1. Funny things after the exam:
2. This semester can be divided into three stages: waiting for Tomb Sweeping Day, looking forward to May Day, and waiting for the Dragon Boat Festival. After the Dragon Boat Festival, pack up and prepare for the summer vacation. .
3. The Chinese New Year is the most scary thing. I politely pushed away your red envelope, but you believed it.
4. The art of self-cultivation is actually the art of lying.
5. I know why I have been unable to lose weight, because I have you inside my body.
6. Don’t be obsessed with the pot. The pot is just for frying rice.
7. Bitch, do you know? Your face, which brings disaster to the country and the people, made my stomach secrete vomit for three days to show excitement.
8. The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, I will definitely shoot my dad on the beach
9. Live for money, the more I have, the happier I am.
10. If poverty limits your imagination, why can you still come up with so many ways to save money?
11. I don’t mind if you say I’m handsome, but don’t get involved with my friends. They have nothing to do with them. They are just a bunch of innocent fools
12. What are other people thinking? That's other people's business, just be yourself
13. A little girl once said to me upstairs: Brother, you are so handsome! I immediately replied: handsome or handsome, whatever you want.
14. Don’t mess with me, or I will make you die in a rhythmic manner. /suanming/
15. The seniors told us: Do you feel afraid of the final exam because you don’t know what the teacher will do? Let me tell you, it’s even more difficult for the teacher because the teacher doesn’t know what you will do. What
16. Our cornfield is almost turning into a popcorn field.
17. Do you have a girlfriend? If not, would you like to have one? If yes, would you like to replace it with one? If not, would you mind having one more.
18. Do you have a partner? I can't afford one elephant, let alone a pair.
19. Some boys don’t even know a girl’s character or character. They just say they like her after looking at a photo. This is not called liking her, this is called buying food.
20. You said you look like something, and the white-bone demon would be so scared that he would seek refuge with the Buddha after seeing you.
21. Violence cannot solve problems. Come on, let’s sit down calmly and you praise me for an hour.
22. It is not the mistress who is hateful, but the mistress who cannot withstand the temptation of the mistress.
23. I won’t bend down if money falls from the sky, because even pies from the sky won’t fall, let alone money.
24. I’ve been single for a long time, and I can’t stand looking at dogs. I feel like I have a pretty face, and I can even unscrew a fire hydrant, let alone a bottle cap.
25. Suddenly I miss my partner so much that I don’t know if he has eaten, whether he is busy, where he lives, how old he is, and what his name is.
26. Give me a woman, and I can create a nation. !
27. Bed. Don't do this. You let me go. I am a person with homework. . .
28. What girls today need is not a prince, but a male god who can help with mathematics, physics and chemistry.
29. Being a handsome person is very tiring, I really understand this.
30. People who often fight and quarrel with you must like you very much; people who often call you stupid are people who care about you; people who often call you fat, you will tease them until they die. .
31. My principle is: I won’t offend anyone unless they offend me; if someone offends me, I will get angry!
32. I look so good-looking. First of all, I want to thank my parents. If they hadn’t given me a pair of good hands, would I have been able to make myself look so beautiful?
33. In fact, I am just afraid that my enthusiasm will make your love cold.
34. First couplet: As soon as you enter the school gate, it is as deep as the sea. Lower couplet: From then on, integrity is criticized by passers-by: I am so stupid
35. It is said that life is like a play, and play is like life, then Why don't you just sing~ A classic sentence that I deeply understand
I heard a sentence that day, and I don't know whether it's good or bad without the depth.
Recently, I have come to realize this deeply. Even the people close to me are like this. I think I understand it, but in fact, I don’t. What are the difficulties in life? Is it wrong whether you do it or not? Is it wrong to say it or not? still. . . . . . Maybe I'm too sensitive and too pessimistic, but in my confusion, I really don't know where the right path is? How to proceed? Every time at this time, I will think of the words of a primary school classmate: I want to make friends with you because your smile is so bright! once Upon a time? Where did the smile go? The splendor is gone?
