I won't bend over when money falls from the sky, because even pies don't fall from the sky, let alone money.
3. A star can be more famous if he takes off a little. If I take off my clothes, I'll be caught!
Ambiguous is that I asked you to borrow money. You didn't say borrow, and you didn't say don't borrow. You just said that your husband is not at home. ...
When I see a beautiful woman, I first touch it in my pocket to see if there is any money!
I will be good friends with anyone who says I am white, thin and beautiful.
I said I liked Li Bai's poems better, Lu You got angry, and then the family couldn't surf the Internet.
Eight. The teacher's teaching, Xiao Ming unforgettable, so the first
The next day, he installed a pair of false teeth.
The weather is very good today. I stayed indoors for a long time and am going to play in the living room.
Q: Why must summer vacation be longer than winter vacation? Answer: Because it expands with heat and contracts with cold.
1 1. When you are in a bad mood, make harassing calls to others in the middle of the night, wake others up and go to bed.
12. People always want ghosts and gods to know when they do good things, but they always think ghosts and gods don't know when they do bad things. We are too embarrassed.
Thirteen. One day I went shopping without glasses and saw a very handsome and familiar person. I want to go and see who it is. It turned out to be a mirror.
14. You give me a smile, and I will give you a smile. This is not a kind greeting. I just want you to know that I look better when I smile.
Fifteen. In a few years.
Ten years later, when we met, we were sent to the crematorium and burned to ashes. You and I have a bunch, and no one knows anyone. They will all be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.
16. Smoke rose from the incense burner in Rizhao, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant, drooling.
Three thousands of feet, there is no money in a pocket.
17. If having money is also a mistake, I'd rather repeat it.
18. You are young, but you carry a lot of weight. The balance is not much, but I want to buy a lot.
Be careful when crossing the grass, don't dirty the soil I want to eat this month.
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10. If people are unlucky, no matter where they sit when eating hot pot, smoke will float to your face.