1. If you have the ability, you will love me for life. Can you do it?

I like making friends, especially girlfriends.

3, the big chest does not love, the small chest does not love.

4, because the secretary works when something happens, and works when nothing happens.

Every time I miss a girl, I stick a brick on my body, so there is the Great Wall.

6. What do you say you are when I don't love you?

7. One woman loves you, that is you are handsome, and two women love you, that is you.

Although money is like dirt, you can't pee anywhere.

9. Corporate culture is a tool invented by capitalists to make horses run fast and prevent them from eating grass.

10, and sometimes people are not human. Are you human?

1 1. I won't attack if people don't attack me. If you touch my bottom line, I will kill you.

12, he is the only one who can make Yao Ming look up.

13, in fact, those beautiful women are innocent, just beautiful.

14, don't shout everywhere that the world has abandoned you, but the world doesn't belong to you.

15, there is no cure for people who distort the goodwill of others forever.

16, hey, buddy, pay attention. I suggest you clean the leek between your teeth before grinning.

17, the following sentence is the most realistic sentence.

18, hold your hand, no matter where I am, I feel like I'm heading for heaven.

19, love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget love.

20. In today's society, all bosses want to have a secretary around them.

2 1. The man made money and wanted to divorce his wife.

22. Never leave a name when doing good deeds. I'm Liu Wenbo, a public educator in China.

23, once the spring goes to the beauty, the flowers fall and people die.

24. When I love you, you are what you say.

25, more money, less life, bless brother Zhang, this year, just earned seven or eight hundred million.

Before I miss a girl, I put a brick on the mountain. So there was the Great Wall.

27. You can do it. You are full of energy. If you were really awesome, maybe you wouldn't be standing here today.

28. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs; Sometimes people are not people. Are you human? I like making friends, especially girlfriends.

29. The difference between a man and a pig is that a pig is a pig.

30. Don't be a giant in words and a dwarf in action. That dream is always a dream!

3 1. The farthest journey is from one person's body to one person's heart, and from one person's heart to another.

Just think about what to eat tomorrow, and life will be full of hope.

33. All grandfathers come from grandchildren.

Looking at the girl's calm appearance, I suddenly found the feeling of tempering my will in life.

35. There is another sentence for those women who love me.

Everything in this world can be fake, but the only thing I can't stand is that the money in my hand is fake.

37. This book has its own colorful childhood dreams; Books have their own simple shadow of middle age; Books have their own red days in old age.

38. I like shaking my head, and I like to shoot flat and sideways. Wechat's vows of eternal love can be deceived. You're embarrassed when you have sex.

I allow you to enter my world, but absolutely not. You walk in my world.

40, Qianshan is always full of love, plus QQ.

4 1, I think you are on the road of two, walking step by step and never getting lost.

42, hair must be short, talk must shout, big gold chain leaks, B, wait a minute, thieves have factions.

Don't lose hope, you never know what will happen tomorrow.

44. Goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and pour the water, light the pot!

45, smoking and drinking, more and more, roller skating cartridge guns, each take what you need, shake up.

When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. In old age, mirrors are flat.

47. If the weather doesn't give me a way out, I'll find my own way. If the ground doesn't give me a smooth road, I'll step on it myself.

I can't give you happiness tonight, but I can make you comfortable.

49. Society is progressing. In today's society, people always like one-night stands.

50. Dear, I love you as loyal as RMB. Are you satisfied?

5 1, this sentence is for the woman I love.

52. I always stare at the sunrise, and I am homeless and sad at sunset.

53. Send the following words to the women around you and in society.

Life is a school, where misfortune is a better teacher than happiness.

55, affectionate seeds, encounter ruthless bitch.

56. Because Brother Numb always thinks that the world without opponents is the most terrible.

57. Society is progressing, and men like one-night stands.

58. "Nanjing Nanjing! This film uses a lot of personification techniques.

As a man, only when he can support his family, career and love.

60. Those who give us private advice and point out our mistakes are true friends.

For thousands of years, many young girls have tried their best to make him laugh.

62. The affectionate seed meets the heartless bitch.

63. People who make me cry will definitely make you bleed.

64. Don't sleep late every day, just sleep at 2 pm; Don't get up too early in the morning, just get up at 5 o'clock.

65. But sometimes people are not people. Are you human?

66. I wonder whose wife is lying in your bed tonight.

67. Hey, it feels good. Do some wonderful moves.

68. If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.

69. You bitch like to take advantage too much. If you took someone else's real hand short, you would have been paraplegic.