Classic sentences with profound experience
1. As I type this right now, my whole body is filled with a sense of sadness and powerlessness, and my tears are silently lingering. This is not nonsense or nonsense. It’s an exaggeration. Everyone who has experienced it has a deep understanding of it. Is Youhe the same as me?
2. I really have a deep understanding of something today. On the way home today, I met a big brother from the Northeast. He may He was drunk, and then he suddenly threatened me for no reason. Out of my usual habits, I casually said, "I am sick," and then I said, "I have the wrong person." As a result, he turned back to me and said, "How can you say that someone is sick?" What about illness? I forgot everything I said after that. Anyway, now I feel that I really shouldn’t have said I was sick, but it was also because I was so scared! ! ! And the Northeastern eldest brother is really scary when he is drunk in Attack on Titan.
3. Do your own thing, others are completely unreliable. I feel it deeply.
4. How many times have I walked alone on the streets of my hometown, envisioning how I would feel when walking on the streets of a strange city? But now, walking on the streets of a foreign land, I have a deep understanding of it. It turns out that No matter how many times I rehearse, I can't replicate the mood at this moment. At least when I walk here, I think about a person's loneliness and the pressure of life. But when I walk on a familiar street, I think about you. Only then did I realize that I left for getting over You.
5. It is said that Shandong is being transformed into the Northeast. I understand this deeply. The resource-plundering industry cannot continue after the resources are hollowed out. A few years ago, I heard that the entire city of a coal mining city was hollowed out. There are no new economic growth points. Shandong people are very concerned about the iron rice bowl and love face. They only look at people’s jobs to see if they have establishments. After all, except for small businesses working within the system, there is no stability at all. They will go bankrupt in a few years. .
6. After being married for more than half a year, I have realized that life is about constantly making trouble for yourself, why bother! I must have been crazy to think about getting married.
7. My mother was cleaning the house while sighing and asking me to get married quickly. She said she has a deep understanding that more than 20 years ago, she caused trouble at home, and more than 20 years later, she went out to cause trouble to others. I don’t, I don’t
8. No one or anything is worth your staying up late, being angry and not eating. The fault is someone else’s, but your body is yours. Now I understand this deeply.
9. After listening to Ran Yingying’s speech, I feel that she is a very great woman. She cherishes everything Zou Shiming has achieved with her fists. I want to watch my lover fight with his life, at any time She should always be the most worried and distressed person on the sidelines of the game, and I understand this very well. Just like I would rather not have so much material life than my future husband who has to pay too much and lose too much for work, money, and interests. I would rather he make less money than drink with clients until he vomits. , I was so drunk that I couldn’t sleep, I had a headache, and I fell asleep holding the toilet in the middle of the night. This would make me feel very distressed, and I would think that those substances have no meaning. Although the way of working is a personal choice, even relatives should respect it. Don't interfere too much. I hope he can be more relaxed, free, happy and on his own.
10. We must support our goddess. I can only describe the joy I felt as a child. I think they really love each other very much. I am also a mother, and I understand myself deeply. I think this is great.
11. I read a book about good mothers educating their children. There is a striking sentence in it. point of view has benefited a lot. Children must be taught tolerance. Of all the virtues you can choose, you must choose tolerance. Although peace and quiet are also precious, tolerance can soothe yourself and make you more easy-going. Another point is to learn to delay sexual gratification. I had a deep understanding of this when I was a child, and it can train people's self-discipline. The third point is, if you want good skin, eat more fruits and vegetables, haha
12. It has been two days and two nights with almost no sleep, and during this period, some old things that the elderly often talk about are flashing through my mind. Words, parents don't know how to raise a child, it's a hard day for a mother's birthday.
Only now do I realize that parents have sacrificed a lot from the moment they wait for their child to be born, and mothers are suffering from the pain of childbirth. The pain is unimaginable. I hope to care more about my parents who are getting older and cherish my loved ones who have suffered pain!
