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Reporters interview the end of the world (funny short play)

Text: Interview with Doomsday reporter (young reporter comes on stage (shaking his head and sighing, talking to himself): Hey! They are all eight generations of blood mildew, and they don't understand anything! Crazy! Photographer (coming to ask): What's the matter? Look at your sad face? Suffer indignities on the stage again? Reporter: Hey, in Taiwan Province, it was clearly stated today that they wanted to fuck us, and we were not assigned "outdated tasks". I didn't even know what to do yesterday.

Video props need: reporter: microphone, press card, young man: suit cameraman: camera, chicken fillet: 3 cups of milk tea, 3 packets of chicken fillet, a table, a piece of red paper tape, student: schoolbag girl: bicycle uncle: broom, work clothes, reporter for the first scene (young reporter walks to the stage (shaking his head and sighing, talking to himself): Hey! They are all eight generations of blood mildew, and they don't understand anything! Crazy! Photographer (coming to ask): What's the matter? Look at your sad face? Suffer indignities on the stage again? Reporter: Hey, in Taiwan Province, it was clearly stated today that they wanted to fuck us, and we were not assigned "outdated tasks". I didn't even know what to do yesterday. Photographer: What "outdated task"? Reporter: Do you know the end of the world predicted by the Mayans a few days ago? We should interview people about the end of the world predicted by the Mayans. Isn't it sunny? You said that this time has passed, and there is nothing to interview. This is obviously embarrassing for us in Taiwan Province, which is good. This is the end of the world. I think today is probably the end of our world. When assigning this task, look at the annoying faces of other groups. It's hateful. I also estimate that there will be layoffs in Taiwan Province recently, and I'm trying to get us to pack up and leave here early. . Photographer: Hey, don't tell me, the thought of our dismissal makes me feel sour. You say it's not that we don't work hard and always provide some true reports, but why do we always like some liars and flatterers in this room? However, what should I do if I lose my job? I have an 80-year-old mother and starving children. Oh, God, help me, poor man. Reporter: Yes, it hurts me! Just a doomsday interview. I can't believe that my brother and I can't come today. Let's wait at the station and give us red envelopes. Come on, let's get to work! Photographer: Well, (praying while walking) God bless, today must be successful. The reporter in front turned his head and said to the cameraman walking behind him, Wait and see ... with a thud, he directly knocked down a young man on his way to work. The reporter quickly said sorry and helped the young man up: your eyes are not long, you can't walk well, and your brain is caught in the door. Photographer: (I don't like it) I said, why do you talk like this, young man ... Young man: I am like this. What's the matter? Is it reasonable to hit people? You don't have to pay the medical bills, which is good. Reporter: I had a brainwave and stopped the photographer. Hello, I'm really sorry. We are reporters from Wenzhou Radio Station, and now we are going to do an interview. I think you are good-looking and absolutely suitable for this program. May I interview you? Young man: (looks at his watch) If you have any questions, ask them quickly. The company car will come soon. Reporter and cameraman prepare props: Action reporter: Hello, I'm a reporter from Wenzhou TV Station. Have you ever heard of the end of the world predicted by Maya? Youth: Mayan prophecy? Did you say 65438+February 2 1? Time has passed, and you are still interviewing. Is your TV station a bit out of date? It's time to say the end of the world! What did you do before? Reporter: Here's the thing. . . Let me tell you something! Youth: (Interrupting) I tell you, in this era, I really don't want to talk about those useless things. When I talk about them, these are all prepared words: If tomorrow is the end of the world, I will say something to my parents, wife and children, sorry, and do whatever I want. That's all bullshit. What is the end of the world? No money now is the end of the world. You think, with money, what else is not? What can't money buy? Youth: Love? Now those women are demanding more and more to find a partner. Do you know what the Gao Fushuai standard is? That is, they are slim, rich and handsome. You said that a short and ugly person like you deserves to be single for life without money! The reporter and cameraman were just trying to defend themselves when they were robbed again. ) Youth: Friendship. What do you mean by friendship? Friendship is made by inviting