Who likes the model stickman's friends to know the school where all stickman members went?

Six classic quotations (super funny)

1. Aogou: "I think I am an idiot."

Don: "You think you are an idiot. What do you say? "

Aogou: "I actually know twenty idiots like Stickmen. I am an idiot. "

2. When there is a MRT, say "Brother Le" to the beep, and the beep will pass. -Aogou

3. Xiaoyu: "But it's really useless to be handsome here."

Prince: "It will be eaten by the pawn."

I was stupid enough to think that Aogou's drink was poured into my backpack and infiltrated into my pants, which were wet and I thought my feet couldn't walk. -Jacko

At first I said I didn't have a chin, but I was told all my life. -Jacko

6. But he didn't wear contact lenses. He told me who was who and where the tiger tooth was. -Jacko

7. What are you afraid of? My senior only took an m 16 rifle. You can drive a tank, but you can't even stand and sit. Just get down. -Brother.-B2

8. Don: "One day that little apple, alas, was eaten."

(William, Jiang Weiwen falls to the ground, and the prince holds William)

Aogou: "The little apple has been eaten. Are you crazy? "

Aogou: "All the side dishes have been taken away."

Awei (excitedly): "Did you take the side dishes? Small dishes ... "

Awei: "A man was taken away by a motorcycle."

Xiaoxiang: "There is a fish. It was hungry and became a crocodile. "

Pang: "Then you will become mosquito-repellent incense when you die."

9. Xiaojie pushed the prince out to dance.

Awei: "The netizens all saw it. It was pushed by Xiaojie. "

Xiaojie: "See you in the discussion area! ! ! "

Brother B2 (narrator): "Xiaojie, you really have balls. You don't care about the prince's 100 thousand army You don't even know where you are when you breathe. "

10. What is the strongest? Whether your grandmother gave birth to a baby or a hen gave birth to an egg. It's no use meeting her stiff. -Brother B2

1 1. This master is really inscrutable. Look at his stupidity. Please get rid of the stupid ghost in his head as soon as possible, otherwise it will hurt people. -Brother.-B2

12. (Quiz: What is the best shroud for the dead? )

(Xiaoyu's answer is a white T-shirt. )

Xiao Yu: "Yes, the shirt is very white, that is, the shroud, the kind that helps animals see a doctor." (In big letters: That's the vet. )

13. (quiz: a martial arts star named "tiger"? )

(Xiaoyu's answer is Woods)

(Big word: Yang Qiyu chaos)

"Xiao Yan scribbled from beginning to end."

Xiaoyu: "Ah, Tiger Woods, ("Is he a martial arts star ") him? Martial arts star? I thought it was a golf star. "

14. "You can feed them chocolate in any way."

"Then I'll shoot."

"By shooting?"

"no! Just kidding! "

Brother b2 Narrator: Which diviner are you? Why do you jump so much? Tony, this is no place for you. The earth is very dangerous. Hurry back to Mars. "

15. You are called to take off your ass ... pants and fart. William

16. Yang Qiyu, handsome, handsome, is he as handsome as me? -Jacko

17. awei: "Because they filmed our director Ke for the first time, and then Director Ke filmed Xiaojie while filming Xiaojie, but the posture was not adjusted well. Director ke said, that little hero, lower his chin a little. I didn't know what to say on the spot. His chin is already very closed, and Xiaojie is dragging a very embarrassing face, which is super funny. "

Brother b2: Jiang Weiwen, it's great that someone finally found your chin. Next time, I'll invite the director to the show and let him tell me how he found your chin.

18. Xiaoyu: "And Sister Fan, I think my most unbalanced thing is (Fan:" Why? " Xiao Xun and he are not boyfriend and girlfriend in the play, so they can kiss each other. She and I are boyfriend and girlfriend, and I have never even held hands. "

Don: "I tell you, yes, there is a resentment around you now."

"Resentment, very lost, including these two?"

"That's right."

Xiaojie: "We (Xiaojie and William) didn't talk. Your side is unbalanced. "

Xiaoyu: "I wish you two could kiss at home!" " "

19. Prince: "Xiaoyu actually kissed Xiao Xun in the brown sugar macchiato, so I used it second-hand."

Awei: "Look, Xiao Xun kissed all our Stickmen."

Prince: "Ben kissed me (Fan:" Really "), and Xiao Yu kissed me, really."

Don: "Xiao Xun is simply a man eater. Do you know that cannibalism is for men? "

Brother b2 narrator: Master misunderstood. After lollipops finished their experiences, I came to the conclusion that Xiaoxun won't eat men because she always eats lollipops. "

20. Don: "This new class of Didi, right, brothers, this ... yes, give it to them. If they really come to act, which Didi do you think is good? Just point out one. What role is A Liang suitable for? "

William: "Plastic Spring and Autumn."