70, what the fuck is fine? It's all settled.

7 1. Is the departure of leaves the pursuit of the wind or the non-retention of leaves?

72. People say that men have gold under their legs, but my brother hid the whole leg and didn't even find a copper coin.

73. It is polite to smile at those self-righteous women.

You said you could wait for me. Yes, you did. You found someone to wait with you.

75. Life is really interesting. Life always fucking plays with me.

The headmaster said that if one day I wouldn't leave a virgin on the earth.

77. The teacher really wants to see your better performance in the next class!

78. If you have the ability, you will love me all your life. Can you do it?

79. Don't be a giant in words and a dwarf in action. Dreams are always dreams.

80. I will let your name appear in my household registration book one day.

When a man can't make money, his wife wants to divorce him.

82. Men pay love for B, while women pay B for love.

I don't know whose bed your wife is in.

84. If the ground won't let me level the road, I will level it myself.

85. I didn't sleep well last night, and the snoring of the girl next door bothered me all night.

86. This question is so creepy, outrageous and crazy.

87. There is no despair, only desperate people.

88. At present, the standard of successful men in society is to be busy during the day and at night.

89. He was walking in the street, and many people accidentally saw him.

90. Don't shout everywhere that the world has abandoned you. The world does not belong to you.

9 1, the fate of dust has always been like water, and it is rare to shed tears. Why bother? Don't be sentimental, love to hurt yourself.

92. I don't know whose wife is lying in your bed tonight. I don't know whose bed your wife is lying in.

93. Give me a girl. I can create a country.

94. If you can't dress a woman in a wedding dress, don't untie her underwear.

95. Our family usually eats noodles at noon, at night and in the morning on major holidays.

96. Recruit to the Golden Gate Sightseeing Pier near Gulangyu Island in Xiamen: illegal cross-border sightseeing, beware of bullets being swept away.

97. It snows and slides on the ground. Get up when you fall, don't blame women for being heartless. See if you're numb.

98. As long as you take me seriously, your business is my business.

99. I have no culture. I am looking for bricks.

100, a person all his life, half drunk, half awake and half floating.

10 1, slide out of the ice and fire and climb out of the fascinating new world. Who gave all this, or thank the party.

102, the following words are sent to people who pretend to be B.

103, men hate people who seduce their wives, especially those who give up halfway.

104, the society is progressing, and people who are bosses always want to have a secretary around them.

105, dear, I love you as loyal as RMB. Are you satisfied?

106, go to work earlier than chicken, and get off work later than chicken.

107, this is Tokyo 1 1 degree, 8 degrees north latitude, the world of singing and dancing, welcome to you.

108, everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm handsome and low-key.

109, men can be romantic, but not dirty, women can be romantic, but not abortion.

1 10, the mood is not high these days. Do you call young people?

1 1 1, the next sentence is for those sweet lovers.

1 12, you have your principles and I have my personality. It's not what you said, but what I did!

1 13, I can't satisfy everyone because I'm not RMB.

1 14. If you often don't eat on time, you have to take medicine on time.

1 15, if you can't dress your woman in a wedding dress.

1 16, then don't untie her underwear.

1 17, these days, you are not angry. Are you a young man?

1 18, he initiated the earthquake and tsunami in Japan.

1 19, friends who were defeated by Brother Numb, I hope you will cheer up soon.

120, over the years, my understanding of myself can be summarized as: six words, relatively hard work, relatively hard work.

12 1. If the weather doesn't give me a way out, I'll find my own way.

122, whenever I meet someone pretending to be B, I always keep my head down.

123, and many more. I feel it when I say it, but it's not very fun when I write it. Do you have anything to add?

124, there are flowers in spring, months in autumn, cool breeze in summer and snow in winter. If you don't mind your own business, this is a good time on earth.

125, singing and dancing, gathering together, handsome men and beautiful women, trendy and surging.

126. Picking up girls is like hanging buttons. Coax him for two hours every day, and it will soon be sunny.

127, I can't satisfy everyone because I'm not RMB. And because not everyone is human.

128, SAO to SAO. Coquettish and virtuous. Cheap to cheap. Cheap and dignified.

129, aimed at different people around and in society.

130, when everyone agrees, everyone is wrong.

13 1. What age is this? There is no sense of hooliganism at all.

132, when I think of it, the horizon is close at hand; Once I think about it, it's far away.

