I put roses in the basket and filled the small glass with nectar. I sincerely pray: Come back, my friend, and let us contribute to the grand construction of the motherland! Do things according to your own interests, live in your own way, go your own way with your own feelings and make friends with sincere feelings.
A farmer went to the garage and took out 2000 yuan: buy a Santana. Shop assistant: What? Farmer: Santana 2000 is written at the door. Shop assistant: You go to the Mercedes-Benz 600 opposite.
The person I love is a famous flower, and the person who loves me is terrible. Either bad in debauchery or abnormal in silence. It is a four-legged horse and the sea. It's full of pigs watching mobile phones. It's grinning.
A spider has eight legs, and there are seven left when it falls from the sky. Why? A: That leg held my chest and said it scared me to death!
Professor: Fool's question, 10 smart people can't answer it. College student: "No wonder I always fail the exam."
The teacher said: the exam is coming, and the test paper has been handed in to the printing factory. You should review well. Do you have any questions to ask? Student: Which printing factory is it?
A teacher said to a group of students who often failed, "We used to teach, but now we teach pigs!" " "A classmate replied," You are just a professional pig farmer!
Wives are very similar to computers: no one understands their operating rules except suppliers.
Doctor: Why can't I find my pen? ? I want to write you a prescription. "The patient whispered," doctor, didn't you put it under my arm? "
I once liked a girl, who was young, with a little expectation and some helplessness. Although she is someone else's love, I hope she will always be lovely!
The landlord is looking at the house with the new tenant. Tenant: "It seems that this house often leaks water." Landlord: "No, no, it only leaks when it rains."
Now, please touch your face and smile in the mirror. If the fluff on your pink face is tender and soft, it means that you are healthy. Well, this lecture on raising pigs is coming!
Smart man+smart woman = romantic smart man+stupid woman = pregnant stupid man+smart woman = scandal stupid man+stupid woman = marriage.
A riverside and a Jiang Tao, one mountain is higher than the other. Send a message to the straw bag. The straw bag must take out its mobile phone, take out its mobile phone and look down. Find yourself a straw bag! -I'm talking about you.
A couple took the train. After the train passed through the long and dark tunnel, the man said, I should have kissed you just now if I had known the tunnel was so long. The woman screamed, wasn't it you who kissed me just now?
There is a girl who is willing to wait for me in her next life. She said gently and elegantly, "If you want to be my boyfriend, wait for the next life."
A catty is not dizzy, and you can still drink half a catty on the wall. You can still drink seven or eight ounces if you think about it at home.
A: Didn't sleep well last night! B: What's the matter? I killed a mosquito! As a result, a large group of mosquitoes held a memorial service for it, and finally even held a dinner party!
Math makes me very tired, and physics is even more wrong. Learning really makes me haggard and my spirit is about to collapse. If Wei can get online, I won't fall behind!
Drink strong tea until it tastes tasteless, get drunk and never wake up. People should love to eat in the next life, and pork should be fresh. This one with a mobile phone is good.
Pity the hearts of daughters all over the world and break their hearts for men. Men are all playboys. They are tempted when they see beautiful women and deceive their hearts with sweet words. Once you are hooked up, you will be black-hearted, and then you will change your mind after going to bed.
Women in the world are not attentive, pity men in the world, and break their hearts for women. Women are all playboys.
The biology teacher described the long meeting of African wild boar, and the students drank: "Look at me! Don't look at me, how do you know what African wild boar looks like? "
Ah, friendship, how can we live without you! Without you, even in the sun, I will feel chilling; Even in a crowd, you will feel uneasy.
Perhaps it is a baptism of wind and rain, which makes the collision between heart and heart clearer and more brilliant.
What you get from suffering is the most precious thing, and adversity and friendship forged by * * * will certainly remain in your heart and mine.
It is often said that the friendship between comrades-in-arms and classmates is the most sincere and eternal friendship in the world. We have one, shouldn't we be happy?
With understanding, friendship can last forever; With friendship, life is valuable. Let us shine the light of understanding.
We cultivated this land, and we tasted half of the ups and downs. In order to enjoy the sweet life together, we need struggle and friendship.
In the face of friendship, people, like stars, do not hinder each other, but shine on each other.
Friendship is the most sacred thing in spirit. It will not only take root and sprout in the same sex, but also blossom and bear fruit in the opposite sex.
With friendship in life, you won't feel lonely and your life will become rich and colorful. Because friendship is the editor of dreams, it blooms brilliant youth and releases charming fragrance in life.
People who walk in the desert hope to have sweet springs; Those who struggle in adversity long for sincere friendship.
I had hoped to have a unique and reliable lock to protect many secrets. Now, I am as open as a clear sky.
All loneliness is not worth the loneliness without friends.
Everyone has weaknesses. If you want to find a friend without shortcomings, you will never find what he is looking for. Although we are wrong, we still love ourselves, so we should love our friends as well.
Life is the sea, then, you and I are ships of friendship. The past has braved the wind and waves, and the waves of the future will also rush by-you firmly believe, I firmly believe-our faith will not change.
Accompany, needless to say, communicate with your heart; Friendship can't be expressed in words, but should be tasted with heart.
When we are happy, friends will know us; In difficult times, we will make friends.
Friendship is a lamp, the brighter, the brighter; Friendship is a river that flows deeper and deeper; Friendship is a flower, the longer it is, the more beautiful it is; Friendship is wine, the older it gets, the better it gets.
Let's hold hands tightly and communicate with each other! Empathy, smile happily! * * * Let's talk about their bright future.
Friendship is a good wine in a bottle, colorless and tasteless, and it is the kind of affection that overflows after many years.
Friendship can help people in the same boat, and friendship can enrich people's lives. Without friendship, it is like a ship lost in the sea, just like a red flower can't live without green leaves.
If the stream stops moving, it will lose its song; Without understanding, friendship will not have vigorous vitality.
What is friendship? The Chinese teacher said it was a newspaper, and there was always new news. The physics teacher said that the circuit without the electric key will always have an impact; The math teacher said that it has a fixed-point trajectory with a variable length and will never end; We say that friendship is a spring rain in the dry land, and it will always have vitality.
The true meaning of friendship lies in understanding and helping. In the journey of blooming the flower of friendship, take the footsteps of youth and write the melody of youth!
Friendship is a cup of wine that gets better with age. The molecules in the wine are you and me, and an affinity binds us together. Friendship is a tree. Its growth needs sunshine, enthusiasm and sincerity, as well as soil, simplicity and frankness.
All temporary parting must be reunited, all regrets must be fulfilled, and all seemingly isolated things cannot be separated.
The day when you laugh and cry will always be a time of youth. Don't refuse a tearful smile or smiling tears. Flowers that smile and shed tears will never fade in the season of youth.
When you need help, friendship is like a long crutch, which surrounds you and affects me. It will connect us closely.
Friendship is a wonderful equation. If you get it, you have to pay, and if you pay, you will get it.
Friendship is a conifer. When you don't respect it and trample on it, it will stand up with thorns to protect itself.
The golden sun radiates friendship; The silver moon conveys friendship. Friendship is a heavy ear of rice and a lush forest.
Friendship is like water in a stream. Some people hold them in jade bowls. People who have neither a jade bowl nor a wooden bowl can only hold it with their hands. No matter who it is, only those who are most eager for water can taste the sweetness of water.
Not everyone can have a heart-to-heart. A true friend is honest with others regardless of fame and fortune.
Hide the sun in your heart and make it a wonderful dream; Brand friendship in your chest and make it a sweet miss.