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A scholar taught his son (a play).

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Actor: Son-; Guest-; Scholar-; Narrator

Narrator: There was a poor scholar who gave birth to a son, but he was stupid, because he only had this child, and he expected to make a name for himself at home. Once, several friends from afar came to see him. He quickly sharpened his gun and called his son into the study from the outside.

Scholar: "When the guests come, you should behave yourself and look learned. If the guest asks about the tree in front of the door, you can answer: buy it in bad years.

Son: (repeated many times) I won't do it in 2008. I'll buy it.

Scholar: If the guest asks about the rockery behind the house, you can say: The soldiers were in a state of chaos and were buried in the soil long ago. Son: (repeated many times) The soldiers were in chaos and had already been buried in the soil.

Scholar: If people go to see the food in the hut, tell them: My parents worked hard to earn it.

Son: (repeated many times) My parents earned it.

Scholar: If people see the scholar's card on the wall, you must answer: Nothing unusual, there is no one in our family.

Son: (repeated many times) Nothing unusual. Our family has a small population.

Narrator: He told his son not to do anything these days, but to memorize what he taught. Here comes the guest. In order to let his son show his talents, the scholar deliberately did not come forward. Let him receive the guests alone.

Customer: (after entering the door) Where did your father go?

Son: "If you can't make it this year, buy it."

Guest: (surprised) "Where's your mother?"

Son: "The soldiers are in chaos and buried in the soil."

Guest: (the child said something irrelevant and sighed at a pile of cow dung) "Hey, it's not small, it's all shit and urine."

Son: "My parents earned it."

Guest: (can't help it) "Are you the son of a scholar's family? Why are you so stupid? ! "

Son: "Nothing unusual. Every generation in our family has one."

Beautiful cock

Narrator: Once upon a time, there was a rooster who thought he was beautiful and sang triumphantly all day.

Rooster: Rooster Rooster is really beautiful, with bright red hair, shiny neck and golden feet, better than me.

Narrator: One day, the rooster was full and singing. He came to a big tree and saw a woodpecker.

Rooster: Woodpecker with a long mouth, let's compare who is the most beautiful.

Woodpecker: Sorry, the old tree has bugs. I want to treat it.

Narrator: The rooster listened, sang and walked away.

Rooster: Rooster Rooster is really beautiful, with bright red hair. . . . . .

Narrator: The rooster came to an orchard and saw a bee.

Rooster: Little bee with bulging eyes. Let's have a competition. Who is beautiful?

Bee: Sorry, the fruit trees are blooming. I'm going to pick honey.

Narrator: The rooster listened, sang again, and then swaggered away.

Rooster: Rooster Rooster is really beautiful, with bright red hair. . . . . .

Narrator: The rooster came to a paddy field and saw a frog.

Rooster: Big-bellied frog, let's race. Who is beautiful?

Frog: Sorry, there are pests in the rice fields. I want to catch them.

Narrator: The rooster saw that no one was more beautiful than him, so he had to go back. On the way, the rooster met an old horse carrying grain and told the old horse that he was more beautiful than woodpeckers, bees and frogs. It asked the old horse sadly.

Rooster: Uncle Ma Lao, I want to compete with them. Why are they ignoring me?

Ma Lao: Because they know that beauty depends not only on appearance, but also on whether it can help people do things.

Narrator: The rooster was ashamed. He would never compete with anyone again. He crows before dawn every day and urges people to get up early again and again.

Rooster: (crows like a rooster).

Narrator:

Once upon a time, there was a country of roses. The little princess in the land of roses is lively and lovely. Look, here she comes.

The little princess slowly appeared:

Our country is like a garden, with roses everywhere. I am beautiful and lovely, and everyone likes me very much. Wahaha, Wahaha, everyone likes me very much. (It can be accompanied by Wahaha music)

Gee, what smells so good? Haha, it smells like lobster. I like fish, meat and lobster best. Listen, my mother is calling me. Oh, I'm going to eat lobster! (Mother's cry comes from inside: My little princess, come and eat lobster! )

The food fairy appeared:

I am a gourmet fairy. If anyone meets me, I promise to eat well, have good nutrition and never get fat. I haven't been to the land of roses for a long time. I heard that there is a lovely little princess here.

The little princess jumped out at the same time: (At this time, the little princess has put on a mask because she has become very fat and ugly. And I can't jump any more, walking like an old lady. )

The little princess is singing: Our country is like a garden, with roses everywhere. Everyone likes me very much and says I am a lovely little princess.

