Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind. Fortunately, it's autumn. The following are the classic funny sentences I collected for you. Welcome to reading.

Very smooth and funny classic sentence 1, people can't get along without manners!

Everything I can't let go must be because I can't have it.

I have lived for more than 20 years and have done nothing for my country and people. Every time I think about it, my heart aches.

4, people are awesome-I said I won't pay back the money!

You said you would wait for me to come back. You did it. You found someone to wait with.

6. Interpretation is a cover-up, and cover-up is a story.

7. Say it out loud if you love me! Hate me and hide it in your heart all your life!

8. Don't be crazy with me, my eldest brother Qin Shihuang! Don't pretend with me. I'm in the backstage party center. If you don't believe me, you won't admit defeat. Bin Laden is my uncle. He bombed first and then poisoned. If you refuse to accept it, the registered policeman is my aunt. Then change your account to a pig!

9, my world suddenly began to snow, my god! Please don't comb your hair next to me.

10, special people never say that they are special, such as me.

1 1, there are no windtight walls and no hanging beams.

12, how much I love you, you ignore it; I gave you a discharge, but you pretended not to see it; I want to jump off a building, you turn around; You changed your mind, I just arrived!

13, a fat man actually claimed that he was not a clown.

14, I know all things must come to an end, but at least, I want to eat well at the banquet! Joke house provides

15, you once told me that you would love me forever. I understand love, but what is it forever?

16, I had a dream last night, dreaming that Taibai Venus told me many secrets! It turns out that we were all immortals 500 years ago. I cried, I remember! Sweet, it's Jiro! Do you remember me, Xiao Tian? How about these hundreds of years?

17, although I believe in vows of eternal love, I don't necessarily believe you.

18, you dragged a pig shopping, very happy. I passed by and said sympathetically, "Look at a person's grade and who he is with." Before I finished, I saw the pig abandon you with disdain.

19, I really envy you for knowing me so young.

20. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind. Fortunately, it's autumn.

I like making friends, especially girlfriends.

22. I planted a bunch of girlfriends in spring, and now it's autumn. Oh, nothing.

23. When you stumble and become a cripple, you turn around and flash your waist.

24. On the first day, were you a pig? You answered no, and you were beaten-dishonest! The next day, I asked you if you were a pig, and your answer was, beaten-not modest! On the third day, I asked you if you were a pig, but you didn't say a word and were beaten wildly-even if you were a pig, you still dragged on! ! !

25. A celebrity is someone who doesn't know who he is before he becomes famous and who he is after he becomes famous.

Very smooth and funny classic sentence 2 1. If I can't put on your wedding dress, I will never take off your underwear!

I suggest that Japanese women be arrested and put in our male prison.

3. My vicissitudes broke out in acne!

Children should be blessed by reassuring their parents.

The only way to make youth permanent is to take more photos now.

6. Everyone creates quality and everyone enjoys quality.

7. Among all deception, self-deception is the most serious.

8. People may just be expressive animals.

9. My sister's perfume is too gentle. Don't wear perfume, it will let your girlfriend know.

10. Life is like walking in an alley. Every alley may be another exit or a dead end.

1 1. Come out and mix, and you will step on shit sooner or later.

12. There are so many brain-dead people in the world, but you have become the best among them.

13. In public, I am often a polite person, but in private, I often insult my manners.

14. As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman!

15. I swear I will never get married again in my life. Unless it's you

16. You don't have to say anything. I understand everything. Do you want to say I'm beautiful?

17. Hey, hey, you robbed someone else's husband, and now someone else is robbing your husband.

18. Poverty is similar to greed. Ordinary people are stupid, and the more greedy they are, the poorer they are!

19. Shake, shake, shake to Naihe Bridge.

20. God, give me a bowl of white rice and a plate of hot and sour potato shreds.

2 1. If you make money, don't use it to wipe your ass.

22. Women like to watch the waves in the sea, but men are not waves.

23. From junior high school to senior high school, it's good to blow the cow again.

24. Men laugh, women worry! I have worked hard all my life,

25. Some idol dramas are so pure that they really have no acting skills.

26. My future husband, who do you love now?

27. If I become a personnel manager, the first thing I will do is to promote myself to the boss.

28. I said I was a filter, and everything in my mouth was bleached! Understand?

I am glad that there are so many sad people, and I am one of them.

I don't know where Han Sen got an orange, so I asked to share it. Han Sen shouted in public. Damn it, you want to part with me (orange).

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