1, healthy, practiced Yijin Jing. The abbot smiled and said nothing. College students, I am familiar with the Diamond Sutra. The abbot smiled and remained silent. College students, I can do things. The abbot finally spoke. Can you speak Word2007?

2. Teacher, I want you to write a people-oriented and focused composition. Xiao Ming, teacher, I have made up my mind. I will write about my grandmother. Teacher, is there anything outstanding about your grandmother? Xiaoming and my grandmother both have lumbar disc herniation.

3, two goods chat, A asked, where are you from! B, from Beijing! 1. Beijing? How many rings! B, to be honest, if the map of Beijing is compared to a target, my home is on the red dot! A, your home is downtown! B, SB, in ten ring!

4. I forgot my mobile phone, wanted to make a phone call, and didn't want to go to the far office, so I borrowed my mobile phone from my colleague. When my colleagues learned that I had forgotten my mobile phone, they insulted my IQ and laughed at me desperately. I said you should get the phone quickly. So this guy smiled and took out the air conditioner remote control from his pocket and handed it to me.

My buddy dated a female classmate and sat on the lawn in the sun. There's really nothing to talk about. In order to avoid embarrassment, lesbians learn from him, who is more beautiful, me or Yun? As a result, he came to a sentence without thinking, one in the sky and one in the ground.

6. My best friend and I went to the hospital for examination and found that we were pregnant for two months. I want to give my husband good news, and my mobile phone is dead, so I have to borrow my best friend's mobile phone to send a text message to my husband. I am pregnant. After sending it successfully, I remembered that there was no note and wanted to resend it. I didn't expect my husband to reply to the note and Xiaoli. Really? Where are you now? I'll pick you up!

7. Today, my girlfriend said that her boyfriend seemed to propose to her. It is said that there are 600 roses! As a result, she received a packet of rose tea in the afternoon.

8. A female classmate has stomach upset, loose bowels and often goes to the toilet. A gay scholar, why do you always go to the toilet? The female classmate replied, "Don't you know that women are made of water?" Next to a gay man who knows the truth, I think you are made of shit, right? !

9. I recently fell in love with a girl from the Foreign Languages Department, but others said that she had a boyfriend. What should I do? Baidu knows the best answer, chasing her boyfriend, breaking her heart, and then you take the initiative to comfort her. Perfect plan.

10, waiting at the station, I heard two people talking. A, the eldest son let me live in Beijing, and the second son let me live in Nanjing. B, you are so happy. Both sons are so filial. A, the eldest son is in Nanjing and the second son is in Beijing.

1 1. To London, I got lost in the foggy sea. Ask my uncle how to get to the subway station in English. Then turn right and turn left 10 minutes to arrive accurately. When I was shielding, I asked curiously: Uncle, are you blind? I am from Beijing. I suddenly realized.

12, A Dai, I fell in love with a bank MM, what can I do? Melon, you go to save money tomorrow, and don't take your passbook with you when you leave. Wait for her to say, feed your passbook! At this point, you will turn around and say with a smile that it is your passbook.

13. The teacher asked his classmates what they want to be when they grow up. Xiaogang, I want to be a scientist and make contributions to the people! Xiao Zhi, I want to be a policeman, to eliminate violence for the people! Xiaohong, I want to be a doctor and treat people. Xiao Ming, I want to be a common people!

14, the TV news announcer was broadcasting the news live when someone sent him a short message. He picked up the note and habitually said, "The following is the news that we have just received. Then he opened the note and read, Brother, you have leek leaves on your front teeth.

15. Today, my girlfriend and I went to the bank to withdraw money. She is taking it. Seeing an opinion book next to it, I took it. I only saw a few big characters on the first page with my nails. Why don't I have a pen?

16, a man rode a motorcycle with a child, driving so fast that he wobbled and saw that the child was about to fall. The taxi driver at the back quickly shouted, brother, ride a bike well, your child is about to fall off. The man turned around and said to his son in horror, "where's your mother?"

17, boyfriend comes home from work, girlfriend prepares dinner. Honey, you can choose the dishes tonight. Girlfriend said. What dishes do you have? Asparagus girlfriend replied. What are the options? Are you going to eat or not?

