"Free Monkey" b We talk about cross talk, and we have to study everything. A Yes, everything has to be studied. B needs to know everything. A: Needless to say, even this social sentiment should be known. Oh! You have to understand the social situation. A of course! In the past, most people said, "It depends on your eyes to make friends!" B why? A can see which passers-by can't pay! Can you still see the difference? You can tell at a glance. B I think anyone can pay. If a doesn't. B what? There are so many kinds of people that you can't make friends. What do you do? A can't say what he does. B what? I told you there was such a person. B what kind of person? A go to the restaurant and rinse your mouth after dinner. B: What's wrong with this guy? A can't afford it. B I have a problem with your statement. A what's wrong? B talk about hygiene, how to eat without gargling! Gargling is not the same as gargling. B why is it different? Do you know when to gargle? B when? Several people were sitting in the restaurant, and all the food had been eaten. B yes! Cough. His mouthwash is different. B why is it different? Others rinse their mouths after eating. B yes. A He didn't. He drank soup, which is the restaurant's rule. Finally, he sent a bowl of clear soup. B: A bowl of clear soup. Jiata, you can't stop eating soup. B yi! I like soup! That's not true. He's stalling! B what? A won't pay. B hey! That's brilliant. He drank the last bowl of soup for nothing (pretending to drink soup): "Hmm!" " This soup is good! "b oh! That's a compliment. There are many flavors. How much is this soup? “B！ A waiter came up and said, "This soup is free." "Ah, don't money. Don't pay for such a good drink? "B has no money. "Come back with this soup tomorrow! "B, come to dinner? Guang Jia, have soup! b？ A Oh, that costs money! What a fresh B! A: Is anyone thirsty for soup in the restaurant? B people are not allowed to drink either! A look at the time, these people wash their faces and mouths: "let's settle accounts!" "b account. A family has already checked out, and the waiter brought the invoice: "How many of you ate 9.3 yuan? "B is really not much. A: $9.30. That's all. All these people are paying for it. B is rushing to give it. He doesn't pay. What is he doing? Jia ta Han Shu Is he gargling now? A gargle neither early nor late, just wait for this juncture to gargle. Oh! A family paid for it, so he copied mouthwash. What's the matter? (gargle) "hmm! ..... "B gargle? Gargle. B yes! A family pays money there, and he gestures with others. How to do it? A "hmm ... hmm (indicating hesitation, etc.) ... hmm (indicating hesitation, etc.) ..." (gesturing with the hand) B What's the matter? What are you talking about? B yo! What does this mean? A said, "Don't give us this meal, don't give it to you, don't give it to me ... Oh, he did it. A he won't give it either! So who gave the money to where? If you don't give an A, wait at the counter! Do you know him in cabinet B? A: These guys have given up money. They gave ten dollars. " Less! ""a lot, thank you. Seven-corner cabinet! " "Thank you-"B let out a cry and left. He also vomited his mouthwash. Oh! A (spitting water) "Why did you give it again? "Why did B give it again? A can't give it any more. He gargled there after dinner, but they still didn't give it to him! B: That's right! Oh! Learn from him after dinner. B no payment. A doesn't pay at all? They all stood there gargling, and when the four of them finished eating, they all stood there (learning to gargle). " Gee ... "The waiter looked: What is this? What's the matter? This is kung fu, so what? B practice this kung fu? Is this nice? B not watching! After the family gave money, he still cared! B what's wrong? A: He also asked others! How do you ask? A "brother! "b? "Who gave the money? "The man said," I gave it. "That's right! "You are wrong! "hmm? Hearing this, the person who gave money from A said, Why am I so unlucky? B is right! A: "I have given up money. Why am I still wrong? " "Do you think the money you gave is right? I should have given this ten yuan, so why did you give it again? You said, do you recognize the punishment? "b? Do you think this guest is unlucky? B what bad luck! A: "Big Brother! What do I think? " "Admit it, I will beat you!" "Where did I admit the punishment?" "I'll punish you here at night! "Great! A eat and punish others! Two meals inside and outside. What do you call this? B: That's clever. A: Good! First gargle, ok! B ok! Rinse your mouth for the second time, not bad! B fooled over! The third time ... b? No one understands. Nobody is stupid. A: I won't look for him at the next meal. Oh! Avoid him. Guess what? b？ Aren't you looking for him? B yes! He will find you. B where can he find it? He knows where these people often go. B how is he? A: He got up early and waited in the alley. B, white, etc. Those guys are out today. When everyone saw it, he was gone. This guy said, "Without him, it's my treat today." "Well, let's go! "B come on, don't take him this time. As soon as Jia entered the alley, he came out and said, "Where are you going? "What about B? "We're all right! Let's go to the movies! " "Eat a movie? Does it make sense? I know you went to eat. You didn't even pay for three meals, so you avoided me You won't really make friends. Come with me today, it's my treat. If I don't treat you, I'm an asshole. If you don't bother me, just call me Eight Generations Ancestor! “B-ho！ Sincerely treat, let's go! Let's go! Whoever goes is unlucky. How thoughtful of him! He will take whichever restaurant is bigger. As soon as he entered the door, the man came to entertain him: "Please go upstairs!" "No.2 upstairs! "As soon as these guys sat there, he ordered the food first. Tell the man, "Give him ten dishes for three or four dollars; "Wine, liquor, beer and brandy! Serve the dishes together! Go! " Wow! This meal can satisfy a person's desire and make a big meal! Two people in A are really happy: "This meal is not bad!" One was afraid and said to himself, "Is he rich? Let's talk about it after eating! " B: Let's talk about it after eating. A He doesn't drink or eat every day, but he even eats and drinks today! I poured three glasses of brandy into my stomach and looked at his appearance. His head turned green, his "saliva" flowed down and his tongue became short. I didn't recognize myself when I looked in the mirror. What's the matter? A what's wrong? When drinking, he was not in tune. He said, "I'll tell you! I even ate your three meals, and you still avoid me. Making friends makes me sad! No money to eat! Ask around, am I that kind of person? " B him? He is that kind of person. "I tell you, this meal is my treat today. I'm afraid you'll pay. I saved two thousand dollars as soon as I entered the door! " Wow! A: As soon as this man heard that he had deposited 2,000 yuan, he quickly called the waiter: "Did our man deposit 2,000 yuan in your locker?" The waiter said, "I don't know, I'll ask!" " "Deng Deng Deng ran downstairs and asked Mr. Cabinet Room," Did those four upstairs save two thousand dollars here? " The gentleman said, "huh? I don't know! I tell you, don't fool around at work! " "The guest asked!" "Come on! I'll check the accounts. "I took the books to turn over eight times. B and you? A he didn't save it at all. Where can he get it? The gentleman said, "Go upstairs and ask, maybe you remember wrong?" The waiter went upstairs and said, "Which one of you saved two thousand dollars?" At this time, he stood up and staggered: "I saved two thousand dollars with you!" " "The waiter said, are you mistaken?" "no! What could be wrong with that! I don't have these two thousand dollars? " "Who did you give it to?" "I'll leave it to you!" The waiter was shocked: "Hey! How long did you give it to me? " Then he stepped forward and bang! Just give someone a big mouth. B is playing! A missed this slap, and others will never find him again! Where is b? A got under the table! B slipped the table! A these guys look bad. B that's a good idea! A was so angry that the men stopped eating and drinking. "Yes, I know you! If you don't believe me, look in his pocket, there won't be a penny! " He really has a way! "I'll pay for it!" Dude, I'll settle the bill: 48.50 yuan. Why are there so many B? 40 yuan for a light vegetable! "Come on, I'll go out next time, I'm his grandson! You two take him down! Dude, find a tricycle! " B why do you want to rent a car? A takes his father home. You two put him down, and he is still dishonest: "Don't worry about me, I won't finish with him, and I will seal the door for him tomorrow!" " “B-ho！ He is so powerful! A: Go to the door and order a tricycle. The tricycle driver asked, "Where to?" "XX Hutong, XX. How much is it? " "Give me forty cents!" "I'll give you a piece." "Why did you give a piece?" "Give you more hexagon. Our people are drunk. Be careful on the road, don't drop him. Give you a piece! "Let him see it this time!" Don't worry, he's not finished. ""don't stop! Get in the car! Go away! "B Well, let's go this time. He's in the car. He came straight back. It's not over yet! B it's not over yet A it's not endless, it's to see if those people turn around. B where should I turn? A can't see those guys. He is very happy. His joy doesn't matter. He startled the tricycle rider. B what? Tricycle rider. I don't know. He suddenly smiled in the car and scared the tricycle rider: "Hey! What's wrong with you? " "Stop!" "Aren't you going home?" "ah! I'm going home? My home is in Yunnan, please take me to Yunnan! " "That won't do!" He got off the bus and said, "How much is it?" "Give me a piece." "ouch! You want to rebel! Do you want a piece from there to here? " "What shall we do?" "Give me the lead singer! Take two cents! “B-ho！ You become octagonal here! Jia zu didn't pay for a meal, but he also turned eighty cents! What friend did you say this was? Can this person pay? B can't afford it! Scared those guys out of the door! B he doesn't know this time. A he still has ideas! He also went home to find you. Oh, 1A, he knows where these families live. B I know. A Oh, he won't come in until your door. What's the matter? He looked at the chimney first. See that chimney? A chimney is smoking, smoking. He's not going in there. What's the matter? Cooking in armor! He waited for a while. He went in as soon as white smoke came out of the chimney. What's the matter? A bite of rice is ready! B hey! He really has research! A looked at the door, and the chimney was smoking black smoke. He went to play! B went to play 1 A and turned three times. When he came back, he saw white smoke coming from the chimney, and the food in it was ready and fried. He just picked up chopsticks and wanted to eat. He pushed the door and went in. B is in! "Aha! What a coincidence! "Joey? Can A be unlucky? B what? He has been standing at the door for four hours. Ouch! He has been waiting all morning! Nothing can stop people from eating here. B stands for everyone. "Big brother is coming, let's have dinner together!" "Hey, you're welcome. "Have a meal. Like that, don't go next time; Next time I go, people will make a false concession, not a real concession. B What do you mean, really! A This one looks like: "Ouch! Big brother's here! Have something to eat on the kang? " "No, no! I don't eat! " "What are you doing?" "No, no, I missed it!" "ah! What are you doing? Come on! Sit here and eat! "It's called Pearl Krabs. Oh! It really makes you. The next day, people gave up. Oh, excuse me? I can tell that this is false. B you learn! As soon as he entered the door, this one spoke: "Big Brother is here! Ha ha! Have you eaten? "hey! This is bad, so far! Look at this. Thanks! " Have you had a meal "You are clever again, and suddenly, you can't answer this sentence! B nothing to say! A ok! This answer is very appropriate. What did b say? A loud "ah! Brother, have you eaten? " "ah! I'm not busy! Oh, he's not busy! Hey, he's not busy! He means ... a that means I'll eat later! Oh! He left. This one pondered: "Ouch! "Hold your breath! -"That's interesting! "Where is B talking about? "Let him eat me, too, and see if he will come tomorrow? "B can't come! The third day. Oh, my God. b？ A went again! B went again! At this time, A went there and pulled a door: "Oh, what a coincidence! "Joey! This ... b word? A ignored him. B ignore him? This is a little damaged, too. B what? A is holding a rice bowl and looking at him with chopsticks. Is he happy? A loud "ha! Ha ha! Hahaha! ...... "b Is this fun? A this! This is worse than swearing! Ouch! Ignore him. It doesn't sound good. b！ Did you ignore him? B yes. He will talk to you. How did he do it? A stood there and gave you a bite! What did b say? A "brother! "b? "What are you happy about? Ha ha! This rice is quite white! How much did you buy it? " The man wondered, "12 cents!" "B 12 points? A "stop it! "b? Answer: "I bought 16 yesterday, but it's not as white as this. "Most of them are this kind of rice, right?" "Nonsense! Buy rice and clothes? Don't be embarrassed? " "no! Not covering your mouth? Hey! " "Don't believe you try!" b？ A: Give it a try! Ok, I picked up a bowl and ate it (including rice): "Ok, stop talking ..." B Why does it taste like this? A, I haven't swallowed that rice in my mouth yet! Oh! It's still there! A "Well, this rice is not covered. It's not embarrassing, it's embarrassing. " "What's the matter?" "It's too light!" "Aren't you tired of just eating?" "More children's food!" What about b? Another meal. B: Good! A taught him another lesson. B is really smart. A: He's really great. I'm angry about this. The heart said, Let's see if he will come tomorrow! B can't come! I'll let him eat when I come back tomorrow, even if I agree with him for a lifetime. B: Yes! One like that, don't go there again! B don't go. A went again! B went again? A went to the door and pulled the door: "Oh dear! What a coincidence! " B how irritating! Guess what this letter says? What did b say? A loud "ah! What a coincidence! Come at this time every day! Brother, I'm sorry! I don't want this meal today, I won't let you go! " B it's over! This is so powerful that there are no steps. "I won't let you!" Guess what he said? What did b say? "Don't let me come! Is this our friendship? Oh! I won't eat unless you let me? Hey, sister-in-law has a bowl! " B yes! He ate another meal! B another meal!