I am 18 years old this year, and I will be 19 years old in a few days, that is, I am not yet 20 years old, and the year after next will be about 2 1, so I have to pay 220 thousand tuition. In fact, my IQ is 23 times that of Forrest Gump, but I have been sleeping.
I guess you are under 25 years old this year. I don't care if you are 26. 27 is still a good match for me. 28 are older than me 10 years old. A 29-year-old woman is said to be the most beautiful. I will think about it. I should not be so weak. I will start to feel queasy. I would rather sleep alone. How dare you lie to me. My mother is only 35 years old.
I will always remember that 4 1 day ago, I wrote 42 vows to love her, and there were 43 things I wanted to do forever, but I only got 44cc of true tears, plus 45 sleepless nights. To be honest, I made 46 useless words. In fact, you should start with 47 sentences, but you saw the 48 th sentence, and it was strange to write only 49 sentences, so here we are. I want to say I miss you in sentence 5 1, and I want to say I love you in sentence 52, but I haven't thought of sentence 53 yet, so I skip sentence 54 directly to sentence 55. At this moment, I think of you 56 minutes ago. I wonder if you will think of me in 57 minutes? I thought about it for 58 minutes and 59 seconds, but I always found 60 thoughts of missing you, 6 1 reasons for loving you, 62 love words suitable for us, and 63 romantic encounters in movies. Although I also found 64 shortcomings, fortunately, I also found 65 advantages of you, especially your waist is only 66 cm, which will make me addicted to you for 67 years. The trouble of this job has dragged me on for 765,438+0 months. You must have more than 72 admirers, because I am the 73rd. But I want to keep you for 74 years. Anyway, I am in 75 yuan every hour. Even if I want to chase you for 76 months, as long as you can spend 77 Valentine's days with me, I am willing to spend 780 thousand.
After reading 79 truth sentences I wrote, I estimate that 80% of you will be my girlfriend, because you have found 8 1 charming places in me, and there are 82 reasons why you can't refuse me to hold your hand. Even if you have 83 excuses to escape, I will have 84 reasons to keep you. Ok, I'll raise my salary to 85, so please accompany me to 86, even if your wrinkles are 87 times higher than before.
We have missed 89 years, and there are only a few days left in 90 years. In 9 1 year, you had the cheek not to let me be by your side and told you that I was attached to you in 92 words. I can't get the Polaris, which is 930,000 light years away, but I am willing to buy 94 Hu Jiaomao you love and watch 95 meteor showers with you. Maybe I can't live to be 96 and be with you in 97, but the same thing. Or this 100.
100 sentence that will definitely benefit you.
1, life is like a race, it doesn't matter whether you reach the finish line first, what matters is whether you finish the whole race.
2. Youth is a book that you can't close when you open it. Life is a road that you can't go back. Love is a gamble, you can't get it back if you throw it out.
3, people in the workplace should be a lentil, no matter how anyone steps on it, the result is still the same, flat and faint.
4. Being jealous of others won't add any benefits to yourself. Envy of others does not reduce their achievements.
Listen carefully to what others say, and don't express your opinions in a hurry.
6. Everyone has a life, but not everyone knows life and even cherishes it. Life is a punishment for people who don't understand life.
7. Forgiving others means leaving room for manoeuvre in your mind.
8. Fate is half in the hands of God and the other half in your own hands. Success is to win the other half in God's hands with half in your own hands.
9. Gratitude for regret means gratitude for the gift of life; Thanks for regret, the road ahead will be more solid; Thank you for your regret, so there won't be too many regrets in the future.
10. Marriage is like picking up shells. Don't pick the biggest and most beautiful. Pick what you like and what suits you best. Besides, don't go to the seaside again if you find them.
Don't forget what you once had. Cherish what you have; Do not give up what belongs to you; What is lost, keep memories; What you want, you must work hard; But the most important thing is to cherish yourself!
12, the pain of unsatisfied desire; Once the desire is satisfied, it is boring and life swings between pain and boredom.
13, the furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the second I just went online, but you went offline.
Everyone has five spinning balls: work, health, family, friends and soul. Work is a rubber ball, which will rebound when it falls; The other four are all glass balls. If you drop them on the ground, they will break.
15, take out your complaints and bask in the sun every day, and your mood will not be short of calcium.
16, giving up is helplessness, giving up is incompetence, not giving up is ignorance, and not giving up is perseverance.
17, if you want to lose, you will lose to pursuit, and if you want to marry, you will marry happiness.
18, onlookers only know their own guesses.
19, meet, the mood is like white clouds fluttering; Yes, my heart is like rain and dew; Miss, my heart is like quicksand. In retrospect, it feels as blue as a quiet night.
If you are going to get married, I will tell you a very important philosophical saying, "We must tolerate each other's shortcomings. There is no absolutely happy marriage in the world. Happiness only comes from infinite tolerance and mutual respect. "
2 1, when you persuade others, no matter how good it is, if you don't care about others' self-esteem.
