"The Charm of Crosstalk"

Ma: I think that as an actor, you must have a high degree of ideological consciousness, good political enthusiasm, beautiful art form, and combine art form and Unified integration of political and ideological awareness. Through art form, is it praise or praise? Is this paragraph criticism or satire? It is necessary to satirize and criticize some incorrect ideas and styles, and to praise and praise some good people, good deeds, and advanced figures; through artistic forms, it must play a role in inspiring people's political consciousness and encouraging people's enthusiasm for work.

Wang: Oh - can it play such a big role?

Ma: Of course! Of course! Last year, a thermos bottle factory came to me and asked me to go - their monthly production target of the thermos bottle factory was 10,000 thermos bottles, but on the 29th of that month, 8,000 thermos bottles were produced.

Wang: Oh - just 8,000 on the 29th? Doesn't that count as completing the mission?

Ma: Yes, the factory director and secretary are anxious. What should we do? Remember me - find a folk art troupe! The car picked me up.

Wang: What can you do?

Ma: Tell me, tell me a paragraph.

Wang: Oh - I heard you talk about cross talk?

Ma: All employees, cadres, and even family members listened. When I said this, everyone said, "Wow!" So happy! How about the 31st of the month? Fifteen thousand and thirty-six thermos bottles were produced!

Wang: Oh——? ! Two days and one night, 50% oversubscription?

Horse: Not too fast, not too fast - is there a thirty-first day in that month?

Wang: Okay, is this amazing? Did you listen to your show?

Ma: This is nothing, nothing! We have a farm gardening team in the suburbs of Beijing, planting pear trees, peach trees, and apple trees. It was time to pick the apple tree. The captain went there and took a look - no, apples can't be picked - the apples on the tree were all as big as crab apples!

Wang: Okay, it’s become a grape trellis!

Ma: The captain is anxious, what should we do? Thinking of me coming - go to the performing arts troupe and pick me up in the car.

Wang: What can you do?

Ma: Tell me, tell me a paragraph.

Wang: Huh? Talking to the apple tree?

Ma: Even the apple trees and people listen! There was an open-air performance in the square, and the team leader and members were all listening. When I said something, everyone went "wow-wow-up!" It was so fun! Look at the apples on the tree again. "Whoa-whoa-!" They grow with the burden! In a short while, they all turned into little watermelons!

Wang: Okay! Is this too amazing? ! Is your art so powerful?

Ma: This is nothing new!

Wang: Not new?

Ma: We have an old man named Wang Changyou who raises crickets in Beijing. This old man is very fond of raising crickets. He has a cricket that overwinters, and he has never lost in a cricket fight - in the summer, if the crickets bite him, he is sure to win. This cricket is called a golden-headed tiger, how powerful it is. Once I said, "Mr. Wang, I heard that your golden-headed tiger is so powerful? Let me come and pay my respects." The old man said, "Okay, let's take a look!" He brought the big cricket jar over and opened the lid. Look - the cricket is wilting a little!

Wang: Yo? Want to finish?

Ma: The old man looked at it and said, "Yo——!" I said, "It doesn't matter, don't cover it up, I'm going to make a joke." So I made a joke on this cricket jar... I just used it. The two baggage boys saw this cricket popping out with a flick of its wings: "Doo! Du! Du! Du!"

Wang: Are you feeling energetic?

Ma: The spirit is here. There is a cat on the table next to you. This cat is squatting on the table...

Wang: Look at this cat? Oops, ouch, ouch!

Ma: This cat came over. As soon as the cat came over and stretched out its claws, the cricket raised its whiskers - "Pounce!" The cats were blinded!

Wang: Ouch——!

Ma: Then step forward and click - the cat's leg is broken!

Wang: Ah——? ! Does the cricket bite the cat? ! Never heard of it.

Ma: They all call me an art master!

Wang: Master of art? Engineer of the human soul.

Ma: No, I am not only the human soul engineer, I am the soul engineer of all animals and all living things!

Wang: You are so amazing!

Ma: Well——!

Wang: Hey, how is your appetite?

Ma: How much food do you want? What kind of appetite?

Wang: How many bowls of dry rice do you eat in one meal?

Ma: What are you doing? I don’t even know how many bowls of dry rice I’ve eaten!

