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If you are the one, the campus version of the sketch script
Hunan city university version of "If You Are the One" sketch script

The characters in the play

Moderator: Tang Fei.

Female guest: Xiao Meimei, 1; No.2 Wang Xifeng; 3. Yang; 4. Zhang Furong

Male guest: Brother Sharp of 1; Second place Li Minhao;

Tang Fei: Jiangsu Satellite TV's Metamorphosis is an imitator with a serious style.

Zhang Furong: Interesting.

Wang Xifeng: Funny.

Yang: Beautiful and charming.

Xiao Meimei: Personality, Fashion and Sexiness

Brother Sharp: Beggar image, second, cool.

Li Minhao: Gao Fushuai.

Script text

Host's appearance music

Tang Fei: Hello everyone! Welcome to the 20 13 brand-new dating program "If You Are the One" organized by hunan city university Singles Club. I'm Tang Fei, the host of this program. We only offer casual love. If you are still single and expect an unforgettable encounter, please sign up for our program. If male and female guests succeed in holding hands in the program, they can get the clearance certificate of Putonghua and Speech Eloquence Examination issued by Teacher Wang Jing. Ok, everyone, next we will invite four beautiful single girls today. Please give up!

The music started and the female guest appeared-girlfriend.

Moderator: Please welcome the first female guest, 22-year-old Xiao Meimei from Shaoyang, Hunan.

Lines: Hello everyone! My name is Xiao Meimei. I am a legendary woman in the new era, and I won the title of master, chef, rogue and mistress. I am the one who loves most. In my eyes, I am nothing but love.

I am L 'Oré al Paris, and you deserve it!

(posing and returning to the guest seat)

Moderator: Please welcome the second female guest, 23-year-old Miss Wang Xifeng from Hebei.

The music played, the female guests appeared-

Lines: Hello, I'm Wang Xifeng, and everyone who knows me well calls me Xifeng. I am 23 years old, everyone loves me, flowers bloom and flowers fall, and my car has a flat tire! Every time I walk down the street, either a handsome guy turns around or a beautiful woman jumps off a building! I read widely at the age of 9 and reached my peak at the age of 20. No one is better than me intellectually, so make up for it in appearance. (When you say "appearance", emphasize and make a gesture of caressing your face)

My mate selection criteria are: age 25-28, height 176- 183. My requirements are not high at all. I am a graduate of Peking University or Tsinghua. (The last sentence is particularly emphasized)

(Drag back to the guest seat)

Moderator: Please welcome the third female guest, 22-year-old Yang from Yiyang, Hunan.

The music started and the female guest appeared-girlfriend.

Lines: (The baby's voice is very delicate) Hello everyone! I am Yang, beautiful and sweet, fair-skinned, with a good figure, smart and lovely. Thank you for your support!

My mate selection criteria are, Lee MinHo, come on, come on. ...

(Blows a kiss and gracefully returns to the guest seat)

Moderator: Please welcome the fourth female guest Sister Furong, 22 years old, from Zhuzhou, Hunan.

When the music started, the female guests made a funny appearance-the song of onion

Lines: Hello everyone! I'm Zhang Furong. A beautiful woman like me is as bright and outstanding as a firefly in the dark, no matter where she is. My charming S-shaped figure, amazing dancing skills and sexy lips have betrayed me deeply!

My criteria for choosing a spouse is that I don't want to be the right person, I just want to feel in place. Thank you!

(Bowing and returning to the guest seat)

Tang Fei: Welcome four beautiful female guests. This is a procedural rule. Our rules here are simple. First, the male guests introduce themselves, and then they can ask and answer freely. Do you like it? Yes or no is on this sign in your hand.

Are you all ready? Let's welcome the number one male guest today, Brother Sharp.

Brother Sharp Music-Theme Song of Shanghai Beach

Brother Sharp: (Wei Ling Wei Ling walks out of the model with a cigar) Hello, I'm Brother Sharp. Brother, I traveled from south to north, drank water behind the toilet, ran over my leg on the train track and kissed a fool. Today, I came to the stage if you are the one, and my goal is to hold your hand and drag it away! If you don't go, hum, I'll knock you out and drag you away!

Tang Fei: Oh, Brother Sharp, your walking posture is great.

Brother Sharp: I didn't take the road, but my life.

Tang Fei: Ladies, do you like his appearance?

Yang: Brother Fei, we women prefer bad men to bad men.

Zhang Furong: Occasionally! You are so handsome, do people like you still need to come on blind dates?

Brother Sharp: That's right. Some people say that my left face is an idol.

Zhang Furong: I like you very much. What's your occupation?

Brother Sharp: I don't want money, I want to be smart.

Zhang Furong: Have you considered changing careers in the future?

Brother Sharp: Those who are not afraid of debt collection are heroes, but those who are afraid of debt are really poor. I choose, I like it!

Xifeng: Male guest, can you come closer and let me have a look?

Brother Sharp, step forward.

Xi- Feng: Oh, at first glance, you are not so good. If you look carefully, you might as well take a quick look.

Xiao Meimei: She looks really good. There are two anyway!

Tang Fei: The female guest's mouth is really fierce! Please choose now.

Give all x's.

F: Unfortunately, the first male guest failed. Let's welcome the second male guest, Li Minhao, with warm applause.

Li Minhao: Hello, everyone! I'm Li Minhao, from Malan Mountain.

Tang Fei: Oh, Li Minhao, welcome. Judging from the reaction of the female guests, you are still quite popular. I hope you can succeed hand in hand today.

Li Minhao: I have repeatedly stressed the need to keep a low profile. But you have to give me applause and scream.

Tang Fei: Xifeng, the female guests can't hold back. What do you want to ask?

Feng: Male guest, what do you think of me?

Li Minhao: Ladies, you are very creative, very abstract and refreshing! !

Xifeng angrily raised the X card.

Sister Furong: Male guest, do you like children?

Li Minhao: Of course I want to. I even thought of a name. I will have a son named "handsome" in the future, and others will say, "handsome dad!" "

Sister Furong: Male guest, you are very humorous.

Yang: Male guest, I think you look like a person.

Li Minhao: Oh? Is it?

Yang: Yes, I like my next boyfriend very much!

(Li Minhao scratches his head embarrassedly and smiles. )

Tang Fei: All right, girls, it's time to make a statement. Please take out your placards and show them.

Yang and Xiao Meimei raise O, while others raise X.

Sound effect of female guests turning off lights -2 lights

Tang Fei: OK, two female guests left lights for our male guests. Male guest, now you have a chance to express your love for your girl.

Music plays, and male guests express their music-this is love.

(Li Minhao walks up to Yang and takes out a red rose. )

Li Minhao: Ladies, I not only have a car, money, a house and a diamond ring, but also a heart to accompany you to your old age. Would you like to?

Yang: (moved to tears) I do!

The two men held hands sweetly.

The music played and the match was successful-Romeo and Juliet

Tang Fei: Let's congratulate you two with warm applause for your success in holding hands, and at the same time get the clearance certificate of Putonghua and Speech Eloquence Examination issued by Teacher Wang Jing. Today's 20 13 special program "If You Are the One" ends here. See you next time!

The music continued, and Romeo and Juliet became louder and louder.