A Everything is changing now, and it’s changing quite fast, one day at a time. Take our cross talk, it sounds like this today, and it will be the same tomorrow.

B What’s wrong?

A Changed. The same goes for people's thoughts. Take me as an example. In the past, I only wanted to get rich, but now I don't think so. This is a change.

B Yes!

A The idea in the past was wrong. I just wanted to get rich. What kind of thinking is this?

B That’s right.

A I don’t have the idea of ??getting rich.

B You are better than them.

A It’s better to have more money!

B You are not as good as them!

A With your kind of thinking, you are in a dilemma!

B You are the only one who has this kind of thinking!

A It’s a joke to talk about getting rich.

B What?

A I made a fortune once, more than 20 years ago. I picked up a large leather bag after a night show at Sanqing Theater in Dashilar. When I opened my wallet, I took a look and saw that there were more than 500,000 yuan in winnings and receipts! I suddenly became rich, and with a thunder, I became a rich man in the blink of an eye. What did it mean to have money in the old society? Pay attention to food, clothing and ostentation. You have to be particular about your clothes. You think, now that I have money, I must be particular about it.

B That’s right, can you wear it?

A If you think about it, I will put on my western leather jacket on June 13th.

B Wait first! Isn’t it hot to wear a leather jacket on June 13th?

A If it’s not hot, make the grass cloth noodles!

B That’s not cool either!

A There is also a small cotton-padded jacket and pants inside.

B It’s just a shame!

A I am wearing seventeen top hats. From a distance, I look like a chimney turned into a spirit.

B Big skewers of candied haws.

A My monthly subscription car has three footbells.

B There are two of them?

A The three of us! One on each side.

B Which one is in the middle?

A is poked with the stick of civilization. I was even more tired from sitting than the driver.

B Yes! Your hands and feet are free from time to time.

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B. Does B. have something to eat like that?

A drank ice cream, but he didn’t dare to drink it when it was too cold. He had to take a spoon to heat it up, add some sesame sauce, add three sanitary balls, put four chickens on it, and bring it up...

B Did you drink it?

A I poured it down! It's not a taste!

B It’s a feeling to be helpless.

A It made me crazy, so I ran to Shanghai.

B Why did you go to Shanghai?

A went to Shanghai and stayed at the largest hotel in Huangpu Beach, which cost 60 yuan per room per day. I left eight gates alone.

B Two rooms are not enough?

A No! All eight rooms are useful. There is a dining room, a living room, a shower room, and a toilet, which takes up four rooms.

B Where are the four more rooms?

A Those four rooms take turns sleeping.

B Sleep in one room for one night.

A No! This house sleeps for five minutes, that house sleeps for five minutes. When sleeping, hold the watch. Go in, spread out the quilt, take off your clothes, and get in. I looked at my watch and saw that there was still one minute left. I quickly put on my clothes, folded my bed, and ran to the house again.

B It’s just a toss-up!

A Walk here and there every day. Everything is good, but the only bad thing is that he doesn't understand the dialect.

B Oh! Don't understand the local dialect.

A I miss my hometown when I am in a foreign country, but I miss Beijing again when I arrive in Shanghai. Why! I met an acquaintance in Beijing who is also a cross talker among us. You know this person.

B Who is it?

A XXX, this person’s heart is broken!

B What?

A was in Shanghai that year, so he met me on Guangxi Road: "xx, I came here to look for our relatives, but couldn't find them. They moved. I'm stuck here. You Can you find something for me?" I said, "Where can I find something for you? Why don't you just have time to eat here? It doesn't matter, go to my store." He shaved his head, bathed and changed his clothes, from his head to his feet.

B Enough friends!

A "You want a fox-leg leather jacket first."

B What month is this?

A It’s around June 20th.

B Wearing a fox-leg leather jacket in the twenties of June?

A. I am covering my body here, and I also ask him to accompany me and cover it.

B Two sweat bags!

