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Please give me a humorous self-introduction

1. The family is poor and ugly, 1.49 meters tall; primary school education, rural registered permanent residence; three broken houses, one acre of thin farmland; hot pot and stove, no wife; medicine is always on my lips all year round; today Here, girlfriends are widely recruited; we work hand in hand on the revolutionary road.

2. When will the bright moon come? Ask the sky for wine, hoping to see a thousand miles away and reach a higher level. A good man, 33 years old, a literary young man. He already had excellent grades in literacy classes. He can read and write more than 2,000 words including typos. Now I am looking for a female literary young man who has the same hobbies as me, and we will have a romantic and plum blossom life together. In the third lane, I am very happy to have friends from far away.

3. Male, 38 years old, 1.69 meters tall, unmarried, majoring in undergraduate degree (just a few points short), brilliant achievements (was class monitor in elementary school), now a white-collar beauty, working in a large multinational organization (McDonald’s) Cleaning tables inside), well-paid (a full 800 yuan if you don’t arrive late and leave early), own a house (many people have real estate certificates), have a car (non-motorized), have a generous passbook (more than 3 mm), look for a 25-year-old appearance The beautiful young woman went to hell (several years later).

4. Ma Zhimin, as his name suggests, is an ambitious young man, only 27 years old. He has good looks, good body, thoughts and love, but his culture is poor, his economy is average, and he has never done anything big. The only thing worthy of praise is that he has a lot of achievements. I hate the Japanese, I surf the Internet twice a week, and I ate hot pot last Sunday. I am looking for a wife who is a purebred Chinese woman who is healthy, has financial strength, has a bachelor's degree or above, and also hates the Japanese.

5. Jiangnan Gentleman, 38 years old, college education, widowed. I am an elegant person, and it would be great if I am good at playing music, chess, calligraphy and painting! She loves literature and is a writer for a magazine. She has three rooms, including a kitchen and toilet. If business is not successful, I am looking for someone under 30 years old, gentle and pleasant, virgins are preferred, letters will be replied to.

6. A certain man, 24 years old, has been passionate about Chinese classical literature since he was a child. He couldn't put it down for the classic masterpiece "Dream of Red Mansions". Once the book fell into the toilet, I was sad for several days. I don’t want to think about food and tea. According to my mother’s recollection, I had something in my mouth when I was born. It was probably a psychic jade. It is said that the nurse took it away. I have always had a wish to marry Lin Daiyu in Jia Baoyu’s place. I will not let that miserable tragedy happen again, but continue this beautiful love story. Therefore, I am looking for a feminine woman who looks like Sister Lin to be buried under the tree together. It would be better to have Sister Lin's kind of disease. I Cao Xueqin's personality guarantees that she will never disapprove of her repeated statements.

7. A handsome man looks exactly like Ekin Cheng, at least his hair is that long. He is currently feeding pigs at home and has a considerable income. He is now looking for a woman with a Hong Kong registered permanent residence who is over 1.70 meters tall and looks exactly like Gigi Leung (the original version of course). Best), first come first served, don’t miss the opportunity.