13. After watching "Wolf Warrior 2", in addition to being very excited, I have a deeper understanding of the importance of a country owning aircraft carriers, not only for strategic deterrence, but also for the protection of overseas Chinese and civilians. The important core of overseas assets
14. I have a deep understanding of my son’s behavior when he is about six years old. I have an uncle who owns a restaurant. One time I went to his house and there happened to be a plate of fried chicken on the table. Liu, I have been staring since I entered, but I didn’t dare to ask for it, so I just kept staring. Later, my aunt brought me a bunch and I finished it in about five seconds. Later, I wanted to eat more but I was afraid that I would be eaten. Said, my uncle can't stand it anymore, so that I told me what you are polite to me, and searched for what you are in your own home
Fifteen. But it’s a quiet, independent space where no one can disturb you. In this space, you can enjoy your own solitude. On my way to get off work, I enjoy this quiet space very much. I don’t like people coming along, probably because I don’t like others disturbing my space that only belongs to me.
16. I didn’t understand why so many people liked Jay Chou’s songs before. I really wanted to correct his distorted voice, but over time I discovered that his songs contained the sweet memories of many people, and he was How many people have crazyly chased their idols in the past, and they have a deep understanding of this.
17. Mood greatly affects a person’s efficiency! I feel it deeply today.
18. After a busy day, if I hadn’t asked stupidly, I wouldn’t have felt the presence of his message at all. In contrast, EX received the message at noon and was too late to return to get off work. He was thinking about it and quickly searched for a reply on his mobile phone. Then he waited anxiously for a long time. I was restless, thinking that maybe I wouldn't reply, and wondering why I didn't. . Anyone who takes it seriously will lose and I know it well
19. It is said that Taiwanese people are of high quality and are hospitable to others. I still know this. The accommodation booked for this trip to Taiwan is basically B&B. , so I had more interactions with Taiwanese people, especially in Hualien, where I had a lot of contact with the B&B owner. On the first day I arrived in Hualien, the owner enthusiastically took out a map to mark the route, and even took the initiative to drive me to the night market. I was wandering around by myself in Tainan, and encountered a heavy rain on the way. I happened to catch up with my meal, so I hid in a snack bar next to an alley, ordered two or three snacks, and chatted with the boss while eating, about my eating habits. , consumption level, income, housing, two-child policy, etc. The driver of the carpool was enthusiastic and talkative. During lunch, the Taipei people in the car took the initiative to invite me to share the order with them. When visiting the Chiang Kai-shek Memorial Hall, the tour guide learned that I was from Coming from Nanjing, there are a few more topics to talk about. If you have any questions during the journey, both the service staff and passers-by can respond positively. But there are still some uncomfortable feelings deep inside. The first time I felt uncomfortable was when a B&B owner called me a Chinese friend. Later, I paid attention to the sense of belonging of Taiwanese people and found that a considerable number of Taiwanese people do not regard themselves as Chinese friends. As Chinese, they consider themselves to be people of the Republic of China and Taiwanese. To them, the Chinese are foreigners, but to me, the Taiwanese are one family. We have the same roots!
20. The finale of "My First Half of Life" has come to an end. Apart from the brilliance of the protagonist, these two little characters made me feel more deeply and have a deeper understanding.
20 1. People are always capable of something, but there will also be another major flaw for you, which I understand deeply.
22. In the final analysis, marriage is about money. Poor and humble couples are miserable even if they are not married yet. I understand this deeply. They all say that you have to finish the road you choose on your knees, but if there is a medicine for regret, I will definitely eat a full meal first.
23. I have learned a lot. It is very necessary to have a serious work attitude and be rigorous in doing things! In this way you can learn more and get more. Now you have a deep understanding of it and I hope you can do better and better.