people to dinner. If you have no money, who will want to make friends with you? Only people poorer than you will have the cheek to make friends with you. Look, look, what time is it now, and you are still holding such a big camera to interview. What do you think this is? Apple Generation 5, just brought back from America. This is high-tech! Should you apply to your TV station for such a thing? Reporter: Thank you for your advice. What does a promising young man like you think of the future? Young people: People nowadays like to talk about life and ideals. Don't you think these things are empty? People nowadays should be realistic, understand? Ideal? That's all bullshit. Now knowledge is exploding, undergraduates are everywhere, and there are as many graduate students as dogs. Street sweepers need a bachelor's degree. Who can talk about ideals? This is a precarious situation. No one knows that after working in the morning, they will be fired in the afternoon. In this case, it is better to learn from those small white faces, work hard and find a rich woman to adopt a wife, so that there will be less struggle for decades. Youth: Well, I won't tell you. The company bus has arrived. There is still a big business to do today. Keep talking about your doom. After a few steps, the young man turned to the reporter and cameraman and said to the young man, by the way, don't broadcast what I said. I don't want to be searched by human flesh Watching the young people go far away, the reporter communicated with the cameraman: cameraman: Where are the talents? What do you think? What's wrong with young people nowadays? By the way, shall we play this recording or not? Reporter: Hum, don't look at what he said. Actually, he is very good at it. He wants us to broadcast his stuff. Photographer: No, what he said must be scolded. Reporter: In today's network, you can be famous even if you have many bad names. There will always be people who can seize business opportunities and extend an olive branch to these "celebrities". You see what elder sister you are calling now, and how many buddies you have, all want to become popular overnight. Photographer: Then we can't do what he wants. Let's stop broadcasting. Reporter: Yes, why not? In this high-tech era, it is good to wrap his appearance. Ha ha. Photographer: I see, haha, I hope he doesn't vomit blood when he sees it. However, he is also right. Now it's really the end of the world without money, and nothing can be done. Reporter: All right, stop it. We have to hurry. If we don't hurry up, it's our turn to vomit blood. Act II: Narrator: While the reporter and cameraman were walking, they met some students who bought chicken fillet at a roadside stall. The reporter went over to interview. Reporter: Students, why do you still carry your schoolbags on weekends? Are you going for an outing? Classmate A: You think so. We have to go to cram school at the weekend. Who are you? Mother told us not to talk to strangers. Reporter: I am a reporter from Wenzhou Radio. Oh, look, that's the photographer's big brother. Let me interview you. You can be on TV. Oh, what about that? Classmate B: No! Mother will be scolded if she sees us buying chicken fillet on TV. Reporter: How about I buy each of you a cup of milk tea? A: OK, mom only said that we should not eat things or drink drinks from strangers. I want the original. Go ahead. Interview for what? The reporter asked A: You answer first. Have you ever heard of the end of the world? A: The end of the world? Which book is it from? I don't think I've learned yet. What is not mentioned in the book is nothing. The reporter turned to ask B: Do you know? I know, the end of the world is terrible. Just like in 20 12, the ground will crack and people will fall in and be eaten by the ground. So now I want to eat more chicken fillet, and I don't know when the end of the world is coming, and I haven't eaten enough chicken fillet. C said to B: You just watch too many movies. The teacher told us that our task now is to study. Mom and dad also said that we don't have to worry about things at home. Only when you grow up can you enter Tsinghua Peking University and become a useful person to the country. Boss Liu smiled: My children are as promising as I used to be. I graduated from college. Your milk tea is ready. They smiled and walked away with milk tea. The reporter turned around, paid the money and asked: Do you have any thoughts on the end of the world? Boss Chicken Willow: I don't know if there is an end to the world, but I hope there is. I work hard every day now. I earn every penny with my hands and sweat, but my family doesn't support me and laughs at my work, saying that I am a college student selling chicken fillet. I work for them and get this result. Life is meaningless. Reporter: Yes, this