Don: "What about Eason? Eason，”

Xiaoyu: "Batman."

2 1. awei should play against the master.

Don: "I want to have a fight with him. We are not right. Don't hit my face in the future. "

Xiao Xiang: "Action."

Awei: "The East is not there ..."

The audience laughed wildly.

Don: "You are crazy. Mix. "

"If the East is not here, I will scare you first."

"Where is the East?"

Xiaoxiang: "Pat 2"

A Wei: "Dong Fangbubai."

"Too fixed, too fixed."

Don: "You are crazy."

22. One Wei is enough. We know you're good at flipping. Once you turn it over, it's handsome, the second time it's funny, and the third time it's cut off. -Brother.-B2

23. Prince: "But I want to ask if that head (bald head) is Xiaojie or William, because William is bald and Xiaojie is Master Roshi."

William: "I didn't notice baldness either, okay?" If the hairline is high, it can be said that people are bald. "

Brother b2: Don't be afraid to admit it, William. Dr. Li Can, let me show you. If a person is embarrassed, he can find Ito (he is bald). Maybe there is a discount for two people.

24. William: "Do you want to imitate grapefruit?"

Xiaojie: "Do you still need to imitate this? You are simply insulting me. "

William: "All right."

Brother b2: There is no need to imitate this. The two brothers are the same. They are all looking for their lost chins. Come back quickly.

25.(ABC and the tank show "That Day" is over)

Don: "What do you think of their singing skills?"

"I have to ask my brother."

"Yu elder brother ..."

Xiao Yu: "I think the two of them just sing really well, but they stand too far away, just as if they are not familiar at all." If they want to interact, they can force such a group. Yes, they can have some interaction, or they can get closer, hold hands and kiss. "

26. Why should I play Dong Fangbubai? I want to play ghost stories. basis

27. (Aogou plays Yang Guo)

Yang Guo's left hand is useless.

"Wrong, why can I take a sword?"

Aogou: "Because my right hand needs a microphone."

Brother b2: As a great soldier, you shouldn't hold a microphone. If you have something to say, you can spread it thousands of miles. Why did you abuse that broken hand?

28. I'm Yue Buqun, because I'm a loner-Tiger Tooth.

29. awei (singing): "What can I do ~ You don't love me ~"

Brother B2' s narrator: Mr awei doesn't want to drag money. He just wants you to comment. He doesn't want to hear you sing. Luckily, he just scratched his ear. Oh, don't hurt my ears.

30. Xiaojie: "I tell you, if this person is taught by awei, you must thank him on graduation day, otherwise he will be angry."

Awei: "I won't."

Don: "Wait a minute, so we have to admit that he is a master. This is what we want, isn't it? "

"Finally, I must thank awei."

Aogou: "The stick man takes credit for being king."

3 1. Tang Zhu: "Focus, who do you think awei will choose?"

Xiao Yu: "awei should not choose Gao."

Don: "Why? ("Yes, he does") Discrimination against tall people "

Xiao Yu: "Isn't it true that his head went up when he lectured like this, and his head went up like this. It was very tired and very

William: "I think he should choose a square face."

Brother b2 Narrator: Oh, please don't. Some people in Stickmen inherited a chin, so I don't need this face. Don't keep passing on things you don't want.

32. Tank: "Actually, I really want to learn music, and then I can ask you any questions in the future."

Xiao Yu: "OK, OK ..."

Tank: "OK?"

Xiao Yu: "Some other time."

"Don't! ! "

Tank: "Can I play the guitar?"

Xiaoyu: "Sure ... Do you have MSN?"

Tank: "Yes."

Xiaoyu: "Then you give it to Xiaojie, and I'll ask him again!" " "

Xiaojie = professional secretary

Don: "William, who do you think it will be?"

William: "I think, well, Chopin tricked him into playing mahjong because he couldn't play mahjong."

34. Xiaoyu: "Mix, do you have msn?" Give it to Jacko later. I will ask him for it. "

Xiaojie: "Give it to me again! ! "

35. William, you have to trust your sister. When the square cake and the square cake are together, there will be a square cake. People are different, don't think too much. Brother b2

36. What's your name? William is fine.

People say that making mistakes can improve a lot, which is a great feeling. However, in view of your sincerity in beating yourself, can you do it five times again? Brother b2

38. Tang Zhu: "Xiao Yu, if it is your junior ..."

Xiaoyu: "When I was a junior, I was basically not good."

Don: "Come on, think of something good."

Xiaoyu: "OK, I'll sign it for you!" " "

William is showing off his present.