24. One thing I have come to realize as I have grown up is that at a certain stage, when you like something, it is a bit extravagant for you but it is within the scope of affordability. Whatever you want or want to do, just do it. Because joy waits for no one, don't wait for something that is no longer a burden to you and your happiness will be greatly reduced. Don't have any regrets at a certain moment.
Well, after looking at it for so long, I finally convinced myself to place an order.
25. Why was Zhao Lei able to write the song Chengdu? I have a deep understanding of it now, and I am afraid that I will be dedicating a Changchun song to everyone in the near future.
26. Mom works very hard. I spent a long time with her in class today and I have a deep understanding of it! I accompany my mother to get off work in the evening
Twenty-seven, three-hour movie, black and white is the most striking tone, human nature always has its truest test in the most cruel environment, the ending The twist is very exciting. I haven’t watched a movie of this length for a long time. Maybe it’s a classic so I can keep watching it, but I always feel that not all classics can be deeply understood. After all, there are some differences in expression between the West and the East!
28. Those who hate reading to the point of reading are the most disgusting group. This group is the most wasteful of food and the most trouble-making group in this country, from the selfish, cold-blooded and harsh group of owners in the community to the people on Douban and Weibo. Those who think they have read a few obscure and strange books and think they are just keyboard trash who thinks they are superior to others and criticize others, these people are the most useless trash on the planet. Several powerful kings in Chinese history knew this very well and were ruthless in their actions.
29. Dad said: You are right. I understand this sentence deeply. My feelings for your aunt are indescribable. Learn to be a mature person
A mature person is unassuming and not boring; honest, reliable, positive and optimistic
A person's physical maturity is naturally formed with age. But a person's psychological maturity must be related to experience and his ability to understand things, that is, his understanding.
A person can understand from what he has experienced, whether it is good or bad, whether he is happy or sad, why he is happy, why he is sad, and why he did it well? Why did this go wrong? If he understands, he will find out the experience, he will be more calm in doing things, he will be able to handle problems with ease, and he will feel very experienced. But sophistication is not maturity. Sophistication and maturity are similar but different.
To be mature, a person must have good self-cultivation. Being sophisticated without self-cultivation is not mature.
For a mature person:
When lonely, he enjoys the silence of silence. He was grateful that the inspiration came from the loneliness in his heart at that moment.
When he is lonely, he can find things to do that interest him and let the loneliness dissipate.
Whenever difficult situations arise, he handles them calmly.
Whenever he was embarrassed, he used humor to resolve it.
When in pain, he heals himself.
When he is happy, he smiles.
When he failed, he thought it was paving the way for success.
When he succeeds, he feels it is inevitable.
He is always sincere when facing friends, and always smiles when meeting opponents.
A mature person, unassuming and not boring; honest, reliable, positive and optimistic
Ups and downs are the only path he must go through, and happiness is the criterion he grasps.
The charm of a person is his maturity. He can say what he should say and do what he can do; he is not exaggerated, unassuming, and boring; he is reliable, honest, optimistic, and positive. Good night text: Be a Forgetful person
Good night text: Be a forgetful person
Real society, complex human hearts,
In this short and tiring life ,
Please be a forgetful person.
The sun rises and falls, life has its bitterness and sweetness.
If you have a good memory, you will get upset easily.
It is better to live every day in a muddle.
Some things disturb your mood.
It’s not that you have a bad temper, but that you care too much.
When you meet unreasonable people, you cannot explain clearly;
When you meet people who are not grateful, kindness is useless.
Your carelessness will make the days long and boring;
Your forgetfulness can make life beautiful.
Be a forgetful person,
Forget the sadness of the past,
Forget the indifference of people,
Forget everything that disturbs your mood. Negative energy.
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Your life should have sunshine everywhere,
Your smile should bloom every day,
Why bother? Keep those worries in mind,
Make yourself miserable and unable to sleep.
Please be a confused, simple and forgetful person.
Don’t get angry about trivial things, don’t worry about others,
Keep happiness firmly in mind,
Leave worries behind.