1. Classic sentences that satirize women

You girls have incomplete limbs and abnormal facial features. Your appearance is out of proportion and not well-proportioned. You have not yet fully evolved. I have seen ugly ones. I have never seen such an ugly one. Your appearance slows down the Internet speed. Your appearance consumes too much memory. It breaks through human imagination. You are very sci-fi and abstract! It looks ugly at first glance, but it gets even uglier upon closer inspection! It's not fully evolved yet, so it's really hard for you to look like a human. I've never seen one that's so long and has archaeological value. This incompletely evolved life form, a genetically mutated alien, a kindergarten-level high school student, a frog head born with Mongolian syndrome, an abandoned baby of the Mount Everest Yeti, a septic tank clogged murderer, and the descendant of an African who got a black pig. , a chimpanzee with an imbalance of yin and yang, a hippopotamus crushed by Noah's Ark, a new volcanic vent, the shame of the Eskimos, a superorganism that survives with cockroaches, a semi-plant with decayed vitality, a spurned "source of nouns, degenerating three times a day" Dinosaurs, the most powerful piece of waste in human history, an old washing machine that God accidentally dropped, a brainless creature that can think, a scourge that damages the reputation of Asian compatriots, descendants of ancestors who have been humiliated by it, humus accumulated for thousands of years, scientists also Primitive species that you dare not study, raw materials necessary for the destruction of the universe, orcs that even orcs look down on you, sedimentary raw materials with 10 times the concentration of petroleum, a disfigured Ronald McDonald, hateful guys like you can only act in TV series A piece of excrement is not as good as the chewing gum that a dog peed on on the roadside. Even a flower is more than 10 times more beautiful than you. To find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth. If you want to commit suicide, someone will only advise you not to leave a body. It pollutes the environment. Not even Amoeba protozoa can survive on the keyboard you touch. The saliva it spits out is more deadly than SARS. If you pretend to be cute, you can instantly solve the problem of population expansion. If you pretend to be cool and cool, humans will have to use asexual reproduction. , Idiots can be your teachers, even retarded people can teach you to speak human language, as long as you raise your head, there will be holes in the ozone layer, the purpose of immigrating to Mars is to leave you, if your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants around the world can be shut down. , if you go to war, bullets and missiles will not be able to help but fly towards you, grenades will explode when they see you, others have to fly a plane to hit the Gemini stars, but you can have the same power as long as you parachute, and all the famous places you have visited will become monuments. The monuments you have visited will become history. I have not done anything good in my 18 lives before I know you. Even throwing it into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough. You are very creative. It is not your original intention to be ugly, it is just God who made it happen to you. Without your temper, how can you bring out the beauty of the world?

Brother, please lower the resolution on your face. 2. Practical sarcastic sentences

1. After all, this is not a society where people love bitches, so you’d better be restrained.

2. Please respect yourself. 3. Do you think everyone believes you? Let's deal with it on the surface, we all understand your hypocrisy, hypocrisy, and hypocrisy.

4. You think you are the sun, and everyone has to revolve around you. Knowing that there is only one Earth in the universe may make you feel more arrogant.

5. You are very patriotic, dedicated and courageous. You never speak ill of others behind their backs. You will not frame others, you are the least dirty person in the world, you are of noble character, you will never beat others up, you are honest, kind and beautiful. Forgive me for what I said just now.

6. You are really a fool, how easy is it? 7. Please don’t insult my IQ with your poor acting skills! 8. There is no rehearsal in life, every day is a live broadcast; not only the ratings are low, but the salary is not high. 9. If you learn to be sincere, I think the people around you will no longer vomit after you turn around.

10. What apology? False comfort! Get away from me! ! 11. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately - in the end he killed all his students. 12. Gold always shines, but when the ground is full of gold, I don’t know which one I am.

13. Usually the person who is willing to stay and argue with you is the one who truly loves you! 14. The head is pointed and the body is as thin as silver, not even a centimeter on the scale. His eyes are on his butt, and he only recognizes clothes but not people! 15. Only women and heroes have trouble, only wives and jobs are hard to find.

