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there were other ladies in his court, three thousand of rare beauty, the iron pestle is ground into an embroidery needle.

I went out laughing in the sky. No one knew that it was litchi.

I didn't know the true face of Lushan Mountain, but I only knew how to bow and shoot a big eagle.

The old man talked about juvenile madness, on the green spring-day that starts me home

had sex when he woke up, and but now these boys and girls in a row (this is too powerful ...)

A flower in july rhapsody, I killed a hundred flowers after it bloomed.

If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, they don't know

They can't find the place where the iron shoes are broken, but that person is in a dim light

A spring night is worth a thousand dollars, and he never knows that this matter needs to be done ...

But and the powder and paint of the Six Palaces faded into nothing (the general is stunning ...)

The wind is rustling and the water is cold, and the waves of a big river are wide < Disasters fly separately

Ten years of life and death are two boundless, and there is no regret that Naoko has crossed my wall (...)

Once bitten by a snake, everywhere round me the singing of birds

Thinking back to Gong Jin, Xiao Qiao first married, and who never will suffer being shown an honest-hearted face.

how beautiful she looks, opening the pearly casement, a thousand paths without a footprint (imposing manner! ! ! )

young children are old in the Jianghu, and those with white hair are young. (Very emotional)

When my parents heard that my daughter was coming, they lifted themselves up and went to Qingchi.

when my sister heard that my sister was coming, she hung up the southeast branch.

I heard from my sister, the sound broke off...then reluctantly she answered. (This .......................)

and the Emperor, from that time forth, forsook his early hearings, this Jiujiang official. My blue sleeve was wet, an almond is coming out of the wall. Do you know the prefect of Xuancheng? Do you understand? Alas ... the stories that Jiangzhou Sima and Xuancheng satrap have to tell ... = =)

-learning is endless, turning back to the shore. (Why is this so smooth? )

-Che Tuo Tuo, Ma Xiaoxiao, spared no expense to buy a treasure knife.

-the wind is roaring, the horse is barking, and Lotus is weeping and Xianglan is laughing.

—— The sky is grey and wild, and a pear tree overwhelms Haitang. (Who is this? .. too evil)

—— and sometimes in the deep of night she would dream of her triumphs, a pear tree overwhelms Haitang.

-the moon comes first near the water tower, and a pear tree overwhelms Haitang.

—— Last year today, a pear tree overwhelmed Haitang.

—— but love glowed deep within her eyes when she bade him thank her liege, a pear tree overwhelms Haitang.

—— Poor September 3rd night, a pear blossom over a begonia

—— Ten years of life and death, two boundless trees over a pear blossom over a begonia

—— Two orioles singing green willows over a pear blossom over a begonia

—— Drunk lying in the sand, smiling at a pear blossom over a begonia

——— Yuanyang quilt, cloud bed, a pear blossom over a begonia

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where long ago a yellow crane bore a sage to heaven, nothing is left now but the Yellow Crane Terrace. (This mix and match is good, and the central idea is outstanding.)

-Dongfeng is not convenient with Zhou Lang, and the king can't rest on his arm. (starting ... 8CJ)

-my path is full of petals -- I have swept it for no others, and heroes have wept on their coats ever since. (When this sentence comes out, it's like a stunning shot, and all the solitaire's collective chicken blood ...)

-I took off my shirt with my husband, were sheltered on spring evenings by warm hibiscus curtains. (covering her face. . . )

-Li Bai will go by boat, and the Emperor, from that time forth, forsook his early hearings

-a silver vase abruptly broke with a gush of water, and the Emperor, from that time forth, forsook his early hearings (scared ...)

-Yupan delicacies are worth ten thousand yuan, and the Emperor, from that time forth, forsook his early hearings (eat. . . )

—— yellow on the left, blue on the right, and the Emperor, from that time forth, forsook his early hearings (hunting ~~)

—— How deep the courtyard is, and the Emperor, from that time forth, forsook his early hearings (lost. . . )

-but make the dragon fly in, and the Emperor, from that time forth, forsook his early hearings (evil)

ten steps to kill one person, Xuancheng satrap know?

Ten steps to kill one person, though a country be sundered, hills and rivers endure-a fierce and invincible swordsman, who killed everyone

Ten steps to kill one person, to bring me my shadow and make us three

Ten steps to kill one person, sinking back again, I thought suddenly of home. -It's not too cold-blooded.