A I called everyone in the store over. "Let me introduce you to Mr. xx. He is my closest friend. What he has is mine, and what is mine is his. No one is allowed to restrict his access." Let me tell you, how about we make friends?

B Not ambiguous!

A Alas! Kindness brings disaster.

B What’s wrong?

A I went out that day. When I came back, there was nothing in my room! I asked the people in the store, and they said, "You can't ask us. You said that he is not allowed to come in or out." I asked him where he was. The person in the store said: "He has canceled his household registration and said that he will return to Beijing if he has any information." Oh! I can't say this sentence, I can't express it, I'll catch you with cold! I don't have much money left in my hand. How can I afford to stay in such a big hotel?

B What should I do?

A Let’s move! Move to hotel. I couldn't afford to stay in a hotel anymore, so I moved to an apartment. I couldn't afford to live in the apartment anymore, so I moved into a small shop. Later, he fell into a disastrous state and slept with beggars. Sir, I don’t even want to say it anymore. I feel so sad when I say it!

B It doesn’t matter if you say it.

A In the blink of an eye, it’s already the twelfth lunar month, and I’m wearing a large hollow cotton-padded jacket.

B Yes! You even wore a leather jacket in June!

A Don’t mention that. Should the name be a cotton-padded jacket or three things?

B What three things?

A The front is a jacket, and the back is a coat, with two taels of cotton on the cuffs.

B I have never seen such clothes before.

There are good people everywhere. The shopkeeper in the store saw me and said, "XXX, seeing as you look like this, you'd better go back to Beijing as soon as possible." I said, "Shopkeeper, you know what to say. I have no clothes on my body, no food in my belly, and no money in my hand. How can I go back?" "I have already prepared it for you." He opened the safe and took out two large sums.

B Two hundred yuan?

A Two cents!

B Two cents!

A: It’s better to give me money than to send it to a beggar. We've been running outside for a while and you still don't understand? I said: "Shopkeeper, wait a minute. What do you think of the two cents you gave me? Oh, are you treating me as a beggar? Let me tell you, when the person named I don't care, don't look at me, people are poor and ambitious!" He gritted his teeth, stamped his feet, and said cruelly, "Isn't it just your two cents?"

B?

A "I'll take it!"

B Did you take it?

A layman. Who will give you a penny then? It’s also good to buy some roasted sweet potatoes.

B Do you know now that money is good?

A If you say that people are going to be unlucky enough to eat sweet potatoes, you won’t even support them.

B What?

A The more you eat, the less you eat!

B Yes, if you eat more it will be gone!

A I walked north for several days, and it was snowing heavily. It was raining on top and hard on the bottom. I have no clothes on my body, no food in my belly, and my upper and lower teeth are so cold that my upper and lower teeth are shattered. The more I think about it, the more sad I am. Why am I still alive? It's better to jump into a well and die! If you say people are going to be unlucky, your words will come true; if you say you jump into a well, there will be a well.

B Where is the merger?

A As soon as you go up the slope, you will find a vegetable garden. There is such a big well in the middle (gesture) that if three people jump in, no one can touch the other.

B What a big well.

A There is a shack next to it. There are two people sleeping in the shack. Don’t ask, they must be watching the food. When I saw there was no one around, I took advantage of this moment to unknowingly——

B Did you jump in?

A can’t jump!

B What?

A: You think, we are wise and cannot do secret things. I woke up one of the waiters and discussed with him. If he let me dance, I would dance with them. If he didn't let me dance, I would dance elsewhere. It didn't matter.

B I have never heard of it, waking someone up to jump into a well?

A: "Second brother, wake up." "Are you buying it?" "I'm not buying anything. I'll lend you my light and jump into the well." He was so frightened that his color changed, and he held on to me and wouldn't let go: "If you have any trouble, just tell me! More than 300 people in our village live by this well! If you jump in, it's over." The more he pulled me, the more I jumped.

B I really want to die!

A Who is really dead? I was trying to scare him. If he got scared, he would pay me dozens of dollars and I would be alive!

B Listen, what kind of behavior is this!

