2. I'm going on a blind date tomorrow. Who knows the cosmetic surgeon? I don't ask for much, just make it look like my photo!
3. The meat steamed stuffed bun drank too much wine and vomited all the time. Later, he turned into steamed bread.
4. Da Vinci's password has not been cracked yet, and the fundamental reason is that we don't know his account number!
5. With so many leaders here, you'd better talk as little as possible, and people will know that the food in our canteen is not good as soon as you open your mouth!
6. Don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality comes from who I am, and my attitude depends on who you are.
7. In fact, we don't need to care so much outside. Even strangers can't guarantee that we won't dance square dance together in a few decades.
8. Actually, you are quite smart, but your IQ is a little low. Actually, you are handsome, but your face is a little ugly. Actually, you are quite tall, but your legs are a little short.
9. I'm used to your warmth for a long time. Why can't we go on like this? Why do I have to bear the pain of breaking up with the quilt alone in the cold morning!
1. Jin Yong wrote 14 books, the names of which can be linked into a couplet. JK Rowling has written seven books, the names of which can be linked into a joke to ensure that you laugh after reading them.
11. Now boys are whiter, taller and more beautiful than girls. Is the world for boys coming?
12. I really envy you local tyrants who ride bicycles to school. I'm fed up with taking a taxi to school every day!
13. There are two things that others can't take away, one is the food I eat in my stomach, and the other is the dream hidden in my heart, so I want to be a dreamy foodie.
14. It's not easy for girls nowadays. They should be fresh and well-behaved in front of their families, gentle and quiet in front of strangers, learn to bully in front of teachers, swear at rotten women in front of classmates, be cute and lovable in front of their lovers, and be hooligans in front of their girlfriends!
15. think clearly before you come near me. I have nothing but handsome.
16. Please teach your children to distinguish between "sister" and "aunt". Thank you!
17. A real foodie can't say the word "lose weight" unless he is full!
18. The differences between schools at different stages are: primary school fees, junior high school fees, senior high school fees, and college fees!
19. It is said that when you make a phone call with a big screen, your face will look small, but I always feel that your screen looks so small with a 12-inch tablet!
2. When I was a child, I thought that when I grew up, I could save the whole world, but when I grew up, I found that the whole world could not save me!