Touching chat routines, chatting also has skills and routines. Whether it's face-to-face communication or online dating, if you want to chat without boredom, you need appropriate vocabulary. People who are interesting and can speak Kan Kan are more popular. Let's take a look at the touching chat routines.
Trick's chat routine is 1 1 "Do you know what I like to drink?" "What?" "Take care of you. Wow. "
2. "Do you know what you look like?" "Like what?" "Attract me like the earth"
3. "Can you imitate a woodpecker", "How to imitate" and "Treat my face as a tree"
4. "Do you have a boyfriend?" "No" "Congratulations, I have it now."
5. "Which doll do you like to hug?" "I like pink pigs" and "I am a pink pig"
6.i have so many pens. Do you know which one I like best? " "I don't understand" and "your northern nose"
7. "You are like a camera." "Why do you say that?" "I can't help but raise my mouth when I see you."
8. "Do you know what your strengths are?" "Which is better?" "Being my girlfriend is just right."
9. "Classmate, can I know you?" "Why?" "I think your future has something to do with me."
10, "I seem to have a fever" "What's the matter?" "I think you want to be hot-headed."
1 1, "Tell me you like me, and then I refuse you" "I like you." "Then let's be together!"
12, "Tell me you like me, and then I refuse you" "I like you ..." "Then let's be together!"
13, "I feel as if I have seen you before" "Where is it?" "On my marriage certificate"
14, "Can you guess whether I like rational girls or emotional girls?" "Rational?" "Wrong, I like you."
15, "I want to set something, but I find it difficult to get it" "Set a doll?" "No, settle your mind."
16, "Mom, I love you. How to say it backwards? " "Do you love me?" "yes."
17, "I finally understand why I always catch a cold" "huh?" "Because I have no resistance to you"
18, "I always feel that I have seen you somewhere", "Where" and "On my marriage certificate"
19, "I have a handful of dirt in my hand", "and then what?" "Do you want to plant it in my hands?"
20. "Do you know the name of the box containing the ring?" "Ring box" "What's the name of the box containing the cake?" "cake box" "what's the name of your box and mine?" I don't understand and a match made in heaven.
2 1, "Do you understand why I have a cold?" "Because you have a cold?" "No, because I have no resistance to you at all."
22. "If I play hide-and-seek with you, I always lose." "Why?" "Because I like to hide alone!"
If you are the sun, guess what I am. I don't understand. I am ice cream. Why? Because. ... you melted my heart. "
24. "Dear, let's play the game of the eagle catching the chicken." "No matter how old you are, who will play such a childish game with you?" "That will give me an excuse to throw you down."
25. "I think I was a carbonated drink in my last life." "Why?" "Because as soon as I saw you, I was always bubbling with joy."
26. Why did you hit me? When did I hit you? You touched my heart.
27. "Hello, can I know you?" "Why?" "I think your future has something to do with me."
28. "Little Sister, I think you have a toothache", "Why" and "Because you are too sweet"
29. "I've always wanted a feeling." "What does it feel like?" "The feeling of being with you"
30. "You are my temperate maritime climate" "What do you mean?" "It's warm every day."
3 1, "Do you understand what kind of person I want to be", "What kind of person" and "Your person"
The second trick is 0 1 chat routine
"Let's make a bet."
"Bet on what"
"You lost, be my girlfriend."
"I won."
"I will be your boyfriend."
02
"Do you like playing with water, such as the water park?"
"like like"
"Then go and wash the dishes first."
03
"I'll show you a talent."
"What talent"
"Learn to bark like a pig"
"Ha ha, you know this."
04
"Do you find that I love you very much?"
"no"
"Yes, after all, fatherly love is silent."
05
"I am chatting with the gentlest and most beautiful woman in the world."
"Ha ha, you are so sweet."
"If she doesn't answer me, I'll have to come to you."
06
"What will you do when you are cornered?"
"looking for you"
"Why do you want to see me? Just take a taxi. "
07
"I dreamed of you yesterday, and my crotch was wet."
"pervert"
"What's the matter with you? Is it clear that you took off your makeup to scare me? "
08
"Do you know which three English letters are the most stupid?"
I don't know.
"Yo yo"
09
"I will never abandon you again."
"Why are you so sure?"
"Because I really can't throw it."
10
"I laugh every time I think of you."
"I miss others so much."
"Because you are so funny."
The third trick 1 chat routine. "It's not the north and south of the world, it's not nothing in the world."
"I'm not a thing"
2. "Do you think I'm stupid?"
"yes"
"Then I am your brother."
"must"
"Then please call me brother"
"Good brother" and "good son"
3. "I have Giddens Ko and lost one."
"How many more?"
"Baba" (Baba = Dad)
"My son is really good."
4. "The roaring dog is a fairy in the sky."
"What's next?"
"I am a dog."
5. "Have you heard the story that the tortoise said no?"
"no"
6. "Don't be angry, let me bark like a dog."
"Oh, great."
"Oh, great."
"Aren't you barking like a dog?"
"This is not learned?"
"eat"
"I will show you a magic trick to make you forget that you are a dog."
"I am not a dog! ! ! "
"Look, forget it."
"roll"
7. "boring, let's play a game."
"Well, what's the game?"
"I praise you, how do you praise me?"
"yes! You go first. "
"You are so beautiful."
"You have a good eye."
8. "Do you think it's girly for boys to paint their nails?"
"Damn it!"
"hey"
"Mom's here, good son."
The trick of chatting
1: The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you get fat. Then I'll eat pork. Oh yeah!
I heard that eating garlic can prevent swine flu, which makes sense. Think about it: if you eat garlic, others will think you have a taste and won't come near you, and the swine flu virus can't come near you! Haha, don't forget to pack two cloves of garlic before you go out!
3. "I originally wanted to wander the rivers and lakes and live a carefree life." "Now, I will come back after seeing you ..."
4. "Do you know why I like you?" "Because I am cute, charming, beautiful, generous, gentle and considerate?" "I like the way you lie without blinking."
Meeting you is the beginning of my heart, and falling in love with you is my happy choice; Pursuing you is the starting point of my happiness; Having you is my most precious wealth; Stepping on the red carpet is my eternal motivation! Unfortunately, I sent it to the wrong person!
6: Does the ear itch? Does that mean I miss you and my eyes itch? Does this mean that I want to see you? Does your mouth itch? That means I want to kiss you. Does it itch? That means ... stop joking. You have lice. Take a bath!
7: "I feel so selfish" and "I don't give other girls the opportunity to pursue me"
8: "You are so annoying" and "Running around in my head every night keeps me awake at night"
9: "Thank God for letting us meet" "It can't be said to be a miracle" "But at least it is an act of God.
10: "I'm sleepy" "Then sleep" "Why sleep? I am trapped by love and you! "