, it’s so cool, and there are a bunch of modern girls next to me yelling, eh (you) It's shameful to be a modern girl. Her tax land is the shit of the country people. You're a modern girl, so don't lose some virtue. The other one is egg yolk, and the egg is white. The ticket collector rubbed my back and asked me to pay 10 yuan for hygiene fees. The driver brother was even more arrogant and shouted "ya" three times when he told me about my money. If you see whether the people in the village do evil or not, just knock on my two big unity cards. The more I thought about it, the sadder I became. Suddenly, the driver got nervous, turned his back and stepped on the accelerator again. Hey, oh, oh, it was really hard. The person in front of him fell backwards, high hoof ( The shoe stepped on my toe (head), and it made me scream.

"Ouch, comrade, please step on it." Okay, who knows that a person can step on his feet and scream, so the driver brother quickly stepped on the brake, and as soon as the car door opened, he shouted at me: "You!" Get off the car quickly, I want to leave, I said I am a guest in that country, I don’t know if I step on my foot, I won’t be able to shout. Just now, the modern girl stepped on my foot, otherwise the people in the country won’t even be able to shout.

You can tell me that a comrade who is a miscellaneous ticket agent is so cruel that he grabbed me and pushed me to the foot of the car.

It was dark, I was too poor (to find) and couldn’t find a house, so I stood on the side of the road crying wildly (hard), and there was another minibus that took a fancy to me, and (scared) I turned around and asked for it. hide. The driver jumped down, grabbed my hand, and asked for the reason, he shouted: Comrade, please don’t feel sad. There are good and bad CMBs. I’m really sorry. Our CMB welcomes you.

I said: "Forget it, my body is already covered with cloth. If I can't afford the ticket, I will go naked."

The driver's brother laughed and said: Workers all over the world are A family wants to make friends with me for free and let me catch up with the wedding wine.

The driver is really good. He drives the car all over the street. When the car reaches the south gate, he knocks him down again. The driver brother looks at me and smiles. Brother from the countryside, where did you get off? Oh, I shouldn’t even tell you. In one sentence, I said: "I, I, I was actually in the corner of my heart that day, just afraid of shouting... and being stepped on..."