"Chasing"

There was such a day last autumn, at five o'clock in the afternoon, it was time to get off work. The road was busy with cars, people coming and going, and the traffic was very busy. There are even more people at this intersection. The police comrades are standing on a wooden command platform in the middle of the road directing traffic, and they are busy with their hands and feet.

At this time, a person ran across the road not far from the intersection. Pedestrians should take the sidewalk, but he was not. He was running on the road, and the vehicles passing by were avoiding him. Who was he? Well - a fat man, wearing a shabby blue uniform, with the flesh on his face grunting, running and shouting - "stop him, stop him, don't let him escape!", the fat man - My neck was thick and my vocal cords were thick, so my voice was tight when I yelled - "stop him, stop him, don't let him run away!" He was panting and sweating profusely as he ran. Who are you chasing? Not far ahead, there is a thin man running. This thin man is sneaky and panicked.

There is no way for a fat man to chase a thin man. When the big guys around saw how hard it was for the big fat guy to chase the thin guy, three or five of these kind-hearted and enthusiastic people helped chase him. The police comrades at the command post saw that there were so many fat guys chasing the thin guy on the road. The people followed and chased... The police also came down from the command platform and chased after...

There was a fast runner who stretched his legs in front and tripped the thin man. "Bah!" The thin man fell there. Everyone was surrounded like this, forming a human wall. No matter how much they tried to escape, they couldn't escape. The policemen caught up to them - "Get up! Get up!" He couldn't get up, and he didn't know what was going on. Wait, wait for the fat man...

The fat man caught up. , everyone moved away, the fat man went over and held the thin man down - "...Watch where are you going this time?!...The leveling is done, you don't want to treat me!!!"

"Home" "Secret Recipe"

Learn etiquette before learning art. Why do actors have to bow and salute before going on stage to perform? This is not an apology for offending anyone, it should be like this - it is a show of respect and gratitude to the audience: you took time out of your busy schedule to watch our performance, and we express our gratitude to you! The same goes for doing business - why do we have to "welcome customers" and "Hello customer"? Are they polite? We must greet customers with a smile and send them smiles. Are they all polite?

No matter how polite you are, you must pay attention to one thing: when doing business-the goods are genuine. Do not deceive others, do not deceive others, do not sell fake products, and do not look for advantages. Only in this way can customers be trustworthy. The same goes for buying things. You can't be greedy for cheap, you have to find a state-owned business, like that self-employed person... We have to distinguish between self-employed people clearly - self-employed people have a license, pay taxes on time, and have a fixed place. This is not a lie - he Everyone is talking about eating here and there. If you deceive people today, will you sell it tomorrow? He doesn't dare to lie. You have to be careful about the unlicensed ones - he may be somewhere. Today he is in Hedong District, tomorrow he is in Hexi District, and the latter one is in Hongqiao to sell. His stuff isn't good, don't look at it for cheap - they sell sesame oil for one yuan a pound, it's so cheap, open the lid and smell it, it smells good, you go ahead and buy it, you'll be fooled - this bottle of sesame oil is just like this The layer is sesame oil, and the bottom is tea! They are all the same color, the oil is light and they float around - you can buy one or two for one dollar together; there is also this pine flower seller, big pine flowers, 20 cents each, so cheap, buy it, you will be fooled - not pine flowers ,Potato! He mashed the potatoes with mud and grass, and they looked exactly like pine flowers. There is just such a real pine flower cut out there as a cover - so good and sweet! But no one would buy that - the windy, sticky soil or straw sticks, everyone would buy the unopened ones.

There are also fake fancy necks and fake experts to choose from - pick them up and weigh them to see which ones are heavy and which ones are burnt through. Weigh it up - which one is heavier and which potato is bigger! Go home, drink and eat potatoes!

I have been fooled before! I'm not buying pine flowers. I like to take a walk in the morning. In this Haihe Park, I was walking by the river that day. There were two people pushing such a small cart and shouting while walking: "Eat some snacks, eat some snacks! It's a dime, a dime." I happened to not have breakfast, so I went over and took a look. It was in a big glass box. How big is it? Look at my two fists. Already? Just so big. When I saw it, I couldn't eat one in a meal. I asked him: "How much is one piece?" "A dime, a dime!" He didn't look at you either. Hey! This is cheap enough! I quickly took out the money, and when I took out one or two cents, I handed it over: "Give me two yuan." "Okay!" He opened the glass box and took out a piece and handed it to me: "Here, here, "Here! Eat first, eat first!" With two fingers holding it like this... I saw it, have you ever seen that two-cent steel bun? The size and thickness are exactly the same! "This...how much is this?" "A dime!" "This...what's in the box?" "They're all the same!" "Then will you change this piece for me?" Take it out, it's so small, put it back, It's so big - when I look at it, the glass box is a microscope!