133, a new socialist world, what can we do without society? Wolves eat meat wherever they go, and are beaten wherever they are forced.

134, there is only one difference between talent and genius. Therefore, talent is good, and genius is always a bit stupid.

135, and because not everyone is human.

136, everyone's starting line is the same, the key is to use different means of transportation.

137, a good brother will never ask you right or wrong, only who your opponent is.

138, these days, I'm not angry, so call me a young man.

139, relaxed rhythm, chic life, welcome to this different electronic music era.

140, I am still a young man, from Harbin, Heilongjiang, in the north of China, in the prime of my life.

14 1. Fashion is easy. Let the value of your decorations exceed your intrinsic value, and you will be fashionable.

142, today you pick up garbage, maybe tomorrow you will pick up garbage, come on!

143, men mix their good hair upside down, while women mix their good clothes upside down and wear less.

144, beaming, trying to help, making progress happily every day.

145, I can't make you happy tonight, but I can definitely make you comfortable.

146, the early bird catches the worm.

147, ask less whether others should or not, and ask more if you are worth it.

148, I want to tell every girl I love.

149, I want to tell the girl I like. My love for you is as loyal as RMB.

Mc Zero 202 1 classic quotations

1, the teacher really wants to see your better performance in the next class!

When everyone has the same idea, everyone is wrong.

People who always distort the goodwill of others are hopeless.

4. Go to work earlier than the chicken and get off work later than the chicken.

5. Once you think about it, your vision is close at hand; Once I think about it, it's far away.

6. There is no despair, only desperate people.

7. Once you go to Qiu Lai in spring, the flowers fall and everyone dies.

8. Give me a girl. I can create a country.

9. A person lives a lifetime, half drunk, half awake and half floating.

10, the early bird gets the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird.

1 1. Never leave a name for doing good. I'm Liu Wenbo, a public educator in China.

12, in fact, those beautiful women are innocent, just beautiful.

13, if you often don't eat on time, you have to take medicine on time.

14, money is like dirt, but you can't pee anywhere.

15, I didn't sleep well last night, and the snoring of the girl next door bothered me all night.

16, I always stare at the homeless sadness that rises day by day and sinks month by month.

17, Goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and add water, light the pot and cover it!

Don't lose hope, you never know what will happen tomorrow.

19, this question is so creepy, so outrageous and so crazy.

20. Those who give us private advice and point out our mistakes are true friends.

Health is a school, but unfortunately it is a better teacher than happiness.

22. "Nanjing! Nanjing! This film uses a lot of personification techniques.

There is only one difference between talent and genius. Therefore, talent is good, and genius is always a bit stupid.

24, dust has always been like water, it is rare to cry, why bother? Don't be sentimental, love to hurt yourself.

25, hey buddy, pay attention, I suggest you clean the leeks between your teeth before grinning.

Holding your hand, no matter where I am, I want to run to heaven.

27. Looking at the girl's calm appearance, I suddenly found the feeling of tempering my will in life.

Fashion is easy. Let the value of your decorations exceed your intrinsic value, and you will be fashionable.

When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. In old age, mirrors are flat.

30. Our family usually eats noodles at noon, at night and in the morning on major holidays.

3 1, and many more. I feel it when I say it, but it's not very fun when I write it. Do you have anything to add?

32. Recruit to Jinmen Sightseeing Pier near Gulangyu Island, Xiamen: illegal cross-border sightseeing, beware of bullets being swept away.

33. I see that you are on the road to the second, step by step, and you have never gone wrong.

34, don't sleep late every day, just sleep at 2 pm; Don't get up too early in the morning, just get up at 5 o'clock.

35. You bitch like to take advantage too much. If you took someone else's real hand short, you would have been paraplegic.

36. The longest journey is from one's body to another's heart, and from one's heart to another's.

37. There are flowers in spring, moons in autumn, cool breeze in summer and snow in winter. If you don't mind your own business, this is a good time on earth.

38. If people don't attack me, I won't attack. If you touch my bottom line, I will kill you.

39. This book has its own colorful childhood dreams; Books have their own simple shadow of middle age; Books have their own red days in old age.

40. Corporate culture is a tool invented by capitalists to make horses run fast and prevent them from eating grass.

4 1. Successful people spend time pursuing important or interesting things, and they make time to participate in activities that help to balance their lives.