As soon as A yelled, the other one woke up: "Second one, are you yelling?" "Brother, come quickly, you see this person is going to jump." "Let go! He's going to jump early. There are also those who wake people up and jump into wells!"

This person B understands.

A "I said, who wants to jump into the well?" "Lend me your light!" "It's just you, is there anyone else?" This is a shameless statement. You have to make an alliance just to jump into the well. Brother? "It's just me." "It's easy for you to handle it alone. This is our own garden and our own well. We have been operating it for more than 30 years and we don't have a dancing master yet. There's nothing else to say, big brother. Let’s open it up!”

B, let’s see if you jump this time!

A He is so awesome at this place, he asked me to open it for him! "If I don't open a business for you, why don't I call you! If I die, I will die in the open. Tell the truth, this well has sweet water and bitter water?"

B Why do you ask this?

A Find some stairs to walk on.

B He said sweet water?

A Sweet water, I will not die. I am a miserable person and cannot let God do anything. I am looking for misery.

B He said bitter water?

A I will not die from bitter water. I am a miserable person. I have suffered all my life and I will not drink sweet water before I die!

B Hey! He said everything!

A. No matter what he says, I won’t die. He smiled at me: "You ask us about this water?"

B Is it sweet or bitter?

A "Half sweet but not bitter!"

B You can get whatever you want.

A has two properties: water. What a dual nature! You are a Sanqingzi! How dare you kill someone without saving them? Are you afraid of those who wear shoes when you are barefoot? I said I can't do it anymore, I'm really anxious!

B Beat them?

A I knelt down for them! Kneel there and talk nonsense to them.

B What nonsense are you talking about?

A "I've been hungry for three days and haven't eaten anything. Do you have any leftover food for me to eat? I will never forget your benefits as long as I live."

B Is this called nonsense? You are suing others!

A just bluffed those two away!

B He is so soft-hearted!

A "It is better for young people to learn something. You should have said this earlier. Are you going to scare us by jumping into a well? Secondly, let him get it." After a while, he brought me two cakes and half a casserole. Millet porridge. "Come on, you can even give me this pot!"

B, what do you want this pot for?

A There is such a thing as a beggar.

B This time I am scared of hunger.

A gave me another bundle of firewood and half a box of matches. "Go, go to the Earth Temple in the north. That's the place where our father-in-law is." When he came to the Earth Temple, he fanned the X (left wooden right hand), dusted the dust on the table, and lit the firewood. Okay, let's get rid of the cold air in the temple. Put the pot on, put the pancakes on it after eating, the porridge is hot, drink the porridge. Then I put the ashes of the firewood into the casserole, hugged the casserole, wrapped the cotton-padded jacket around me, and put my head on the incense burner. I have been sleeping like this for three days -

B seems to be sleeping but not sleeping .

A It’s my fault, I missed a night’s sleep (tax)!

B I will punish you for tax evasion!

A was here, seemingly asleep, when he heard the sound of a car outside the door, bang! Stopped. Two people got out of the taxi, one said: "Look for him!" The other said: "Don't worry, he can't go far, he must have entered the temple!"

B Maybe he caught the thief.

A If you catch someone breaking an open flame, shoot me later! As soon as I got scared, I jumped down and hid under the altar table to look out. The two people who came in didn't look like they were official officials.

What does B look like?

A was dressed as a follower, wearing a leather coat and holding an electric baton in his hand: "Take a photo - it's not here, come out!" I said: "It's not me." These two people As soon as they swarmed up, -

B tied you up?

A, just kneel down! Forget about calling me something nice.

B What did I call you?

A "Master Gu, who has offended you again? The old lady gave us three days, and the installment is the second day. If we can't find you tomorrow, we will have to be sent to the county! Master Gu , Come back with us!"

B Do you have relatives here?

A Who has relatives?

B Then why do you call me my aunt?

A I got the wrong person.

B That’s right.

A, I have to give you a clue: "Can you take a closer look at a young lady like me?" Mouth, I raised you up as a child, even the skin and bones are left. "These two people simply recognized the wrong person.