kind of life is really boring. What do people live for? If today's interview doesn't have a good result, it will be the last interview in my career. Hey, it's so hard to be a man! Photographer: Don't sigh here. Let's find a place to eat first. People are iron rice steel. We can't treat ourselves badly, can we? Let's try again this afternoon. Let's go, let's go. . Chicken fillet boss: Good luck! Reporter: Thank you. I wish you success in your business transaction. Goodbye! Then the third act: After lunch, the reporter and cameraman summarize the interview the next morning and discuss the interview in the afternoon. Reporter: I'm thinking that if you directly ask others about the end of the world, you can hardly ask anything. Why not ask some simple questions first, and then lead to the end of the world? Photographer: Well, that makes sense, otherwise, just like this morning, everything will be in vain. Reporter: Well, let's go! Narrator: A reporter and cameraman walked into a residential area, and a woman riding a bicycle came face to face. The reporter greeted them. Reporter: Hello, I'm a reporter from Wenzhou TV Station. May I have a few minutes to interview you? W: Yes, you can ask. Reporter: Are you happy now? Woman: Happiness. Nowadays people have cars and houses, and their living standards have improved a lot. Reporter: Then why did you go out by bike? W: Well, do you want to listen to the official language or the unofficial language? Reporter: Official! W: Officially, cycling is low-carbon and environmentally friendly. Reporter: What about unofficial ones? Woman: I just can't afford it! (crying face) Reporter: Ahem. Thank you for your answer, so I want to ask, if today is the end of the world, will you feel happy? W: Do you want rational language or emotional language? Reporter: Rational! W: Rationally speaking, as a Ph.D. student in physics, I don't believe that today is the end of the world, because no matter from what angle, the end can't be today. Reporter: What about feelings? Woman: Damn the end of the world, come on. I'm fed up with this chaotic world. Really looking forward to the next life. Even being a lazy pig is more comfortable than living alone in this bitter, annoying and boring world. Reporter: Why are there so many feelings? Woman: You don't know. People think I'm a doctor and I'm great. But do you know how old I am now? I don't even have an object now. No one says that the junior college student is a little dragon girl, the undergraduate student is Huang Rong, the graduate student is Zhao Min, and the doctoral student is Li Mochou. Postdoctoral students are extinct teachers. Do you know what the most terrible thing is? Reporter: Ah? Is there anything more terrible than the extinction of teachers? Woman: Yes, the most terrible thing is that I am studying for a master's degree now. People say I'm like the legendary Dong Fangbubai. Narrator: When the reporter saw the woman crying, he winked at the cameraman and left quickly. Reporter: Thank you for your cooperation. Goodbye. I hope you can find Mr. Right soon. The reporter and cameraman sighed as they walked: Tell me, it is not easy for everyone in this world now. People who live such a good life have so many troubles and worries, and everyone has a lot of burdens, alas! Photographer: I heard that people who commit suicide by jumping off a building are in poor condition. I wonder, for them, there is no need to worry about food and clothing. Why is their daily life like the end of the world? Sometimes I wonder what this man lives for. This is our life. I don't know if there will be another life. I just can't figure it out. Reporter: What do you think of your next life? Let's solve the problem of rice bowl in this life first. Being a thinker can't make money these days, so it's better to be realistic. Narrator: As they walked, they saw an uncle cleaning the street, sitting on the side of the road, reading an old book in his hand. The reporter and cameraman motioned for a direct interview with Uncle. Reporter: Uncle, uncle, hello. I am a reporter from Wenzhou TV Station. Can you give me an interview? Uncle: Oh, I don't want an interview. I dare not be on TV. Reporter: Uncle, relax and relax. Let's talk as usual. Uncle: Well, I wonder if you can broadcast it. Reporter: Don't worry. Uncle, I just saw you reading a book carefully. What book is this? Uncle: Well, an old man in the community gave it to me-a Bible, young man. Have you read it? Reporter: Of course, this is a world famous book. We all read it when we were in college. Christian classics. Uncle: Yes, yes, this Bible is amazing. Although I don't know a few words, it seems to be talking to me every time I read them carefully. Reporter: Oh? What did they say to you? Uncle: Well, I really don't know how to describe this. Every