16. I am not a fortune teller in the square, and I can’t talk as much as you like to hear. 17. I never thought that a person could be so innocent, and also very silly and naive! 18. I don’t remember sorrows. I usually report them on the spot.

19. What I want most is to be one of your teeth, because in this way, at least you will feel pain without me. 20. Flowers often belong not to the people admiring them, but to cow dung.

21. The villain is shameless and values ??profit over death. If you are not afraid of people's execution, you will not care about material discussions.

22. A villain has no integrity, abandoning the basics and chasing the weak. I am happy to think about it, and I am angry to think about it.

23. There are many kinds of villains. There is a difference between "villains in the market" and "villains in the streets". There are good and bad villains. The villains in the market are the people who are good. Some people will use scheming to do good things on the surface, that is, secretly do evil things, pretend not to know anything, and feel very happy inside. Such people are despicable and bad.

24. He who says he is a gentleman and speaks evil is a villain. Everyone knows how to be wary of villains. Only those who praise Yao and Shun in words, agree with Jie and Zhou in heart, swear by mountains and seas with their mouths but harbor traps in their hearts, will be the last ones. It's hard to measure. This kind of duplicitous hypocrite will definitely be disloyal to his ruler and unfilial to his relatives; he will definitely be untrustworthy when making friends, and he will definitely be dishonest in his treatment of his subordinates. This kind of person is the villain among villains! 25. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting inside the toilet or waiting outside the toilet.

26. The death of one person is a tragedy, but the death of millions is just a statistic. 27. Sometimes, it’s not that the other person doesn’t care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

28. There is a kind of person who likes to shoot himself in the foot. 29. How should I put it? As long as your meanness doesn’t affect us.

30. The farthest distance in the world is not the ends of the world, or the separation between life and death, but the fact that I was born in the motherland, but I don’t know what is happening in the motherland. 31. I'm sorry to make you laugh.

32. I really want to send you to a cage to parade around the streets and taste the deliciousness of Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs. 33. A true good friend does not mean that you have endless topics to talk about when you are together, but when you are together, you will not feel embarrassed even if you don’t talk.

34. Your appearance is very refreshing. 35. If you chase me naked for two kilometers and I look back, I will be considered a gangster! 36. He looks very innocent, but he looks sorry for the people and the party.

37. You rely on mountains instead of rivers to watch cocks die and dogs fuck. 38. Which school did you graduate from? All your annoying degrees have gone up to postdoctoral level! ! 39. If you say I am nervous, I will be shocked; if you say I am sentimental, I will be alarmed. If you cry, it will rain; if you get angry, you will come to me.

40. You need to reinvent the wheel. 41. As soon as you go out, birds will fly away from thousands of mountains and all traces of people will disappear.

42. You are slowing down the Internet speed and consuming too much memory. 43. You are illegal! 31. How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't just call someone whatever their parents look like! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to the pig.

37. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is very beautiful and the other is like you. 46. ??People say that I married you just like flowers stuck in cow dung. In fact, I never thought that you were cow dung, but - dog dung.

47. Why don’t you walk on the great road of the world? 49. How can the beauty of the world be set off without your presence.

3. What sentences can be used to satirize women's willfulness?

Sentences to satirize women:

Women use friendship to reject love, and men use friendship to exchange for love. ?

Do you think the most sour feeling is jealousy? No, the most sour feeling is that I have no right to be jealous. ?

People, looking beautiful is not as good as living a beautiful life. ?

You look like you are safe.

Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

Your appearance is not accurate and your proportions are not right

You need to go back to the drawing board and rebuild it

How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't just call someone whatever their parents look like! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to the pig.

Kissing a smoking woman is equivalent to kissing an ashtray.

After all, this is not a society where people love bitches, so you’d better restrain yourself.

Please don’t insult my intelligence with your poor acting skills!

I am not a fortune teller in the square, and I can’t talk as much as you like to hear.

Only women and heroes have trouble, only wives and jobs are hard to find.

Flowers often belong not to the people who appreciate them, but to the cow dung.

As long as your meanness doesn’t affect us.