42. When you feel sad and miserable, you'd better learn something. Learning will make you invincible forever.

43. Teacher, the question in your qq space is why birds fly up and down. What is the password? Because it is lonely.

44. The quickest and most reliable way to tame fear and establish conceit is to do what you are afraid of until you succeed.

45. Four senses (describing entertainment talent show as uncultured) The judges have a mantra: sense of picture, three-dimensional sense, texture and layering.

46. You can't do this problem. If so, 1 is very contradictory. It must call out who I am a thousand times in my heart. .

47. The world is absolutely unfair. Either you obey or you tilt the balance to yourself, otherwise you shouldn't blame others, it's useless.

When the sky is still blue and the clouds are still clear, you shouldn't cry, because my departure doesn't take away your world.

49. This place is not generally desolate. I saw a bird yesterday and wanted to shit here. Seeing this situation, I don't even have the courage to fly.

50. If you are a handsome guy, you must be a man. Look at me if you can't figure it out (the teacher thinks he is handsome). The students said I couldn't figure it out.

5 1. At the current rate of rising house prices, I don't want to afford a set of affordable housing. I just hope I can afford an affordable grave when I get old.

52. Patriotism in peacetime means doing ordinary things, creating ordinary achievements and doing trivial things for the prosperity of the motherland. This is patriotism.

53. I saw a black man yesterday and said politely, look, nigger! The other person smiled very gentlemanly and said, which is B?

54. Fate is powerless, which is beyond our control. What we can do is to cherish the short time when karma met.

55. What is happiness? That's with you; What is helplessness? Today is Valentine's Day, but I can't be with you. what is love ? That is the feeling between you and me!

Students can understand what it means to move from one place to another. My wife says the difference is that the opposite sex can't move. Very good! Even if I meet the opposite sex, I want to move to his house.

57. When it's cold, my concern heats up; My concern, swaying with the wind; My thoughts drip when it rains; My blessing, fly when it snows! Leave my body temperature on the message and send you the warm winter sun!

58. According to divination, your feelings were very dull in the first 30 years. This year, I think the next 30 years will definitely improve. Thirty years after the other person said a word, you get used to this dullness.

59. No matter what you do, don't forget mindfulness, and do everything with your heart. Neither form nor appearance is practice, and there is nothing to practice except mind.

60, in the vast sea of people, constantly meet, constantly separate, cry, happiness, until exhausted. When the cold in winter gradually dissipates, something called the ending will naturally appear.

202 1mc Zero Classic Quotations

1, a man wants to divorce his wife after making money.

2. Don't be a giant in words and a dwarf in action. Dreams are always dreams.

Then don't unbutton her underwear.

When a man can't make money, his wife wants to divorce him.

5. If you can't dress your woman in a wedding dress.

6. In today's society, all bosses want to have a secretary around them.

I can't give you happiness tonight, but I can make you comfortable.

8. This sentence is for the woman I love.

9, these days, don't be angry, call young people.

Classic sentence 10 and the first sentence of 2000 degrees zero.

1 1, life is so funny, life always fucking plays with me.

12, the ground won't let me level the road, so I will level it myself.

13. What do you say you are when I don't love you?

14. Is the departure of leaves the pursuit of the wind or the non-retention of leaves?

15, the following sentence is the most realistic sentence.

16. If you have the ability, you will love me for life. Can you do it?

17, I have no culture, looking for bricks.

18, the society is progressing, and men like to play one-night stands.

19, the following words are sent to people who pretend to be B.

20, affectionate seeds, encounter ruthless bitches.

2 1, dear, I love you as loyal as RMB. Are you satisfied?

The next sentence is for those sweet lovers.

I like making friends, especially girlfriends.

24. I wonder whose wife is lying in your bed tonight.

25, because when something happens, the secretary works, and when nothing happens, the secretary works.

26. If the weather doesn't give me a way out, I'll find my own way.

27. Because not everyone is human.

28. Give it to different people around you and in society.

29, let me cry, I will let you stay blood.

30. It is polite to smile at those self-righteous women.

3 1. Every time I miss a girl, I stick a brick on my body, so there is the Great Wall.

If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.

33. When I love you, you are what you say.

34. I can't please everyone because I'm not RMB.

35. Whenever I meet someone who pretends to be B, I always keep my head down.

36. Send the following words to women around me and in society.

37. I will let your name appear in my household registration book one day.

38. People are sometimes not people. Are you human?

39. All grandfathers come from grandchildren.

40. Love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget love.

4 1, men pay love for B, and women pay B for love.