Kill one person in ten steps, and laugh into Hu Ji's wine shop-dude ...

now, nearing my village, meeting people, kill one person in ten steps

Sit up in a dying illness, laughing and asking where the guest came from (cow ...)

Sit up in a dying illness, Come over the women's wall at night (even more awesome ...)

Zhu Men's wine stinks and Li Family's porridge smells

frosty night and his wife both return home

There is an isolated city in the clouds of Baidi, Wan Ren Mountain

but before he could conquer, he was dead doesn't teach Huma to go to Yinshan Mountain

A pear tree overwhelms Haitang

Red-crisp hands, yellow vines and wine, and two orioles sing green willows < The night is short, the cross rail of Dadu Bridge is cold

The sky is grey, and an apricot is going out of the wall

Why does till, raising my cup, I asked the bright moon shine on the ditch in the bright moon?

Xiao He just shows a sharp corner, and an apricot comes out of the wall.

You were born before I was born, and I miss you every day.

It's better to hang a southeast branch from the window, and an apricot comes out of the wall.

there were other ladies in his court, three thousand of rare beauty Iron pestle. Ten thousand roots

Don't forget the spirit under the hedge of picking chrysanthemums

but now these boys and girls in a row under the hedge of picking chrysanthemums

followed by the crazy and laughing topic of Xuancheng Taishou. . . This sentence "Does the Xuancheng satrap know" is really a wild card, poor Xuancheng satrap ...

When is the moon coming in the blue sky, does the Xuancheng satrap know-astronomy

Julian Waghann decides Central Plains Day in the north, Xuancheng satrap knows-current affairs and politics

but I look toward home, and twilight grows dark, Xuancheng satrap knows-geography

There are three or two peach blossoms outside the bamboo, and Xuancheng satrap knows. Do the Xuancheng satrap know-emotional topic

his bitter adventures had won him no title, Xuancheng satrap know-I'm at the wrong door, so it's better to send a notice about finding things

The business girl doesn't know about national subjugation and hatred, but the Xuancheng satrap knows-are you here to challenge?

(Xuancheng satrap gets angry: What, am I google? Ask me everything? ! )

-and, because of her languor, a maid was lifting her, this Jiujiang official. My blue sleeve was wet. (Cover your face ... Sima Da you ...)

-this Jiujiang official. My blue sleeve was wet, do you know the prefect of Xuancheng? (you! It's too much, Lord Sima was so cp ..)

—— Stop and sit in love with Fenglin, told even more in silence than they had told in sound. (alas ... it's over)

-blowing jade pipes before the flowers, the scenery flows. (Liu Jia's adult, Du Fu's adult, will you two cry if you know this? )

-under the hedge of picking chrysanthemums, you can't get rid of your soul. Tao Yuanming: I'm living in seclusion. What do you want to do when you take me out? )

-falling red is not a heartless thing, my thatch gate has been closed -- but opens now for you. (I didn't see anything ...)

-I prefer the snowy mountains in Minshan, and the spring tide comes late with rain. (I didn't see it//...)

-I'm ashamed to say it, but I'm ashamed to say it, and it's a good autumn. (poof `````` the subtle feeling of WS came to my face ```)

So the JQ incident was finally summarized.

The old lady talked about juvenile madness, and a pear tree overwhelmed Haitang.

the golden stems of Han emperor are straight outside the clouds, and the clouds and rain are ruined.

flying down three thousands of feet, which warmed and smoothed the creamy-tinted crystal of her skin.

but nights of spring were short and the sun arose too soon, this Jiujiang official. My blue sleeve was wet. (I can't, who built this ... it's too YD)

Polygamous love story:

Li Bai: A spring night is worth a thousand dollars, not as much as Wang Lun's!

flying general: Li Bai will go by boat, and the Emperor, from that time forth, forsook his early hearings!

King: But make the Dragon City fly, and the powder and paint of the Six Palaces faded into nothing!

Ah, it's destined to be a tragedy of love ...

and sometimes in the deep of night she would dream of her triumphs, but I dream of being idle, but I don't dream of being a gentleman.

"mistress" Wang Lunjun.

-A night in the spring is worth a thousand dollars, not as much as Wang Lun's affection. (Wang Lun tears: I don't know you, Taishou. Officials can't talk nonsense.)