22. To be respectful to others is to be solemn to yourself.
23, others say that we are not good, don't be angry and sad. You don't have to be happy to say we are good. There are good and bad in it, depending on whether you can use it.
24. Conscience is everyone's fairest judge. You can fool others, but you can never fool your own conscience.
I would rather forgive others myself than let others forgive you.
26. The three worst bowls of noodles in life: human face, emotional face and scene.
Silence is the best answer to slander.
28. Life without friends is like life without sunshine. If you want to have a perfect friendship, you may never find a friend.
Having money to spend before the age of 29 and 30 is very happy, and having money to spend after the age of 30 is happier; It is difficult to struggle before the age of 30, and it is even more difficult after the age of 30.
30. If you ever sang the praises of the dawn, please ask embrace the darkness.
3 1. Now every day is the youngest day in the rest of my life.
32. The highest state of doing business is that the off-season is not weak and the peak season is more prosperous.
33. Do you know why I have been single until now? Because there is a saying that rabbits don't eat grass near their nests, not because I am a rabbit, but because I am grass.
34. Beautiful women are pleasing to the eye, and mature women are happy.
35. No matter how tall a person is, he sometimes needs to stand on tiptoe, no matter how short, he sometimes needs to bend over.
36. Deer hunters can't see the mountain under their feet.
37. I was stupid, but I said I was thinking backwards.
38. An optimistic and cheerful smile not only makes you happy, but also makes people around you happy.
39. Say that money is evil and everyone is fishing; Say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; It is said that the height is too cold and everyone is climbing; Say heaven is the best, don't go.
40. Worry is a spirit that you create and enjoy yourself.
4 1, there is a saying that one hundred sentences are writers, which is called literary talent; There is a saying that ten sentences are professors, which is called learning; There is a saying that a lawyer is a lawyer and is cautious; It is a diplomat who leaves one sentence from another, which is called rigor; Ten sentences are said by politicians, which is called calculation; There are a hundred words about a monk, called mystery.
42. There are few things that are naturally bitter in the body; Less words and less natural disasters; Less food in the abdomen, less natural diseases; If you think less, you will naturally have less troubles.
43. You can earn wealth in ways you don't like, or you can cure diseases with drugs you don't believe in, but you can't get happiness from people you don't love.
44. There is no need to look back. Who is cursing you? If a mad dog bites you, do you have to get down and bite back?
45. When people make mistakes, most of them think too much when they should use their true feelings, and they are too emotional when they should use their brains.
46. People are always tolerant of strangers and critical of familiar people.
47. A wise man always keeps his mouth in his heart, while a stupid man keeps his heart in his mouth.
48. The so-called untimely birth in love means that you hate me for being born late, I hate you for being born early, you are not born, and I am old.
49. Bargain like a poor man and pay like a gentleman.
50. The mind is a commodity, not an ornament.
5 1, learning to forgive means learning to obey your own heart, and the word "forgive" means "as heart".
52. Even if the whole world says I'm beautiful, but you say I'm not beautiful, then I'm not beautiful.
53. Slander others, just like spilling blood, pollute your mouth first.
54. Wise men search according to time, while fools move against time.
If you can let everything go with her, you are a free person in the world.
56. Happiness is not stifled by fatal mistakes, but crushed by small mistakes again and again. Mistakes are temporary regrets, and misses are eternal regrets.
57. Love is like pi, which never circulates.
58. The world is a big stage, the company is a small stage, the family is the backstage, life is a series, and we are the protagonists.
59. You don't have to ask for work. Nothing is work; You don't have to feel virtuous, but complaining is virtuous.
If you really love him, then you must tolerate some of his shortcomings.
6 1. If you can shout "I don't have to worry about this little thing" 20 times a day, you will find an incredible power in your heart. Try it, it will work.
62. Live with a normal heart, treat others with shame, handle things with heart, and identify with Buddha with bodhicitta.
63. It's not that someone bothers me, but that someone's words and deeds make me worry about myself.
There are two kinds of lonely people, one who knows everything and the other who knows nothing.
65. Life is not rehearsed, but broadcast live every day.
66. The so-called backbone, "Qi" is determined by "bone". Having hard bones, noble; The bones are soft and decadent; People without bones have no air.
67. Love has no reason. Love takes a long time to last.
68. Really letting go is not letting go of others, but letting go of yourself.
69. Men dare to do business, while women dare not put on makeup.
70. Seriously can make things right, but attentively can make things perfect.
7 1, I would rather forgive others myself than wait for others to forgive myself.
72. If we keep telling ourselves to be happy every day, it means that we are unhappy.
73. The weather affects the body, the body determines the thought, and the thought affects the mood.
74. First love is art, passionate love is technology, marriage is art, and divorce is surgery.
75. You gave your thoughts to the TV, your contact to the mobile phone, your legs to the car, and your health to the pills.