18, the owner of the barbecue shop praised the variety of barbecues in our store. As long as you say what kind of meat you want to eat, I can get it for you, and all kinds of claws. A guest said slowly, "I want to eat the same, Tang seng meat!" "

19, Erjiaozi got married. After seeing off the guests, the groom returned to the bedroom and found a meatball lying on the bed! The groom was startled and asked, where is the bride? Meatball said shyly, yuck, you don't even know people when they take off their clothes!

20. I like Halloween best. Speaking of Halloween, I can bid farewell to being single, because girls often tell me that ghosts are willing to be your girlfriend.

2 1, my boyfriend just received a strange phone call, and the other party hung up as soon as he heard something wrong. Call back in half a minute, brother! Your ringtone is correct. What's the name of this song?

22. The company leader went to Europe for investigation. After dinner, he was about to smoke. He accidentally felt something in his throat, and then he habitually vomited on the ground. It suddenly occurred to him that this was a foreign country, and the strange eyes of many foreigners around him made him very uncomfortable. At this critical moment, the leader blurted out eight horns!

23. Dad? Mom? How did I get here? Xiao Ming asked with wide vacant eyes. Dad coughed and said, "You son of a bitch, don't you remember?" Last night, you quarreled with your daughter-in-law, went out and got drunk, and then strolled back!

24. I took my 5-year-old brother to the movies, and suddenly there was a scene of the hero and heroine making out. They threw their clothes under the bed one by one. I turned my head nervously to see my little brother's reaction. However, the situation is not as bad as I thought. I saw my younger brother unconvinced and said, "Brother! Why can't I throw clothes when they can?

25. My wife found only one sock when she got up in the morning, and then asked me to help her find another one. So I started squatting on the ground to see if there were any socks under the bed. I wonder where the socks will be put. As a result, the goods suddenly put the foot wearing socks in front of me and said, smell it ~ go and find it ~!

26. The relationship with my mother-in-law has been very tense. One day, my mother-in-law came to see me' I was reading a book'. My mother-in-law asked me what book I was reading' and I answered how the bad guys were made' My mother-in-law's expression exploded' and said' I can't beat you' and slammed the door.

27. My online girlfriend, whom I haven't seen today, said she wanted to know what I looked like. So I sent her a photo of six people in our dormitory and proudly told her that the most handsome person in it was me. As a result, she guessed right the sixth time.

28. Boss, a pupil came to my Internet cafe today. Pupils, how many minutes an hour? Boss, sixty, a primary school student, so expensive, don't play, boss, what did he say?

29. Traveling to Japan with my friends, my friend saw Japanese people all over the street and said, "It's the first time I saw Japanese people wearing clothes." . Then I asked him, "Do you fast forward all the movies?" ?

Daughter, mom, I'll buy you a vacuum cleaner, so you don't have to bend over to sweep the floor. Mom, don't waste money. Daughter, I bought you a dishwasher, which saved you a lot of trouble. Mom, don't waste money. What do you want, daughter? Mom, it's nothing. Your father can do all these jobs.

3 1, teacher, please use or make sentences! Xiaohong and flowers still have a faint fragrance, although they are all dying. Xiao Ming and his teacher are ugly though they are wearing makeup. Teacher, get out.

32. It's so difficult to find a girlfriend now. A classmate said, "Do you want to find a foreign one?" ! Another classmate, not quite right, Thailand is looking for a baby, South Korea is not like his mother, Japan is not his own baby, and Europe and the United States are afraid that she will not have her own baby. .

33. An aunt standing by the roadside! How much is the insole and me? Auntie, it's 5 yuan. It's all made by myself. Look at this handwork and this stitch! Me, 3 dollars to sell or not! Aunt, if you don't sell it, this purchase price won't even work!

34. One day, a sister paper wanted to buy magpies. When he walked into the door, a parrot said that the welcome light was at the door. Hearing this, my sister was very curious and walked back and forth at the door. The parrot has been talking. Finally, the parrot told the boss that the boss's sister paper molested your bird.

35. Someone likes a girl and invites her to dinner. Can you ... be my girlfriend? The girl shook her head firmly without thinking. The buddy was very sad, picked up his coat and said goodbye to the girl and left. Who knows that after a few steps, the girl shouted love you behind her. He was very excited and ran back to the table, expecting the girl, but the girl said simply, hey, you haven't paid for the meal yet. .