B Alas!

A He recognized the wrong person. Do you want me to go with him or not?

B Then go with him.

A, go with him? Let’s see what he is looking for. He is looking for his son or nephew to go with him. If he doesn’t find it when he gets there, why are you looking for it in vain? You have to give me a few bucks no matter what. As soon as I said I was standing, master, when I got there, I saw that it was not true. Do you think this beating is light?

B Then don’t go.

A Don’t go? I must starve to death in this temple.

B Do you have any ideas?

A asked him about it. If there are many men in his family, I won’t go there. The men will not be treated lightly. It doesn't matter if there are many women, just complain twice and run away.

B You are not talking about this. You are my aunt and you don’t know who I am?

A is talking about business, using my words to trick him: "Now that you two brothers are here, go back and tell him that I have no intention of committing suicide!"

B, you have no intention of dying at all!

A "Look, my clothes are in tatters. If I go back like this, who do you think I can deserve? I'll find a classmate to change my clothes before I go back tomorrow!" The follower said: " My dear, you are so confused. Who else is there in your family? The old lady is your hometown; Dare you laugh at me?" I didn't expect it to be an old widow with a girl (looking very proud).

B What are you going to do?

A Walk in the head. Get into the car with a casserole in your hand.

B Just throw away the casserole!

A layman. Throw it away? When I got there, I saw that no, there was no one left to beg for food!

B This time I was scared of hunger.

A The car was driving really fast, and the corner was coming. At the Guangliang gate in the north of the road, there are four locust trees, horse stones and horse stakes. The light bulb at the door is so big (gesture), it has more than 84,600 candles.

B Is there such a large number of candles?

A It shines like daytime. The attendant got off the car and shouted inside: "Meet my aunt!" More than two hundred people came out. The big ones, the small ones, the messengers, the servant girls, the old ladies, standing around like this made me afraid to get out of the car.

B What?

A It’s dark in the Earth Temple. Two people with four eyes are blinded no matter what.

There were more than 200 people and more than 400 eyes. One of them could tell: "This is not our grandpa!" Trouble! Not down? The car is at the door!

B What should I do?

A I have to show off my style, holding the casserole as if holding a purse, flicking my sleeves and covering my face: "Don't look like this!" Go in! With a quick grab, he snatched out the two taels of cotton from the cuffs!

B This time he became a jacket.

As soon as A entered the second door, he saw my old lady coming out of the upper room.

Do you know B?

A I don’t know him.

B Then how do you know?

A There is a reason. The one holding the arm between the two mothers must be my old lady. There was no one who helped my mother for a walk around the yard after dinner.

B Never heard of it!

A kneels down at the door and covers his face with his hands: "Oh my God, I'm back!"

B Are you still ashamed?

A Who is ashamed?

B Then why are you covering your face?

A I’m afraid she’ll see it!

B Right.

A The old lady said: "Oh! If I can't find it for two more days, you have to lie down outside. Sooner or later you will make me angry to death. Go inside!" Didn't see it! I was shivering from the cold outside, and I was covered in sweat when I entered the house.

B What?

A Surrounded by heating pipes, there are eight large stoves. They are all so tall, so thick, such a big stove plate, and such a big furnace eye (gesture). Eight tons of coal are only half poured into them! The flames shot up to nine feet high!

B Huh! Where is that room?

There are holes in the house!

B If there are no holes, then everything is intact!

A When I look in the mirror, my teeth are white. "Take me to the bathroom to take a bath."

B Is there a bathtub at home?

A Someone brought me six pieces of soap. I ate three pieces and washed three pieces.

B Why do you eat three pieces?

A This is called seeing the light inside and outside.

B This... cleanse the intestines!

After A took a shower, there was a small door here with "Changing Room" written on it. I went over to open the box and took a look. It was filled with lake crepe, buckle crepe, flowery crepe, etc. Kara, rattle, goose satin, Guan Ning silk, imitation satin; there are no coarse cloth, blue cloth, large white cloth, moon white, gray market, light wool blue.