I have a cousin whose surname is Mu, named Mu Xiangfeng. Those in the catering industry here may know him - Mu Xiangfeng, smart and clever, always tells me when he sees me: " Third brother, third brother, be careful, don't be greedy for cheap, don't be greedy for cheap - look at the ginseng sellers on the street, Jilin wild ginseng, it costs two yuan a piece, don't buy it - coriander roots! The station sells rings and gold hoops. Don't buy them. Don't look pitiful - 'Who can do it well? Who can do it well? I've lost my wallet and I don't have money to buy a ticket. Who can buy my gold? The ring, it’s fifty yuan! ‘Don’t buy it, it’s copper!’ I said you don’t have to remind me, I won’t buy it at all – I don’t wear that thing at all! ...My cousin Xiangfeng is smart and clever! How's it going? Fooled! ——He is a big fat man with a problem. He likes to take a bath. Every day he goes to the bathhouse to find the hottest pool and soaks his whole body red or purple. He is beautiful. Otherwise, he would be itchy. Can't sleep! As soon as I went out that night, I caught up with someone. He was holding a big plastic bag with a lot of tinfoil bags inside. He shouted as he walked: "The one with the change is the one who got it! What a secret recipe passed down from the family, A secret recipe passed down from the family, for skin diseases - boils, sores, mosquito bites, scratches and itching, just use me - a secret recipe passed down from the family, 10 cents a packet, if it doesn't work, no money!" Someone asked for help - "Come, come, come ten packs, come ten packs." "I won't sell you ten packs. One person can buy two packs. It's a family secret recipe! If it doesn't work, no money!" Xiangfeng heard this. , if it doesn’t work, no money? He hurried over and said, "Two bags here! Two bags here!" I bought these two tinfoil bags and went back. It just so happened that I didn’t take a bath that day. I was itchy at night and couldn’t sleep...I remembered this secret recipe passed down from home. I took out this tin foil bag and opened it. It was a red paper bag. Open the red paper bag. At first glance, it was a white paper bag, and when I opened the white paper bag, I saw another white paper bag... The more I beat him, the more anxious I became, and the more anxious I became, the more itchy my body became - "Is this a secret recipe passed down in this family? This is a secret recipe passed down in this family?" ? !" Open the last white paper package. Inside is a small note. Open the note and see two words written on it-"Tickling"...

"Open Porridge Factory"

A. Dear viewers, you are so encouraging to us. What good artistic performances do we have?

B Yes.

A. Several of the audience members who came today are far from home. They came to watch our program on their bicycles and showed such admiration and affection for us. In fact, you don’t like us because of our appearance, la!

B Are you ashamed?

A Some audiences know that our Tianjin Folk Art Troupe performs every performance, and that we have such a hobby of folk art. Our Tianjin is the hometown of folk arts.

B Yes.

A is recognized throughout the country.

You know art, especially cross talk, and the Tianjin audience knows it very well. Most of the audience understands how to lay out, how to pad, and how to turn over this "burden", whether it's forward, backward, or cover-up. You are so good at listening to cross talk. ah? This is a great encouragement to us actors, especially young and middle-aged actors. Do you know some of the audience members?

B knows everyone.

A is familiar with it. oh! Do you know me? Think about it.

B Oops, I can’t remember.

A Who am I? explain.

B Oh, I forgot, I forgot.

A What is my name?

B Forgot, forgot! Your last name.

A horse!

B horse? What's your name?

A stands three times up and down.

B Oh, you still "stand up and down three times", what are you doing up and down? oh! Ma Sanli.

A Hey, that’s right. Do you know my nickname?

B Oh, and a nickname?

A Haven’t you heard of it?

B No, no.

A Huh? Everyone knows my nickname.

B What is your nickname?

A Ma Shanren.

B Ma Shanren?

A Good man.

B Oh, are you a kind person? Look, everyone, do these good people look like this?

A What does it look like? What’s wrong? What should it look like? Kindhearted.

B Kindhearted?

A has a good heart. Don’t lie to anyone, don’t lie to anyone, don’t tell lies.

B Yes.

