Funny Good Morning Greeting Quotations 1. The taste of warmth is sweet and nutritious in the arms of the morning, the taste of romance is sweet and nutritious in the blessings of dawn, and the taste of happiness is happily upgraded in the earliest blessings. Good morning.

2. I fought with the mosquito all night last night and ended up in a draw. It didn’t eat enough and I didn’t sleep well. Good morning, everyone.

3. If you don’t look good, don’t go too far. Good morning!

4. If you have money, you will spend money; if you have no money, you will worship God. Good morning!

5. Go to bed when you are tired and smile when you wake up. Good morning!

6. Handsome is just one word, but it sticks with me forever. Good morning!

7. Across the mountains and wilderness, you are my joy hidden in the breeze. Good morning.

8. By the time you show up, the cucumbers and vegetables will be cold. Good morning!

9. As long as you can dance well with a hoe, is there any corner that can’t be dug down? Good morning!

10. Laziness is a virus, so poisonous that you don’t want to move or want to If the poisoning is too deep, take the diligent antidote quickly. Lazy bed, have you gotten up? Did you receive the good morning I sent you?

11. Baking pink desserts, mixed with blue tones, decorated with a little orange smile and green heartbeat, In the romantic morning, I give you a warm hug and a warm "good morning".

12. I am the water god, and I bring salt for myself! Good morning!

13. Happiness is that when disaster strikes, what warms you is the love that does not cool down. When the wealth is gone, what will accompany you is the heart that never looks back. Happiness is having you by my side for the rest of my life! Good morning!

14. We have a little difference: she wants me to turn dirt into gold, and I want her to regard gold as dirt. Good morning.

15. I am blessed today, there are animals to see! Good morning!

16. Never take advantage of small things, if you want to take advantage, take advantage of big things. Good morning.

17. Time tells me that the age of being unreasonable is over, and now I should start to show off. Good morning, folks.

18. If one day I die for you, it will prove that I don’t have to be afraid of ghosts anymore. Good morning.

19. Missing others is a kind of warmth; being missed by others is a kind of happiness. Fate is God's will, fate is man-made, bosom friend is a close tacit understanding; bosom friend is a perfect deep friendship; fate is long-lasting. Connected, and you are my concern, good morning, my dear!

20. The road in life is difficult. Don’t make friends with dogs! Good morning!

21. Life is a long road, and you are always lost. Good morning!

22. Be a sincere person, never give up your love and persistence for life, and live an infinite life in limited time and space! Good morning!

23. Morning , your sleepy eyes make me the goddess in my dreams. You bring me gentle greetings and a gentle kiss in the fresh air, good morning, baby!

24. What do you think is the most beautiful thing? The most sour feeling is jealousy, no, the most sour feeling is that you have no right to be jealous! Good morning!

25. The threshold for doing anything in this era has become so high. If you want to be an otaku, Can you afford a house? Good morning!

26. I enjoy it in my mouth, but I want to lose weight in my heart. Good morning!

27. When I wake up in the morning, I send you my sincere blessings. May my blessings bring you lots of good luck and make your work easy and comfortable. I wish you a happy day today. Good morning!

28. In the story, the princess is awakened by the prince's kiss, but in reality, she is more often awakened by the urine. Good morning.

29. When the sky falls, you hold it up, and I will hold it up! Good morning!

30. The only way to relieve worries is to get rich suddenly. Good morning!

31. It is raining outside the window, and there is a sweet sound inside. The sun shines in my heart, frightening my dreams. Get rid of the gloomy dreams, travel healthily and happily, keep the blessings in your heart, hope to always have faith, and say a warm good morning.

32. Sunflower said that as long as you work hard toward the sun, life will become simple and beautiful.

A wonderful day begins. May you be like a sunflower and face the sunshine upward! Good morning!

33. I am handsome, so please don’t watch. Good morning!

34. No matter how I live, I won’t live with you. Good morning!

35. Ten thousand beautiful futures are not worth a warm present; every real present is the future we once imagined. May you fall in love with the present and dream of the future. Good morning!