B This kid is so poor!

A We know how to wear clothes, but we can’t make others laugh when we wear them.

B Of course.

A Wear three pieces of soft-topped trousers and jacket, three pieces of trousers and jacket, and three pieces of sweaters and woolen trousers. Wear a five-silk silk gown or a spun silk gown. Camel hair robe, velvet-lined cotton robe, and a coat worn outside the cotton robe. A leather jacket is worn outside the coat, a mandarin is worn outside the leather jacket, and a waistcoat is worn outside the mandarin jacket. Tie a bag, wear a straw hat, and wear a felt pullover.

B What virtue?

A. As soon as I sat down on the sofa, the old lady didn’t even mention the compliment.

How can B still praise you?

A "It's true that a man is just as good as his clothes and a horse is a saddle. I don't look good if I don't have a knife and a ruler. This knife and ruler——"

B Does it look good?

A "He has become a bear!"

B He has become a bear!

A "Have you eaten?" Why don't you show off when you come to your own home?

B ate it!

A "I haven't eaten anything for three days!"

B You should be more ambitious!

A It is so hungry that it feels uncomfortable. "Place western food for me." This is going to kill you!

B What?

A There are no chopsticks in Western food, just knives and forks, and I have never used them. He took a knife and poked it in his mouth, breaking his tongue.

B You should be careful.

A and I were about to drink when the old lady called my mother: "Go! Send a message to the lady, saying that his son-in-law is back and let them meet." This is a good opportunity. I have to see Miss.

If she's good-looking, I'll just put up with her; if she's not as good-looking as me...

B Then you're leaving?

A I can bear it too!

B I can’t stand it anymore!

A What to eat here!

B Did you eat it when you saw it?

A After a while, four little maids came with the young lady on their arms. They pulled the damper and oh! I took a look at this young lady! She looks so angry that the four beauties are angry.

B Please tell me.

A Smiling and praising Si, I hate Daji, Xi Shi is sick, and Concubine Yang is drunk. The fish is sinking and the geese are falling, the moon is closed and the flowers are ashamed. They are so modern and beautiful. Cut their heads and perm their hair!

B. How can you still be poor?

A has one foot inside the threshold and one foot outside the threshold. Seeing that I am happy first and then worried, this energy makes it difficult for me to learn!

B Are you studying?

A "Oh! Mister X is back?"

B Is there any English here?

A "Who offended you? Once you left, and now you left, the old lady still took care of us when she was alive, but when the old lady died, we had to show up with you! Looking at you, you are such a stranger. Unable to teach, shameless. Very annoying, very annoying, you are so annoying!"

B You are so annoying!

A The old lady said: "Don't bother talking, I will get married to you during the Chinese New Year." Chinese New Year? Eight years of waiting! The old woman beside me said kind words to me: "Old lady, you are getting more and more confused as you get older. My uncle comes and goes just to prevent the marriage from being consummated, and the young lady comes and falls sick to prevent the marriage from being consummated. You might as well do it as early as possible. That's it." The old lady said: "Okay! Check the imperial calendar." When I check the imperial calendar, Ding is Ding, Mao is Mao, today is a good day (showing a proud look)!

B What do you want to do?

A I changed my clothes again, wearing a red cross and a flower arrangement. The two main gates are hung with lanterns and colorful decorations. After worshiping heaven and earth, you enter the bridal chamber. When I got to the bridal chamber, I looked at it like this. I was so confused that everything fell to the ground. The bed was covered with a shiny satin mattress, a satin quilt, and pillows, pillows, and mandarin duck pillows. The young lady sat on the bed and smiled at me. I took a step towards the bed and it was amazing!

B What?

A The force used was too great. With a loud bang, I fell from the altar table to the ground. The casserole was broken, my cotton-padded jacket was caught, and my neck was injured!

B Aren’t you married?

A Where, I’m dreaming in the temple!

B Dreaming!