Dear adult records

I was wrong. I decided to make a profound review. Although I know I neglected you yesterday, it has caused irreparable loss and great trauma to your young mind. I'm afraid even a review can't calm you down, but I still want to review, because I won't be at peace for a day without fully realizing my mistakes. So please forgive my selfishness, let you see my review and remember that sad night.

Yesterday, I blamed myself for not sticking to my mobile phone post all the time, but going fishing with the old man Duke of Zhou early. Looking back now, I am really worried. You said Duke Zhou was still a man and a bad old man. You turned a blind eye to me when I lost my wife as beautiful as flowers and pure as jade. Why do you think I went fishing with Duke Zhou?

LP, I was wrong. Although I don't know where I am wrong yet, I know I must be wrong. Now I'm trying to sum it up. I don't know if it's right. If there is anything wrong, please criticize and correct me, and I will definitely go back and deeply understand:

1. Last night, I was wrong, because my ears didn't work, and I didn't hear you calling me.

2. The mistake is that I didn't pick up Liu Liu's phone at the first time and hear your voice, which led to no one answering my phone after you called, and I still didn't get a call from my friend;

I made a mistake of making friends carelessly. Damn Liu Liu can't tell you whether I'm sleeping or not, which makes you misunderstand that I deliberately ignore you.

4. It's all my fault. I shouldn't have gone shopping after work yesterday, picked people up at the station and washed clothes, and didn't allocate my energy to your head reasonably;

5. It's all my fault. My broken TV set doesn't play my favorite TV.

6. It's all my fault. The quilt is very comfortable as a cushion, and I feel sleepy when I lie down. Such a comfortable life for a long time will kill my fighting spirit;

7. It is strange that there is a child in the neighbor's house who doesn't go to bed until 9: 00 or 10, but they actually sent the child home the day before yesterday, without considering my feelings at all;

8. Blame me me for buying a new mobile phone, and I haven't had enough conditioned reflex to the ringing of the mobile phone;

9. I was bitten by mosquitoes and couldn't sleep every night, but yesterday all the mosquitoes were smoked away by mosquito-repellent incense. It's their fault!

Don't think that I would write such a boring thing as Ten Reasons. I won't.

For the above mistakes I made, I decided to have a deep understanding and correct them immediately from now on. From now on, I will put you in my heart wholeheartedly, not confused, not making mistakes, and I must be half-hearted to you.

I decided to make the following corrections, please ask adult LP for advice.

1, listen to music when you are not at work to ensure the sensitivity of your ears;

2. No matter when in the future, even if it is Liu Liu's phone, I will answer it. Anyway, he doesn't have a girlfriend yet, don't worry;

I made friends by accident, so I decided to go home tonight and talk to Liu Liu about his paying my rent and utilities.

4. I will go shopping and wash clothes after work, and I will also allocate energy to miss you. But let Liu Liu do it first, and let you do the middle things on weekends. I will try to allocate my energy.

5. I decided to go home tonight and turn on the TV tomorrow morning to get revenge and not let him show me the film;

Starting to sleep on the ground without a quilt tonight will inspire my fighting spirit. I heard that a man named Gou Jian did the same thing in ancient times. After becoming emperor, he married many wives, hehe;

7. I decided to have a baby BB with you, haha;

8. Get rid of the mobile phone in a few days, make it as advanced as you, and then set your ringtone to be the same as the ringtone I heard when I called you, so that I can have enough conditioned reflex when you called (you wonder how I thought of the poor dog drooling experiment in junior high school biology class);

9. I will get fat for nothing tomorrow. I must attract the attention of mosquitoes. They must have seen me too thin to eat last night.

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