42. Everyone says I'm ugly, but in fact I'm handsome and low-key.

43. The difference between a man and a pig is that a pig is a pig.

44. Don't shout everywhere that the world has abandoned you. The world does not belong to you.

45. I want to tell every girl I love.

46. I don't know whose bed your wife is.

47. There is another sentence for those women who love me.

202 1 zero classic quotations

1, the mood is not high these days. Should I call you young?

I like you so much that you will die.

The quieter the tree is, the more I love it. He is not there.

4. A woman's lack of talent is virtue. I must be too wicked.

5. Sleepy in spring, sleepy in autumn, sleepy in summer and sleepless in winter.

6. Never leave a name when doing good deeds. I'm Liu Wenbo, an education official in China.

As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman.

8. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

9. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix kindergartens!

10, I didn't sleep well last night, and the snoring of the girl next door bothered me all night.

1 1, everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm handsome and low-key.

12, SAO to SAO. Coquettish and virtuous. Cheap to cheap. Cheap and dignified.

13, money is like dirt, but you can't pee anywhere.

14, hold your hand and you will know that your son is ugly and his face is full of tears.

15, drink medicine, pass the bottle, hang yourself with a rope, and send the jumper off with a handkerchief.

16, during the episode of intermittent depression, don't disturb strangers or find acquaintances.

17, society is progressing, and people who are bosses always want to have a secretary around them.

18, this question is so creepy, so outrageous and so crazy.

19, God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still made my heart ache and tired.

Please don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.

I can't make you happy tonight, but I can make you comfortable.

22. I am a passerby who you turn around and forget. Why should I spend time with you on earth?

23. I was also an infatuated seed, but it rained and drowned.

24. Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?

I can't give you sex tonight, but I can make you comfortable.

26. My advantages are: I am handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome.

27. If the weather doesn't give me a way out, I'll find my own way. If the ground doesn't give me a smooth road, I'll step on it myself.

I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.

29. Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

30. Men can be romantic, but not obscene. Women can be romantic, but they can't have abortions.

3 1, what is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.

32. If you can't dress a woman in a wedding dress, don't untie her underwear.

33. Hey, guys, pay attention. I suggest you clean the leek between your teeth before grinning.

34. If you have time to learn Feng Shui, you can make up for the regret that you can't afford a good house before you die.

35. I see that you are on the road to the second, step by step, and you have never gone wrong.

36. I am convinced that someone will come to this world because of my torture.

37. I want to tell the girl I like. My love for you is as loyal as RMB.

Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.

39. Teenagers are not reckless, but they are bold. I wonder where the theme came from when they were old.

40. Since you don't find my way, I'll find it myself. Isn't it spiritual to call young people these days?

4 1, watching the girl calm, suddenly found the feeling of honing her will in life.

42. The following sentence is the most realistic: men pay love for B, and women pay B for love.

43. Society is progressing. Men like one-night stands. I don't know whose wife is lying in your bed tonight.

44. The story of the stone tells us that everything we really love is ultimately scattered, and everything we mix and match is ultimately reunited.

45. Being good to yourself is because life is not long, and being good to people around you is because next life is impossible.

46. In today's society, all bosses want to have a secretary around them, because the secretary works when something happens.

47. I can't satisfy everyone because I'm not RMB. And because not everyone is human.

48, don't sleep late every day, just sleep at 2 pm; Don't get up too early in the morning, just get up at 5 o'clock.

49. When men make money, they want to divorce their wives. If a man doesn't make money, his wife wants to divorce him.

50. I can't please everyone because I'm not RMB. And because not everyone is human.

5 1, in the workplace, I should be like Conan with a domineering attitude of letting others die wherever I go.

52. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

I wonder whose wife is lying in your bed tonight. I don't know whose bed your wife is lying in.

54. Many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but love that can be buried underground is better than a corpse in the street.

55. Our family usually eats noodles at noon, at night and in the morning on major holidays.

56. There is another sentence for those women who love me: If you have the ability, you will love me for life. Can you do it? .

57. The following sentence is for young people with dreams: Don't be a giant in words and a dwarf in action.

58. Some people are as smart as the weather and changeable. Some people are as stupid as the weather forecast, and they can't tell when the weather changes.

It is said that people have only two choices: get busy dying or get busy living. I think I have a third option: I'm busy waiting for death.

60. You can't do this problem. If so, 1 is very contradictory. It must call out who I am a thousand times in my heart.