Xiaoyu: "Wait a minute, are we going to show the presents now?"

"Yes ..."

(Big word: Yuyu)

Don: "You are very talented."

Xiao Yu: "I have ... actually I have."

"Did you ..."

Don: "There is really something to show."

Xiaoyu: "Everyone passes sugar. (Master:" What is this? " ), usually this is used when the university wants to be sisters, ("and then?" ) William, William told me. "

Xiaoxiang: "How can this be? How can this be? How can this be used?"

Xiao Yu: "Do you know why Duo Duo has survived so many knockout rounds? ("Why?" This is the candy I gave him. "

40. You just need to eat one of your inspirations, and "Bo" will come out like this. -Xiaoyu

4 1. Xiaojie: "The most important thing in the knockout is to review. There is the most important coffee in the comments. ("What?" ) Super A coffee, Andy. Look at me. Xiaojie enjoys coupons. I'm telling you, this is amazing. Before your elimination, if you are elected as my junior today, I will put in a good word in front of Andy's brother. "

Aogou: "Do you know why I won the championship before? ("Why?" ) I asked Xiaojie to help me! "

42. awei: "Well said, I am the king of dancing."

Xiaojie: "Really, are you waiting for this?"

Aogou: "I am the king of dancing ~! ! ! "

43. I make friends with Xiaojie because I like him. -Aogou

44. Xiaole, you and I are the best, so .. go back and sit down. -Xiaoyu

45. It is obvious that awei is taking revenge, so children can't learn. Besides, you should choose your friends carefully. -Brother.-B2

46. Little Yu Can can't dance. I'm Andy, the rock brother.

47. Because she is also quiet, like a prince, if the two of them combine, the child born should not be able to speak. -awei

48. An old dog, a biscuit and two narcissists are all carved from the same mold. No wonder everyone has problems-brother-B2.

49. Sweet honey, you sing sweet honey, like adding sugar to your body, and you have diabetes. Brother b2

50. Aogou (to Andy): "Dad ... you should remember to take care of my son when I am away. My son is awei, a little mentally retarded. "

Awei: "Dad ... Grandpa ... Grandpa."

Aogou: "Dad, please."

Awei: "Dad, don't go ... Dad, don't go ..."

Yuhan: "don't leave me ... then who will help me wash dishes and clothes?"

Aogou: "I ... I really want to leave you, because neither of our sons is very clever."

Awei: "Boo-hoo ... Dad! You ... "

Brother b2: You are really tired to be yourself. You'd better be hypocritical. If you are too honest, you will have a hard life.

5 1. You finally became my dancer. -Jacko

52. I think his sword play is very cheap. Miss Ranbo.

53. I think my dad is handsome. He recently traveled to Hualien with my mother, and then he fell off the mountain on his bike, and then his hand was broken! He broke his wrist here and then drove from Hualien to Kaohsiung. His hand was broken and he drove with one hand. -Xiaoyu

54. I took an X for my dad. Only my dad can hold an O-dad. I support you! -Jacko

55. Don: "You have a scratch on your neck, don't you?"

Pig: "no ... it was because the one who held the concert yesterday accidentally got it."

Master (surprised): "I'm hurt, Heavenly King. How is that possible? Our fans will cry. "

Pig: "Is it necessary to exaggerate?"

Don: "I want to set off your momentum, please."

Pig: "Is the injury very imposing?"

Don: "This shows that you are very popular. Okay, okay ... "

Piglet: "Being hurt means being popular, doesn't it?" Everyone falls down together, hurry up. "

(Ao Gou, Xiaojie pretends to fall)

Brother b2: Aogou, you are so obedient. You really want to be popular, right? It's not enough to fall down. Somebody get me a chainsaw and I'll help you.

56. I think he sang this song really well and changed it well, but this song will go to the recycle bin later. -Xiaoyu

57. Wow, you can't sing Chinese well, but you still have to sing Japanese? -awei

58. I think we should throw away a lot of old cloth and new ones. -awei

59. Is rock and roll really difficult to get along with? Very personal. That's it, Xiaoyu. -Aogou

60. Don: "Little monkeys can also have solos, right? How about a solo? "

Monkey: "It's not on the broken top."

Master: "Oh dear! It doesn't matter! Runduo is a fart! "

Brother b2: Don, do you know how many staff members were hurt by this sentence? Our script was written so hard that you thought it was a fart. You ate my script.

6 1. Xiaoyu, don't lose us. -Aogou

62. Don: "So, Mr. A Xin, the part about' Rock you, Rock you'."

A Xin: "I think it's very good. I just saw the eighth wonder of the world. Guitar doesn't play and it has sound. "

63. Hello, everyone, we are the chorus angel ................, the lead singer. -awei &; William