1, "Do you feel heavy behind my back?" "The whole world is behind you. Do you feel heavy? " 2. "Can you play the piano?" "No" "Then how did you pluck my heartstrings?" 3. "I owe you so much" "What the hell" "How old are you?" "24" "I owe you 24 years of company." 4. "I want to see you on a windy day." "Why?" "In this way, I can let the wind blow you into my arms." 5. "Do you know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder?" "Stone?" No, you showed up. 6. I have a little cold. Then pay attention to your health Because I saw you, I didn't resist. 7. I want to find a face. What face? "In your heart" 8, "How strange" and "What's the matter?" "Why is the air so sweet where you are?" 9. I have so many pens. Do you know which one I like best? " "I don't know", "Your north nose" 10, "Who do you like?" "It's not you anyway." "Will you die if you lie to me?" "cheated, you are not dead!" 1 1, "Can you be my Oreo?" "Don't eat me." "I want to hit on you." 12, "Will you like me?" No, then I can teach you. 13 You dropped something. What is this? "You held out your hand and you put me down." 14, female: I'm hungry, shall we go to eat? Man: You have to be my girlfriend first. W: Why? M: I ordered a couple restaurant. 15, I: I'm so hungry. He: Eat on foot. Me: I don't want to eat, I want to eat you. Dirty paragraph routine boy question 2 1 Your rude foot kicked me back from memory to reality. The father asked his son, "Aren't you afraid of ghosts?" "Ghosts have nothing to be afraid of!" The son said, "grandma says you are a troublemaker;" Aunt says you are an alcoholic; Mom often scolds you for being greedy and lazy; Uncle says you are a cheapskate. I'm not afraid to be with you every day. What am I afraid of? " On New Year's Eve, the father led his son to put up couplets. He charged: "I stick low, you shout' Gao Sheng'; If it is posted high, you will shout' get rich'. " Stand on the stool, put one on it, and put another on it. The son looked at it for a long time and said, "Dad, neither promotion nor wealth." A car driver accidentally ran over a rooster in Xiaoling's house. The driver got off the bus and asked Xiaoling, "Are your parents at home? I ran over your cock and came to pay for it. " "You ran over a rooster, which has nothing to do with my parents. Go to the back of the house and discuss with the hen. " Mother and baby play riddles, and the baby often guesses. Mom: Let me think. I'll guess a difficult one for you. Baby: But Mom, I want to guess a woman. The whole class did badly in an exam, and the teacher said angrily, if you think your IQ is low, please stand up. No classmates moved for a long time, and then Xiaoming stood up. The teacher asked: Do you admit that your IQ is low? Xiao Ming said: no, my IQ is not low. I just can't bear to see you standing alone. I got up yesterday to buy breakfast and found that the money was gone. I can't find it anywhere. I asked my roommate, don't worry, you must have lost your room, or you can sweep the floor and see if it will come out. As soon as I heard that it made sense, I swept the floor seriously. Then I looked at the cleaned floor and my roommate smiled. Did I miss anything? The class teacher lost his temper when the whole class's homework was delayed. "Why can't you take the initiative to study like eating?" The deskmate said in a humble voice at the bottom, "Try eating nine meals a day!" " "Xiao Ming always giggles at the teacher in class. The teacher asked him angrily, Xiao Ming, why do you always smile at me? Xiaoming: Because I have a cold. The teacher asked with concern: I still laugh when I have a cold. Did you take your medicine? Xiao Ming: Laugh after taking medicine. Teacher: Why? Xiaoming: The advertisement says that this medicine will last all day. Teacher: ... 10 The teacher talked hard above, but the next student fell asleep. The teacher was very angry, woke him up and asked him, "What are you doing with your eyes closed?" The student said, "I'm carrying it." Teacher: "Then why are you the first?" Student: "I agree with you. "Teacher:" Then why are you still drooling? " Student: "Because I listened with relish. . . "1 1 junior high school, near the end of the term, there is a lot of homework at night, and students don't get enough sleep. The next day, all the students in the last row fell asleep on the table, but the teacher didn't notice. The head teacher saw it, kicked the door open, shouted, and everyone in the back row came out. One of the buddies was too sleepy to wake up. The class teacher called him personally. 12 Xiao Fang decided to get married next Sunday. She wrote to tell her brother, who works in other places, about the happy event. The letter said: This Sunday is my big bath day. Please come back. A week later, Xiao Fang received a big package and a letter from his brother. The content of the letter is: I can't go home because I am short of money, so I have to send you dirty clothes for washing. Thank you, sister! Dirty paragraph routine boy problem 3 1, my husband actually tricked me into working overtime at the construction site! So I drove to the construction site overnight and sat in the car to see far away. Seeing my husband's efforts, I finally felt relieved. Then I turned to the people in the car and said, "Come on, let's go to the hotel. I have been married for a week. I got up in a daze this morning and went to the toilet. I saw my husband reading documents in the living room again. I quietly walked over, hugged his waist from behind and whispered, honey, don't get up so early for work in the future. It's killing me to see you with two dark circles every day. Honey, can you accompany me to the gym? Woman: Are you saying I'm fat? Man: If you don't want to, forget it. 4. The wife calls her husband who is studying abroad: It's been more than a month, and you can't help it, can you? Husband repeatedly said: no, no, even if I really have no choice, I still have hard-working hands! My wife was very moved and said, seeing that you have done so well, you are allowed to go once. You have to take safety measures on one condition. This woman must look like me! After a moment's hesitation on the other end of the phone, there came a particularly calm voice: daughter-in-law, I am not that kind of person ... 5. A lady was married for less than three years and her husband died of a serious illness. When dealing with the funeral, she still hasn't come out of the pain. 6. A man has a first wife and a second wife. By the time he was sixty, his hair had turned gray, and his first wife pulled it out every day. 7. After my son fell asleep the night before yesterday, I had sex with my husband! I am in a good mood. My husband is panting. 8. Husband: "Wife, if you want to cross the bridge, the bridge can only bear 120 kg. Now you have 12 1 kg. What should you do? "Wife:" That's not easy. Take off all your clothes and it's over. " .。" 9, eating too spicy at night, sleeping, I fart, he also put a response to me. 10, wife's birthday this month 15, son's birthday 10. I propose that they spend their birthdays together. My wife has a problem and says she wants to live alone. I said, "OK, I'll lock you in your room." 1 1. In the emergency room, the doctor asked me lying on a stretcher, "How did I get hurt like this?" I said, "Just driving, a beautiful woman passed by on the road, so I looked back and took a peek ..." The doctor sneered, "Where did I hit it?" I said, "I didn't hit anywhere. My co-pilot's wife found out and crashed like this." Wife: Honey, can I ask you something? Husband: What's the matter? Wife: Can you buy me a bag when I get paid? Husband: You are not only beautiful, but also beautiful. 13. My husband sang two tigers this morning. The lyrics are: two tigers, two tigers, run fast, run fast, one is my wife and the other is my daughter. It's really amazing. 14. At the dance, a lady kept staring at a man not far from her.