-Two orioles sing green willows, and an apricot comes out of the wall. The spring breeze is green in Jiang Nanan, when will the red apricots come out of the wall?

—— Does the prefect of Xuancheng know when the red apricot will be returned from the wall? (Beat the wall! ! )

—— The wind is rustling and the water is cold, and the red apricot will never be returned. (-by the unbearable satrap)

(The satrap is furious and rushes to the crown: ask the satrap if he knows, and we will hang the southeast branch! ! )

So everyone under the ground scrambled to start trying to die, and another wild model was born ..

after rain the empty mountain hung up the southeast branch

to brush his clothes, hung up the southeast branch

but you widen your view three hundred miles, hung up the southeast branch

listened to your words, hung up the southeast branch

weeding at noon, Self-hanging Southeast Branch

On the moon, willow tips hang Southeast Branch

I hope people will hang Southeast Branch for a long time

Cut grass without uprooting, self-hanging Southeast Branch

Picking chrysanthemums under the east fence, self-hanging Southeast Branch

sober men of olden days and sages are forgotten, only self-hanging Southeast Branch

oh, how can I gravely bow and scrape to men of high rank and men of high office, so I can't hang Southeast Branch!

-whoever has not died since ancient times is better off hanging from the southeast branch.

—— The late emperor hung up the southeast branch before he started his business.

——— There are beautiful women in the north, so he hung up the southeast branch.

—— Sneaking into the night with the wind, he hung up the southeast branch.

——— but no word has reached me from kin or friends hung up the southeast branch.

——— I want to go home by the wind, but I'm afraid the branch is full. (spray ``)

—— There is no reason for people to go out of Yangguan in the west, so everyone hangs on the southeast branch. (thumping on the ground ...)

-Mochow has no confidant in the road ahead, and southeast branches are hanging all over the city. (it's amazing! ! )

-everyone hangs the southeast branch, does Xuancheng satrap know? (I'm dying of laughter ... the satrap is in tears.)

—— Does the satrap of Xuancheng know it? I don't know if he hangs the southeast branch. (Xuancheng satrap vomits blood: ... Are you going to die with me? T T)

—— Taishou self-hangs southeast branch, this Jiujiang official. My blue sleeve was wet. (Sure enough, the satrap can't stand it, Sima Jun ... It's either wet or wet ...)

-If the relationship lasts for a long time, you can't hang on to the southeast branch.

—— When nobody is around in the middle of the night, it hangs from the southeast branch, was the plum, when you passed my silken window and as a symbol of our love. (Double suicide? )

southeast branch: hang it all on me? ! Are you finished? !

and then after ten years of life and death <; Confessions of the reunion of Xuancheng satrap and Jiangzhou Sima >

Xuancheng satrap

There are thousands of rivers and thousands of rivers and moons, and it takes ten years to trace the heart.

please have another glass of wine, and share your worries with me. (Brother Nalan, you've crossed too far.)

Jiangzhou Sima

Shaohua is not reserved for teenagers, so it's even more worrying to raise a glass to eliminate the sorrow.

hating the monarch is not like the moon on the river, only hanging on the southeast branch.

satrap of Xuancheng

The old man talked about juvenile madness and got drunk with plum blossoms.

I don't see the Liaohai Sea every year, who reads the west wind and is cool alone. (Su Dongpo somehow and Zhu Dunru cross together to be a companion, Na Lan? Why are you here again? )

Jiangzhou Sima

In those days, he was drunk, and he was worried about who was thin.

Why can't the spring breeze tolerate it? There are still Ao Shuang branches in the chrysanthemum. (This gorgeous confession is too pink > < )

Xuancheng satrap

After a hundred years of worry, it's dull, and it's never been together.

and sometimes in the deep of night she would dream of her triumphs, who dreams of idlers does not dream of kings. (this sentence! This sentence! Bold and aggravated! Mix and match love! Very cute and abusive! )

Jiangzhou Sima

Advise you to take pity on the people in front of you, and don't wait for the flowers to be empty.

if you don't want to stay and go with you, you'll leave without me. (Hey, Lord Sima, you can forget it from me, I don't want you.)

Xuancheng satrap

Complaining songs are reserved for drunkenness, and I will frown at the past.

it's hard to get paid when you live and die. (Finally, finally, it's complete)