Today is so sad. The sun didn't leave home. Father bought a goldfish and drowned in the water tank. My mother bought a cactus and burned it in the small sun ... alas, alas.

Comments: Your composition is good. It's just the first time I've seen a size 30! I can't believe the sun hasn't come out yet. Is it the moon all day? How can goldfish drown? How can cactus burn to death? !

Saturday, March 65438 +0

Today, I told my mother that my Chinese teacher hit me today and said I made a mistake. What I said is quite right. Ten points: My sister got ten points in the exam. Extraordinary: my brother is very disobedient and writes abnormally every time. Sadness: A river has been built in our town, which is really difficult to cross.

Saturday, March 2 nd

My mother asked me to write ancient poems silently. When I finished, my mother cried.

/"Wochun"/"I am stupid"

/Mume smells the flowers,/I have no culture.

/I hate lying on branches./I have a low IQ.

/I lay in the distance like water,/Ask me who I am,

Itoda Chun Lv. /A big donkey.

/The coast is green,/I am a donkey,

/The coast seems to be green,/I am a donkey,

/The shore seems to be dark green. /I'm an ass/

Saturday, March 3 rd

The teacher asked me to be antonym with him, but …

2. Students, our topic today is to repeat antonyms. The teacher said, you answered,

Teacher: The weather is fine today. Student: The weather will be bad tomorrow.

Teacher: I ate fish head yesterday. Student: You ate glans penis today.

Teacher: Wrong Student: Correct.

Teacher: I was wrong. Student: I was right.

Teacher: You idiot.

Student: I am a genius.

Teacher: You stand up for me. Student: I sit down for you.

Teacher: The teacher told you to stand up. Did you hear that? Student: The teacher told me to sit down, and I heard him!

Teacher: Do you dare not listen to your teacher?

Student: I dare not listen to the teacher.

Teacher: Do you know what you just said? Student: I know I haven't said anything now.

Teacher: this classmate, I know you are a deliberate student: that teacher, you know I didn't mean it.

Teacher: Are you older or younger? Student: I am old and young.

Teacher: You are too bad at primary school. Student: I am too old to learn well.

Teacher: I don't want to talk about you Student: You want to talk about me again.

Teacher: You stop. Student: I will continue for you.

Teacher: I'm afraid of you. Can you stop? Student: I'm not afraid of you. Go ahead, okay?

Teacher: The antonym practice is over. Student: The antonym exercise begins now.

Teacher: Are you finished? Student: I am endless.

Teacher: You are ill-bred. Student: I am very cultured.

Teacher: Do you look like an educated person? Student: Don't I look like an uneducated person?

Teacher: Depressed Student: Happy.

Teacher: I am very angry with you. Student: You are angry with me.

Teacher: Can you stop talking? Student: Can I not talk?

Teacher: Go on, I won't take this class. I'll go. Student: I will stop. I have to take this course. I will do it.

Comment: How did you write it! ! I'm so ashamed ... today is Wednesday,