36. Although the famous flower has its owner, I am here to loosen the soil. Good morning!

37. My dear, the time is still beautiful. You can see the flowers and green grass in the distance, sing a song and enjoy your life happily. Remember to make yourself happy. Good morning!

38. You are a perfect person, but not everyone may like Good morning!

39. Good morning! Thank you for accompanying me every day. I wish you the best. With me, you will be wonderful every day, every step will be safe, every moment will be happy, every minute will be satisfactory, and every second will be happy.

40. In the end, I couldn't outrun that BMW. I could only watch it disappear in the sunset. It wasn't that my engine was bad, but that my car chain fell off. Good morning, it’s a new day.

41. If you don’t understand others, talk less. Discussions will be the worst. Good morning!

42. The really scary thing is not playing the piano to the cow, but the cow playing the piano to you all the time. Good morning.

43. Open your sleepy eyes, and the sleepiness of the whole night will be dispelled; stretch your lazy body comfortably, and report the joy of the day; drink a cup of sweet morning tea, and set off happily; send a good morning message, happiness The will is firm. Good morning to you!

44. It’s not that you have everything I like, but I like everything you have. Good morning!

45. In the journey of life, it is of course a good thing to have a shortcut. But when life’s shortcuts are overcrowded, we might as well take a detour. In this way, you may be able to reach your destination faster. Good morning!

46. Whether you are stupid or not depends mainly on whether you can pretend to be stupid. Good morning.

47. If you marry me, you can wash the dishes if you want and mop the floor if you want. Aren’t you free? Good morning.

48. It is said that people who receive blessings when they wake up in the morning are the happiest in the world, so I have been waiting for you to get up and be the first to send greetings to you. May happiness always surround you. You, may happiness always accompany you, and finally say 'good morning' sincerely!

49. Don't be angry because others can't be what you want, because you can't be what you want either. people. Good morning!

50. Don’t mention the start of school to me, it will hurt your feelings. Good morning!

51. A trace of sincerity is better than a thousand taels of gold; a trace of warmth is worth thousands of miles of frost; a greeting brings warmth and sweetness; a good morning brings all kinds of thoughts! In the busy life Please take care of yourself during the day!

52. Wake up in the morning with a happy heart, feeling that it is another day full of love. There is never a shortcut to happiness. May your every day be full of sunshine. . Good morning!

Funny and short good morning sayings

1. I can’t afford it even if the sun doesn’t shine, I’m really amazing! Good morning!

2. Early morning , I breathed the fresh air, and the wind in front of me carried your breath. I wonder where you are now? I hope to see you happily in this beautiful morning, good morning!

3. Failure is not terrible, the terrible thing is that you still believe this sentence. Good morning.

4. Come back soon, I can’t fool you alone! Good morning!

5. The second cup is half price, but no one is coming. Good morning!

6. A gentle good morning kiss, I hope your day will be like the red sun that has just risen! Good morning! I hope your mood will be like white clouds! Good morning! Open your eyes. , give you a gentle blessing kiss.

7. There is no flying heart, only a cool heart. Good morning!

8. The meaning of getting up early is to take a nap. Good morning!

9. In the early morning, I gently open the window and let the sunshine flow through my body. My heart is warm and full of wishes for you. I quietly send it to you. I wish you a good day. All having a good time.

10. Sunflower said that as long as you work hard toward the sun, life will become simple and beautiful. A wonderful day begins. May you be like a sunflower and face the sunshine upward! Good morning!

11. I heard that eating persimmons and crabs together can cause poisoning. I'm a bit confused. The persimmons are all ready, but now I'm just missing the crabs. If you don’t like me, send me a few pounds of crabs. Good morning, everyone.

12. Try to welcome the morning glow with hope every day, send away the afterglow with laughter, and fill every night with happiness. Then, our every day will live more fulfillingly. Good morning, it’s a new day!

13. Driving is easy, I’m afraid there are new people! Good morning!

14. If you love each other, we can hold hands until we grow old; if we miss you, we will protect you. You are well. Good morning!