36. My wife and I quarreled over trifles, and she was very angry. The 5-year-old son comforted his wife and said, "A woman with a small chest and a big temper, less money and more rules, is short and demanding. If someone wants you, she should snicker. Don't run away with this fool who wants you! "

37. Girlfriend is timid by nature, but she has a big temper. She had a terrible quarrel with her girlfriend yesterday. Later, she took the bag and left. Ten minutes later, she came back again. It's dark outside, so you can send me away.

38. A buddy was beaten in frustration and then asked him what happened. He said, I saw eight people beating one person, but I didn't expect my brother to be beaten. I rushed up and solved half of it for him. I didn't see it! You are brave, you should be happy! It's half done. Four people hit him and four people hit me.

39. One day, the Tang Priest was in distress. Wukong plucked the monkey hair and became seven Tang Priests. The little monster returned to the cave with all the Tang Taoist priests with monkey hair. When the king saw it, he asked, Why are there seven Tang Taoists? The weak answer of Xiao Yao is probably a course of treatment!

Yesterday, my wife wanted to give her a birthday surprise, so she spent some private money and bought her a necklace. At the moment I took out my necklace, she hugged me tightly, which was quite romantic. About ten seconds later, she made a devastating remark. Where did you get the money to buy a necklace?

4 1. After confessing to the girl, she said, "Keep calm!" ! I said, "Please make it clear. I still don't understand, we can't be together, how can I have a crush on you! No, I mean a cool place.

42. I went to the postgraduate study room today and found a beautiful woman in my seat. I'm surprised. I excitedly went over and asked the beautiful woman, do you have a boyfriend? The beauty blushed at once. How dare you take my seat without a boyfriend? Go away!

43. When I was a child, I loved to play games to let boys catch us at school, and then I went to the ladies' room and said to them, "Come on, come on. Now think about it, Emma. It's like recruiting a prostitute. .

44. Teacher, if there is one thing I didn't do, can you blame me? Of course I can't blame you. How can I blame you for doing nothing? Then I'm relieved. Teacher, I didn't do my homework during the summer vacation.

Wife, I'm not being unreasonable. Can't you explain something? I, uh, let me explain. Honey, how dare you explain what you have done? I

On emphasizing taste space

1, the greatness of life, die under the flower! 2, shit can be eaten indiscriminately, so don't talk nonsense with me.

Don't forget, only you can.

No one can take anything that belongs to me!

On my stage, you are no longer the leading role.

6, feelings are not natural disasters, happiness is your own master.

7. Never fall in love because of loneliness.

8. If I lose this life, then I don't want the afterlife.

9, standing to pee is nothing, have the ability to stand and shit.

10, whoever wants to simply compare with whom, if I am wrong, just kneel down.

1 1. Have what you like, don't be afraid of the result.

12, rather than humble love, it is better to be arrogant and lonely.

13, girls are always in love with spring, and young women are always wet.

14, leave half when defecating to avoid getting hungry soon.

15, I have my own style, you can't afford to imitate it.

16, even if my love is cheap, you don't deserve it.

17, people who don't have the courage to start are actually over.

18, whether it's a man or a dog, an enemy or a friend, you can see for yourself after a long time.

19, you will always be the only one for me. I don't want anyone else.

20, life is not satisfactory, live earth-shattering.

2 1, youth is like playing mahjong, you either shoot or touch yourself.

22, Shenzhouxing, I think it's ok! I won't pay to see if you can do it!

23. I am not a glass or crystal, and I will not be easily seen through.

24, wash your proud bangs, you can take out 2 pounds of oil!

25. Men always like clean women, but they always get dirty.

26. It is not difficult to get one hand wet, but it is difficult to get a quilt wet.

27. Is there anything more embarrassing than coming out of the toilet and burping?

If he loves you, he does not need to please you. If he doesn't like it, he doesn't have to.

29. Please make it clear that I don't want it, let alone you don't want it!

Don't shit in front of a fly, it will think you are showing off your wealth.

3 1, brother is not lonely, it is spring; I don't call it loneliness, I call it bed.

No one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.

I would rather create my own sadness than copy the happiness of others.

34. The world is too chaotic now. Do it if you don't accept it. If you are poor, you have to eat.

35. I can't recite a book just like I can't shit, which makes me feel unspeakable pain.

36. Don't hang yourself from a tree. Try to die several times in several nearby trees.

37. Do you know why sometimes the stool is thin? Because things are rare.

38. It's really embarrassing to talk about people who even want to eat and drink water. Only after I shit.

39. I feel that I am not at school, but at school. I am simple and rude without wearing a condom.

40, the male god is behind, I wanted to turn around and smile, but my nose was foamed.