The food fairy shouted, are you kidding? I heard that the little princess in the land of roses is slim and lovely. How can she be so fat that she can't even walk and sing like a crow?

The little princess shouted angrily, How dare you say that I sing like a crow? Who are you?

The food fairy said: I am a food fairy, and I am telling the truth. Please look in the mirror. (The fairy takes out a mirror and shows it to the little princess)

The little princess saw herself in the mirror and began to cry sadly: no wonder everyone won't let me look in the mirror. So I've become so ugly! entreat ...

The fairy said, Little Princess, can you tell me what you eat every day?

The little princess said: I eat chicken hamburgers, hot chocolate, fried eggs, milk chocolate, fried steak, fried pork chops, cream cones, fried chicken legs, butter omelets, ice cream and many snacks and sweets every day.

Fairy asked: Do you never eat fruits and vegetables?

The little princess said, I hate fruits and vegetables.

The food fairy said, then you can live like an ugly man.

The little princess cried again: no, no, I don't like this ugly look at all. I can't walk, sing or dance. You are a fairy, please help me. As long as it can make me the same as before, I will listen to you. (speaking with a gasp. )

You must keep your promise, said the immortal.

The little princess said, I am a princess, and of course I keep my word.

The food fairy touched the little princess's head with fairy wand, and they came to the vegetable kingdom.

Narrator: The food fairy brought the little princess to the vegetable kingdom. Vegetables surrounded the little princess.

The food fairy said: This is the princess of the rose country. Because I don't like to eat vegetables and fruits, I have become this ugly appearance. Her heart is almost surrounded by fat, and her health is threatened. She wants to be as beautiful and healthy as before. I hope you can help her.

The dishes said in unison, OK, OK, no problem. We will certainly help her.

The food fairy said, children, please introduce yourself.

Luffa said: My name is Luffa. Eat my fruit, cool and moisten the lungs, but also eliminate toxins in the body, so my fruit can be used as medicine. Also, my fruit is rich in fiber, and eating it often will make your large intestine traffic smooth.

The little princess said, I didn't expect you to be so capable.

Carrot: My name is Carrot. Eating my fruit can effectively fight free radicals. You must not know what a free radical is. Free radical is a substance produced by human body in metabolism. Excessive production of free radicals will destroy healthy cells, accelerate aging, and easily get diseases such as cancer and heart disease. Now that I'm here, you don't have to be afraid, because my carotene will protect you, eat my fruit and protect your eyes. I am the champion of cancer prevention in the vegetable kingdom.

The little princess said, Oh, you are really something.

Onion: My name is onion. Eating my fruit can enhance resistance. I am also an anti-cancer warrior in vegetables.

The little princess said, I will like you.

Green vegetable said: My name is green vegetable. Besides carotene, I also have vitamin C and chlorophyll, which are indispensable nutrients for human body.

The little princess said, I will like you, too.

Broad bean: My name is broad bean. There is a song that praises me like this: eat peas, grow meat, and don't eat peas. Don't get me wrong, think I'll make you fat again. My body is full of protein, and protein is the main substance that makes blood and muscles. Eat my fruit, not fat, but lean meat.

Potato: My name is potato, and some people call me potato. It's nutritious and delicious. Eat my fruit. Hey, you won't feel tired dancing and singing.

Little Princess: I like you so much.

Tomato: My name is tomato. My fruit contains a lot of vitamin C. Eating my fruit regularly can prevent scurvy, easily prevent colds and make my skin particularly good.

Princess: I will eat tomatoes every day in the future.

Big Winter Melon: I am the king of the vegetable kingdom. I am big and delicious. If you eat my fruit often, you will become slim and healthy.

The little princess said, I am so willing to make friends with you. I will eat fruits and vegetables every day.

Narrator: In this way, the little princess lived in the vegetable kingdom for a year and made friends with the citizens of the vegetable kingdom.

The dish surrounded the little princess, and the little princess squatted on the ground and quietly took off her mask. Vegetables face the audience and sing as they walk, forming a circle:

There is a little princess. She only likes meat dishes, not vegetables. Alas, she has become ugly. Fortunately, she came to the vegetable country and got rid of her bad habits. She changed, changed and became beautiful and healthy.

When the food was scattered, the little princess took off her mask and jumped out. She has become as beautiful as before.

Little princess, I'm so glad to see you recover. Mom and dad miss you very much. Let me take you home.

The little princess and the food fairy waved to the vegetables: friends, thank you, goodbye!

The vegetables waved and said, goodbye!