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Popular Science|Men learn to protect themselves and don’t stuff things into their vaginas! ! !

Original author: Honey Tuji All experienced drivers drive, the taste may be light or heavy, the speed may be fast or slow, this is understandable. However, although some TJ projects seem to be popular and common, they violate the normal physiological structure of the human body and may cause serious and irreversible consequences to health. These shady operations that pose major safety risks require everyone to resolutely resist them.

Why do adults stuff things into cows?

I, the Dirty King Rabbit, have gotten a glimpse of it from the detailed and perverted description in the shocking novella "Guts" by the famous heavy-mouthed literary writer Chuck Palahniuk.

To make a long story short, it is because for creative men, weird and exciting cakes are too tempting. I know a girl who particularly likes to play this game. It is said that daring to use a horse eye stick on one's own woman is very remarkable. It is a kind of self-technical proof and a symbol of the male woman's obedience.

The structure of boys is really amazing... Can something so long, so painful, and so strong be stuffed into a cow... As far as I know, Male M has extraordinary talents in terms of tolerance and desire for stimulation. There are male M classmates who are looking for fun and would rather stimulate themselves. In addition, adult product stores are selling tools with great fanfare and unscrupulousness, and they even look very professional, which creates an illusion: stuffing things into the vagina is nothing more than an ordinary TJ project that is very perverted, but very enjoyable. That’s all. So, are the Maryan Stick and Niuzi expansions really ordinary TJ projects? Ordinary I am a P! The urologist will kill you if you don’t see him! ! The most fatal problem with stuffing things into cows is that once they get in, they can’t get out. The first weird news I read was about a man who had difficulty urinating and was bleeding. It wasn't until he went to the hospital for a check-up that he discovered that the peanuts he stuffed into his liver had sprouted after being soaked in water... Later I found out, Stuffing peanuts is really just the smallest pediatric case of foreign bodies in the urethra and bladder.

Bucky balls are small toy magnetic beads that have magnetic force and can be attracted into a long string. Why could anyone stuff so many? Don’t you know that once it’s stuffed in, it can’t be pulled out? There are too many cases of Sebak balls inserted into cows. I got a glimpse of the brain circuit of one patient: because they think the ball has magnetism, after stuffing it in, they connect more balls in a string and then poke it in. It can be sucked out one after another...Obviously, no one was sucked out in the end, and the whole string was left in the cow's stomach.

In addition, this magnetic ball is really very dangerous. Please do not buy it as a toy for your children. In a large number of cases, after children accidentally swallowed it, multiple magnetic balls were adsorbed in different parts of the intestines and became unable to move. May be life-threatening. Let's look at the next case. Do you think that as long as a long data cable is left outside, it will be able to be pulled out?

You see, the thread is accumulating near the bladder, like a knotted mass. It is easy to enter but difficult to pull out. There are also old wires, nails and embroidery needles, etc. I won’t show those bloody pictures to scare everyone. Coming to the ultimate question: I don’t want to put weird foreign objects in. Can’t I put in the special eye stick bought from the Q Marriage Supply Store? Hey, can you ask your boss?

Let’s take a look at what professional urologists think of the sexy act of stuffing something into a cow’s vagina. B station up owner Panda Yisen:

The purpose of the delicate and fragile urethra is not to hold thick and hard things. Sharp foreign objects are likely to scratch the tissue that can only hold liquid. In the end, the root is damaged, and the urethra will be dilated for life. This is terrible, the pain of SM will last for life... If you can remove the foreign body from the cow, will everything be fine? No, UTIs are here to stay. The urinary tract is actually "cleaner" than you think, and cannot naturally resist bacteria like the vaginal tract and rectum. Because women have a short and shallow urinary tract, foreign dirt is easily infected; "The male urethra can reach seventeen to twenty centimeters, and the urethral mucosa itself has strong antibacterial properties. It is difficult for pathogenic bacteria to flow upstream to reach the bladder. At the same time, normal Urinating will flush the urethra and wash away pathogenic bacteria." Under normal circumstances, it is not easy to become infected.

However, even if you have a natural barrier, it cannot stop your hands from sending dirt that is more than ten centimeters long straight into your bladder! If these lessons of blood and tears cannot stop your curious heart and trembling hands, continue to let the doctor tell you how dead you are when you go to the emergency room: this is a famous scene in anorectal surgery. The patient's favorite excuse is that I happened to fall while taking a shower, and the bottle fell into the flowers.

Do you think there is any excuse to explain to the doctor why you want to open a supermarket in Niuzili? B station up Gastroenterologist Dr. Kemu:

Doctor: Foreign body removal surgery generally uses a cystoscope. Most of the time, there is no anesthesia. At most, it is anesthesia below the waist. So when you lie on the operating table, Shame is incredibly clear.

Doctor: I know, I know everything. Young man, you must have a special hobby. Boys, please learn to protect yourself and don't be curious; if S asks you to accept such a TJ task, please forward this article and sternly refuse. After all, this is about Niu Zi’s wealth and life! Ending: To summarize today’s knowledge points: For your own physical and mental health, please don’t put anything into the beef! If it is taken out, it will cause a urinary tract infection; if it cannot be taken out, it will be treated in the hospital! In the same way, you should not put foreign objects into a girl's urethra, as there will be no pleasure! And you can get infected easily! (A little trivia: Girls should take a pee immediately after finishing their work, which will help the urine wash away foreign bacteria and prevent urinary tract infections.) In the same way, please do not put any foreign objects such as radishes, cucumbers, or eggplants in it. The rectum is angled and cannot tolerate so many thick, straight and hard foreign objects. The anorectal department suffers much more than the urology department.