1. I am crazy and you are stupid. We have become a family in a daze. Come home quickly after get off work and say you love me again.
2. Robbery! Raise your hands! The man stands on the left, the woman stands on the right, and the perverted one stands in the middle. I am talking about you, and you are looking at your phone!
3. The future is bright, the road is tortuous, work is easy, making money is difficult, falling in love is easy, and getting along is difficult.
4. Mountains are not piled up, trains are not pushed, positivity is not pushed, and you are the one who boasts!
5. If there is no reply within 1 minute, then I am peeing. ; If there is no reply within 5 minutes, then I am taking a dump; if there is no reply within 30 minutes, then I did not bring any paper.
6. People will always grow old. I hope that you will still be by my side.
7. Sorry, the user you are calling is not in the service area. Please call again later.
8. Sorry, let’s take a break. Let’s talk in the next class!
9. I am Blue Shark’s dog. Blue Shark is not here right now. He will be back soon, if you want. , I can chat with you for a while!
10. Beasts still have a little bit of compassion, but I don’t have any, so I’m not a beast!
11. I didn’t care this time His departure has caused us regret that we missed him. So I forgot to eat and couldn't sleep peacefully anymore, so I hurriedly came back unwilling to be lonely.
12. The scary thing about stupid people is not that they are stupid, but that they are smart.
13. Sorry, what you sent is still garbled. Can you send it again?
14. Modern men: Drink one bottle or two without getting drunk. He can dance three steps and four steps. I played mahjong for five days and six days without sleeping. Start working and doze off!
15. I have loved you, and I am loving you, so deeply and unforgettable!
16. Some roads we have Walking side by side, we are the protagonists of some stories, we have sung a song due to each other for so long, but what never changes is the persistence of love deep in our hearts.
17. My hands are always too soft, my heart is even softer, and I still chat with you when there is no topic. It is always easy to get on the plane, but it is too difficult to get off the plane. Now I can sleep without forcing myself.
18. I miss you every moment and love you every day!
19. You are very virtuous and know nothing at home. You are very cute and pitiful and no one loves you. It is a beautiful and moldy girl, and you and I have an unwavering friendship.