76. It's not someone who annoys you, but you annoy yourself with someone's words and deeds.
77. Fool's love is wholesale, only relying on the brute force of "let me love enough at a time"; Smart people's love is retail, and they know the subtlety of "only loving a little".
78, lovely, don't be angry, we don't and the earth people general knowledge!
79. Experience is distilled from pain.
80. above people, treat people as people; Under people, treat yourself as a person.
8 1, life is to live and live.
82. The truth of life is hidden in the plain.
83. Anyone who can think of others from their perspective is compassion.
84. People can't stand a thousand words, and trees can't stand a thousand axes.
85. Hope: People I like don't get involved; More hope: people I don't like fuck off.
86. Birthday is a stage, a test and an opportunity. When in love, men will make more use of this; After marriage, women will take advantage of this.
87. If a person can't forgive others from the heart, he will never feel at ease.
88. Being a man, quality comes first, only second.
What people hate is not change, but being changed.
90. Falling in love is not the hardest thing, but getting along is the biggest challenge.
9 1, a woman's loveliness lies in temperament, imperfection depends on IQ, and perfection does not depend on beauty.
92. The road is an incurable scar on the earth, so every step of life is a dull pain.
93. Lovers are animals, and people who are loved are plants. If you refuse love, animals will leave, of course, because plants will not give birth to feet to escape.
94. You can't be friends after breaking up because you hurt each other; You can't be enemies, because you love each other deeply, so you should be the most familiar strangers.
95. Death is not the loss of life, but walking out of time.
96. The first youth is given by God; The second youth depends on your own efforts.
97. Everyone dreams in his own world that only he can explain.
98. Life test 1 * * Four topics: study, career, marriage and family. You have to get a high average score to pass, so don't spend too much time and energy on any topic.
99. Hope is fire, disappointment is smoke, and life is to light a fire and smoke at the same time.
100, the height reached by stepping on garbage is the same as that reached by stepping on gold.
Modern funny love letters will definitely make you laugh.
Dear Linlin: After painful and serious philosophical thinking, I have decided to express my feelings to you.
Although we have only known each other for a day, I have been deeply attracted by you. First of all, I can see that I am a sentimental person.
You should see that I am honest, so I will never hide the fact that I have had five wives from you. But this only shows how sociable I am. They have left me. The first wife said I didn't understand romance, the second said I didn't pay attention to reality, the third said I was immature, the fourth said I was a pimple, and the fifth actually said I was a virgin.
Now you can rest assured that I have integrated the above five points. Speaking of romance, I can take you to see the stars and bask in the moon on your birthday, without buying cakes or giving birthday presents.
To be realistic, economically, never squeeze the bus when you can walk, never take a taxi when you can squeeze the bus, and never eat fish when you can eat tofu. I will also consider not buying you ring necklace cosmetics, because the reality is that I have no money.
Speaking of maturity, is it necessary for a romantic and realistic man to talk about it?
As for the question raised by the fifth wife, hehe! Honey, let's be honest tonight, and I'll prove it to you.
This is an era of freedom and efficiency. After we start this relationship, if you are too troublesome, I suggest that the registration of marriage certificate can be omitted to avoid the division of property in future divorce.
Of course, I still have many shortcomings, and no one is perfect!
For example, I am too handsome. I know this will make you feel insecure, but it's obviously not my fault!
Also, my heart is too soft. When I see MM alone, I want to comfort her and accompany her, so that someone will cheat me with my simplicity. In this regard, I will study the political means of politicians at home and abroad to improve myself.
Hospitality and generosity, like making friends, are my biggest shortcomings, which will make me busy with social activities and have no time to accompany you after marriage, but don't worry, I won't do anything wrong to you, and I will report my every move to you. Don't forget, I am a realistic person, and I am honest now.
How can I have so many shortcomings? God is killing me, alas! but
Gentle, kind and virtuous, you will understand me, right?
I will always treat my feelings and family, and I will be responsible to the end. Everything I do is for you and this family. You know, I even sold my youth and body.
I never gamble, but sometimes I have to play business cards with my leaders, but don't worry, I only play mahjong.
I never drink either, but in order to make a deal, I have to drink heavily with my clients.
This is simply a pain. What I can't stand most is that in order to get more support, I have to deal with those beautiful people I don't like, so that I can't stick to your chastity.
But I don't mind making so many sacrifices. I am a man, of course, I have to bear such pressure. Don't be moved, because I can live well only if you are happy.
Dear Linlin, I am such a person, a noble and pure person, a person who is free from vulgar tastes, but don't praise me like this, it will make me proud, and what I have done is far from enough.
Of course, I know you can't trust me completely. So I finally suggest, don't talk about marriage prematurely. Let's make up for the time being. If we think it's appropriate, if it's not, we'll pat our ass and leave. Nobody's in charge anyway, okay
100 sentence is wonderful