A has never tricked anyone, never cheated anyone, or taken advantage. Be kind and treat others with conscience. Kind and soft-hearted. Never fought or scolded anyone. Being sarcastic behind someone's back? Harm others? Ma Shanren has never done it.

B There is no such thing.

A Fight? Good people don’t look at it. I don't even watch the fights. I'm soft-hearted. I heard that there was a fight, and the head was bruised and bloody. I couldn't bear it. I couldn't bear to look at it, and I didn't dare to look at it. good.

B Hey, Shan.

A is soft-hearted. Too soft. So soft-hearted! For such a big man, I have never seen or heard of slaughtering cows, chickens, or live fish. Hey, kill the fish, big live fish, fluttering, live fish, jumping, jumping! Press! Taking a knife and having diarrhea, that's what I've heard of, but never seen.

B Haven’t seen it? Hey.

A Hey, I can’t bear it! good! Not a single life was lost by beating my men.

B Huh.

A That’s it, that’s how good it is.

B Okay.

A A big spider fell from the wall, would you trample it to death? Mashan people absolutely do not.

B Oh, you won’t step on a big spider if it falls on the wall?

A Spider? There is a bed bug in my bed, a big bed bug! what to do?

B Are you going to die?

A, are you dying? What a loss. This is a small life. Does it understand? Does it know? Don't bother, hey, it's over! Ma Shanren, don’t do that.

B No.

A Big bug, no matter what, screw it.

B Hey!

A Even if I catch a big louse on my body, oh, ho! what to do?

B is squeezed to death.

A Is it crowded to death? What a loss.

B What should we do?

A That’s a life, squeeze it to death?

B Throw it underground.

A was thrown into the ground and starved to death.

B What should we do?

A No matter who you are looking for, put it on your neck.

B Hey! oops!

A Good thing.

B What is this called goodness? This is called immorality. Release lice?

A is soft-hearted. I'm soft-hearted!

B Are you soft-hearted? Play with lice.

A We are still preserving its life, and we are not suffering from it yet.

B Hey.

A Find a fat man.

B Still have to find a fat guy?

A Hey, I’m full.

B Hey, okay!

A Let’s play.

B Play? Is this called playing? good!

A Look, why are you eating every day just to relieve your boredom?

B Is it okay to let go of lice after eating enough?

A Now I want to do good!

B Hey, ah! Do good? I avoid you. Put out lice, right?

A Who releases the lice?

B Do you want to do good?

A Doing good deeds is an example of this. How can there be such convenient lice?

B Oh, where are you?

A From Shunyi County.

B Shunyi County?

A Small place, Shunyi.

B Shunyi County in northern Beijing?

A Yes, north of Beijing.

B It’s ninety miles away from Beijing.

A Yes, yes, yes, Shunyi County. There is Mapo in Shunyi County. I am from that place.

B Oh?

A Mapo.

B Shunyi County?

A Yes.

B South Mapo, North Mapo. Two big towns?

A Hey, yes!

B I know, I know!

A South Mapo, North Mapo. How do you know?

B Me?

A Have you been there?

B No.

A Have you been there?

B has never been there.

A How did you know?

B I heard what others said.

A Have you been there?

B has never been there.

A Never been there? well. Those houses in South Mapo and North Mapo belong to our family.

B Are they all from your family?

A Hey, those houses and those big towns all belong to the Ma family. If you ask around in Beijing, the loess horse family in the northern area of ??Beijing is our home. Our family’s nickname? Together with the Huangtu Horse family.

B Oh, your family sells loess.

A Selling loess? How much does it cost to sell loess from a cart?

B The loess horse family.

A From Beijing to the north, no matter how far you go, you will see yellow land, right?

B is the loess land.

A As long as it is yellow land, it is our family’s land.

B Huh?

A Loess Horse.

B As long as it is yellow land, it belongs to your family?

A If the land is yellow soil, then don’t ask! Don't ask, it's from the Ma family.

B Oh, how many acres is this?

A How many acres is it? More than two thousand miles.

B Hey! More than two thousand miles?

A Hey, it doesn’t matter. Li, Lun Li.

B Rich man.

A What kind of rich man? We dare not talk about the rich man.

B A wealthy family.

A Hey! In our hometown, not to mention the first household, there are two people with bad money.

B A rich man.

