Youzi4 chats with Xiaowangshu’s QQ

youzi4: Are you howling?

Xiao Wangshu: You are the one howling.

youzi4: Typo, I mean how are you?

Laughing at the book: Not bad.

youzi4: Who is he?

Laughing at the Book: Northwest.

youzi4: It’s cold there too, right?

Laughing at the Book: Snow is flying all over the sky, and the wind is as cold as a knife

youzi4: What is your name?

xiaowangshu: xiaowangshu

youzi4: I’m asking about your real name.

Xiaowangshu: Available on QQ.

youzi4: Can you tell me?

Xiaowangshu: Why do you say that?

youzi4: It’s better to speak up.

Xiaowangshu: How is it good?

youzi4: Because I asked.

Xiaowangshu: Can’t you just say what you asked?

youzi4: I am not a bad person.

Xiaowangshu: Have the bad guys been labeled?

youzi4: No. But I am a good person.

Xiaowangshu: Please send me the good person certificate.

youzi4: No. But you only show that you are sincere in making friends.

xiaowangshu^_^

youzi4: Is it okay to type the word "sweat"?

Xiaowangshu: I don’t sweat while typing.

youzi4: I mean hit your name.

Xiaowangshu: Does my name offend you?

youzi4: No.

Xiao Wangshu: Then why did you type my name?

youzi4: I mean typing.

Xiaowangshu: Which word offends you?

youzi4: Oh, tell me your phone number.

Laughing Book: Plastic, red.

youzi4: No, I want you to give me your phone number.

Xiao Wangshu: I still need to use my phone at home. You want to buy it yourself.

youzi4: No, I want you to tell me your phone number.

Xiaowangshu: Did the phone call come out? I thought it was made in a factory.

youzi4: No, I want your phone number.

Xiao Wangshu: It’s embedded in the phone and I can’t take it off.

youzi4: I’m asking you what your phone number is.

Laughing Book: Twelve, ten number keys, one rice key and one tic-tac-toe key.

youzi4: I’m asking for the phone number.

Laughing Book: From 1 to 9, with 0 at the end.

youzi4: I collapsed!

Xiaowangshu:? What's wrong with you?

youzi4: No.

Xiaowangshu: Then why did it collapse? Terminal illness?

youzi4: I can’t find your phone number.

Xiao Wangshu: Is that important?

youzi4: What is a phone used for? Isn’t it just for talking? You have to tell others that the phone is useful.

Xiaowangshu: The phone is used for surfing the Internet.

youzi4: The phone is still used for chatting.

Xiao Wangshu: Yes, haven’t we been chatting on the phone?

youzi4: Where did we talk? You haven't said anything for a long time.

Xiao Wangshu: I have said dozens of sentences.

youzi4: Alas, you have made me faint. Let’s talk next time, 88

Laughing Books: Bye Bye