4 1, acne, more than 700 million a year, acne can circle the earth twice.

If you are as light as a feather to me, don't expect yourself to be Mount Tai in my heart.

43. Brother, you are much thicker than Dad. That's what mom said.

44. Falling in love with someone is as simple as shit, and forgetting someone is as difficult as eating shit.

45. Women scream when they see men naked, and men whistle when they see women naked.

46. I won't look you in the eye. I'm scared because I saw shit in your eyes yesterday.

47. Why do you want to prove something to people who are not worth it? Live better, but for yourself.

48. A confident woman is not arrogant. Self-confidence means believing, and only by believing can she be happy.

49. My present position: WC. Posture: Squat. Face: twitching. Status: hard.

50. Don't think that returning to your space after breaking up is nostalgia. I will take a look at the toilet after taking a shit.

5 1, I would rather let the cruel reality annihilate my ignorant ideal than just be beautiful in my dream.

52. Every time I tell you a lot, you just answer, did you take a shit?

53. I am embarrassed to tell my male friends what to do when I buy sanitary napkins in the future, saying that I want to buy clothes for my menstrual period.

54. Don't think that breaking up with you and returning to your space is nostalgia. I'll take a look at the toilet after I shit!

55. I had a dream about you. I am sad. You are eating shit. I tried to persuade you, but you didn't listen and hit me.

56. Since ancient times, who didn't have shit and who defecated without paper? If you don't use toilet paper, are you using your fingers?

57. Go to the toilet when you are in a bad mood, and then say to the toilet: Go eat shit! Then rush down.

58, bitter old trees faint, the school canteen price increases, students are hungry into thin horses. The sun has set, mom. I want to go home.

59. Yesterday, the physiology teacher gave us a lecture. He said that you can't plug in everywhere like a USB flash drive, and you will get a virus.

60. I will still keep that feeling, just to give my youth a regretless account at the end of my life.

6 1, I fell in love with a six-year-old girl, which is really sinful. It is really sinful for you to get rid of the person you like.

62. Once I was playing on the ground, the male god patted me from behind, and then I farted loudly.

63. After taking a shower, I trotted to my wife in bed and said, Sir, here comes your sausage. Take away or eat here. A word from my wife: slice.

64. The area of large intestine is about 300 square meters, and even the place where shit lives is bigger than my home. Finally know what life is worse than death.

65. If you dare to break my heart and my lungs, I will definitely break your third leg and let your bird sleep forever.

66. A friend fell in love for two years and was heartbroken. I comforted him not to be sad. You are someone else's wife who has slept for two years.

67. A student said: Teacher, I want to shit! Teacher: Be polite! The student was silent for a while and said, teacher, my ass wants to vomit!

68. Our class wants to rehearse Farewell My Concubine. I wanted to say this to a girl. I play the overlord and you play the concubine. As a result, I accidentally said: I play the tortoise and you play the concubine.

69. The day before yesterday, in the office, there was music on the computer, and suddenly there was fart. I squeezed this fart into four with the music and found that everyone else in the office was watching me. I was wearing fucking headphones, and the girl next to me said, fart and you'll be all right.

Focus on taste, talking about a complete collection, focusing on taste and personality signature.

1. Yesterday, a friend said that he would break up with me, but I didn't agree. After all, I didn't know where it was.

Other people's wives will be angry, and my wife needs to cheer up. Other people's children can buy toilet paper, and mine is still on it.

3. Three white rabbits shit together in the forest. Xiao Bai pulled a round lump, Xiao Hei pulled a cylindrical lump, and Xiao Hui pulled a five-pointed star. Everyone was surprised and asked, Grey Grey, how can you pull out the five-pointed star? Grey said wryly, hey, I pinched it with my hand.

I didn't like girls hesitating before, but now I feel quite comfortable.

Everyone must be careful when making friends, and try to make more friends with good wine. Yesterday, a buddy even called me and said that he had a crush on me for a long time! Fuck, so he's gay! The most exasperating thing is that he forgot about it the next day, which made me happy for nothing!