time I read the Bible, my heart gets hot. You don't know, in my job, I have to come out to clean before dawn every day, and I have to work late at night. I work hard and I can't make any money. I often encounter many annoying things. In this job, I have been looked down upon and feel inferior. I think I have no money, no education and a poor job. This is the end of my life. I will never hold my head high again. But since I read this Bible, I know that there was once a Jesus in this world. If I trust him, I can be born again. I feel that my life has hope again, and I am so happy. Reporter: Happy? Happy in my heart? Uncle: I tell you I don't know. Let me talk about myself first. I remember two years ago, I finally got cruel. I spent hundreds of dollars watching a blockbuster of a beautiful house with my family. What was it called-"2065438+02"? But when I came to my senses after reading it, I was afraid. I'm thinking, there are only two years left before the end of the world, and my family can't all be sacrificed. Reporter: Uncle, you worry too much. You see, the predicted end of the world has passed, and we are still alive and well. Uncle: Yes, but I didn't know it before. I feel sick every day since I saw 20 12. The end of the world is coming, and I count the remaining days every day. I am so nervous that I can't breathe. Then I had a heart attack. As soon as this heart attack came, other diseases followed, and finally I couldn't bear it. Reporter: How did you get along afterwards? Uncle: Thanks to my aunt in the community, because I often help her take out the garbage, and she often sends things to my home. She always makes me believe in Jesus, saying it's good to believe in Jesus. Ever since I was in bed, she has come to see me and asked me what's wrong. How dare I say? I can't say that I saw a movie, so I was scared. Think about it again. If the old man scares her when he hears this, it's really harmful to others. My aunt looked at me without saying a word, so she knelt by the bed and prayed for me. Just this prayer makes me feel that there is really a God in this world, as if a voice is talking to me. Let me get up and pray together. Let me talk to him. Reporter: So, did you pray later? Uncle: Not then. I've been listening there. I feel very touched. I think the old man is a good man. She told me to have a good rest. If I want to talk, I can talk to God through prayer. That night, I felt that I was going to die, and then I felt a voice in my head. Get up and pray. I knelt down with all my strength, and then slowly told God what was in my heart. You don't know, that was my first prayer. Before I could speak, I cried so hard that my family was frightened. Now I often make fun of me and say that I am an old man. I cried like something at that time, but suddenly I felt much lighter because of this cry. Then a few days later, the old man came again, and I told her what was on my mind. After listening to this, the old man gave me this Bible. Later, during my recovery, she often came to tell me stories in the Bible, telling me how good it is to believe in Jesus and that the end of the world really exists, but if you believe in Jesus, you don't have to be afraid. Jesus will come to save me. Reporter: So you really believe in the end of the world? The end of the world predicted by Maya is over! Uncle: No, no, no, the end in the Bible is not the end predicted by Maya. Reporter: What does the Bible say about the end of the world? Uncle: The Bible says: The people will attack the people, and the country will attack the country. There will be earthquakes and famines in many places. These are all omens of the end of the world. Reporter: Ah? Well, foreign countries don't fight every day now. There are earthquakes and famines everywhere. Why hasn't the end of the world come yet? Uncle: Yes, the Bible says it's the last time, but no one knows the exact date of the end of the world, only the Father knows. Young man, repent and believe in Jesus, otherwise, that day will come and be over. The end of the world is terrible! Reporter: Uncle, don't be alarmist here. There is no end to the world, just created by those boring religious elements to fool believers. Uncle: It is possible for them to cheat an idiot like me, but we teach many doctoral students, university teachers and college students not to be cheated. Reporter: This is incredible. It seems that there really is something in Christianity that we don't know (talking to ourselves). I'd better go to the church. Reporter: Well, uncle, you have made your church so magical, so take us to have a look (pretend). Uncle: OK, OK! That's great. (Touching out his mobile phone and looking at the time) 1 o'clock, I just got off work, too. Go for a walk. I'll take you to church. There happened to be a sermon this afternoon.