A Huh? Are there still rich people in Tianjin and Beijing? Come to this place to compete, shall we take advantage of it? Where we are, we are a little richer. In every province, there is always business at home. If you have been to Beijing, take a few more steps. In Shunyi County, you can ask about the Huangtu Ma family. You can come to our house and have a look. Our house, the residence, the courtyard wall, the yard are ten miles apart.

B Hey! Oops, ten miles away?

A Hey! All around, forty miles. There are 18 roads in our yard, and our family consists of more than 500 people.

B Rich man.

A There are more than 1,300 people, including those who go back to the house, manage things, drive cars, work in the kitchen, and even the servants.

B Hey, a wealthy family.

A We are the descendants of Ma Yuan, the general of Fu State in the Han Dynasty.

B Ah, Ma Yuan’s descendant.

A Hey! Does Ma Chao know? Three Kingdoms Ma Chao.

B knows.

A Ma Chao and Ma Dai, our old ancestors. That was our senior generation. Ma Yuan, the general of the Nafu Kingdom of the Han Dynasty, was our senior. They are all from the same family, and their surname is Ma.

B. Are you from the same family with the surname Ma?

A Hey.

B Oh, there is a "horse widow" who sings Pingxi opera. Are you a member of your family?

A. Different families with the same surname.

B Why is this so different?

A is not the same thing. We are the descendants of Ma Yuan, the general of Fu State in the Han Dynasty. Please ask Li Wanchun, the opera singer in your literary and artistic circles.

B Is your family called Tang Hui?

A Tan Fuying.

B Come to your house to sing?

A: We don’t call it Tang Hui, we don’t dare to say that. We are friends with people, and they think highly of us. Let's invite a few of them to my home to eat, live, and play for a few days. We want them to be happy and have some fun. Sing.

B Hey.

A We don’t count it as a church meeting. Invite them to come, stay for a few days, play, and visit Ma's house. Sing a few verses, and when you leave, each person will take two.

B Oh, take two... cucumbers! Yes, you have a lot of land and a lot of cucumbers.

A Looks like words but doesn’t make sense! They put in so much effort, and after they finish singing, I give them cucumbers?

B What will you get if you take two? Not a cucumber?

A Hey, that’s true. gold.

B Get the gold?

A Gold Bar. Just this big one, so long, twelve pieces each. Each person gets two. There are plenty of them in the backyard. A lot of mess, take it. It's in the way and hurting your feet, why are you leaving it alone? Take it and play with it.

B Oops!

A Big ingot, small ingot, small ingot, the one with this little bit, take it! Give it to the children to play with.

B Hey, oops!

A is useless!

B Is it a pile? Piles of gold bars!

A Hey, I am easy to make friends and don’t care about money!

B It’s time for your shoes to be spiked! Haha, let’s change shoes. So some gold bars.

A If you ask, you’ve seen them all! I will always wear these shoes!

B No! Didn't change it at all.

A Did you see that I don’t want to change it?

B Don’t want to change?

A Hey.

B Hey, you don’t either.

A Clean.

B Is it clean?

A. The clothes are clean but not luxurious. Zengzi said: "The meat in a bun is not in the folds."

B Huh? Is this "Zengzi said"?

A If you come to our house and take a look, do you think highly of me?

B can afford it.

A Are you willing to be my friend?

B Yes.

A Look at Ma’s garden. Have you ever visited a garden?

B I’ve been shopping. I have visited all the gardens in Beijing.

A Where are you?

B Longevity Mountain.

A Is there Wanshou Mountain?

B Jingshan.

A Is there one in Jingshan?

B North Sea.

A Have you seen a good one? And... still go to the garden? What's there?

B Your garden?

A What is there in Beihai? Look at the trees! Looking at flowers? Where are there no trees? There are also trees on the side of the road.

B What does your garden have?

A Ma family, hey!

B What’s there?

A The flowers in Ma’s garden are not fresh. Tree? Who hasn’t seen a big tree? When you go to the garden, what kind of trees do you look at? Hey, it’s true! In Ma's Garden, what you see is the toys, and what you see in the garden is the scenery.

B Oh, what do you have there?

A What’s there? Ma's Garden, there are more than sixty small white pagodas in the garden.

Tower, do you understand?

B knows.

A Tower! There are more than sixty small white pagodas, each taller than the last. The shortest and smallest tower is like the top of a department store.

B Huh! Also the smallest?

A Hey!

B Oops!