6. As a woman, is it so difficult to want a simple love that works at sunrise and stops at sunset?

7. My roommate coughed in the morning and gave him medicine as cough medicine by mistake. Come back at noon and ask my roommate if the medicine is useful. Roommate: Tema worked. Cough and pull your pants. I dare not cough now.

8. People have 206 bones. At the moment the wind blows your skirt, I have 207.

9. A swimmer fell into a shit hole. He used various swimming skills, such as backstroke, breaststroke, butterfly and freestyle, and finally swam to the shore. Just as he was about to go ashore, he suddenly kicked his leg and hit the wall. He turned gracefully in the water and swam back.

10. When I was young, boys liked electric toys and girls liked dolls. When I grow up, the situation is just the opposite.

1 1. Brother, can I go out with you? I think you are gregarious. Although I am weak, I can stab people, especially women. I can poke her out of the water.

12. People who have never had shit since ancient times pull early and pull late.

13. You always fart in the office, and colleagues can't help asking if you can keep quiet. Then I saw you sitting there shivering and asked what you were doing, and you replied that I was shaking!

14. Some people are like this. They are maggots and think the whole world is a cesspit.

15. Ah, lying in the bathtub, surrounded by white ceramics and water, I suddenly felt. . . I look like shit in the toilet.

16. God gave me ten slender fingers, but I used them to dig my nose excrement.

17. A couple met in the park. The woman asked: Are you willing to die for me? The man looked embarrassed and the woman continued to ask, If you don't want to die for me, then you don't love me. Let's break up. The man hesitated for a long time, and finally took out his ear and fed it to her.

18. It is not difficult to get one hand wet, but it is difficult to get a quilt wet.

19. A brother is constipated and can't be comfortable in the toilet for a long time. Just as he was going all out, he watched a buddy rush into the toilet like the wind and enter the next position. No sooner had I entered than there was a real storm. The brother said enviously to his buddy: Dude, I envy you so much. The buddy said: I envy you, my pants are still on!

20. As a lazy and delicious person like me, the only way to lose weight is to shit more.

2 1. I woke up in the morning to see my boyfriend playing, and I was unmoved by all kinds of teasing and touching behind him. I'm so angry! Get down and play with his balls with your hands! Maybe it hurts. Get up and chase me, and I run to bed. This guy pushed me down, took off my pajamas and bounced my balls!

Heavy taste tan daquan

1, all kinds of bites, all kinds of ditties, all kinds of tunes. Yesterday, the physiology teacher gave us a lecture. He said that you can't plug in everywhere like a USB flash drive, and you will get a virus.

3, under the banner of the object, penniless.

4. Men want to lock the zipper of women's wallets, and women want to lock the zipper of men's pants.

5, life is like masturbation, everything depends on your own hands.

6. People can have no courage and temper, but they can't have beriberi!

7. God is fair because he is unfair to everyone.

8. It's so hard to please others, please yourself.

9. Two kinds of enemies killed my family and woke me up.

10, don't say good night to me on the other end of the phone, I want you to fuck me tirelessly all night.

1 1, allow me to go to the poo-themed restaurant the day after tomorrow, eat the signature toilet, No.5 ice cream and poop tablets.

12, it rains in the middle of the night, clouds in the middle of the night, and shouting in the middle of the night is even more scary.

13, no matter how powerful Tang Priest is, it's just a monkey trick.

14, please don't call us sisters and hooligans in the future, we are the guardians of film removal!

15, women are easy to be satisfied, and it is easy for you to stumble.

16, the fox is not demon, sexy and not coquettish.

17, go to hell, Xiao Qingxin! Heavy taste is king!

18, when I think of a long vacation, I always feel a little sad when I think of a crumpled wallet.

19, with a grain of salt, it is the sea that loses his temper.

You can break my heart, but don't make me give up.

2 1, men feel that there are few things suitable for them before marriage, but there are many things suitable for them after marriage.

22. Extramarital love is a story in literary works and an accident in real life.

23. I am soft-hearted, but it doesn't mean I have no temper.

24, happiness is willing to come and go, as cheap as green onions when buying food.

25. Parents are very grateful for their upbringing, and the only way to repay them is to get ahead.

26. Marriage is the grave of love. If there is no house, you can't even get into the grave!

I haven't seen anyone who kills without paying for his life yet. Don't tell me that you have a lot of society.

28. Is it painful or beautiful for a moth to put out the fire? Is to die!

29. Not all men and women are equal. Why can't I go to the ladies' room?

30. The area of large intestine is about one square meter, and even the place where shit lives is bigger than my home. Finally know what life is worse than death.

