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Fang Qingping's stand-up comedian handed down from ancient times.
Fang Qingping, the lines of stand-up comedy "Family Stunt"

Maybe all my friends know me, because I have been on TV several times, but I have never talked about it once. They all think I have no money. Come to think of it, I still have to make money and stock market. I'm in trouble. I can't understand the market, but I have to learn it now. I found a stock exchange and stopped at the bottom of the market. Which stock is the cheapest to buy anyway? I see "Nankou" is the cheapest, and 8 yuan shares. Why is there a departure time behind? I went into the ticket office of Xizhimen Railway Station by the wrong door. It seems that I am not cut out for stock trading. I think of a man, my grandfather, a circus. I am as angry as Ding and Ding. Alas, this work is very hard. I found a remote mountain, and I live in a ruined temple. You can't meet strangers or eat meat. Or I didn't train well. I trained for a whole year. I really trained one, let it go forward, let it back, let it roll and be happy. I took the ants into town and found a restaurant to satisfy my appetite first. I haven't touched oil for a year. I'll give the waiter a performance first to see the effect. I took out the ants and waiters and came here. When ants and waiters saw it, I was sorry. I ran over and died. After a year of hard work, I will never train ants again. I will do something else. I think of my grandfather, who is a famous doctor. I will be like this soon. I cured Fu Qiang's private and graduate students. Now they are half crazy, not because I can't cure them, but because they want to give me a 50% discount. They are half crazy. I wonder if I will go to the hospital voluntarily. The dean doesn't need me. He doesn't understand. It is not in line with China's national conditions for foreign students to study western medicine. I don't think I have been at school, but I have. You are the one who is sick. No, I think you are always talking to yourself and talking on the phone with headphones on. Oh, then keep calling. Auntie, are you sick? Are you looking for cigarettes? I saw you smirking all the time. Silly smile, facial paralysis, oh, that's incurable, uncle. I think your eyes are straight. Oh, you drink too much. Go throw up there. It seems impossible to ask this question. You need to find someone to introduce me. An acquaintance introduced me to a patient. He is an artist. What happened to you this time? I'm sick. Artists dare to face reality. Don't worry. Come to see me and be sure to cure the disease. The artist worried me and cured me. How can we engage in art? I finally met a patient who had not been cured. There is a billionaire who really wants to cure him. Very painful. I said, who will treat the real estate for whom? I'll prescribe him three kinds of medicine. I asked him when he would transfer the ownership. What kind of house, real estate? I'll give you all the properties. You think I'm still crazy. When I am cured, I will deny it. I have to open a clinic. Can I collect the money first? I rented a scroll painting in the free market. On the opening day, I invited a folk art troupe to perform. I am very excited today, because I saw my fans, and he didn't know what it was like to see mutton. I'm a singer from Xingjiapo, and I sound like Wujiapo. I'm just waiting for you to come back, but I don't know which county he is from. As soon as he sang, more than 20 actors came up to pay tribute to the people who accompanied him. Dr. Fang, a famous doctor, came as soon as he opened his business. After driving for a month, no one saw a doctor. I figured that I had to set up a table at the door for on-site consultation, so I called the folk art troupe. This time, I don't want them to perform. This time, I just asked them to entrust me. Today, I am very excited because I saw the doctor. I am a terminal patient. Doctors all over the country tell me to eat whatever I want. I'm as crazy as I want. By chance, I heard the name of Dr. Fang, so I tried it. After I bought some medicine, I didn't expect to take it. I won't call my mother's sister-in-law soon. I am also dissatisfied with street scavengers who eat and go out. I also know to wear a coat and clothes. In order to express my gratitude to the doctor, I will sing a song live. I am here. I said stop singing. You are singing. People think I didn't cure you. I bought you ten pieces of donkey meat in my hometown as a light gift. Please ask the doctor to accept it. I'll take it. I forgot to bring it. Donkey meat is also sold in Beijing. I bought ten more, but there is nothing authentic in my hometown. Never mind, I returned it again. Guess Hua tuo is still alive. No, rejuvenation is wonderful and wrong. It says, psycho house, I don't want it.