A There are more than seventy pavilions. The pavilion is filled with white marble stone seats and glass brick pavilions! At the bottom of the pavilion, there is silver overlaid with gold. The cranes and deer on both sides are in the same spring, and they are full of real gold.

B Hoo!

A Jade horns, cat-like eyes, and tourmaline tail. Crescent River, white marble stone bridge. The goldfish and silverbait in the river are better than the donkeys, and the toads are as big as camels.

B Huh! Why? Are toads like camels?

A It’s just a plaything.

B Okay! This one.

A Have you seen goldfish?

B I’ve seen it before.

A Why don’t you go to the garden and see the goldfish?

B Then you have to take a look.

How tall is A?

B Every garden has it. Such a big guy.

A Where can I find it?

B Beihai Park.

A Hey, how big are you?

B Zhongshan Park.

A Is this so big?

B This is the biggest!

A Playing with fish? Playing with this? Fish fry, fish fry? Give it to me for free? Give it to me for free, I don’t want it.

B Yes?

A The Ma family is playing fish, which one do you want?

B How big are the fish at your place?

A Humph! How old is it? Do the math! See the table?

B table.

A is so big.

B. So big?

A Hey! goldfish. Sky fish, tiger head fish, blue pom pom fish, red pom pom fish, shell fish, flower fish, large cuttlefish. Cuttlefish, do you understand?

B Cuttlefish? Black?

A Black, like a little donkey, like a little black donkey.

B Oh, is this fish so big?

A Hey, goldfish!

B Oops! Where did you live?

A fish tank.

B Fish tank? How big is this?

A How tall are you? Glass brick. Thin glass? What are you doing in a fish tank with thin glass? Glass bricks, big thick glass bricks, fish tanks! I brought it from foreign countries.

B How big is this?

A How big is it! Huh, do the math! Have you seen "Democracy No. 10"?

B "Democracy No. 10", Fire Wheel?

A Ah.

B Tianjin runs to Dalian.

A Yes, "Democracy No. 10".

B knows.

A That boat was wandering around in my fish tank.

B Huh! "Democracy No. 10" has been hanging around in your fish tank?

A Hey.

B Oh, how did you get in?

A Crane! It was lifted in by a crane.

B Oh, it was hoisted in.

A Let it spin around and see how long it takes. Just for fun. I brought it from foreign countries. Foreigners gave me eight-foot-long cases. The ones they gave to my family were one-foot thick, in one piece, and made of ivory.

B Hey, how big is this.

A The French gave me a piece of cowhide. The cowhide was opened for five miles, without any seams, and it was whole.

B How big are you?

A Switzerland gave me a clock at home, a large clock for the table, made of wood.

B It’s a clock. They’re all made of wood.

A are all made of wood? That's the outer shell. The outer shell is made of wood. The parts inside are all made of wood. The whole clock is made of wood.

B Huh?

A. Don’t wind it up, don’t over-charge it, keep walking. Enough to do it but not enough. When the door opened, a wooden man came out.

You wooden man, so tall, holding a small gong in this hand and a gong hammer in this hand, come out! "Dang Dang!" He stretched out his hand and spoke - "Two o'clock!"

B Yeah! Okay!

A It’s three o’clock and it’s time to come out again! "Dang, Dang, Dang" - "It's three o'clock!"

B Hey, good!

A If you want it, I’ll give it to you!

B No!

A, let me take it for you to play with.

B No, I have no place to put it.

A It doesn’t matter. Do you think highly of me?

B can afford it.

A Hey, would you like to make a friend?

B I am willing, willing.

A Come to my house for a visit and stay for a few days.

B I have time to visit you.

A What does it mean to have time? You are so hardworking! I'll pick you up in the car! Come here and have some fun, grab a few on your way out.

B No! Just a few, I don’t want them!

A I am so friendly! Hate me?

B I don’t hate it.

A Hey, to be honest, do you hate me?

B is not tired of being crooked.

A Is it true or false?

B Really.

A I am easy to make friends with. Many friends asked me, Masanren, to get some money. Get some money. There are some disaster areas now. How to solve the problem of food for the people in the disaster areas? I said, what’s easy to do? Open several porridge factories. Everyone has a meal.

B Listen.

A What is this? Withdrawing one month’s interest is enough! There are not many people, about 100,000 people, eat!

The number of words is not enough~

There are also "Spring Festival Couplets" and "Making Jackets" that cannot be posted