15. The famous flower has an owner, but the hoe is ruthless. Good morning!

16. You are not ugly, but your beauty is not obvious! Good morning!

17. I passed through thousands of flowers, but not a single leaf touched me. Good morning!

18. Let me give you a cup of morning tea: use fragrant blessings as leaves, gentle admonitions as flowers, boiling enthusiasm as water, and generous tolerance as the cup. May you drink up your good mood throughout the day and good luck throughout the season, good morning!

19. I don’t regret not meeting you at the best time, because the best time will come after meeting you. start. Good morning!

20. Coffee, the warmth brewed by a ray of sunshine; bread, the sweetness of baking with a greeting; jam, the fragrance of a morning. Good morning, my dear, I miss you.

21. I am willing only because it is you; I believe it because I am young. Good morning!

22. Life will not make things difficult for lovely people, good morning!

23. Can you be friends with me? My dad drives a Rolls-Royce and my mom drives a Rolls-Royce. Driving a Lamborghini, I'm kidding. Good morning, everyone.

24. You said I was poor, but I laughed, lit a cigarette, and sat at the door all night. Who leaked the news? Good morning and a new day.

25. First love is infinitely better, but it’s just that you die too early. Good morning!

26. Cucumbers are about shooting, life is about having fun. Good morning!

27. Other people’s money is my own. Good morning!

28. Tolerance is called tolerance for the first time, tolerance for the second time, and weakness for the third time. Good morning!

29. I am waiting every morning, waiting for you to open your eyes and find me right in front of you; I am waiting every morning, waiting for you to listen to a gentle good morning. I want you to hear it every day. Good morning!

30. The princess is woken up by the prince's kiss, but you are either woken up by urine or hungry. Good morning, friend.

31. If you are well, I will have a spare tire until you grow old. Good morning!

32. There is pressure everywhere in life. During the day, you are full of motivation, and at night, you are not getting enough sleep. When you are busy, you are full of motivation, and when you are free, you are not relaxed enough. Face the pressure and face it with ease, good morning!

33. The most beautiful thing in life is the process, the most painful thing is waiting, the happiest thing is true love, and the most regrettable thing is missing it. Good morning, wife!

34. Don’t be obsessed with your brother, or your sister-in-law will beat you. Good morning!

35. The same person who holds a telescope is called a general on the battlefield, but becomes a hooligan at home. Good morning!

36. Life is not only about the present, but also the wedding invitations from your ex. Good morning.

37. I don’t want to see the prosperity of this world alone, I just want to spend this ordinary and short life with you! Good morning!

38. Don’t talk, pay attention Feel how handsome I am. Good morning!

39. Time has told me that I have passed the age of being unreasonable, and now I should start to show off. Good morning!

40. The people I like are all on the hard drive. Good morning!

41. When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital. Good morning, everyone.

42. A lifetime of wandering, falling in love with one person; the breeze is ten miles away, and I only want you. Beibi, good morning.

43. If you offend me, I will beat you without any negotiation. Good morning!

44. Because you have a double chin, don’t lower your head when encountering any difficulties. Good morning!

45. Always imitated and never paid. Good morning!

46. Don’t be afraid of endless truth, but be happy every inch you advance. Good morning!

47. Make a beautiful wish and wish you endless happiness. Make a wonderful wish and wish you everything goes well. Make a beautiful wish and wish you a sweet smile!

48. Let me reiterate, I am not a target, I am not wanted by anyone. Cat Ning.

49. If you receive blessings in the morning, you will be happy for one day; if you receive blessings in spring, you will be happy for one year; now it is morning and spring again, I send my blessings to you, and you will be happy every second.

50. Good morning, dear! Since I had you, I seem to have seen light in the endless darkness, found a clear spring in the endless desert, and found a flower in the rocks.

51. L’Oréal Paris, you deserve it. Good morning!

52. I have also wasted my time, and even recklessly looked forward to death. I only wanted to live a long life because I fell in love with you. Good morning!