3 1, please don't call me sister hooligans in the future, we are the guardians of plastic film removal.

32. Foundation is used to cover the blemishes of the skin, while smile is used to cover the trauma of the soul.

33. Run after me naked for two kilometers if you dare. If I turn around, I'm a hooligan.

34. Good men make women understand the world, while bad men make women misunderstand the world.

35. Give you a gift with the heaviest amount of feces since there was feces. You will eat a catty and be full. If you feel that the amount of feces is not enough, please help yourself!

You say you are my friend, but in fact, I know that animals are indeed friends of human beings.

37, be a man with temperament, and smell like a bitch.

38. The so-called successful woman is awesome during the day and awesome at night.

39. Find a wife to be serious and a lover to be punctual.

40. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

4 1. As long as a woman lives among men, she will always be a hot commodity.

Don't swear to me, I'm afraid you'll be struck by lightning.

43, love at first sight, the clock is not love, it is the face.

There must be a hole next to the mouse when it laughs at the cat.

45. You are not brave. Who will be strong for you?

46. Young people are too frivolous and nuns are too crazy.

47. As many beauties as there are, so many beauties are money.

48. I said Shanxi produces carbon, and you said grass B sweats.

49. Would you mind keeping your mouth clean? Do you need to rinse your mouth during menstruation?

50. Falling in love with someone is as simple as shit, and forgetting someone is as difficult as eating shit.

5 1, if you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future!

52. Think about the Red Army's 25,000 yuan, and think about the female position last night.

My girlfriend must be a road idiot, so she hasn't found me yet.

54. Wear mink with a bag and hug your little sister.

I received a short message yesterday, asking me to remit money to an account of China Agricultural Bank. I replied: Don't worry, I'll burn it for you right away!

56, prone loess, supine.

57. When the mother gave her son something, his son smiled; Mother cried when her son gave her something.

58. I smoke because I hurt my lungs, not because I'm sad!

59. Life is like a period. You will learn some blood lessons from time to time before you know what life is.

60. I'm going to get a haircut. I twisted my neck with bangs.

6 1, some people say that men who are bad for women will make sanitary napkins in their next life.

62. Call me garbage, but only if you are better than me, otherwise you are even worse than garbage.

63. When you are proud, your friends know you; When you are in trouble, you make new friends.

64. There is no rehearsal in life, and every moment is live broadcast.

65. Behind every successful man, there is a woman who is full and has nothing to do.

66. I must appear in your household registration book. I can't be your wife or your little mother.

67. A good lover makes people want to start a family, while a bad lover makes people want to become a monk.

68. I told you to keep a low profile. But you have to give me applause and scream.

69. Parents' kindness is more important than mountains, and brotherhood is more important than the sea. The mountain is always at sea, and the family always comes first.

70. Youth is a beautiful and cruel game. If you were the enemy, you would have been killed by me.

7 1, love or not is between your legs, look at yourself.

72. Although the famous flower is taken, I will loosen the soil.

73, a woman looks beautiful, it is better to live wonderfully!

74. When the whole world wants me to give up, I still expect someone to whisper: Try again.

75. The woman is China Merchants Bank and the man is China Construction Bank.

76. Men are soft-hearted and poor, while women are soft-hearted and steal.

77. Society has no sympathy for the weak, because the strong have no feelings or tears.

78. When you have no money in your pocket, you can clearly see your popularity.

79. Face the fucking life with a nonsense attitude.

80. I am a mute, and I usually speak in disguise.

8 1, don't think that breaking up with you and returning to your space is nostalgia. I'll take a look at the toilet after taking a shit!

82. I have Xueba's blood hidden in my body. I order you to lift the seal in the name of Xueba.

83. Ordinary roads accompany me, and you will have brilliant avenues!

84. There are many good books in this world, but few books can change fate.

85. Don't miss home when you are out of society. You cannot depend on your parents for everything.

86. To survive in this society, your mouth must be able to speak.

87. People can't judge a book by its cover, nor can a mistress measure it.

88. In this life, we are either role models or reference objects for others.

89. It is my greatest wish to keep you as my own.

90. Don't deal with dogs. Be a cute dog when licking you, and be a tough baiwenhang when biting you.

9 1, true or false, such a world, such a life.