1. Confucius said: If you don’t sleep at noon, you will collapse in the afternoon. Mencius said: Confucius is right.

2. A homeless man who has just entered society, please take him in!

3. I have a heart that is purer than pure milk and truer than real fruit.

4. The farthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but in the dark night. My house has no electricity, but the lights next door are brightly lit.

5. Bajie, don’t think that you are a bright pearl standing under the street lamp.

6. What the RMB should do is to follow the path of the US dollar and leave the US dollar with nowhere to go.

7. Life is precious, but love is even more valuable. If you have RMB, you can even become a shemale.

8. Don’t force me, otherwise I will become great and out of control.

9. The hooligans are not scary, but the hooligans are educated.

10. Thoughts can be dirty, but the body must be healthy.

11. Lao Tzu can help you solve problems that Confucius cannot help you solve.

12. Not the most expensive, just the best.

13. Don’t call me a homebody, please call me Madame Curie.

14. Feeling comes first. If you feel right, move forward courageously.

15. Life is so short, why should I humiliate myself and give you face?

16. If heaven is sentimental, heaven will also grow old. A sentimental woman will die early.

17. Making money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of level. My ability is limited, but my level is indeed very high.

18. I finally figured out why steamed buns are half more expensive than steamed buns, because steamed buns have connotations.

19. I get jealous when I see others making money, but I don’t have the ability, so I have to change my direction and close my eyes.