Women’s Marriage Advertisements
1. Those who are handsome and have cars are chess players; those who have money and houses are banks; those who are responsible and have a sense of justice are That's Ultraman; handsome, with a car, money and a house, responsibility and a sense of justice is Ultraman who is playing chess outside the bank. If you like Ultraman, don't come here. If you like reliable ones, please contact me.
2. A handsome man looks exactly like Ekin Cheng, at least his hair is that long. He is currently feeding pigs at home and has a considerable income. He is now looking for a woman with a Hong Kong registered permanent residence who is over 1.70 meters tall and looks exactly like Gigi Leung (the original version of course). Best), first come first served, don’t miss the opportunity.
3. My family is poor and ugly, I am 1.49 meters tall, I have a rural registered permanent residence, my main job is to feed dogs, and my part-time job is to herd cattle, and I am looking for a spouse. The following requirements are as follows: Don’t worry about seeing ghosts, and don’t let dogs go when people see you. Pigs don't run wild!
4. I am a student at a certain university, and good conditions are a prerequisite for me to meet girls, so I specially submitted my resume in the hope that interested girls can be my girlfriend!
5. Don’t look at my eyes that are a bit flowery, but I have no scars on my smooth face; don’t look at the sky at night being so dark, but I don’t feel inferior at all. Who makes me naturally like fantasy? Finding a boyfriend is my ideal.
6. Warcraft Strongman Proposal: Lots of parts, can fight various dungeons, once studied in the Transcendence Alliance, can withstand attacks and heal, self-characterized as having egg equipment and specialization, There are four young people in the new era who have operation and character. Find a girl who doesn't speak too cheesy, doesn't operate too badly, doesn't have a whole tribe, my heart can't stand it, can give orders, don't always give me the orders for the next FB, and of course, don't look too bad either.
7. Male, unmarried, with a bachelor’s degree in a key subject (just a few points short of it), excellent grades (was a class monitor in elementary school), now working in a large multinational organization (cleaning tables at McDonald’s), and good remuneration (not being late and leaving early) 800 yuan), has a house (many people have real estate certificates), a car (non-motorized), and a generous passbook (more than 3 mm), looking for a beautiful young man about 25 years old to go to hell (a few years later).
8. The family is poor and ugly, 1.49 meters tall; primary school education, rural household registration; three broken houses, one acre of thin fields; hot pot and stove, no wife; medicine is always on my lips all year round; today Here, girlfriends are widely recruited; we work hand in hand on the revolutionary road. Are you willing?
Women’s classic advertising slogans
1. If you are the one! Part-time lovers of “him and her” welcome you!
2. Spring is here, floating here The breath of love~
3. Have you also ushered in the spring of life?
4. The sun is shining brightly during the holidays. Do you want to find someone to accompany you to watch the sea, the sunrise, and go outing? , go shopping? Come find a "he-she".
5. Banquets, parties, friends around you are in pairs, and you are the only one left! Awkward? Lonely? Come and choose a "he/she" to accompany you to spend a good time!
6. Abandoned by a hateful lover, sad? Angry? Unwilling? Come to our company to find a beautiful and handsome "she or him", which will double your face and boost your confidence!
7. The person you like is late. It's late, but your parents have arranged blind dates again and again. Worried? Disgusted? Come and choose a "he/her" part-time lover to help you tide over the difficulties!
8. Over the years, I have been like a migratory bird, Spread the wings of hope and travel from one city to another. Some people say that loving a city is because of the people in the city. Before I met you, I could only keep running. ...
9. I once stopped suddenly next to someone. The moment we passed each other, I knew: That was not you!...
10. I have sketched your appearance in my mind countless times. Many years ago, I liked you as a thin, tall boy with cool eyes. Now, I don't care about your height and weight at all. I feel warm and solid when I am with you. This is the most important thing! You really don't have to be too handsome. Just look clean, fresh and upright. This is very important. I can’t stand men who look sloppy. Rather than a dazzling appearance, I would rather you have a kind, generous and open-minded heart.
9. I am a female, twenty-four years old, currently living in **.
The income is stable and the appearance does not affect the city appearance.
Now I am buying a boyfriend.
Brand: Forever Brand
Requirements:
First: It is best to be brand new, 90% or above is acceptable, and we guarantee that if you don’t buy one, get one free.
Second: The factory date is between 1978-1980.
Third: All parts are complete and there is no obvious damage.
The appearance is impressive.
The chip is not damaged and is still within the shelf life.
Fourth: The model should be moderate.
Medium size is best.
He is taller than me vertically and longer than me horizontally.
The length is 170~188cm.
Weight 55~70kg.
Fifth: Safety and environmental protection.
No noise and good feel.
The color should not be too monotonous, and the quality should be stable and reliable.
Can be used 24 hours a day.
Sixth: Uniform color and neat appearance.
Requires ISO9002 quality system certification.
Practical, energy-saving and noise-free.
Seventh: The manufacturer is guaranteed, preferably domestically produced.
Foreign products, Sino-foreign joint ventures are also acceptable.
Eighth: It must have an automatic withdrawal function, and it is best to be able to automatically withdraw more than 3,000 yuan per month.
Ninth: There must be a separate set of packaging boxes (house), preferably one with wheels (car).
Tenth: Safety is guaranteed.
No bad habits, stable and able to take responsibility.
10. He is a man and I am a woman. They are of the opposite sex and do not violate the marriage law of our country.
He is unmarried, I am unmarried and single, so there is no crime of destroying marriage.
He is over 23 years old and I am over 18 years old and have full civil liability rights!
His surname is Di and my surname is Haruno. There is absolutely no blood relationship. This can be absolutely guaranteed. The health of a generation.
11. As the saying goes, "distance creates beauty." The relationship between Deidara and I is definitely the most beautiful, so beautiful that God himself came to bring this beautiful marriage together!
12. He was born in Yanyin Village, and my birthplace is not far from Yanyin Village. We are fellow villagers marrying fellow villagers, so we are closer, and there will be no problems of acclimatization or poor communication.
13. Although he is not familiar with me yet, I believe that the power of love is great, miraculous, and cannot be expressed in words. Besides, we can also inherit the excellence of our great ancestors. Revolutionary tradition: Marry first, fall in love later!
14. His idol is my idol, oh no! It’s my god! I sing the songs of the singers he likes in my dreams; I sing the sports he likes I practice every day; I eat his favorite food; I buy a map of his favorite place and look at it every day, and I even take notes!