In fact, to sum up, the emitter is nothing more than the following situations: 1. Boredom: When you surf the Internet, you have said everything you need to say and done everything you need to do. But I always felt that there was nothing to do, so I watered the flowers to kill time. 2. Vent: I feel very uncomfortable when I encounter unpleasant things in reality or on the Internet. You will feel comfortable immediately after pouring water into your head. [13] prank: I have no purpose, just want to make a scene in the atmosphere, just for fun. 4. Greetings: Say hello to everyone in good faith and see if there are any friends online. It is entirely Netease's fault to increase the experience value-it invented something similar to the experience value (although it has no practical use). 6. Show off: I like to talk more to attract everyone's attention and satisfy my vanity. Chat: too lazy to go to the chat room. As soon as we meet like-minded friends, we will start chatting immediately. ⒏ Making trouble: As the name implies, it is a malicious act and an extreme means to retaliate against someone or something. (9) Conspiracy (perhaps conspiracy): Speak with a certain purpose and do some preparatory work for achieving a certain purpose in the future. For example, in order to apply to be a moderator of a certain edition or to increase popularity and influence for the smooth development of related work in the future, etc. ⒑ Others: Even the irrigators don't know why they need irrigation, which may be an early symptom of network syndrome. ⒒ Network heredity: With the increasingly bloated network, the phenomenon of irrigation has become commonplace, and it seems that irrigation is no longer called irrigation, which is a normal behavior.
The first general rule of irrigation: Don't post "…" which has no quality, it will only lead to the rapid sinking of posts! If there is no topic to talk about, change the subject immediately ... Rule 2 of irrigation: If it is a screen, it is really not just irrigation because Baidu is not allowed to screen, even in posts, it is not easy to screen. Is not the true meaning of irrigation. The water we pour is definitely not distilled water! So don't brush the screen, pour more water, and pour mineral water (containing many minerals ...). It is not good to issue "..." in Article 3 of the General Irrigation Rules (Article 1 has an explanation). It's meaningless to pour water only once. You have to pour water before others can continue! In this way, there will be more and more posts, and the bar owner will not delete the general rules of irrigation. Article 4: Irrigation is an important way for a wife to communicate with others. If irrigation is only for oneself and speed, then it is not high-quality irrigation. Good irrigation should make everyone participate and be happy. Article 5: Practice is the only criterion of truth! Only the actual operation can make you feel the beauty of irrigation, and communicating with more people can make you feel the happiness of posting it. What you say now is all theoretical, only practical. Article 6 of General Irrigation Rules: Only civilized irrigation is allowed. It is good to pour water illegally, but it should be measured. You can't get carried away and be blocked by the bar owner (I'll take Conan Bar as an example to have an anti-blocking experience) 1. Pour water on other people's posts, and open fewer posts yourself. 2. Pour water into crowded places (not necessarily many jobs). 3. If the bar is really messy (for example, there are too many topics about water in the bar), leave quickly. In case the bar owner shuts you down when he is depressed, maybe he can basically do the above three things. I have done all three things, so I haven't really been locked up yet. I just committed suicide once. General Irrigation Rule 7: Make more friends so that there is water for irrigation at any time. Irrigation is very important in irrigation ... only by making more friends can someone reply to your water sticker (of course, you can't be notorious in a bar, which I don't feel good about. If we are shy and only willing to communicate with limited friends, we may not find anyone, so we should make more friends, no matter whether others are newcomers or old people ... If you are newcomers, he will be very grateful to you (that's how I came over then, and I am very grateful to my master now, otherwise I wouldn't be here today and appear in the post bar). Post more posts in bars, and coming here often will increase the popularity of bars. The Chinese word "Guan" is very vivid. Some people repeatedly leave messages in the forum in order to get points, but they don't make communicative comments when replying to other people's posts. They simply express "approval" and "support", and the content has nothing to do with the theme. This phenomenon is called bump in English. It means "top" in the forum: attacking a post on an Internet forum is to increase the popularity of the post and return it to the top of the list. Active thread. This is also called "autopsy". This kind of "irrigation" is often regarded as a kind of spam (soap), which is prohibited by many forums, but some post bars allow irrigation (such as Red Alert Bar of Baidu, Irrigation Association Bar of China, Irrigation Bar). What does irrigation mean? The answer to the word used online is that the meaning of posting is divided into general water, very water and pure water. It still makes sense. I don't know what I'm talking about, but at least I can understand that pure water is completely wrong. Nonsense, but because people who often irrigate enliven the atmosphere, they are generally welcomed by the majority of water friends. However, for professional forums, they are often the targets of serious attacks ... Alas, the answer is hello: this means irrigation, which is very long ... Please take your time and don't look too close to the screen ~ Here I will talk about some skills and uses of irrigation! I hope everyone will support me and give me more opinions and suggestions. There are three grades of irrigation. The first is that everyone knows that it is irrigation, and the landlord will delete it when he sees it! The second is that only you know that you are pouring water. The third is that everyone knows that it is pouring water, but the landlord can't find a reason to delete it! ! At present, most people have reached the first level, so the purpose of this post is to let more people reach the third level! Second, you should distinguish the occasion when watering. If you see the landlord's post, it is very serious and solemn! Then don't try the powerful irrigation technology. The following is the first trick to irrigate the Six Yang magical powers: stealing a column and offering flowers to the Buddha (first). This trick is the usual method in the early days, that is, using the posts upstairs or others, and slightly processing them, they can be freshly baked and become their own. For example, if you say "Top, it's really well posted" upstairs, you can follow the sentence "Top, top, top! Great! " The second post is obviously irrigation, and the landlord has to delete two if he wants to delete it. It can't be that stupid! The second trick: gossip, disorganization (at first) is also the initial trick. This trick also needs to learn from others. Grab a few people and tell lies. Don't worry. Anyway, it is irrigation, it is irrigation! The essence of this trick is that the more people you catch, the better the effect! The third measure: build a plank road in the Ming Dynasty and sneak into Chencang (middle). Although this move is intermediate, it is not simple and needs a deep irrigation foundation to succeed. It's easy to say, but it's obviously a follow-up, and the essence is irrigation! In fact, this move is not irrigation. The fourth trick: nonsense, there is a way to make up (in) this trick is an advanced trick in the intermediate level. The essence of irrigation is nonsense, but how to talk nonsense is the difference between experts and beginners. This intermediate trick is the only way for you to become a master of irrigation! Practice more and benefit a lot! The following are all advanced tricks. Actually, I haven't learned either of these tricks. Let's work together! The fifth measure: in a word, the power of this measure can be seen from the title. Daily irrigation, the simplest is to type a word to paste, but this paste is particularly obvious irrigation. But how can you send a word without being regarded as irrigation? This is the mystery of this move! This is also spreading beans to make a soldier! Also, if you have anything to say separately, post more. However, the points should be graded, and each item is very valuable. This is so-called money! The sixth trick: don't be crazy, be a little temperate, be fascinating, and cross the rivers and lakes together. This is the last formula of the magic of Six Yang. The so-called ace killer, no need to shoot. When you learn the first five tricks, you can basically sweep the rivers and lakes, but at this time, it is important to be temperate rather than arrogant. However, our tradition of irrigation will continue, so it is very important to let more people join in irrigation at this time! ! !